ExaltGod - Revision history

imported>ChickenBoo: /* See Also */

2016-08-10T01:48:37Z

imported>KiNgBiTcH at 09:05, 7 October 2015

2015-10-07T09:05:32Z

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	*{{tumblr\|ExaltGodStamps}}		*{{tumblr\|ExaltGodStamps}}
	{{DA}}		{{DA}}
			{{Whores}}
	{{religion}}		{{religion}}
	{{Christianity}}		{{Christianity}}
	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

imported>KiNgBiTcH at 15:27, 6 October 2015

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	{{spoilers\|ExaltGod got banned from deviantART}}		{{spoilers\|ExaltGod got banned from deviantART and now moved to Tumblr}}
	[[File:Exalt Stahp.png\|frame\|center\|There's only one [[Chris-Chan\|TRUE AND HONEST]] way to believe in the invisible sky man!]]		[[File:Exalt Stahp.png\|frame\|center\|There's only one [[Chris-Chan\|TRUE AND HONEST]] way to believe in the invisible sky man!]]

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	*{{dauser\|ExaltGod}} - [[banned\|Ræped]]		*{{dauser\|ExaltGod}} - [[banned\|Ræped]]
	*{{twitter\|ExaltGod}}		*{{twitter\|ExaltGod}}
			*{{tumblr\|ExaltGodStamps}}
	{{DA}}		{{DA}}
	{{religion}}		{{religion}}
	{{Christianity}}		{{Christianity}}
	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

imported>Kittygirl7878 at 16:05, 22 September 2015

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			{{spoilers\|ExaltGod got banned from deviantART}}
	[[File:Exalt Stahp.png\|frame\|center\|There's only one [[Chris-Chan\|TRUE AND HONEST]] way to believe in the invisible sky man!]]		[[File:Exalt Stahp.png\|frame\|center\|There's only one [[Chris-Chan\|TRUE AND HONEST]] way to believe in the invisible sky man!]]

imported>PastryMuncher at 06:10, 19 September 2015

2015-09-19T06:10:47Z

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	{{dauser\|catcupcake}} - similar to TheiCarlyAngel.		{{dauser\|catcupcake}} - similar to TheiCarlyAngel.

	{{dauser\|TheDreamVista}} - he treats himself like ~~exaltgods~~ boyfriend or some shit.		{{dauser\|TheDreamVista}} - he treats himself like ExaltGod's boyfriend or some shit.

	{{dauser\|Hooded-Pigeon}} - a 13 year old who wants Exalt to notice her but the pimp is too busy fucking Sluttceline to even take a peek. Even after she gets REJECTED, she still finds way to be noticed by [[senpai]]		{{dauser\|Hooded-Pigeon}} - a 13 year old who wants Exalt to notice her but the pimp is too busy fucking Sluttceline to even take a peek. Even after she gets REJECTED, she still finds way to be noticed by [[senpai]]

imported>PastryMuncher: banhammer'd

2015-09-19T06:07:40Z

banhammer'd

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	[[File:JesusLovesYou.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Exalt in a nutshell.]]		[[File:JesusLovesYou.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Exalt in a nutshell.]]
	[[File:RedneckExalt.gif\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Exalt's current DA icon. Of course she's a confederate fucktard too.]]		[[File:RedneckExalt.gif\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Exalt's current DA icon. Of course she's a confederate fucktard too.]]
	{{dauser\|exaltgod\|'''ExaltGod'''}} is a cat-piss scented, fat,[[redneck]], [[bible]] humping middle aged woman who resides on deviantART. When she isn't outside protesting about [[abortion]] or masturbating furiously to her [[over nine thousand\|9,100]] pictures of Jesus Christ, she is usually on deviantFART, making stamps against [[homosexuality]] or spouting off her verses to people who could give a shit less. Her best comebacks are usually [[Incontinent Student Bodies\|BAWWLOCKING]] other TARTlets and [[Lazy\|copy and paste]] lines from the [[Bullshit\|truthful bible]]. She also [[lolwut\|believes the words "beaver" and "heck" are swear words.]]		{{dauser\|exaltgod\|'''ExaltGod'''}} is a cat-piss scented, fat, [[redneck]], [[bible]] humping middle aged woman who resides on deviantART. When she isn't outside protesting about [[abortion]] or masturbating furiously to her [[over nine thousand\|9,100]] pictures of Jesus Christ, she is usually on deviantFART, making stamps against [[homosexuality]] or spouting off her verses to people who could give a shit less. Her best comebacks are usually [[Incontinent Student Bodies\|BAWWLOCKING]] other TARTlets and [[Lazy\|copy and paste]] lines from the [[Bullshit\|truthful bible]]. She also [[lolwut\|believes the words "beaver" and "heck" are swear words.]]
	{{clear}}		{{clear}}
	== KJB obsession==		== KJB obsession==
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	</gallery>\|border=black\|color=white}}		</gallery>\|border=black\|color=white}}

