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imported>RIP America 1776-1913: /* THE ALMIGHTY ASSAULT */

2018-10-23T08:12:04Z

THE ALMIGHTY ASSAULT

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	*Drain Bower Lake so that you can strip mine it		*Drain Bower Lake so that you can strip mine it
	*[[Lulz\|Turn the Bowerstone Shelter/Orphanage into a brothel]]		*[[Lulz\|Turn the Bowerstone Shelter/Orphanage into a brothel]]
	*Clear-cut the mountains for lumber		*Clear-cut the mountains for the lumber
	*Make child labor an even bigger business		*Make child labor an even bigger business
	*Cut the Bowerstone Guard's budget to make crime even worse		*Cut the Bowerstone Guard's budget to make crime even worse

imported>RIP America 1776-1913: /* THE ALMIGHTY ASSAULT */

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THE ALMIGHTY ASSAULT

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	Yay. Now, you wonder, what is there to do as King/Queen? Well, some black, [[Goatse\|gooey]] shit is spreading across the world (British Petroleum claims [[Lie\|they didn't do it]]) and you have to get ready by making tons of [[So cash\|cash]] and fast! The best (and more lulzy) way to do this is be an even bigger dick then your brother was by ~~Jew~~.		Yay. Now, you wonder, what is there to do as King/Queen? Well, some black, [[Goatse\|gooey]] shit is spreading across the world (British Petroleum claims [[Lie\|they didn't do it]]) and you have to get ready by making tons of [[So cash\|cash]] and fast! The best (and more lulzy) way to do this is to be an even bigger dick then your brother was by Jewing the citizens of Albion with many lulzy choices.

	Ways to fuck with the citizens of Albion:		Ways to fuck with the citizens of Albion:
	*Enslave the people of Aurora (Some desert continent. The people of this land are sandniggers so they're used to slavery)		*Enslave the people of Aurora (Some desert continent. The people of this land are sandniggers so they're used to slavery)
	*Drain ~~a lake~~ so you can strip mine it		*Drain Bower Lake so that you can strip mine it
	*[[Lulz\|Turn the ~~only orphanage in the world~~ into a brothel]]		*[[Lulz\|Turn the Bowerstone Shelter/Orphanage into a brothel]]
	*Clear cut the mountains for ~~the~~ lumber		*Clear-cut the mountains for lumber
	*Make child labor even bigger business		*Make child labor an even bigger business
			*Cut the Bowerstone Guard's budget to make crime even worse
			*Institute fines for people having too many fucking kids
	*Ban alcohol (suggested you do this or your subjects will be vomiting everywhere)		*Ban alcohol (suggested you do this or your subjects will be vomiting everywhere)
	*And the biggest lulz of them all: Tell the [[hippies]] to fuck off and turn a swamp into the ~~city~~ sewage [[Shit\|dump]]		*And the biggest lulz of them all: Tell the [[hippies]] to fuck off and turn their swamp into the Bowerstone's sewage dump [[Shit\|dump]]

	After fucking with the people with high taxes and such, the final battle occurs. It happens quite suddenly with no warning to get your shit in line and you have [[Rape\|no way of avoiding it]]. After running through the city, slicing up some shadows along the way (By this point you're so badass you cut up shadows instead of people) you find some [[Chris-Chan\|weird-as-fuck alien thing]] that possesses the other old guy mentioned earlier (Not John Cleese.) Twenty minutes of button mashing later, dun-dadun! Nothing. You won. Yep, that's what it feels like to beat this game. Best 60 bucks ever wasted.		After fucking with the people with high taxes and such, the final battle occurs. It happens quite suddenly with no warning to get your shit in line and you have [[Rape\|no way of avoiding it]]. After running through the city, slicing up some shadows along the way (By this point you're so badass you cut up shadows instead of people) you find some [[Chris-Chan\|weird-as-fuck alien thing]] that possesses the other old guy mentioned earlier (Not John Cleese.) Twenty minutes of button mashing later, dun-dadun! Nothing. You won. Yep, that's what it feels like to beat this game. Best 60 bucks ever wasted.

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Cool Story Bro */

2018-07-07T15:08:05Z

Cool Story Bro

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	*U "FFFUUUUUUUU"		*U "FFFUUUUUUUU"
	*You grow up, get [[fat]] and get [[STD\|gonorrhea]].		*You grow up, get [[fat]] and get [[STD\|gonorrhea]].
	*You get meet a [[fat]] chick, a black person and a [[faggot]].		*You get to meet a [[fat]] chick, a black person and a [[faggot]].
	*Then some filler to make the game drag on.		*Then some filler to make the game drag on.
	*There's a dog somewhere in there...		*There's a dog somewhere in there...
	*Your dog gets pwnd and you [[lie\|epically]] defeat the villain. With a music box. ~~The End~~.		*Your dog gets pwnd and you [[lie\|epically]] defeat the villain. With a music box. THE END.

