Expert - Revision history

imported>MarioMario456: Reverted edits by Suckadicking (talk) to last revision by imported>Sidecar

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Reverted edits by Suckadicking (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>Sidecar|imported>Sidecar]]

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			ex·pert<BR>
			/n., v. ˈɛkspɜrt; adj. ˈɛkspɜrt, ɪkˈspɜrt<BR>
			–noun<BR>
			Derivation: "Ex" = hasbeen; "Spurt" = drop of water under pressure; ergo, expert == A Failure at Bukkake.<BR>


			There are many types of experts on the [[Internet]]:

			# [[Detective]]
			# [[E-psychiatrist]]
			# [[E-lawyer]]
			# Persons [[almost raped]]
			# Anyone who knows any [[statistics]]
			# [[Weeaboo\|Anime Expert]]
			# [[faggot\|Spider Expert]]

			==Videos==
			<center>
			{{fv\|starvids\|background-color: brown;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|<youtube>UeiBkoIhcFg</youtube>
			}}
			</center>

			== How to Spot an Expert ==

			Spotting an expert is quite easy. Experts generally carry their forged [[serious business\|PhDs]] in their back pocket (in case someone questions them), attend really boring [[orgies\|conventions]] and [[lie\|tell everyone]] about how super smart they are. An expert will immediately notify you that he or she [[USI\|is an expert]], and to [[STFU\|shut the fuck up]]. He or she may or may not then [[fail\|attempt]] to educate you in their field of [[bullshit\|expertise]], even if you didn't ask for help in the first place. They will also advise you not to "try this at home" if they are attempting to do something [[fucktard\|really fucking stupid]].

			These people are generally very [[douchebag\|full of themselves]] and will stop at nothing to maintain a strict form of dignity and intelligence. If you come across an expert, you may use one of many suitable drama-generating techniques:
			*Ask them if their "expertise" has ever made them [[profit\|money]]
			*Continuously ask them "why?" or "how?" (this is more of a delay tactic than a drama tactic)
			*Correct them
			*Tell them that you can easily do/have done that
			*Go off topic
			*Mock them
			*Point them to their [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] article

			==Portraits of Expertise==
			<br>
			<center>
			<gallery>
			File:Hummus expert charlie palmer.jpg
			File:"emoji expert" keith broni.jpg
			File:Wedgie proof experts.jpg
			File:Libby kaplan - expert chicken sweater knitter.jpg
			File:Gena bumgarner - chicken nugget scientist.jpg
			</gallery>
			</center>
			<br>

			== List of Experts ==

			*[[Jimbo Wales]]
			*[[Steve Jobs]]
			*[[Alex Ford]]
			*[[Mark Zuckerberg]]
			*[[TOW\|Every TOW Editor]]

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	~~[[File:Expert jackson galaxy, cat behavior consultant.jpg\|thumb\|right\|400px\|Give this man your money]]~~
	~~ex·pert<BR>~~
	~~/n., v. ˈɛkspɜrt; adj. ˈɛkspɜrt, ɪkˈspɜrt<BR>~~
	~~–noun<BR>~~
	~~Derivation: "Ex" = hasbeen; "Spurt" = drop of water under pressure; ergo, expert == A Failure at Bukkake.<BR>~~


	~~There are many types of experts on the [[Internet]]:~~

	~~# [[Detective]]~~
	~~# [[E-psychiatrist]]~~
	~~# [[E-lawyer]]~~
	~~# Persons [[almost raped]]~~
	~~# Anyone who knows any [[statistics]]~~
	~~# [[Weeaboo\|Anime Expert]]~~
	~~# [[faggot\|Spider Expert]]~~

	~~==Videos==~~
	~~<center>~~
	~~{{fv\|starvids\|background-color: brown;\|font-weight: bold;~~
	~~\|<youtube>UeiBkoIhcFg</youtube>~~
	}}
	~~</center>~~

	~~== How to Spot an Expert ==~~

	Spotting an expert is quite easy. Experts generally carry their forged [[serious business\|PhDs]] in their back pocket (in case someone questions them), attend really boring [[orgies\|conventions]] and [[lie\|tell everyone]] about how super smart they are. An expert will immediately notify you that he or she [[USI\|is an expert]], and to [[STFU\|shut the fuck up]]. He or she may or may not then [[fail\|attempt]] to educate you in their field of [[bullshit\|expertise]], even if you didn't ask for help in the first place. They will also advise you not to "try this at home" if they are attempting to do something [[fucktard\|really fucking stupid]].