			== Banhammered ==
			As of August 18, 2015, Exaltgod got [[banhammer\|ræp'd]] by the DeviantART admins. [[Lies\|Legend has it]] that she got banhammered due to block evading, which is ironic, considering she BAWWWWlocks people for stupid reasons herself. But after all, nobody will miss her sorry ass, expect for the asshats below.

	== White Knights ==		== White Knights ==
	{{stop\|Nobody wants a fucking long list of people nobody cares about. You can help by not adding [[srsly\|more fucking white-knights]] to this section, [[faggot\|fgt]].}}		{{stop\|Nobody wants a fucking long list of people nobody cares about. You can help by not adding [[srsly\|more fucking white-knights]] to this section, [[faggot\|fgt]].}}
	{{dauser\|Moon-Harbour-Diver}} [[Brony]] trash. Doesn't seem to have a problem with Exalt being a total bitch.		{{dauser\|Moon-Harbour-Diver}} - [[Brony]] trash. Doesn't seem to have a problem with Exalt being a total bitch.

	{{dauser\|SeiryuYamato}} - Thinks it's perfectly fine for Exalt to smear her bible shit all over dA. Also quotes the holy storybook.		{{dauser\|SeiryuYamato}} - Thinks it's perfectly fine for Exalt to smear her bible shit all over dA. Also quotes the holy storybook.
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	* [[Chris-chan]]		* [[Chris-chan]]

			* [[wwwarea]] - The only difference is that wwwarea [[wut\|worships wolves instead on god.]]

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

	*{{dauser\|ExaltGod}} - ~~'''BANNED'''~~		*{{dauser\|ExaltGod}} - [[banned\|Ræped]]
	*{{twitter\|ExaltGod}}		*{{twitter\|ExaltGod}}
	{{DA}}		{{DA}}

imported>ChickenBoo at 03:40, 19 September 2015

2015-09-19T03:40:23Z

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	{{religion}}		{{religion}}
			{{Christianity}}
	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

imported>ChickenBoo: /* External Links */

2015-09-19T02:22:21Z

External Links

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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

	{{dauser\|ExaltGod}} - '''BANNED'''		*{{dauser\|ExaltGod}} - '''BANNED'''
			*{{twitter\|ExaltGod}}
	{{DA}}		{{DA}}
	{{religion}}		{{religion}}
	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

imported>Abbynorm at 04:03, 18 August 2015

2015-08-18T04:03:23Z

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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

	{{dauser\|ExaltGod}} - ~~Still active, for now~~		{{dauser\|ExaltGod}} - '''BANNED'''
	{{DA}}		{{DA}}
	{{religion}}		{{religion}}
	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

imported>Cobaltcat: Undo revision 771195 by GF618 (talk)

2015-07-31T19:11:01Z

Undo revision 771195 by GF618 (talk)

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		[[File:Exalt Stahp.png\|frame\|center\|There's only one [[Chris-Chan\|TRUE AND HONEST]] way to believe in the invisible sky man!]]

