Etymology - Revision history

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	=== Boring ===		=== Boring ===

	Derived from the city of Boring in Oregan. The city itself was named after the settlers' success at fighting off the twelve-foot bears in the area—"bore" being the past tense of "bear"—but the success was a hollow one. Without the desperate fight for their lives that the settlers had grown accustomed to, they found life very dull. Thus, the city which ~~had finished fighting off the bears of the region,~~ and had become a symbol of courage to its nation, became synonymous with the dull and dreary trudge forward in a life without hope.		Derived from the city of Boring in Oregan. The city itself was named after the settlers' success at fighting off the twelve-foot bears in the area—"bore" being the past tense of "bear"—but the success was a hollow one. Without the desperate fight for their lives that the settlers had grown accustomed to, they found life very dull. Thus, the name of a city which overcame a bothersome beast and had become a symbol of courage to its nation became synonymous with the dull and dreary trudge forward in a life without hope.

	=== Awful ===		=== Awful ===
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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

	*[http://www.conservapedia.com/Etymology Conservapedia stolen version]		* [http://www.conservapedia.com/Etymology Conservapedia stolen version]


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	'''Etymology''' is the science of tracing words through history to reveal their secret Scrabbalah word score.		'''Etymology''' is the science of tracing words through history to reveal their secret Scrabbalah word score.
	~~__NOTOC__~~

	== History ==		== History ==
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	== Amusing Anecdotes ==		== Amusing Anecdotes ==

	===Philistine===		=== Philistine ===

	Back in [[Bible\|Biblical]] times, the [[Jews]] carried around a large object called the Ark of the Covenant. It was a [[magic]]al box full of uncountable demons that [[God]] had slain and imprisoned there to bless the Jews during their bloody wars. One time, while the Jews were fighting it out with the Philistines (the ancient [[Palestinian]]s), the Ark was stolen. The clever and resourceful Philistines had created a diversion and then ran off with the [[magic]]al box so that they could use the demons inside to defeat the Jews. The Jews, however, went [[Wikipedia:Berserker\|berserk]] for a [[thousands of years]] and promptly [[pwn]]ed the Philistines. From that time forth, a "philistine" was someone who didn't appreciate the Ark. This meaning was later corrupted by a rash of cleft-lip birth defects into "someone who didn't appreciate art".		Back in [[Bible\|Biblical]] times, the [[Jews]] carried around a large object called the Ark of the Covenant. It was a [[magic]]al box full of uncountable demons that [[God]] had slain and imprisoned there to bless the Jews during their bloody wars. One time, while the Jews were fighting it out with the Philistines (the ancient [[Palestinian]]s), the Ark was stolen. The clever and resourceful Philistines had created a diversion and then ran off with the [[magic]]al box so that they could use the demons inside to defeat the Jews. The Jews, however, went [[Wikipedia:Berserker\|berserk]] for a [[thousands of years]] and promptly [[pwn]]ed the Philistines. From that time forth, a "philistine" was someone who didn't appreciate the Ark. This meaning was later corrupted by a rash of cleft-lip birth defects into "someone who didn't appreciate art".

	===Boring===		=== Boring ===

	Derived from the city of Boring in Oregan. The city itself was named after the settlers' success at ~~wiping out~~ the twelve-foot bears in the area - "bore" being the past tense of "bear" - but the success was a hollow one. Without the desperate fight for their lives that the settlers had grown accustomed to, they found life very dull. Thus the city which had finished ~~bearing its~~ region, and had ~~been~~ a symbol of courage to its nation, became synonymous with the dull and dreary trudge forward in a life without hope.		Derived from the city of Boring in Oregan. The city itself was named after the settlers' success at fighting off the twelve-foot bears in the area—"bore" being the past tense of "bear"—but the success was a hollow one. Without the desperate fight for their lives that the settlers had grown accustomed to, they found life very dull. Thus, the city which had finished fighting off the bears of the region, and had become a symbol of courage to its nation, became synonymous with the dull and dreary trudge forward in a life without hope.

	== Awful ==		=== Awful ===

	For some reason "awful" now means "bad": instead of its original meaning "full of awe"; it would make more sense to for "awesome" to mean what "awful".		For some reason "awful" now means "bad": instead of its original meaning "full of awe"; it would make more sense for "awesome" to mean what "awful" currently means.

