Failbook - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 20:12, 19 January 2025

2025-01-19T20:12:39Z

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	*[[Big Data]]		*[[Big Data]]
	*[[Bitstrips]]		*[[Bitstrips]]
			*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Streamed his kebab removal on Facebook Live.
	*[[Facebook Usernames 2009]]		*[[Facebook Usernames 2009]]
	*[[Facebook Friend Culling]]		*[[Facebook Friend Culling]]
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	** [http://www.europsy-journal.com/article/S0924-9338(10)00119-7/fulltext?sf115852679=1 '''"The association between Internet addiction and psychiatric disorder"'''] (Archived: {{archive\|5BOvN\|1: (Robots)}} '''2: File copy [[:File:Internet addiction and psychiatric disorder.png\|(complete)''']])		** [http://www.europsy-journal.com/article/S0924-9338(10)00119-7/fulltext?sf115852679=1 '''"The association between Internet addiction and psychiatric disorder"'''] (Archived: {{archive\|5BOvN\|1: (Robots)}} '''2: File copy [[:File:Internet addiction and psychiatric disorder.png\|(complete)''']])

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	~~{{Trolls}}~~		{{Tarrantulas}}
	{{~~Social Media~~}}
	{{~~sites~~}}
	{{Web 2.0}}		{{Web 2.0}}

BoyyyFromAlaska: /* Epic Fail */ Added to gallery.

2024-11-11T21:47:54Z

Epic Fail: Added to gallery.

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	Image:Kayla_Suicide.jpg		Image:Kayla_Suicide.jpg
			Image:Michele.Fine.3.gif\|Your standard fake profile - right-wing, managed by friends [[Terrorist\|from the Middle East]].
	</gallery>\|}}		</gallery>\|}}

BoyyyFromAlaska: /* Epic Fail */ Added Kayla's suicide.

2024-11-08T15:17:49Z

Epic Fail: Added Kayla's suicide.

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Stooge: I deem this article in need of a cleanup.

2024-08-09T05:50:59Z

I deem this article in need of a cleanup.

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	{{fyi\|that Facebook was originally a [[Hot or Not]] for [[Harvard]], and by very definition since its inception has been a welcome place for drama?}}		{{fyi\|that Facebook was originally a [[Hot or Not]] for [[Harvard]], and by very definition since its inception has been a welcome place for drama?}}
	{{quote\| If Facebook thought that it could make more money out of you by throwing you in a garden shredder and turning you into fertiliser it would do so in half a heartbeat. \| Lewis Collard }}		{{quote\| If Facebook thought that it could make more money out of you by throwing you in a garden shredder and turning you into fertiliser it would do so in half a heartbeat. \| Lewis Collard }}

imported>CurtainMan: Quote: “If Facebook thought that it could make more money out of you by throwing you in a garden shredder and turning you into fertiliser it would do so in half a heartbeat.” – Lewis Collard

2024-01-07T12:11:40Z

Quote: “If Facebook thought that it could make more money out of you by throwing you in a garden shredder and turning you into fertiliser it would do so in half a heartbeat.” – Lewis Collard

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imported>CurtainMan: Quote: “If Facebook thought that it could make more money out of you by throwing you in a garden shredder and turning you into fertiliser it would do so in half a heartbeat.” – Lewis Collard

2024-01-07T12:11:40Z

Quote: “If Facebook thought that it could make more money out of you by throwing you in a garden shredder and turning you into fertiliser it would do so in half a heartbeat.” – Lewis Collard

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	{{fyi\|that Facebook was originally a [[Hot or Not]] for [[Harvard]], and by very definition since its inception has been a welcome place for drama?}}		{{fyi\|that Facebook was originally a [[Hot or Not]] for [[Harvard]], and by very definition since its inception has been a welcome place for drama?}}
			{{quote\| If Facebook thought that it could make more money out of you by throwing you in a garden shredder and turning you into fertiliser it would do so in half a heartbeat. \| Lewis Collard }}
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imported>Fleacollerindustry2: /* ED Facebook */ removed old thumbnail from the archive

2023-06-22T17:00:35Z

ED Facebook: removed old thumbnail from the archive

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imported>Fleacollerindustry2: /* ED Facebook */ removed old thumbnail from the archive