		[[File:JesusLovesYou.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Exalt in a nutshell.]]
		[[File:RedneckExalt.gif\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Exalt's current DA icon. Of course she's a confederate fucktard too.]]
		{{dauser\|exaltgod\|'''ExaltGod'''}} is a cat-piss scented, fat,[[redneck]], [[bible]] humping middle aged woman who resides on deviantART. When she isn't outside protesting about [[abortion]] or masturbating furiously to her [[over nine thousand\|9,100]] pictures of Jesus Christ, she is usually on deviantFART, making stamps against [[homosexuality]] or spouting off her verses to people who could give a shit less. Her best comebacks are usually [[Incontinent Student Bodies\|BAWWLOCKING]] other TARTlets and [[Lazy\|copy and paste]] lines from the [[Bullshit\|truthful bible]]. She also [[lolwut\|believes the words "beaver" and "heck" are swear words.]]
		{{clear}}
		== KJB obsession==

		As said above, Exalt is a bible fucker. What that means is she [[what\|will debate over which made-up story book is better <s>at giving papercuts</s> than the others]]. Like most things she raves about, Exalt has a folder of shitty stamps all about the King James Bible. She also has an annoying habit of adding bible verses to whatever the fuck she's talking about, as if it make her more credible.

		== Exalt vs. Teh [[Gay]]s ==

		Exalt likely would've stayed underneath the surface with the rest of her christian TARTlet brethren under normal circumstances. Unfortunately for her, she felt the need to make the fact she's a total homophobe public. REALLY Public.
		[[File:Exalt_hates_fags.png\|500px\|center\|thumb\|"Kinda random, but I wanted to make a post about how much I hate gay people."]]
		Exalt saw no problem with this of course. After all, [[retard\|she just hates homosexuality, not homosexuals]]... Even when faced with the fact that idea makes no fucking sense, she continues to say she has no problem with [[gays]].
		[[File:ExaltLogicFail.png\|600px\|thumb\|center\|Exalt, missing the point entirely]]

		== "Art" ==

		Unlike most TARTlets here on ED, Exalt can actually draw (or she uploaded someone else's shit). However, most of her gallery is made up of shitty "God hates fags" stamps.

		{{Collapsegallery\|Behold: SHIT\|cg2\|center\|<gallery>
		File:Exalt God is kind of a bitch.jpg\|You hear that? She has the right to be a [[retard\|moronic bitch]]!
		File:ExaltStamp2.gif\|Remember God loves you ;)
		File:ExaltStamp1.gif\|Are we sure this isn't [[Dumuzi-ouji]]
		File:Exaltstamp3.gif\|"Showing respect to gay kids who killed themselves due to bullying? How about no?" What's next? A stamp about how fun [[Sandy_Hook Elementary Massacre\|Sandyhook]] was (or even [[Columbine]])?
		</gallery>\|<gallery>
		File:ExaltStamp4.gif\|Right here she says if you're gay, you're living wrong. Yet she still says she doesn't hate gays. WTF?
		File:ExaltStamp5.gif\|But a priest diddling the alter boy isn't, right?
		File:ExaltStamp7.png\|Well, your Jesus sounds like an asshole.
		File:ExaltStamp6.png\|This one's just hilariously stupid.

		</gallery>\|border=black\|color=white}}

		== White Knights ==
		{{stop\|Nobody wants a fucking long list of people nobody cares about. You can help by not adding [[srsly\|more fucking white-knights]] to this section, [[faggot\|fgt]].}}
		{{dauser\|Moon-Harbour-Diver}} [[Brony]] trash. Doesn't seem to have a problem with Exalt being a total bitch.

		{{dauser\|SeiryuYamato}} - Thinks it's perfectly fine for Exalt to smear her bible shit all over dA. Also quotes the holy storybook.

		{{dauser\|TheiCarlyAngel}} - Likely another Jesusfag. When she's finished licking Exalt's clit she says [[BAWW\|everyone should leave Exalt alone because she's been harassed]].

		{{dauser\|catcupcake}} - similar to TheiCarlyAngel.

