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	==Just in! White americans B& from [[MIT]]==		==Just in! White americans B& from [[MIT]]==

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	*[[Team Fortress 2\|Sentry]]
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	==External Links==		==External Links==

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	[[Image:Dude_with_generator.JPG\|thumb\|right\|\|An engineer, tweaking the quantum [[lulz]] generator		[[Image:Dude_with_generator.JPG\|thumb\|right\|\|An engineer, tweaking the quantum [[lulz]] generator
	for maximum performance.]]		for maximum performance.]]
	~~[[Image:Sapper_IMG.png\|thumb\|right\|\|To troll an engineer, you will need one or more of these.]]~~

	An '''engineer''' is a [[Basement dweller\|basement dwelling]] [[nerd]] professionally [[secks\|engaged]] in the use [[math]] and [[science]] for the [[lie\|purpose]] of designing useless [[crap]]. Engineers are concerned with making the most possible [[Money\|jewgold]] [[Truth\|while avoiding the solutions to any practical problems]]. [[Lie\|Engineers play a vital role in society]], [[Darwin_Awards\|culling the populace]] through [[lulz\|negligent design flaws]] in items such as [[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse\|bridges]], buildings, [[Team Fortress 2\|Sentries]], computers, and cars.		An '''engineer''' is a [[Basement dweller\|basement dwelling]] [[nerd]] professionally [[secks\|engaged]] in the use [[math]] and [[science]] for the [[lie\|purpose]] of designing useless [[crap]]. Engineers are concerned with making the most possible [[Money\|jewgold]] [[Truth\|while avoiding the solutions to any practical problems]]. [[Lie\|Engineers play a vital role in society]], [[Darwin_Awards\|culling the populace]] through [[lulz\|negligent design flaws]] in items such as [[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse\|bridges]], buildings, [[Team Fortress 2\|Sentries]], computers, and cars.
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	Once out of [[college]], engineers become certified by the [[NAMBLA]] and can begin careers designing items as diverse as dildos and [[Apple]] computers.		Once out of [[college]], engineers become certified by the [[NAMBLA]] and can begin careers designing items as diverse as dildos and [[Apple]] computers.


	<center><youtube>rp8hvyjZWHs</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>rp8hvyjZWHs</youtube></center>

	==Variants==		==Variants==
			*'''Electrical''' engineers design items such as [[4chan\|servers]], the [[Playstation 3\|PS3]], [[Fire\|your toaster]] and [[BDSM\|electro-genital stimulators]]. [[Geek\|They]] tend to be the nerdiest of all [[Dick\|flavors]] of engineer, spending all their time on the [[G\|/g/]] board of [[4chan]], [[Masturbation\|fapping]] to pictures of [[Science\|2N3055]] transistors. Work generally consists of useless crap that any electrician could figure out, such as fixing the [[Moot\|power supply]] on [[4chan]]’s server, designing a [[Navy\|missile guidance]] system or figuring out how to [[Win\|kill a furry with a 9V battery]].

	~~===Electrical===~~		*'''Mechanical''' engineers sit around all day bitching about how <strike>robots have made their job obsolete</strike> spies have been sappin' their sentries. [[Some argue]] mechanical engineers are [[Lie\|still useful]] for designing lawn mowers ,toasters, TV antennes, and reclining chairs. Mechanical engineers designed [[Fag\|your prosthetic penis]].
	~~Electrical~~ engineers design items such as [[4chan\|servers]], the [[Playstation 3\|PS3]], [[Fire\|your toaster]] and [[BDSM\|electro-genital stimulators]]. [[Geek\|They]] tend to be the nerdiest of all [[Dick\|flavors]] of engineer, spending all their ~~time on the [[G\|~~/~~g/]] board of~~ [[~~4chan~~]], [[~~Masturbation~~\|~~fapping~~]] ~~to pictures of [[Science\|2N3055]] transistors. Work generally consists of useless crap that any electrician could figure out~~, ~~such as fixing the [[Moot\|power supply]] on [[4chan]]’s server~~, ~~designing a~~ [[~~Navy~~\|~~missile guidance]] system or figuring out how to [[Win\|kill a furry with a 9V battery~~]].