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

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	===Philistine===		===Philistine===

	Back in [[Bible\|Biblical]] times, the [[Jews]] carried around a large object called the Ark of the Covenant. It was a [[magic]]al box full of uncountable demons that [[God]] had slain and imprisoned there to bless the Jews during their bloody wars. One time, while the Jews were fighting it out with the Philistines (the ancient [[Palestinian]]s), the Ark was stolen. The clever and resourceful Philistines had created a diversion and then ran off with the [[magic]]al box so that they could use the demons inside to defeat the Jews. The Jews, however, went berserk for a [[thousands of years]] and promptly [[pwn]]ed the Philistines. From that time forth, a "philistine" was someone who didn't appreciate the Ark. This meaning was later corrupted by a rash of cleft-lip birth defects into "someone who didn't appreciate art".		Back in [[Bible\|Biblical]] times, the [[Jews]] carried around a large object called the Ark of the Covenant. It was a [[magic]]al box full of uncountable demons that [[God]] had slain and imprisoned there to bless the Jews during their bloody wars. One time, while the Jews were fighting it out with the Philistines (the ancient [[Palestinian]]s), the Ark was stolen. The clever and resourceful Philistines had created a diversion and then ran off with the [[magic]]al box so that they could use the demons inside to defeat the Jews. The Jews, however, went [[Wikipedia:Berserker\|berserk]] for a [[thousands of years]] and promptly [[pwn]]ed the Philistines. From that time forth, a "philistine" was someone who didn't appreciate the Ark. This meaning was later corrupted by a rash of cleft-lip birth defects into "someone who didn't appreciate art".

	===~~Berserk~~===		===Boring===

	~~A Nordic warrior~~ the ~~went batshit crazy~~ in ~~tribal fights~~. ~~It is unknown if~~ they ~~were on [[drugs]] or worked themselves up into~~ the ~~[[rage]]~~.		Derived from the city of Boring in Oregan. The city itself was named after the settlers' success at wiping out the twelve-foot bears in the area - "bore" being the past tense of "bear" - but the success was a hollow one. Without the desperate fight for their lives that the settlers had grown accustomed to, they found life very dull. Thus the city which had finished bearing its region, and had been a symbol of courage to its nation, became synonymous with the dull and dreary trudge forward in a life without hope.

	==~~=Boring=~~==		== Awful ==

	~~Derived from the city of Boring in Oregan. The city itself was named after the settlers' success at wiping out the twelve-foot bears in the area -~~ "~~bore~~" ~~being the past tense~~ of "~~bear~~" ~~- but the success was a hollow one. Without the desperate fight~~ for ~~their lives that the settlers had grown accustomed~~ to, they found life very dull. Thus the city which had finished bearing its region, and had been a symbol of courage to its nation, became synonymous with the dull and dreary trudge forward in a life without hope.		For some reason "awful" now means "bad": instead of its original meaning "full of awe"; it would make more sense to for "awesome" to mean what "awful".

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 21:23, 29 April 2016

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	'''Etymology''' is the science of tracing words through history to reveal their secret Scrabbalah word score.		'''Etymology''' is the science of tracing words through history to reveal their secret Scrabbalah word score.
	__NOTOC__		__NOTOC__

	== History ==		== History ==

	[[Image:Beebe.jpg\|thumb\|[[Old meme\|Middle-aged]] [[African American]] [[women]] originated most of the words in the modern [[English]] language.]]		[[Image:Beebe.jpg\|thumb\|[[Old meme\|Middle-aged]] [[African American]] [[women]] originated most of the words in the modern [[English]] language.]]

	Etymology is all about history because history is what etymology is all about. Languages reflect history through the bastardization of words by [[USA\|renegade colonies]], or through the slow process of what [[Wikipedophile]]s call "the euphemism treadmill" - which translates to [[mundane]] speech as "people like to offend others".		Etymology is all about history because history is what etymology is all about. Languages reflect history through the bastardization of words by [[USA\|renegade colonies]], or through the slow process of what [[Wikipedophile]]s call "the euphemism treadmill" - which translates to [[mundane]] speech as "people like to offend others".

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	== Amusing Anecdotes ==		== Amusing Anecdotes ==

	===Philistine===		===Philistine===
	Back in [[Bible\|Biblical]] times, the Jews carried around a large object called the Ark of the Covenant. It was a ~~magical~~ box full of uncountable demons that [[God]] had slain and imprisoned there to bless the Jews during their bloody wars. One time, while the Jews were fighting it out with the Philistines (the ancient [[Palestinian]]s), the Ark was stolen. The clever and resourceful Philistines had created a diversion and then ~~run~~ off with the [[magic]]al box so that they could use the demons inside to defeat the Jews. The Jews, however, ~~were incensed into~~ a ~~bloodlust that lasted~~ [[thousands of years]] and promptly [[pwn]]ed the Philistines. From that time forth, a 'philistine' was someone who didn't appreciate the Ark. ~~(Although this~~ was later corrupted by a rash of cleft-lip birth defects into "someone who didn't appreciate art").
			Back in [[Bible\|Biblical]] times, the [[Jews]] carried around a large object called the Ark of the Covenant. It was a [[magic]]al box full of uncountable demons that [[God]] had slain and imprisoned there to bless the Jews during their bloody wars. One time, while the Jews were fighting it out with the Philistines (the ancient [[Palestinian]]s), the Ark was stolen. The clever and resourceful Philistines had created a diversion and then ran off with the [[magic]]al box so that they could use the demons inside to defeat the Jews. The Jews, however, went berserk for a [[thousands of years]] and promptly [[pwn]]ed the Philistines. From that time forth, a "philistine" was someone who didn't appreciate the Ark. This meaning was later corrupted by a rash of cleft-lip birth defects into "someone who didn't appreciate art".

