Fall Guys - Revision history

Snuegliffer returns at 20:52, 2 July 2024

2024-07-02T20:52:46Z

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	'''Fall Guys''' is a ~~faggotry~~ [[video game]] where your [[fetish\|dream]] of being a [[Teletubbies\|Teletubbie]] raeping other Teletubies comes true. The game involves you trying to get past artificially difficult garbage to get to the end, while raeping Teletubies for them to fall off and become [[an hero]]. Fall Guys was the number one game with pedophiles worldwide, as it let them live out their fantasies.		'''Fall Guys''' is a faggoty [[video game]] where your [[fetish\|dream]] of being a [[Teletubbies\|Teletubbie]] raeping other Teletubies comes true. The game involves you trying to get past artificially difficult garbage to get to the end, while raeping Teletubies for them to fall off and become [[an hero]]. Fall Guys was the number one game with pedophiles worldwide, as it let them live out their fantasies.

	The game was losing popularity quickly as the developers focused more on adding stupid costumes instead of new maps and game modes and pedophiles started to get more attracted by being able to talk to random people playing [[Among Us]], and has led to some [[poser\|wannabe tough guys]] saying [[phrase\|"dead game"]], too dumb to realize a game can't become a hero like them. But after Mediatonic sold their souls to the [[Epic Games\|devil]] and ade the game free to play, the game skyrocketed in popularity again. prompting [[kids]] to beg their mum for terrible skins continuously instead of $30 once which gave you a game which at least wasn't monetized by the fucken mafia.		The game was losing popularity quickly as the developers focused more on adding stupid costumes instead of new maps and game modes and pedophiles started to get more attracted by being able to talk to random people playing [[Among Us]], and has led to some [[poser\|wannabe tough guys]] saying [[phrase\|"dead game"]], too dumb to realize a game can't become a hero like them. But after Mediatonic sold their souls to the [[Epic Games\|devil]] and ade the game free to play, the game skyrocketed in popularity again. prompting [[kids]] to beg their mum for terrible skins continuously instead of $30 once which gave you a game which at least wasn't monetized by the fucken mafia.

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imported>Basicallybad: idk man i made the article "better again"

2022-06-28T17:24:34Z

idk man i made the article "better again"

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	'''Fall Guys''' is a faggotry [[video game]] where your [[fetish\|dream]] of being a [[Teletubbies\|Teletubbie]] raeping other Teletubies comes true. The game involves you trying to get past artificially difficult garbage to get to the end, while raeping Teletubies for them to fall off and become [[an hero]]. Fall Guys was the number one game with pedophiles worldwide, as it let them live out their fantasies.		'''Fall Guys''' is a faggotry [[video game]] where your [[fetish\|dream]] of being a [[Teletubbies\|Teletubbie]] raeping other Teletubies comes true. The game involves you trying to get past artificially difficult garbage to get to the end, while raeping Teletubies for them to fall off and become [[an hero]]. Fall Guys was the number one game with pedophiles worldwide, as it let them live out their fantasies.

	The game ~~has been~~ losing popularity quickly as the developers focused more on adding stupid costumes instead of new maps and game modes and pedophiles started to get more attracted by being able to talk to random people playing [[Among Us]], and has led to some [[poser\|wannabe tough guys]] saying [[phrase\|"dead game"]], too dumb to realize a game can't become an hero like them.		The game was losing popularity quickly as the developers focused more on adding stupid costumes instead of new maps and game modes and pedophiles started to get more attracted by being able to talk to random people playing [[Among Us]], and has led to some [[poser\|wannabe tough guys]] saying [[phrase\|"dead game"]], too dumb to realize a game can't become a hero like them. But after Mediatonic sold their souls to the [[Epic Games\|devil]] and ade the game free to play, the game skyrocketed in popularity again. prompting [[kids]] to beg their mum for terrible skins continuously instead of $30 once which gave you a game which at least wasn't monetized by the fucken mafia.

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	*[[Epic Games]]		*[[Epic Games]]
	*[[~~China~~]]		*[[Among Us]]
	{{gaming}}		{{gaming}}

imported>Basicallybad at 17:11, 28 June 2022

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	=Gameplay=		=Gameplay=
	[[You]] compete with up to 59 other [[faggots]] where you crash through a bunch of obstacles carefully placed to make you want to [[suicide\|hang yourself]]. You'll never win since every second [[13 ~~Year Old Boy~~\|13 year old]] tryhard [[Lies\|(who actually has a brain)]] memorised the exact microsecend to shove your bean's cock into each obstacle to give you a slight boost in speed letting you quality 2 [[raep\|intercourse]] sessions of time in every level.		[[You]] compete with up to 59 other [[faggots]] where you crash through a bunch of obstacles carefully placed to make you want to [[suicide\|hang yourself]]. You'll never win since every second [[13-year-old boy\|13 year old]] tryhard [[Lies\|(who actually has a brain)]] memorised the exact microsecend to shove your bean's cock into each obstacle to give you a slight boost in speed letting you quality 2 [[raep\|intercourse]] sessions of time in every level.