	These people are generally very [[douchebag\|full of themselves]] and will stop at nothing to maintain a strict form of dignity and intelligence. If you come across an expert, you may use one of many suitable drama-generating techniques:
	*Ask them if their "expertise" has ever made them [[profit\|money]]
	*Continuously ask them "why?" or "how?" (this is more of a delay tactic than a drama tactic)
	*Correct them
	*Tell them that you can easily do/have done that
	*Go off topic
	*Mock them
	*Point them to their [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] article

	~~==Portraits of Expertise==~~
	~~<br>~~
	~~<center>~~
	~~<gallery>~~
	~~File:Hummus expert charlie palmer.jpg~~
	~~File:"emoji expert" keith broni.jpg~~
	~~File:Wedgie proof experts.jpg~~
	~~File:Libby kaplan - expert chicken sweater knitter.jpg~~
	~~File:Gena bumgarner - chicken nugget scientist.jpg~~
	~~</gallery>~~
	~~</center>~~
	~~<br>~~

	~~== List of Experts ==~~

	*[[Jimbo Wales]]
	*[[Steve Jobs]]
	*[[Alex Ford]]
	*[[Mark Zuckerberg]]
	*[[TOW\|Every TOW Editor]]

imported>Sidecar: /* Portraits of Expertise */ + 1 (chicken nuggets)

2018-11-17T21:54:01Z

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	</gallery>		</gallery>
	</center>		</center>

imported>Sidecar: /* Portraits of Expertise */ + 1 (chicken sweaters)

2018-06-23T18:35:21Z

Portraits of Expertise: + 1 (chicken sweaters)

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			File:Libby kaplan - expert chicken sweater knitter.jpg
	</gallery>		</gallery>
	</center>		</center>
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	== List of Experts ==		== List of Experts ==

imported>Sidecar: pics to gallery

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	*Point them to their [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] article		*Point them to their [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] article

			==Portraits of Expertise==
			<br>
			<center>
			<gallery>
			File:Hummus expert charlie palmer.jpg
			File:"emoji expert" keith broni.jpg
			File:Wedgie proof experts.jpg
			</gallery>
			</center>
			<br>
	== List of Experts ==		== List of Experts ==
	~~[[File:Wedgie proof experts.jpg\|thumb\|Some [[typical]] experts.]]~~
	*[[Jimbo Wales]]		*[[Jimbo Wales]]
	*[[Steve Jobs]]		*[[Steve Jobs]]

imported>Sidecar at 15:01, 16 March 2017

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	ex·pert<BR>		ex·pert<BR>
	/n., v. ˈɛkspɜrt; adj. ˈɛkspɜrt, ɪkˈspɜrt<BR>		/n., v. ˈɛkspɜrt; adj. ˈɛkspɜrt, ɪkˈspɜrt<BR>
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	== List of Experts ==		== List of Experts ==
			[[File:Wedgie proof experts.jpg\|thumb\|Some [[typical]] experts.]]
	*[[Jimbo Wales]]		*[[Jimbo Wales]]
	*[[Steve Jobs]]		*[[Steve Jobs]]

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	[[File:Wedgie proof experts.jpg\|thumb\|Some [[typical]] experts.]]		[[File:Wedgie proof experts.jpg\|thumb\|Some [[typical]] experts.]]

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	*[[Mark Zuckerberg]]		*[[Mark Zuckerberg]]
	*[[TOW\|Every TOW Editor]]		*[[TOW\|Every TOW Editor]]

	~~{{disambig}}~~