Erectile dysfunction - Revision history

imported>MarioMario456: /* Causes */

2022-03-01T17:22:24Z

Causes

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	* Having [[God]] hate you.		* Having [[God]] hate you.
	* Being [[fat]] (again, [[seriously]])		* Being [[fat]] (again, [[seriously]])
	* ~~Being~~ [[~~circumcision~~\|mutilated]]		* [[Circumcision\|Your dick is mutilated]].

	==Solutions==		==Solutions==

imported>Failman2 at 03:42, 22 January 2022

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			{{Disease}}

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imported>MarioMario456: /* Causes */ It is a well-known fact that men with mutilated dicks have higher rates of erectile dysfunction

2021-10-02T16:42:05Z

Causes: It is a well-known fact that men with mutilated dicks have higher rates of erectile dysfunction

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	* Having [[God]] hate you.		* Having [[God]] hate you.
	* Being [[fat]] (again, [[seriously]])		* Being [[fat]] (again, [[seriously]])
			* Being [[circumcision\|mutilated]]

	==Solutions==		==Solutions==

imported>Glitchedblood: /* Erectile Dysfunction on the Intarwebs! */

2021-09-07T05:08:40Z

Erectile Dysfunction on the Intarwebs!

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	===Erectile Dysfunction on the Intarwebs!===		===Erectile Dysfunction on the Intarwebs!===

	People with erectile dysfunction love to talk about their problems on the [[Internets]] and reach out for help. This is because everyone who uses the Internets is a more than qualified doctor ready to remedy your problem. The Internets is also filled with [[pop-up]]s and [[spam]] accusing you of having erectile dysfunction so they can sell you their [[voodoo]] medicine to make it all better though everyone knows voodoo gives you cancer.		People with erectile dysfunction love to talk about their problems on the [[Internets]] and reach out for help. This is because everyone who uses the Internets is a more than qualified doctor ready to remedy your problem. The Internets is also filled with [[Virus\|pop-up]]s and [[spam]] accusing you of having erectile dysfunction so they can sell you their [[voodoo]] medicine to make it all better though everyone knows voodoo gives you cancer.

	== Causes ==		== Causes ==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Solutions */

2019-02-23T17:19:44Z

Solutions

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	==Solutions==		==Solutions==
	*[[Suicide\|End it all]]		*[[Suicide\|End it all]]
	*[[~~castration~~\|Chop off your useless dick]]		*[[An hero\|End it all '''in style''']]
			*[[Dorian Thorn\|Chop off your useless dick]]
	*Surgery where they shove sticks up your dick (i.e., dick splint) [[File:Ramrod.gif\|thumb\|This may result in perma half boner....]]		*Surgery where they shove sticks up your dick (i.e., dick splint) [[File:Ramrod.gif\|thumb\|This may result in perma half boner....]]
	*Sticking needles into your dick full of [[voodoo]] medicine.		*Sticking needles into your dick full of [[voodoo]] medicine.
	*Exercise....		*Stop fucking crying, you pussy, and exercise.
	*Stop fucking crying, you pussy.

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

imported>Cobaltcat: Undo revision 913049 by Biggerpenispro (talk)

2016-07-01T20:05:00Z

Undo revision 913049 by Biggerpenispro (talk)

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		[[image:The_Giver.jpg\|thumb\|right\|“Erectile Dysfunction? Hah! Erectile dysfunction ''this''!”]]
		Erectile dysfunction is when you can’t get it up even when there’s a [[asking for it\|hot chick with her legs spread wide open in front of you]]. In other words you are no longer a man. If you tell your friends you have it they will laugh and abandon you so it’s probably best you keep it to yourself. Also, you should get ready for living the rest of your life alone. Your only realistic alternatives are to get experimental, dangerous surgery, join a religious [[cult]] requiring you to [[Catholic Church\|take a vow of celibacy]] or start enjoying taking it [[in the ass]].

		Erectile dysfunction has been known to be abbreviated as [[ED]]. Despite possible lulzy interpretations, most people who use the acronym ED IRL [[Lie\|are not referring to this site]].


		===Erectile Dysfunction on the Intarwebs!===

		People with erectile dysfunction love to talk about their problems on the [[Internets]] and reach out for help. This is because everyone who uses the Internets is a more than qualified doctor ready to remedy your problem. The Internets is also filled with [[pop-up]]s and [[spam]] accusing you of having erectile dysfunction so they can sell you their [[voodoo]] medicine to make it all better though everyone knows voodoo gives you cancer.