	~~===Mechanical===~~		*'''Chemical''' engineers constitute the [[Secks\|intermediary]] between [[Chemistry\|chemists]] and [[Cancer\|products]], finding ways of adding [[Cancer\|highly carcinogenic]] [[Cancer\|chemicals]] to [[Cancer\|every day products]] such as [[Cancer\|baby formula]],[[Cancer\|personal lubricant]] and [[Aqua Dots\|children's toys]]. It's a well known fact that all chemical engineers cook [[meth]] and [[Anarchy\|make bombs]] in their spare time.
	~~Mechanical~~ engineers ~~sit around all day bitching about how <strike>robots have made their job obsolete</strike> spies have been sappin' their sentries.~~ [[~~Some argue~~]] ~~mechanical engineers are~~ [[~~Lie~~\|~~still useful~~]] ~~for designing lawn mowers~~ ,~~toasters, TV antennes~~, and ~~reclining chairs~~. ~~Mechanical~~ engineers ~~designed~~ [[~~Fag~~\|~~your prosthetic penis~~]].

	~~===Chemical===~~		*'''Polymer''' engineers are a [[Retard\|special]] [[Gay\|flavor]] of chemical engineer. Polymer engineers generally try to destroy the [[Furry\|environment]] as fast as possible, while attempting to turn [[You\|horse shit]] into plastic. Polymer engineers designed your latex suit, you [[sick fuck]].
	~~Chemical~~ engineers ~~constitute the [[Secks\|intermediary]] between~~ [[~~Chemistry~~\|~~chemists~~]] ~~and~~ [[~~Cancer~~\|~~products~~]]~~, finding ways~~ of ~~adding [[Cancer\|highly carcinogenic]] [[Cancer\|chemicals]]~~ to [[~~Cancer~~\|~~every day products~~]] ~~such~~ as ~~[[Cancer\|baby formula]]~~,[[~~Cancer~~\|~~personal lubricant]] and [[Aqua Dots\|children's toys~~]]. ~~It's a well known fact that all chemical~~ engineers ~~cook [[meth]] and~~ [[~~Anarchy\|make bombs~~]] ~~in their spare time~~.

	~~===Polymer Engineer===~~		[[Image:Engineerporn.jpg\|thumb\|Hung Load in Toeing Wenches 4.]]
	~~Polymer~~ engineers ~~are a~~ [[~~Retard~~\|~~special~~]] [[~~Gay~~\|~~flavor~~]] ~~of chemical engineer~~. ~~Polymer engineers generally try~~ to ~~destroy~~ the [[~~Furry~~\|~~environment~~]] ~~as fast as possible~~, ~~while attempting to turn~~ [[~~You~~\|~~horse shit~~]] ~~into plastic. Polymer engineers designed your latex suit, you~~ [[~~sick fuck~~]].		*'''Civil''' engineers design [[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse\|faulty bridges]] with the intent of [[Darwin_Awards\|killing as many people as possible]], [[Did it for the lulz\|for the lulz]]. The [[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse\|Minneapolis Bridge Collapse]] is considered to be the [[Penis\|peak]] of civil engineering throughout [[Fail\|history]], establishing a [[Win\|high score]] of 13 for future generations to [[Masturbate\|beat]]. It has been said that human sexuality was designed by a civil engineer - who else would be stupid enough to put a sewage plant right next to the carnival?<br clear=all>

	~~[[Image:Engineerporn.jpg\|thumb\|200 px\|left\|Hung Load in Toeing Wenches 4]]~~		*'''Nuclear''' engineers collect uranium for [[Iran\|that sandnigger guy]], in an attempt to [[borat\|blow up the great jew]] and cause general middle-eastern lulz. [[Lie\|Nuclear engineers are among the smartest]], [http://www.nist.gov/public_affairs/releases/plutonium.html having figured out a fool proof way of storing plutonium dust in file cabinets].
	~~===Civil===~~
	~~Civil~~ engineers ~~design~~ [[~~Minneapolis Bridge Collapse~~\|~~faulty bridges]] with the intent of [[Darwin_Awards\|killing as many people as possible~~]], [[~~Did it for the lulz~~\|~~for~~ the ~~lulz~~]]. ~~The~~ [[~~Minneapolis Bridge Collapse~~\|~~Minneapolis Bridge Collapse]] is considered to be~~ the ~~[[Penis\|peak~~]] ~~of civil engineering throughout~~ [~~[Fail\|history]], establishing~~ a ~~[[Win\|high score]]~~ of ~~13 for future generations to [[Masturbate\|beat]~~]. ~~It has been said that human sexuality was designed by a civil engineer - who else would be stupid enough to put a sewage plant right next to the carnival?<br clear=all>~~