2023-06-22T17:00:35Z

ED Facebook: removed old thumbnail from the archive

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	==ED Facebook==		==ED Facebook==
	{{Main\|ED Facebook}}		{{Main\|ED Facebook}}
	[[Image:Dramatica_love.png\|frameless\|right~~]][[File:EDFB-retard.png\|thumb\|right\|151px\|Conclusive evidence that ED's FB is full of humorless fags~~]]		[[Image:Dramatica_love.png\|frameless\|right]]
	Despite Encyclopedia Dramatica's constant claims that we are not [[4chan\|/b/]], this is taken to be a mere red herring for the denizens of Facebook. On November 10, 2009, ED's machine god decided to advertise the [[EDF\|forums]] on the official Facebook page to attract hordes of new users and their sockpuppet friends to discuss enthralling topics such as [https://web.archive.org/web/20091122094916/http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/showthread.php?t=2979 The IRC fucking sucks] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20110408085921/http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/showthread.php?t=3091 Trap Of The Year]. What [[Yirimyah\|the machine spirit]] discovered on the page was not a discussion of how many girls wanted to suck our Sysops' cocks, but rather a collection of morons spouting memes and acting like mouth-breathing retards.		Despite Encyclopedia Dramatica's constant claims that we are not [[4chan\|/b/]], this is taken to be a mere red herring for the denizens of Facebook. On November 10, 2009, ED's machine god decided to advertise the [[EDF\|forums]] on the official Facebook page to attract hordes of new users and their sockpuppet friends to discuss enthralling topics such as [https://web.archive.org/web/20091122094916/http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/showthread.php?t=2979 The IRC fucking sucks] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20110408085921/http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/showthread.php?t=3091 Trap Of The Year]. What [[Yirimyah\|the machine spirit]] discovered on the page was not a discussion of how many girls wanted to suck our Sysops' cocks, but rather a collection of morons spouting memes and acting like mouth-breathing retards.
	To set them straight, God spoke. And they listened.<br>		To set them straight, God spoke. And they listened.<br>

imported>Fleacollerindustry2: /* ED Facebook */ Actually fuck it, I'll just stick it here.

2023-06-22T16:57:43Z

ED Facebook: Actually fuck it, I'll just stick it here.

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imported>Fleacollerindustry2: /* ED Facebook */ Actually fuck it, I'll just stick it here.

2023-06-22T16:57:43Z

ED Facebook: Actually fuck it, I'll just stick it here.

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	{{quote\|oh my god, is this the page for 4chan? no it is not. SO QUIT IT WITH YOUR LAME CHANNER BULLSHIT BEFORE YOU ALL GET SENT 100 PIZZAS.\|Encyclopedia Dramatica in [[ALL CAPS\|cruise control]]}}		{{quote\|oh my god, is this the page for 4chan? no it is not. SO QUIT IT WITH YOUR LAME CHANNER BULLSHIT BEFORE YOU ALL GET SENT 100 PIZZAS.\|Encyclopedia Dramatica in [[ALL CAPS\|cruise control]]}}
	Although these threats have slowed down the tide of failure somewhat on the [[EDF\|forums]], they have done little to solve the problem of the [[ED Facebook]] page and it's [[faggots\|fans]]. The page continues to have an overabundance of [[Memefag\|memefags]] who are too [[Coward\|scared]] to post on the forums, and general [[retard\|retardation]] in every comment and post. It is uncertain how much longer [[User:Thayo\|Thayo]] will be able to go on updating it without being committed to a psyche institution or performing ritual [[suicide]].		Although these threats have slowed down the tide of failure somewhat on the [[EDF\|forums]], they have done little to solve the problem of the [[ED Facebook]] page and it's [[faggots\|fans]]. The page continues to have an overabundance of [[Memefag\|memefags]] who are too [[Coward\|scared]] to post on the forums, and general [[retard\|retardation]] in every comment and post. It is uncertain how much longer [[User:Thayo\|Thayo]] will be able to go on updating it without being committed to a psyche institution or performing ritual [[suicide]].

			Here's a quick example of the kind of thin-skinned humorless fags who joined the ED Facebook thinking it was like reddit but maybe 10% edgier, only to realize that we're just cruel assholes to everyone. ''"B-but I just wanted to own the shitlibs!"''

			[[File:Facebook-EDs_humorless_fans_good_riddance.png\|thumb\|center\|600px\|The internet never forgets.]]

			Good riddance, honestly.

	===Shenanigans===		===Shenanigans===

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	{{fyi\|that Facebook was originally a [[Hot or Not]] for [[Harvard]], and by very definition since its inception has been a welcome place for drama?}}		{{fyi\|that Facebook was originally a [[Hot or Not]] for [[Harvard]], and by very definition since its inception has been a welcome place for drama?}}
			{{quote\| If Facebook thought that it could make more money out of you by throwing you in a garden shredder and turning you into fertiliser it would do so in half a heartbeat. \| Lewis Collard }}
	[[File:Markeatsabullet1.jpg\|left]]		[[File:Markeatsabullet1.jpg\|left]]
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