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Trolling the English

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	*Have a laugh about the Queen being dead in their presence (queue the seething butthurt).		*Have a laugh about the Queen being dead in their presence (queue the seething butthurt).

			*Say [[U WOT M8\|U W0T M8]] every time they try to say anything.

	==Gallery of England==		==Gallery of England==

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	*Tell them that any random [[Americunt]] rapper is a better poet than their beloved Ted Hughes. Finish this off by saying that [[Sylvia Plath\|Sylvia Plath's]] death wasn't a suicide but rather she was murdered by her husband Ted Hughes.		*Tell them that any random [[Americunt]] rapper is a better poet than their beloved Ted Hughes. Finish this off by saying that [[Sylvia Plath\|Sylvia Plath's]] death wasn't a suicide but rather she was murdered by her husband Ted Hughes.

			*Have a laugh about the Queen being dead in their presence (queue the seething butthurt).

	==Gallery of England==		==Gallery of England==

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	[[Image:Is It As British As This.jpg\|thumb\|right\|English pride.]]		[[Image:Is It As British As This.jpg\|thumb\|right\|English pride.]]
	[[Image:~~England Today~~.jpg\|thumb\|right\|~~England today.~~]]		[[Image:queen elizabeth.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Beloved monarch Queen Elizabeth II]]
	[[Image:RetardedQuest64.jpg\|thumb\|A fine young specimen of an English male. Notice the lack of [[cock\|selected bodily parts]].]]		[[Image:RetardedQuest64.jpg\|thumb\|A fine young specimen of an English male. Notice the lack of [[cock\|selected bodily parts]].]]
	[[Image:Swan-song-records.jpg\|thumb\| --- the real reason why Robert Plant had screeching vocal problems. He had a detachable dick and testicles. Notice the lack of [[cock\|selected bodily parts]].]]		[[Image:Swan-song-records.jpg\|thumb\| --- the real reason why Robert Plant had screeching vocal problems. He had a detachable dick and testicles. Notice the lack of [[cock\|selected bodily parts]].]]
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	Special Note: English comedian Hugh Laurie actually trolled American TV by pretending to be an [[Americunt]] and getting a part on the famous Sci-Fi show House MD. He was subsequently charged for his crime of defecting to the filthy, Amerykanz and brought back to England via a Vauxhall Saturn car (We don't want your stinking, good quality foreign cars, Johnny Foreigner--we'll stick to our shitty, outdated ones). (Although, [[moar]] hilariously, the English are too dumb to know that the [[lie\|100% British]] Vauxhall cars are actually shittier versions of the [[Nazi\|German]] Opel models, only with a different badge and the steering wheel moved to the wrong side. But HA! In a twist of fate Opel is owned by GM, therefore making all of that irrelevant!)		Special Note: English comedian Hugh Laurie actually trolled American TV by pretending to be an [[Americunt]] and getting a part on the famous Sci-Fi show House MD. He was subsequently charged for his crime of defecting to the filthy, Amerykanz and brought back to England via a Vauxhall Saturn car (We don't want your stinking, good quality foreign cars, Johnny Foreigner--we'll stick to our shitty, outdated ones). (Although, [[moar]] hilariously, the English are too dumb to know that the [[lie\|100% British]] Vauxhall cars are actually shittier versions of the [[Nazi\|German]] Opel models, only with a different badge and the steering wheel moved to the wrong side. But HA! In a twist of fate Opel is owned by GM, therefore making all of that irrelevant!)

			The SuperWhoLock fandom gained traction for a brief period on [[Tumblr]] in [[2013]]-[[2014]]. It was very popular for teen girls to openly fantasize about ugly British actors until the events of [[Dashcon]] brought them back to their senses.

	== Guide To Being English ==		== Guide To Being English ==
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	*Get sunburnt when it's hotter than 10°C outside.		*Get sunburnt when it's hotter than 10°C outside.

	==~~People from England~~==		==Notable Britfags==
	* [[~~Guy Fawkes~~]]		* [[Adele]]
			* [[Batman\|Alfred Pennyworth]]
	* [[Americans]]		* [[Americans]]
			* [[Amy Winehouse]]
	* [[Canadians]]		* [[Canadians]]
	* [[Cunts]]		* [[Cunts]]
	* [[Retards]]		* [[Retards]]
	* [[Baby P]]		* [[Baby P]]
			* [[Belle Delphine]]
			* [[Boris Johnson]]
	* [[Dangasm]]		* [[Dangasm]]
	* [[David Cameron]]		* [[David Cameron]]
	* [[Unwarranted Self Importance\|David Beckham]]		* [[Unwarranted Self Importance\|David Beckham]]
	* [[~~Joe Blackburn~~]]		* [[Derrick Bird]]
	* [[Doctor Who]]		* [[Doctor Who]]
	* [[~~Sherlock~~]]		* [[Elliot Rodger]]
			* [[Gail Dines]]
			* [[Gary Glitter]]
			* [[Gorillaz]]
			* [[Guy Fawkes]]
	* [[Harry Potter]]		* [[Harry Potter]]
	* [[Gary Glitter]]
	* [[House\|Hugh Laurie]]		* [[House\|Hugh Laurie]]
	* [[Jack Sparrow]]
	* [[1990s\|Spice Girls]]		* [[1990s\|Spice Girls]]
	* [[~~MonkeyGameGuides~~]]		* [[Jack the Ripper]]
			* [[Jake Davison]]
	* [[Jared Milton]]		* [[Jared Milton]]
			* [[Joe Blackburn]]
	* [[Jonathan King]]		* [[Jonathan King]]
	* [[Dying alone\|Joyce Vincent]]		* [[Dying alone\|Joyce Vincent]]
	* [[Batman\|Alfred Pennyworth]]
	* [[Kurtbatz]]		* [[Kurtbatz]]
	* [[Margaret Thatcher]]		* [[Margaret Thatcher]]
	* [[Mary Bell]]		* [[Mary Bell]]
			* [[Michael Ryan]]
			* [[MonkeyGameGuides]]
	* [[Sick fuck\|Myra Hindley]]		* [[Sick fuck\|Myra Hindley]]
	* [[Pedo\|Rosemary West]]		* [[Pedo\|Rosemary West]]
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	* [[Sacha Baron Cohen]]		* [[Sacha Baron Cohen]]
	* [[Shannon Matthews]]		* [[Shannon Matthews]]
			* [[Sherlock]]
	* [[Purple Aki]]		* [[Purple Aki]]
	* [[Sceptre]]		* [[Sceptre]]
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	* [[Stephen Hawking]]		* [[Stephen Hawking]]
	* [[The Beatles]]		* [[The Beatles]]
	* [[Gorillaz]]
	* [[Fat Larry's Band\|Rolling Stones]]		* [[Fat Larry's Band\|Rolling Stones]]
	* [[The Royal Family]]		* [[The Royal Family]]
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	* [[Pedo\|Vanessa George]]		* [[Pedo\|Vanessa George]]
	* [[Welsh people]]		* [[Welsh people]]
	* [[Amy Winehouse]]
	* [[Pete Doherty]]		* [[Pete Doherty]]
	* [[Adele]]
	* [[Gail Dines]]