	[[Basement dweller\|If you managed to play through the entire shitty game]] your final reward is to have your family abruptly killed off in a desperate attempt at adding drama amidst the last few hours of tedium. Unfortunately, even if you manage to resurrect your family, if you had a baby and not a toddler, your baby will not resurrect along with your family. Apparently, Lucien thinks super late-term abortions are [[baby fuck\|AWW-RIGHTTT!]]		[[Basement dweller\|If you managed to play through the entire shitty game]] your final reward is to have your family abruptly killed off in a desperate attempt at adding drama amidst the last few hours of tedium. Unfortunately, even if you manage to resurrect your family, if you had a baby and not a toddler, your baby will not resurrect along with your family. Apparently, Lucien thinks super late-term abortions are [[baby fuck\|AWW-RIGHTTT!]]

imported>LulzKiller at 22:53, 25 December 2015

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	black person: Lucien's brainwashing has unleashed [[Over 9000\|an almost endless]] supply of his welfare niggers to lurk in the [[Poor\|paycheck-advance/liquor stores]] and ambush you. Easily distracted by [[dat ass\|booty]], fried chicken and shiny rims larger than 20".		black person: Lucien's brainwashing has unleashed [[Over 9000\|an almost endless]] supply of his welfare niggers to lurk in the [[Poor\|paycheck-advance/liquor stores]] and ambush you. Easily distracted by [[dat ass\|booty]], fried chicken and shiny rims larger than 20".

	[[Zombie\|Hollowmen]]: These are the returned souls of zombies that were killed by [[/k/\|/k/omandos]] in the first zombie apocalypse. They're not at all plagiarized from the show [[Bleach]], hurpdurp!		[[Zombie\|Hollowmen]]: These are the returned souls of zombies that were killed by [[k/\|/k/omandos]] in the first zombie apocalypse. They're not at all plagiarized from the show [[Bleach]], hurpdurp!

	[[Furries\|Werewolves]]: They have some technical name. But nobody fucking cares. They're [[Furries\|furfags]], and kill you with a yiff attack that can corner you and destroy you with an intense barrage of social isolation and bestiality fantasy.		[[Furries\|Werewolves]]: They have some technical name. But nobody fucking cares. They're [[Furries\|furfags]], and kill you with a yiff attack that can corner you and destroy you with an intense barrage of social isolation and bestiality fantasy.

imported>Mr Jonzz: /* Cool Story Bro */

2011-10-17T23:42:38Z

Cool Story Bro

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imported>Mr Jonzz: /* Cool Story Bro */

2011-10-17T23:42:38Z

Cool Story Bro

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imported>Mr Jonzz: /* Cool Story Bro */

2011-10-17T23:42:38Z

Cool Story Bro

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imported>Mr Jonzz: /* Cool Story Bro */

2011-10-17T23:42:38Z

Cool Story Bro

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	==Cool Story Bro==		==Cool Story Bro==
	You begin the game either as a little [[shota\|boy]] or [[lolicon\|girl]], who lives as an orphan with their hawt [[loli]] sister. Then some blind bitch from the previous game tells you to buy an [[????\|unexplained music box]], which you do for '''[[ORLY\|no apparent reason]]''', thereby establishing early on that [[Hurr\|lazy uninspired developers]] gave up early on trying to make a coherent Fable story line.		You begin the game as either a little [[shota\|boy]] or [[lolicon\|girl]], who lives as an orphan with their hawt [[loli]] sister. Then some blind bitch from the previous game tells you to buy an [[????\|unexplained music box]], which you do for '''[[ORLY\|no apparent reason]]''', thereby establishing early on that [[Hurr\|lazy uninspired developers]] gave up early on trying to make a coherent Fable story line.

	<b>TL;DR</b>		<b>TL;DR</b>

imported>Mr Jonzz at 23:41, 17 October 2011

2011-10-17T23:41:52Z

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	{{quote\|Absolutely, that's what I do every day. I open the treasure chest, pick it up and stuff it down my underpants. All those five and 10-pound notes.\|Peter MolynJEW, on [http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/peter-molyneuxs-question-time-interview what he does with the money you gave him for this shit]}}		{{quote\|Absolutely, that's what I do every day. I open the treasure chest, pick it up and stuff it down my underpants. All those five and 10-pound notes.\|Peter MolynJEW, on [http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/peter-molyneuxs-question-time-interview what he does with the money you gave him for this shit]}}

