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FTM Invisibility

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FTM Invisibility

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	==FTM Invisibility==		==FTM Invisibility==
	Unlike [[MTF]]s, a significant number of FTMs can pass as male without surgery and therefore aren’t noticed in public. There are about 3x more MTFs than FTMs, and they are much more common than most people think they are. However, you are much more likely to notice a 6’0” [[man]] in drag than a 5’4” man who looks nothing like a woman.		Unlike [[MTF]]s, a significant number of FTMs can pass as male without surgery and therefore aren’t noticed in public. There are about 3x more MTFs than FTMs, and they are much more common than most people think they are. However, you are much more likely to notice a 6’0” [[man]] in drag than a 5’4” "man" who looks nothing like a woman.

	The reason FTMs pass so well and MTFs don't is because the effects of testosterone are irreversible. Once a man hits puberty he will look like a man forever unless he has major cosmetic surgery; this is why just about the only MTFs who pass are the ones who blocked their puberty as [[13 year old boy]]s.		The reason FTMs pass so well and MTFs don't is because the effects of testosterone are irreversible. Once a man hits puberty he will look like a man forever unless he has major cosmetic surgery; this is why just about the only MTFs who pass are the ones who blocked their puberty as [[13 year old boy]]s.

imported>Manoncaroni: /* Identifying a FTM */

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Identifying a FTM

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	#'''Faggotry''' – FTMs are very often complete [[fag]]s due to previously being encouraged to act as feminine as they possibly could. This results in a [[man]] who usually acts like your garden variety [[breeder]] but occasionally does extremely [[fag]]gy things for no apparent reason. This can of course be explained by [[retard]]edness and means nothing alone.		#'''Faggotry''' – FTMs are very often complete [[fag]]s due to previously being encouraged to act as feminine as they possibly could. This results in a [[man]] who usually acts like your garden variety [[breeder]] but occasionally does extremely [[fag]]gy things for no apparent reason. This can of course be explained by [[retard]]edness and means nothing alone.
	#'''Voice''' – Even after years of testosterone and painstakingly crafting a male facade, the majority of FTMs will end up sounding like chipmunks going through chipmunk puberty. See (or hear): Buck Angel.		#'''Voice''' – Even after years of testosterone and painstakingly crafting a male facade, the majority of FTMs will end up sounding like chipmunks going through chipmunk puberty. See (or hear): Buck Angel.
			#'''Appearence''' – Many FTMs are lesbians, and dress like them as well. They wear clothes like plaid jackets, ripped jeans, beanies, and "problem glasses" that you typically see YouTube feminists wearing. Many have dyke haircuts, like pixie cuts, many shave one or both sides of their head, and usually use so much gel that their hair becomes rock solid.
			#'''Entertainment interests''' – Many, if not all FTMs share common interests in media. Almost every FTM tranny listens to bands like 21 Pilots, Fall Out Boy, and Panic at the Disco. Many FTMs spend their parent's entire wage on band merch, making it easy to spot one. They watch shows like [[Steven Universe]], and have one, if not multiple [[Tumblr]] blogs.

	==ED Offends LJ FTMs==		==ED Offends LJ FTMs==

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	[[Image:Muscular FTM.jpg\|thumb\|~~Some FTMs are better men than~~ [[~~you~~\|~~you'll~~]] ~~ever be.~~]]		[[Image:Muscular FTM.jpg\|thumb\|Desperately trying to overcompensate due to lacking [[penis\|THAT.]]]]
	[[Image:FTM Before and After.PNG\|thumb\|Some ugly bitches are much better off as FTMs.]]		[[Image:FTM Before and After.PNG\|thumb\|Some ugly bitches are much better off as FTMs.]]
	[[Image:FTM Invisibility.jpg\|thumb\|An [[FTM]] on an evening stroll through the park.]]		[[Image:FTM Invisibility.jpg\|thumb\|An [[FTM]] on an evening stroll through the park.]]
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	==FTM Invisibility==		==FTM Invisibility==
	Unlike [[MTF]]s, FTMs can pass ~~quite easily~~ as male without surgery and therefore aren’t noticed in public. There are about 3x more MTFs than FTMs, and they are much more common than most people think they are. However, you are much more likely to notice a 6’0” [[man]] in drag than a 5’4” man who looks nothing like a woman.		Unlike [[MTF]]s, a significant number of FTMs can pass as male without surgery and therefore aren’t noticed in public. There are about 3x more MTFs than FTMs, and they are much more common than most people think they are. However, you are much more likely to notice a 6’0” [[man]] in drag than a 5’4” man who looks nothing like a woman.