		== Causes ==

		* [[Masturbation]].
		* Lurking [[ED]].
		* Suffering a kick to the groin by a [[feminazi]] wearing steel-toed boots, either physically, mentally or emotionally
		* Losing most of your genitals in [[World War Two]].
		* [[Diabeetus]] ([[seriously]]).
		** High blood pressure
		** Hell, anything to do with cardiovascular problems causes ED
		* [[Smoking]]
		* Being [[old]] and unable to afford [[Viagra]]
		* Playing [[Nintendo]].
		* Having [[God]] hate you.
		* Being [[fat]] (again, [[seriously]])

		==Solutions==
		*[[Suicide\|End it all]]
		*[[castration\|Chop off your useless dick]]
		*Surgery where they shove sticks up your dick (i.e., dick splint) [[File:Ramrod.gif\|thumb\|This may result in perma half boner....]]
		*Sticking needles into your dick full of [[voodoo]] medicine.
		*Exercise....
		*Stop fucking crying, you pussy.

		== External Links ==

		*[[Bill Schmalfeldt]]
		* [http://www.malehealth.com/HTML/B4f.html It’s all about the erection problems.]
		* [http://www.medindia.net/forum/display_forum_topics.asp?ForumID=38 More erectile dysfunction lulz.]

		{{biology}}
		{{sex}}
		{{stub}}

		[[Category:Sex]]

imported>Unknown user at 19:28, 1 July 2016

2016-07-01T19:28:28Z

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imported>Unknown user at 19:28, 1 July 2016

2016-07-01T19:28:28Z

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	~~[[image:The_Giver.jpg\|thumb\|right\|“Erectile Dysfunction? Hah! Erectile dysfunction ''this''!”]]~~
	Erectile dysfunction is when you can’t get it up even when there’s a [[asking for it\|hot chick with her legs spread wide open in front of you]]. In other words you are no longer a man. If you tell your friends you have it they will laugh and abandon you so it’s probably best you keep it to yourself. Also, you should get ready for living the rest of your life alone. Your only realistic alternatives are to get experimental, dangerous surgery, join a religious [[cult]] requiring you to [[Catholic Church\|take a vow of celibacy]] or start enjoying taking it [[in the ass]].

	~~Erectile dysfunction has been known to be abbreviated as [[ED]]. Despite possible lulzy interpretations, most people who use the acronym ED IRL [[Lie\|are not referring to this site]].~~


	~~===Erectile Dysfunction on the Intarwebs!===~~

	People with erectile dysfunction love to talk about their problems on the [[Internets]] and reach out for help. This is because everyone who uses the Internets is a more than qualified doctor ready to remedy your problem. The Internets is also filled with [[pop-up]]s and [[spam]] accusing you of having erectile dysfunction so they can sell you their [[voodoo]] medicine to make it all better though everyone knows voodoo gives you cancer.

	~~== Causes ==~~

	* [[Masturbation]].
	* Lurking [[ED]].
	* Suffering a kick to the groin by a [[feminazi]] wearing steel-toed boots, either physically, mentally or emotionally
	* Losing most of your genitals in [[World War Two]].
	* [[Diabeetus]] ([[seriously]]).
	** High blood pressure
	** Hell, anything to do with cardiovascular problems causes ED
	* [[Smoking]]
	* Being [[old]] and unable to afford [[Viagra]]
	* Playing [[Nintendo]].
	* Having [[God]] hate you.
	* Being [[fat]] (again, [[seriously]])

	~~==Solutions==~~
	*[[Suicide\|End it all]]
	*[[castration\|Chop off your useless dick]]
	*Surgery where they shove sticks up your dick (i.e., dick splint) [[File:Ramrod.gif\|thumb\|This may result in perma half boner....]]
	*Sticking needles into your dick full of [[voodoo]] medicine.
	*Exercise....
	*Stop fucking crying, you pussy.

	~~== External Links ==~~

	*[[Bill Schmalfeldt]]
	* [http://www.malehealth.com/HTML/B4f.html It’s all about the erection problems.]
	* [http://www.medindia.net/forum/display_forum_topics.asp?ForumID=38 More erectile dysfunction lulz.]

	~~{{biology}}~~
	~~{{sex}}~~
	~~{{stub}}~~

	~~[[Category:Sex]]~~

imported>Badgerbro: /* External Links */

2016-03-11T20:42:36Z

External Links

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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

			*[[Bill Schmalfeldt]]
	* [http://www.malehealth.com/HTML/B4f.html It’s all about the erection problems.]		* [http://www.malehealth.com/HTML/B4f.html It’s all about the erection problems.]
	* [http://www.medindia.net/forum/display_forum_topics.asp?ForumID=38 More erectile dysfunction lulz.]		* [http://www.medindia.net/forum/display_forum_topics.asp?ForumID=38 More erectile dysfunction lulz.]

imported>Aardvarx: /* Solutions */

2011-06-17T18:05:41Z

Solutions

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