	'''''Fable II''''' is Peter Molyjeux's <s>latest</s> second most recent [[fail\|overhyped and underwhelming]] abortion of a video game. Players take control of a [[you\|morbidly obese]] cookie-cutter hero who ventures through a rushed and under-developed world, surmounting the perils of unchallenging linear faggotry, nagging wives with +1 to herpes, and an endless barrage of smudgy pastel-colored bullshit and <s>treasure</s> [[Shit\|rusty necklaces]] in his vaguely defined and generic quest for vengeance. As advertised, the player [[not\|can]] "choose his fate," as long as that fate involves [[fag\|hair dyes,]] contracting STDs from gay prostitutes, and not [[:File:ChugworthGuroUC.jpg\|killing children.]] Instead of learning from the first game they decided to expand upon the things which ruined it while at the same time ~~makeing~~ fun of them. Fable 2 was just the first game minus the coherent story and with more British humour and by "British Humour" it is meant that there is more [[Portal:Faggotry \| man-on-man]] action.		'''''Fable II''''' is Peter Molyjeux's <s>latest</s> second most recent [[fail\|overhyped and underwhelming]] abortion of a video game. Players take control of a [[you\|morbidly obese]] cookie-cutter hero who ventures through a rushed and under-developed world, surmounting the perils of unchallenging linear faggotry, nagging wives with +1 to herpes, and an endless barrage of smudgy pastel-colored bullshit and <s>treasure</s> [[Shit\|rusty necklaces]] in his vaguely defined and generic quest for vengeance. As advertised, the player [[not\|can]] "choose his fate," as long as that fate involves [[fag\|hair dyes,]] contracting STDs from gay prostitutes, and not [[:File:ChugworthGuroUC.jpg\|killing children.]] Instead of learning from the first game they decided to expand upon the things which ruined it while at the same time making fun of them. Fable 2 was just the first game minus the coherent story and with more British humour and by "British Humour" it is meant that there is more [[Portal:Faggotry \| man-on-man]] action.

	==Development==		==Development==

imported>Mr Jonzz at 23:40, 17 October 2011

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	{{quote\|Absolutely, that's what I do every day. I open the treasure chest, pick it up and stuff it down my underpants. All those five and 10-pound notes.\|Peter MolynJEW, on [http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/peter-molyneuxs-question-time-interview what he does with the money you gave him for this shit]}}		{{quote\|Absolutely, that's what I do every day. I open the treasure chest, pick it up and stuff it down my underpants. All those five and 10-pound notes.\|Peter MolynJEW, on [http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/peter-molyneuxs-question-time-interview what he does with the money you gave him for this shit]}}

	'''''Fable II''''' is Peter Molyjeux's <s>latest</s> second most recent [[fail\|overhyped and underwhelming]] abortion of a video game. Players take control of a [[you\|morbidly obese]] cookie-cutter hero who ventures through a rushed and under-developed world, surmounting the perils of unchallenging linear faggotry, nagging wives with +1 to herpes, and an endless barrage of smudgy pastel-colored bullshit and <s>treasure</s> [[Shit\|rusty necklaces]] in his vaguely defined and generic quest for vengeance. As advertised, the player [[not\|can]] "choose his fate," as long as that fate involves [[fag\|hair dyes,]] contracting STDs from gay prostitutes, and not [[:File:ChugworthGuroUC.jpg\|killing children.]] Instead of learning from the first game they decided to expand upon the things which ruined it while at the same time makeing fun of them. Fable 2 was just the first game minus the coherent story and with more ~~british humor~~ and by ~~british humor~~ it is meant that there is more man on man action.		'''''Fable II''''' is Peter Molyjeux's <s>latest</s> second most recent [[fail\|overhyped and underwhelming]] abortion of a video game. Players take control of a [[you\|morbidly obese]] cookie-cutter hero who ventures through a rushed and under-developed world, surmounting the perils of unchallenging linear faggotry, nagging wives with +1 to herpes, and an endless barrage of smudgy pastel-colored bullshit and <s>treasure</s> [[Shit\|rusty necklaces]] in his vaguely defined and generic quest for vengeance. As advertised, the player [[not\|can]] "choose his fate," as long as that fate involves [[fag\|hair dyes,]] contracting STDs from gay prostitutes, and not [[:File:ChugworthGuroUC.jpg\|killing children.]] Instead of learning from the first game they decided to expand upon the things which ruined it while at the same time makeing fun of them. Fable 2 was just the first game minus the coherent story and with more British humour and by "British Humour" it is meant that there is more [[Portal:Faggotry \| man-on-man]] action.

	==Development==		==Development==

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	black person: Lucien's brainwashing has unleashed [[Over 9000\|an almost endless]] supply of his welfare niggers to lurk in the [[Poor\|paycheck-advance/liquor stores]] and ambush you. Easily distracted by [[dat ass\|booty]], fried chicken and shiny rims larger than 20".		black person: Lucien's brainwashing has unleashed [[Over 9000\|an almost endless]] supply of his welfare niggers to lurk in the [[Poor\|paycheck-advance/liquor stores]] and ambush you. Easily distracted by [[dat ass\|booty]], fried chicken and shiny rims larger than 20".

	[[Zombie\|Hollowmen]]: These are the returned souls of zombies that were killed by [[/k/\|/k/omandos]] in the first zombie apocalypse. They're not at all plagiarized from the show [[Bleach]], hurpdurp!		[[Zombie\|Hollowmen]]: These are the returned souls of zombies that were killed by [[k/\|/k/omandos]] in the first zombie apocalypse. They're not at all plagiarized from the show [[Bleach]], hurpdurp!

	[[Furries\|Werewolves]]: They have some technical name. But nobody fucking cares. They're [[Furries\|furfags]], and kill you with a yiff attack that can corner you and destroy you with an intense barrage of social isolation and bestiality fantasy.		[[Furries\|Werewolves]]: They have some technical name. But nobody fucking cares. They're [[Furries\|furfags]], and kill you with a yiff attack that can corner you and destroy you with an intense barrage of social isolation and bestiality fantasy.