	==English Inventions==		==English Inventions==
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	~~==Notable Britfags==~~
	*[[Belle Delphine]]
	*[[Boris Johnson]]
	*[[Derrick Bird]]
	*[[Guy Fawkes]]
	*[[Jack the Ripper]]
	*[[Jake Davison]]
	*[[Margaret Thatcher]]
	*[[Mary Bell]] - The pride of England
	*[[Michael Ryan]]
	*[[Princess Diana]] - Notable for fucking a prince and dying
	*[[Prince Philip]]
	*[[Queen Elizabeth II]] - Dead lol
	*[[The Royal Family]]
	*[[Tony Blair]]

	==See also==		==See also==

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			==Notable Britfags==
			*[[Belle Delphine]]
			*[[Boris Johnson]]
			*[[Derrick Bird]]
			*[[Guy Fawkes]]
			*[[Jack the Ripper]]
			*[[Jake Davison]]
			*[[Margaret Thatcher]]
			*[[Mary Bell]] - The pride of England
			*[[Michael Ryan]]
			*[[Princess Diana]] - Notable for fucking a prince and dying
			*[[Prince Philip]]
			*[[Queen Elizabeth II]] - Dead lol
			*[[The Royal Family]]
			*[[Tony Blair]]

	==See also==		==See also==
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	*[[Abbey Road]]		*[[Abbey Road]]
	*[[BritPol]]		*[[BritPol]]
			*[[Chav]]
			*[[Dancing Prince Charles]] - [[Forced meme]] spawned on [[B3ta]] in [[2012]]
			*[[English Scum]]
	*[[Labrinth]]		*[[Labrinth]]
	*[[Mary Bell]] The pride of England

	==External Links==		==External Links==
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	{{Timeline\|Featured article March 14, [[2005]]\|[[LJ Users]]\|[[England]]\|[[MySpace]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article March 14, [[2005]]\|[[LJ Users]]\|[[England]]\|[[MySpace]]}}
	{{Timeline\|Featured article July 8, [[2005]]\|[[Pedophilia]]\|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]\|[[Anonymous pussies]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article July 8, [[2005]]\|[[Pedophilia]]\|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]\|[[Anonymous pussies]]}}
			{{Timeline\|Featured article September 8, 9, and 10, [[2022]]\|[[Tranny]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[9/11]]}}

	[[Category:Locations]]		[[Category:Locations]]
	[[Category:IRL Shit]]		[[Category:IRL Shit]]

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	* York - ''Where [[Student\|students]] come to [[Alcoholic\|get pissed everyday]] and [[Lol\|drown in the local rivers]]''		* York - ''Where [[Student\|students]] come to [[Alcoholic\|get pissed everyday]] and [[Lol\|drown in the local rivers]]''

	~~[[Ello]]~~==Trolling the English==		==Trolling the English==
	*Insult the [[Royal Family]] and the [[United States of America\|British Empire]] on [http://imperialparty.netfreehost.com/index.php?mforum=imperialparty this forum].		*Insult the [[Royal Family]] and the [[United States of America\|British Empire]] on [http://imperialparty.netfreehost.com/index.php?mforum=imperialparty this forum].

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	*Yell "Look out, a pipe bomb!" in a pub.		*Yell "Look out, a pipe bomb!" in a pub.

	*When meeting someone, always say "Ello gov'na".		*When meeting someone, always say "[[Ello]] gov'na".

	*Remind them that it took them [[over 9000]] years to figure out there was a correlation between their dumping of [[shit\|sewage]] in the Themes and outbreaks of cholera.		*Remind them that it took them [[over 9000]] years to figure out there was a correlation between their dumping of [[shit\|sewage]] in the Themes and outbreaks of cholera.

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	*[[6 BONG]]		*[[6 BONG]]
	*[[Abbey Road]]		*[[Abbey Road]]
			*[[Axel Muganwa Rudakubana]]
	*[[BritPol]]		*[[BritPol]]
	*[[Chav]]		*[[Chav]]