	The reason FTMs pass so well and MTFs don't is because the effects of testosterone are irreversible. Once a man hits puberty he will look like a man forever unless he has major cosmetic surgery; this is why just about the only MTFs who pass are the ones who blocked their puberty as [[13 year old boy]]s.		The reason FTMs pass so well and MTFs don't is because the effects of testosterone are irreversible. Once a man hits puberty he will look like a man forever unless he has major cosmetic surgery; this is why just about the only MTFs who pass are the ones who blocked their puberty as [[13 year old boy]]s.

	==Y Hallo Thur Sexy, OMG YOU R A GURL!==		==Y Hallo Thur Sexy, OMG YOU R A GURL!==
	It is not uncommon for FTM transsexuals to be ~~better and more attractive than actual men through~~ [[~~bodybuilder~~\|bodybuilding]] and ~~life~~ in general. The reason FTMs are athletic overachievers is ~~often~~ attributed to ~~[[short man syndrome]], but the more likely cause is “not having a penis syndrome”~~. Due to this complete failure at manhood and total lack of [[man points]], FTMs have a great need to compensate and work harder than normal men as they are freaks who nobody loves.		It is not uncommon for FTM transsexuals to be obsessed with [[bodybuilding\|bodybuilding]] and fitness in general. The reason FTMs are athletic overachievers is attributed to Not Having A Penis Syndrome. Due to this complete failure at manhood and total lack of [[man points]], FTMs have a great need to compensate and work harder than normal men as they are freaks who nobody loves.

	It is also possible that FTMs are ~~better~~ than real [[men]] due to being complete [[metrosexual]]s—or, as most would put it, [[fag]]s. It is common for FTMs to be wussy [[faggot]]s who cry and express their feelings (due to being women), something that other women find great until they discover their new boyfriend has a [[mangina]].		It is also possible that FTMs are prettier than some real [[men]] due to being complete [[metrosexual]]s—or, as most would put it, [[fag]]s. It is common for FTMs to be wussy [[faggot]]s who cry and express their feelings (due to being women), something that other women find great until they discover their new boyfriend has a [[mangina]].

	==Variations==		==Variations==
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	==Testosterone==		==Testosterone==
	Due to the effectiveness of testosterone at making FTMs appear male, [[at least 100\|many]] of them [[do not want]] any surgery at all. Testosterone injections, which are usually taken in 200-mg doses fortnightly, ~~make a [[woman]] look completely~~ male ~~usually~~ within six months. It is [[popular opinion]] that FTMs have to manually speak lower, paint on a beard, etc., but that is completely untrue; when an FTM starts hormone treatment they go through all the same changes as a [[13 year old boy]] does during [[puberty]].		Due to the effectiveness of testosterone at making FTMs appear male, [[at least 100\|many]] of them [[do not want]] any surgery at all. Testosterone injections, which are usually taken in 200-mg doses fortnightly, will give these women some male characteristics such as body hair within six months.

	Also, and disturbingly, testosterone causes the [[clitoris]] to enlarge ~~to the size of a small [[penis]]~~, which is why a [[mangina]] is different to a [[vagina]]. This is part of the reason why [[feminist]]s believe the [[clitoris]] is the female version of the [[cock]], because they can turn it into one if they want to—which they would do, of course, due to their terrible [[penis envy]]. This can also happen to female [[bodybuilder]]s who abuse steroids; see [[Chyna]]'s girl penis.		Also, and disturbingly, testosterone causes the [[clitoris]] to enlarge, which is why a [[mangina]] is different to a [[vagina]]. This is part of the reason why [[feminist]]s believe the [[clitoris]] is the female version of the [[cock]], because they can turn it into one if they want to—which they would do, of course, due to their terrible [[penis envy]]. This can also happen to female [[bodybuilder]]s who abuse steroids; see [[Chyna]]'s girl penis.