	A key mechanic in Fall Guys is grabbing. Grabing lets you troll people with one easy button! All you have to do it hold this button in the right situation and you'll edge the player you bum-fucked slightly closer to ending their own existance! Who knew trolling could be this easy.		A key mechanic in Fall Guys is grabbing. Grabing lets you troll people with one easy button! All you have to do it hold this button in the right situation and you'll edge the player you bum-fucked slightly closer to ending their own existance! Who knew trolling could be this easy.

imported>Basicallybad: added new stuff, erased irrelevant content to the current situation of the game.

2022-06-28T17:08:29Z

added new stuff, erased irrelevant content to the current situation of the game.

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	The game has been losing popularity quickly as the developers focused more on adding stupid costumes instead of new maps and game modes and pedophiles started to get more attracted by being able to talk to random people playing [[Among Us]], and has led to some [[poser\|wannabe tough guys]] saying [[phrase\|"dead game"]], too dumb to realize a game can't become an hero like them.		The game has been losing popularity quickly as the developers focused more on adding stupid costumes instead of new maps and game modes and pedophiles started to get more attracted by being able to talk to random people playing [[Among Us]], and has led to some [[poser\|wannabe tough guys]] saying [[phrase\|"dead game"]], too dumb to realize a game can't become an hero like them.

	[[Last tuesday]] [[Epic Games]] acquired [[shit no one cares about\|Mediatonic]] since they were worrying about the game's playerbase, which means Mediatonic have sold their souls to the [[Tencent\|devil]] in [[China]]. The game is now doomed forever, and now all hope is lost.

	==Releases==		==Releases==
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	Fall Guys was released on [[PC]] and [[PlayStation 4]]. They didn't bring the game to the [[Xbox One]] or the [[Nintendo Switch]] because they were too busy shoving Jelly Bellies up their asses.		Fall Guys was released on [[PC]] and [[PlayStation 4]]. They didn't bring the game to the [[Xbox One]] or the [[Nintendo Switch]] because they were too busy shoving Jelly Bellies up their asses.

	~~Many~~ [[~~Console Wars\|fanboys~~]] ~~were butthurt over not being able~~ to ~~play the game on their~~ [[~~shit\|platform~~]]~~. So they so begged on~~ [[~~Twatter~~]] ~~for~~ the game to ~~be ported over. The devs trolled them by teasing~~ them ~~and saying the games not coming over~~.		On May 17th, a flashy announcement was released stating that the game would be going free to play on June 21st; also known as total devolution into [[Fortnite]] cash grab shithole faggotry. The game finally came to [[Xbox]], [[PS4]] and [[Nintendo Switch]]. Finally shutting the dirty faceholes up from console fanboys who were sad they couldn't add another game to play while shoving their dicks into whatever object is closest to them.

	~~The game was announced for Nintendo Switch and Xbox consoles, but not the~~ [[~~PlayStation 5~~]] ~~as they~~ want to ~~trigger~~ the ~~Sony fanboys that they can~~'~~t play Fall Guys with slightly better graphics, when they could just play the PS4 version on the PS5~~.		=Gameplay=
			[[You]] compete with up to 59 other [[faggots]] where you crash through a bunch of obstacles carefully placed to make you want to [[suicide\|hang yourself]]. You'll never win since every second [[13 Year Old Boy\|13 year old]] tryhard [[Lies\|(who actually has a brain)]] memorised the exact microsecend to shove your bean's cock into each obstacle to give you a slight boost in speed letting you quality 2 [[raep\|intercourse]] sessions of time in every level.

	~~On May 17th, a flashy announcement was released stating that the game would be going free to play on June 21st;~~ in ~~order to try to revive the game by attracting [[austistic]] little [[kids]] to the game so they’ll buy the fucking [[Among Us]] costume or something~~. ~~This finally confirmed that a switch and Xbox release was coming along~~ with ~~a PS5 release. Remember though,~~ this ~~is 2 fucking years after people actually gave a shit about~~ the ~~releases~~ and the ~~game itself…~~		A key mechanic in Fall Guys is grabbing. Grabing lets you troll people with one easy button! All you have to do it hold this button in the right situation and you'll edge the player you bum-fucked slightly closer to ending their own existance! Who knew trolling could be this easy.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

imported>Basicallybad: added the fact the game’s a cashgrab now (yes i actually play this game)

2022-06-18T06:10:07Z

added the fact the game’s a cashgrab now (yes i actually play this game)

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	Fall Guys was released on [[PC]] and [[PlayStation 4]]. They didn't bring the game to the [[Xbox One]] ~~as it was shit, and neither to~~ the [[Nintendo Switch]] because they were ~~lazy~~.		Fall Guys was released on [[PC]] and [[PlayStation 4]]. They didn't bring the game to the [[Xbox One]] or the [[Nintendo Switch]] because they were too busy shoving Jelly Bellies up their asses.