		{{dauser\|TheDreamVista}} - he treats himself like exaltgods boyfriend or some shit.

		{{dauser\|Hooded-Pigeon}} - a 13 year old who wants Exalt to notice her but the pimp is too busy fucking Sluttceline to even take a peek. Even after she gets REJECTED, she still finds way to be noticed by [[senpai]]

		{{dauser\|iggster-von-burai}} - Loves to hold Exalt's <s>saggy pussy</s> hand and thinks she has the right to be a bitch for no good reason.

		{{dauser\|Chiminix}} - Not so much a white knight (in fact, he might fit in among EDiots), but gets an honorable mention for making an "I support ExaltGod" stamp.

		{{dauser\|Starrceline}} - The pimp's number 1 [[fuckbuddy]]. Both of them just can't stop licking eachother clits or displaying their affections in public. Thank [[God]] that he put a screen between them.

		== See Also ==

		* [[Jesus Christ]]

		* [[Dumuzi-ouji]]

		* [[Fucktard]]

		* [[Westboro Baptist Church]]

		* [[Starrceline]] - Her biggest buttbuddy.

		* [[Dying alone]]

		* [[Chris-chan]]

		== External Links ==

		{{dauser\|ExaltGod}} - Still active, for now
		{{DA}}
		{{religion}}
		[[Category:People]]

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	{{dauser\|catcupcake}} - similar to TheiCarlyAngel.		{{dauser\|catcupcake}} - similar to TheiCarlyAngel.

	{{dauser\|TheDreamVista}} - he treats himself like ~~exaltgods~~ boyfriend or some shit.		{{dauser\|TheDreamVista}} - he treats himself like ExaltGod's boyfriend or some shit.

	{{dauser\|Hooded-Pigeon}} - a 13 year old who wants Exalt to notice her but the pimp is too busy fucking Sluttceline to even take a peek. Even after she gets REJECTED, she still finds way to be noticed by [[senpai]]		{{dauser\|Hooded-Pigeon}} - a 13 year old who wants Exalt to notice her but the pimp is too busy fucking Sluttceline to even take a peek. Even after she gets REJECTED, she still finds way to be noticed by [[senpai]]

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		[[File:Exalt Stahp.png\|frame\|center\|There's only one [[Chris-Chan\|TRUE AND HONEST]] way to believe in the invisible sky man!]]

		[[File:JesusLovesYou.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Exalt in a nutshell.]]
		[[File:RedneckExalt.gif\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Exalt's current DA icon. Of course she's a confederate fucktard too.]]
		{{dauser\|exaltgod\|'''ExaltGod'''}} is a cat-piss scented, fat,[[redneck]], [[bible]] humping middle aged woman who resides on deviantART. When she isn't outside protesting about [[abortion]] or masturbating furiously to her [[over nine thousand\|9,100]] pictures of Jesus Christ, she is usually on deviantFART, making stamps against [[homosexuality]] or spouting off her verses to people who could give a shit less. Her best comebacks are usually [[Incontinent Student Bodies\|BAWWLOCKING]] other TARTlets and [[Lazy\|copy and paste]] lines from the [[Bullshit\|truthful bible]]. She also [[lolwut\|believes the words "beaver" and "heck" are swear words.]]
		{{clear}}
		== KJB obsession==

		As said above, Exalt is a bible fucker. What that means is she [[what\|will debate over which made-up story book is better <s>at giving papercuts</s> than the others]]. Like most things she raves about, Exalt has a folder of shitty stamps all about the King James Bible. She also has an annoying habit of adding bible verses to whatever the fuck she's talking about, as if it make her more credible.