	==Surgery==		==Surgery==
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	===Uterus===		===Uterus===
	Most FTMs have a '''hysterectomy''' even if they don’t intend to have a fake [[penis]] installed on their crotch. This is because the hormones completely fuck up the uterus ~~(due to not belonging there)~~ and can cause [[cancer]]. [[At least 100]] doctors in the past have refused to treat FTMs for cancer as [[some argue]] they deserve to die. Also many [[lulz]] can be had trying to find a doctor willing to perform this operation ~~due to [[transphobia]]/[[homophobia]]~~; the whole situation is [[IRL troll]]ing gold.		Most FTMs have a '''hysterectomy''' even if they don’t intend to have a fake [[penis]] installed on their crotch. This is because the hormones completely fuck up the uterus and can cause [[cancer]]. [[At least 100]] doctors in the past have refused to treat FTMs for cancer as [[some argue]] they deserve to die. Also many [[lulz]] can be had trying to find a doctor willing to perform this operation; the whole situation is [[IRL troll]]ing gold.

	===Penis===		===Penis===
	Due to being invisible and the world not needing any more [[cock]], surgeons have completely forgotten to invent a decent FTM [[Loldongs\|dong]]. This has resulted in the two [[retard]]ed [[shit]] surgeries known as metoidplasty and phalloplasty—which each cost about [[over 9000\|$50,000]].		Due to being invisible and the world not needing any more [[cock]], surgeons have completely forgotten to invent a decent FTM [[Loldongs\|dong]]. This has resulted in the two [[retard]]ed [[shit]] surgeries known as metoidplasty and phalloplasty—which each cost about [[over 9000\|$50,000]].

	'''~~Metiodplasty~~''' is the most popular surgery and works with what nature has already done. (That’s if you think nature made you have testosterone injections and grow your [[clitoris]] to the size of a [[penis]].) They basically flip over the end to create a foreskin and install a ball sack to make it look more like a [[cock]] and less like a girl penis. This cock will ~~be small and red but there are some actual men with smaller cocks~~. ~~It is still able to achieve [[erection]] since~~ a ~~clit is similar to a penis anyway~~.		'''Metoidioplasty''' is the most popular surgery and works with what nature has already done. (That’s if you think nature made you have testosterone injections and grow your [[clitoris]] to the size of a [[penis]].) They basically flip over the end to create a foreskin and install a ball sack to make it look more like a [[cock]] and less like a girl penis. This "cock" will end up looking like a mangled cocktail sausage. Not a real dong.

	'''Phalloplasty''' is a less popular surgery due to the operation leaving you with a [[HUEG]] scar on your forearm where they remove a large amount of flesh. While this surgery leaves you with a massive hammer, this hammer looks an awful lot like a mangled sausage.		'''Phalloplasty''' is a less popular surgery due to the operation leaving you with a [[HUEG]] scar on your forearm where they remove a large amount of flesh. While this surgery leaves you with a massive hammer, this hammer looks an awful lot like a slightly larger mangled sausage. [[lulz\|STILL]] not a real dong.

	==Identifying a FTM==		==Identifying a FTM==
	Though it is impossible to tell with the untrained eye, there are a number of ways to establish whether a man is FTM or not. Although these pointers may help they are DEFINITELY not a guaranteed way to know, though if there are a few they may add up.		Though it is impossible to tell with the untrained eye, there are a number of ways to establish whether a man is FTM or not. Although these pointers may help they are DEFINITELY not a guaranteed way to know, though if there are a few they may add up.