	Many [[Console Wars\|fanboys]] were butthurt over not being able to play the game on their [[shit\|platform]]. So they so begged on [[Twatter]] for the game to be ported over. The devs trolled them, by teasing them and saying the games not coming over.		Many [[Console Wars\|fanboys]] were butthurt over not being able to play the game on their [[shit\|platform]]. So they so begged on [[Twatter]] for the game to be ported over. The devs trolled them by teasing them and saying the games not coming over.

	The game was announced for Nintendo Switch and Xbox consoles, but not the [[PlayStation 5]] as they want to trigger the Sony fanboys that they can't play Fall Guys with slightly better graphics, when they could just play the PS4 version on the PS5.		The game was announced for Nintendo Switch and Xbox consoles, but not the [[PlayStation 5]] as they want to trigger the Sony fanboys that they can't play Fall Guys with slightly better graphics, when they could just play the PS4 version on the PS5.

			On May 17th, a flashy announcement was released stating that the game would be going free to play on June 21st; in order to try to revive the game by attracting [[austistic]] little [[kids]] to the game so they’ll buy the fucking [[Among Us]] costume or something. This finally confirmed that a switch and Xbox release was coming along with a PS5 release. Remember though, this is 2 fucking years after people actually gave a shit about the releases and the game itself…

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

imported>MarioMario456 at 22:16, 29 May 2022

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imported>SkyBlueCat3 at 13:19, 18 September 2021

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imported>ZoneDart at 07:27, 12 September 2021

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	The game has been losing popularity quickly as the developers focused more on adding stupid costumes instead of new maps and game modes and pedophiles started to get more attracted by being able to talk to random people playing [[Among Us]], and has led to some [[poser\|wannabe tough guys]] saying [[phrase\|"dead game"]], too dumb to realize a game can't become an hero like them.		The game has been losing popularity quickly as the developers focused more on adding stupid costumes instead of new maps and game modes and pedophiles started to get more attracted by being able to talk to random people playing [[Among Us]], and has led to some [[poser\|wannabe tough guys]] saying [[phrase\|"dead game"]], too dumb to realize a game can't become an hero like them.

	[[Last tuesday]] [[Epic Games]] acquired [[shit no one cares about\|Mediatonic]] since they were worrying about the game's ~~palyerbase~~, which means Mediatonic have sold their souls to the [[Tencent\|devil]] in [[China]]. The game is now doomed forever, and now all hope is lost.		[[Last tuesday]] [[Epic Games]] acquired [[shit no one cares about\|Mediatonic]] since they were worrying about the game's playerbase, which means Mediatonic have sold their souls to the [[Tencent\|devil]] in [[China]]. The game is now doomed forever, and now all hope is lost.

	==Releases==		==Releases==

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	'''Fall Guys''' is a ~~faggotry~~ [[video game]] where your [[fetish\|dream]] of being a [[Teletubbies\|Teletubbie]] raeping other Teletubies comes true. The game involves you trying to get past artificially difficult garbage to get to the end, while raeping Teletubies for them to fall off and become [[an hero]]. Fall Guys was the number one game with pedophiles worldwide, as it let them live out their fantasies.		'''Fall Guys''' is a faggoty [[video game]] where your [[fetish\|dream]] of being a [[Teletubbies\|Teletubbie]] raeping other Teletubies comes true. The game involves you trying to get past artificially difficult garbage to get to the end, while raeping Teletubies for them to fall off and become [[an hero]]. Fall Guys was the number one game with pedophiles worldwide, as it let them live out their fantasies.

	The game was losing popularity quickly as the developers focused more on adding stupid costumes instead of new maps and game modes and pedophiles started to get more attracted by being able to talk to random people playing [[Among Us]], and has led to some [[poser\|wannabe tough guys]] saying [[phrase\|"dead game"]], too dumb to realize a game can't become a hero like them. But after Mediatonic sold their souls to the [[Epic Games\|devil]] and ade the game free to play, the game skyrocketed in popularity again. prompting [[kids]] to beg their mum for terrible skins continuously instead of $30 once which gave you a game which at least wasn't monetized by the fucken mafia.		The game was losing popularity quickly as the developers focused more on adding stupid costumes instead of new maps and game modes and pedophiles started to get more attracted by being able to talk to random people playing [[Among Us]], and has led to some [[poser\|wannabe tough guys]] saying [[phrase\|"dead game"]], too dumb to realize a game can't become a hero like them. But after Mediatonic sold their souls to the [[Epic Games\|devil]] and ade the game free to play, the game skyrocketed in popularity again. prompting [[kids]] to beg their mum for terrible skins continuously instead of $30 once which gave you a game which at least wasn't monetized by the fucken mafia.