			===Berserk===

			A Nordic warrior the went batshit crazy in tribal fights. It is unknown if they were on [[drugs]] or worked themselves up into the [[rage]].

	===Boring===		===Boring===

	Derived from the city of Boring in Oregan. The city itself was named after the settlers' success at wiping out the twelve-foot bears in the area - "bore" being the past tense of "bear" - but the success was a hollow one. Without the desperate fight for their lives that the settlers had grown accustomed to, they found life very dull. Thus the city which had finished bearing its region, and had been a symbol of courage to its nation, became synonymous with the dull and dreary trudge forward in a life without hope.		Derived from the city of Boring in Oregan. The city itself was named after the settlers' success at wiping out the twelve-foot bears in the area - "bore" being the past tense of "bear" - but the success was a hollow one. Without the desperate fight for their lives that the settlers had grown accustomed to, they found life very dull. Thus the city which had finished bearing its region, and had been a symbol of courage to its nation, became synonymous with the dull and dreary trudge forward in a life without hope.


	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

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	'''Etymology''' is the science of tracing words through history to reveal their secret Scrabbalah word score.		'''Etymology''' is the science of tracing words through history to reveal their secret Scrabbalah word score.
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	~~[[Category:Language]]~~		{{language}}

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'''Etymology''' is the science of tracing words through history to reveal their secret Scrabbalah word score.
__NOTOC__
== History ==
[[Image:Beebe.jpg|thumb|[[Old meme|Middle-aged]] [[African American]] [[women]] originated most of the words in the modern [[English]] language.]]
Etymology is all about history because history is what etymology is all about. Languages reflect history through the bastardization of words by [[USA|renegade colonies]], or through the slow process of what [[Wikipedophile]]s call "the euphemism treadmill" - which translates to [[mundane]] speech as "people like to offend others".

What etymology is useful for beyond amusing anecdotes is not currently known, and the international scientific community has not yet been able to secure the funding required to find out.

== Amusing Anecdotes ==
===Philistine===
Back in [[Bible|Biblical]] times, the Jews carried around a large object called the Ark of the Covenant. It was a magical box full of uncountable demons that [[God]] had slain and imprisoned there to bless the Jews during their bloody wars. One time, while the Jews were fighting it out with the Philistines (the ancient [[Palestinian]]s), the Ark was stolen. The clever and resourceful Philistines had created a diversion and then run off with the [[magic]]al box so that they could use the demons inside to defeat the Jews. The Jews, however, were incensed into a bloodlust that lasted [[thousands of years]] and promptly [[pwn]]ed the Philistines. From that time forth, a 'philistine' was someone who didn't appreciate the Ark. (Although this was later corrupted by a rash of cleft-lip birth defects into "someone who didn't appreciate art").

===Boring===
Derived from the city of Boring in Oregan. The city itself was named after the settlers' success at wiping out the twelve-foot bears in the area - "bore" being the past tense of "bear" - but the success was a hollow one. Without the desperate fight for their lives that the settlers had grown accustomed to, they found life very dull. Thus the city which had finished bearing its region, and had been a symbol of courage to its nation, became synonymous with the dull and dreary trudge forward in a life without hope.

== External Links ==

*[http://www.conservapedia.com/Etymology Conservapedia stolen version]

[[Category:Language]]

Etymology - Revision history

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 02:46, 30 April 2016

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 02:42, 30 April 2016

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* Amusing Anecdotes */

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 21:23, 29 April 2016

imported>H64: merging Category:Language into Category:Communicae

imported>H64: merging Category:Language into Category:Communicae

imported>H64: merging Category:Language into Category:Communicae

imported>H64: merging Category:Language into Category:Communicae

imported>Unknown: Created page with " '''Etymology''' is the science of tracing words through history to reveal their secret Scrabbalah word score. __NOTOC__ == History == [[Image:Beebe.jpg|thumb|[[Old meme|Middle-a..."

imported>Unknown: Created page with " '''Etymology''' is the science of tracing words through history to reveal their secret Scrabbalah word score. NOTOC == History == [[Image:Beebe.jpg|thumb|[[Old meme|Middle-a..."