	#'''Short''' – Due to women generally being shorter than men FTMs are usually [[midget\|vertically challenged]]. However, ~~[[cisgender]]ed~~ men are sometimes short and women are sometimes tall.		#'''Short''' – Due to women generally being shorter than men FTMs are usually [[midget\|vertically challenged]]. However, men are sometimes short and women are sometimes tall.
	#'''Weird eyes''' – ~~Men usually have deep~~ set eyes, meaning that FTMs often ~~do not. They also often have long eyelashes which is [[typical]]ly female and can cause FTMs to look really gay. However,~~ this ~~can happen to [[cisgender]]ed men and means nothing on its own; one example is George Michael~~.		#'''Weird eyes''' – Deep-set eyes are male characteristic, meaning that FTMs will often lack this.
	#'''Mastectomy scars''' - A mastectomy scar would leave a large half moon shaped scar under the pecs. Also in rare cases if there was an infection there may be a missing nipple. ~~[[Cisgender]]ed~~ men ~~sometimes~~ get mastectomies if they have gynecomastia (man boobs), ~~so this is not a sure indication—but~~ it’s a very good hint.		#'''Mastectomy scars''' - A mastectomy scar would leave a large half moon shaped scar under the pecs. Also in rare cases if there was an infection there may be a missing nipple. Some men get mastectomies if they have gynecomastia (man boobs), but it’s still a very good hint.
	#'''Phalloplasty Scars''' – Apart from leaving the victim with a ~~sausage-like~~ [[penis]], phalloplasty also leaves a large (often purple) scar on the forearm of the victim due to having most of the skin removed from it and made into an ugly fake [[penis]]. This can also be explained by some kind of horrible accident where the penis is ripped off and has to be replaced, but that's seriously unlikely. Given that not many FTMs opt for this, if a suspect guy refuses to let you see/touch his penis he is most likely FTM.		#'''Phalloplasty Scars''' – Apart from leaving the victim with a monstrous fake [[penis]], phalloplasty also leaves a large (often purple) scar on the forearm of the victim due to having most of the skin removed from it and made into an ugly fake [[penis]]. This can also be explained by some kind of horrible accident where the penis is ripped off and has to be replaced, but that's seriously unlikely. Given that not many FTMs opt for this, if a suspect guy refuses to let you see/touch his penis he is most likely FTM.
	#'''Faggotry''' – FTMs are very often complete [[fag]]s due to previously being encouraged to act as feminine as they possibly could. This results in a [[man]] who usually acts like your garden variety [[breeder]] but occasionally does extremely [[fag]]gy things for no apparent reason. This can of course be explained by [[retard]]edness and means nothing alone.		#'''Faggotry''' – FTMs are very often complete [[fag]]s due to previously being encouraged to act as feminine as they possibly could. This results in a [[man]] who usually acts like your garden variety [[breeder]] but occasionally does extremely [[fag]]gy things for no apparent reason. This can of course be explained by [[retard]]edness and means nothing alone.
			#'''Voice''' – Even after years of testosterone and painstakingly crafting a male facade, the majority of FTMs will end up sounding like chipmunks going through chipmunk puberty. See (or hear): Buck Angel.

	==ED Offends LJ FTMs==		==ED Offends LJ FTMs==

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External Links

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	*[http://www.thetransitionalmale.com www.thetransitionalmale.com, A+ lol cows.]		*[http://www.thetransitionalmale.com www.thetransitionalmale.com, A+ lol cows.]
	*[http://www.buckangel.com Buck Angel, the world's first transman porn star.]		*[http://www.buckangel.com Buck Angel, the world's first transman porn star.]

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imported>GirlOnInternet: /* See Also */

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HEY LOOKIN GOOD DUDE

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HEY LOOKIN GOOD DUDE

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HEY LOOKIN GOOD DUDE

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HEY LOOKIN GOOD DUDE

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	==HEY LOOKIN GOOD DUDE==		==HEY LOOKIN GOOD DUDE==
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	==Lando==		==Lando==

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			*[[Gay]]
	*[[Mangina]]		*[[Mangina]]
	*[[Transgender Day of Remembrance]]		*[[Transgender Day of Remembrance]]