		== Exalt vs. Teh [[Gay]]s ==

		Exalt likely would've stayed underneath the surface with the rest of her christian TARTlet brethren under normal circumstances. Unfortunately for her, she felt the need to make the fact she's a total homophobe public. REALLY Public.
		[[File:Exalt_hates_fags.png\|500px\|center\|thumb\|"Kinda random, but I wanted to make a post about how much I hate gay people."]]
		Exalt saw no problem with this of course. After all, [[retard\|she just hates homosexuality, not homosexuals]]... Even when faced with the fact that idea makes no fucking sense, she continues to say she has no problem with [[gays]].
		[[File:ExaltLogicFail.png\|600px\|thumb\|center\|Exalt, missing the point entirely]]

		== "Art" ==

		Unlike most TARTlets here on ED, Exalt can actually draw (or she uploaded someone else's shit). However, most of her gallery is made up of shitty "God hates fags" stamps.

		{{Collapsegallery\|Behold: SHIT\|cg2\|center\|<gallery>
		File:Exalt God is kind of a bitch.jpg\|You hear that? She has the right to be a [[retard\|moronic bitch]]!
		File:ExaltStamp2.gif\|Remember God loves you ;)
		File:ExaltStamp1.gif\|Are we sure this isn't [[Dumuzi-ouji]]
		File:Exaltstamp3.gif\|"Showing respect to gay kids who killed themselves due to bullying? How about no?" What's next? A stamp about how fun [[Sandy_Hook Elementary Massacre\|Sandyhook]] was (or even [[Columbine]])?
		</gallery>\|<gallery>
		File:ExaltStamp4.gif\|Right here she says if you're gay, you're living wrong. Yet she still says she doesn't hate gays. WTF?
		File:ExaltStamp5.gif\|But a priest diddling the alter boy isn't, right?
		File:ExaltStamp7.png\|Well, your Jesus sounds like an asshole.
		File:ExaltStamp6.png\|This one's just hilariously stupid.

		</gallery>\|border=black\|color=white}}

		== White Knights ==
		{{stop\|Nobody wants a fucking long list of people nobody cares about. You can help by not adding [[srsly\|more fucking white-knights]] to this section, [[faggot\|fgt]].}}
		{{dauser\|Moon-Harbour-Diver}} [[Brony]] trash. Doesn't seem to have a problem with Exalt being a total bitch.

		{{dauser\|SeiryuYamato}} - Thinks it's perfectly fine for Exalt to smear her bible shit all over dA. Also quotes the holy storybook.

		{{dauser\|TheiCarlyAngel}} - Likely another Jesusfag. When she's finished licking Exalt's clit she says [[BAWW\|everyone should leave Exalt alone because she's been harassed]].

		{{dauser\|catcupcake}} - similar to TheiCarlyAngel.

		{{dauser\|TheDreamVista}} - he treats himself like exaltgods boyfriend or some shit.

		{{dauser\|Hooded-Pigeon}} - a 13 year old who wants Exalt to notice her but the pimp is too busy fucking Sluttceline to even take a peek. Even after she gets REJECTED, she still finds way to be noticed by [[senpai]]

		{{dauser\|iggster-von-burai}} - Loves to hold Exalt's <s>saggy pussy</s> hand and thinks she has the right to be a bitch for no good reason.

		{{dauser\|Chiminix}} - Not so much a white knight (in fact, he might fit in among EDiots), but gets an honorable mention for making an "I support ExaltGod" stamp.

		{{dauser\|Starrceline}} - The pimp's number 1 [[fuckbuddy]]. Both of them just can't stop licking eachother clits or displaying their affections in public. Thank [[God]] that he put a screen between them.

		== See Also ==

		* [[Jesus Christ]]

		* [[Dumuzi-ouji]]

		* [[Fucktard]]

		* [[Westboro Baptist Church]]

		* [[Starrceline]] - Her biggest buttbuddy.

		* [[Dying alone]]

		* [[Chris-chan]]

		== External Links ==

		{{dauser\|ExaltGod}} - Still active, for now
		{{DA}}
		{{religion}}
		[[Category:People]]

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	* [[Fucktard]]		* [[Fucktard]]

			* [[SonicClone]]

	* [[Westboro Baptist Church]]		* [[Westboro Baptist Church]]
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	* [[Dying alone]]		* [[Dying alone]]

			*[[Preachingthegospel]]

	* [[Chris-chan]]		* [[Chris-chan]]