	~~===Nuclear===~~		*'''Industrial''' engineers walk around and tell [[you\|people]] that they are [[doing it wrong]] because they are [[butthurt]] about being life long virgins. They live to eat [[shit\|muda]] because its the only way they can get off. They didn't create the interwebs, they just made it [[gay]].
	~~Nuclear~~ engineers ~~collect uranium for~~ [[~~Iran~~\|that ~~sandnigger guy~~]]~~, in an attempt to~~ [[~~borat\|blow up the great jew~~]] ~~and cause general middle-eastern lulz~~. [[~~Lie~~\|~~Nuclear engineers are among the smartest~~]], [~~http://www.nist.gov/public_affairs/releases/plutonium.html having figured out a fool proof way of storing plutonium dust in file cabinets~~].

	~~===Industrial===~~		*'''Software''' engineers, distinct from [[Code\|programmers]], believe that [[Lie\|there is more to programming than just writing]] [[code]]. They are obsessed with things called [[Shit nobody cares about\|processes]] instead of [[lazy\|doing actual work]]. Further, software engineers produce [[shit\|software]], which means that they are automatically deserving of [[slashfic\|pain]] and [[rape\|suffering]]. [[Some argue\|It has been said]] that both software engineers and programmers are working in collusion to spread their [[AIDS\|suffering]] worldwide, in an attempt to [[All your base are belong to us\|take over the world]]. Most are [[4chan\|wanna be 1337 h4x0rz]] who think writing code is somehow cool and not one of the grandest wastes of time on the planet.
	~~Industrial~~ engineers ~~walk around and tell~~ [[~~you~~\|~~people~~]] that ~~they~~ are [[doing ~~it wrong~~]] ~~because~~ they are [[~~butthurt~~]] ~~about being life long virgins~~. ~~They live~~ to ~~eat~~ [[~~shit~~\|~~muda~~]] ~~because its~~ the ~~only way they can get off~~. ~~They didn't create the interwebs, they just made it~~ [[~~gay~~]].

	~~===Software===~~		*'''Audio''' - not even real engineers.
	Software engineers, distinct from [[Code\|programmers]], believe that [[Lie\|there is more to programming than just writing]] [[code]]. They are obsessed with things called [[Shit nobody cares about\|processes]] instead of [[lazy\|doing actual work]]. Further, software engineers produce [[shit\|software]], which means that they are automatically deserving of [[slashfic\|pain]] and [[rape\|suffering]]. [[Some argue\|It has been said]] that both software engineers and programmers are working in collusion to spread their [[AIDS\|suffering]] worldwide, in an attempt to [[All your base are belong to us\|take over the world]]. Most are [[4chan\|wanna be 1337 h4x0rz]] who think writing code is somehow cool and not ~~one of the grandest wastes of time on the planet.~~

	~~===Audio===~~
	~~Not a~~ real ~~engineer~~.

	==Just in! White americans B& from [[MIT]]==		==Just in! White americans B& from [[MIT]]==
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	~~==[[You]] want to become an engineer...==~~
	~~<center>'''...but this is where you will end up instead'''</center>~~
	~~<center><youtube>aiwulpMKu9A</youtube></center>~~

	{{quote\|I want to an engineer.\|Richer}}		{{quote\|I want to an engineer.\|Richer}}

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	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case Typical engineer] Gets [[Mr. Hands\|fucked]] in the ass by a horse,dies.		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case Typical engineer] Gets [[Mr. Hands\|fucked]] in the ass by a horse,dies.
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imported>Krade: This isn't TF2.

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This isn't TF2.

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	===Civil===		===Civil===
	Civil engineers design [[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse\|faulty bridges]] with the intent of [[Darwin_Awards\|killing as many people as possible]], [[Did it for the lulz\|for the lulz]]. The [[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse\|Minneapolis Bridge Collapse]] is considered to be the [[Penis\|peak]] of civil engineering throughout [[Fail\|history]], establishing a [[Win\|high score]] of 13 for future generations to [[Masturbate\|beat]]. It has been said that human sexuality was designed by a civil engineer - who else would be stupid enough to put a sewage plant right next the carnival?<br clear=all>		Civil engineers design [[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse\|faulty bridges]] with the intent of [[Darwin_Awards\|killing as many people as possible]], [[Did it for the lulz\|for the lulz]]. The [[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse\|Minneapolis Bridge Collapse]] is considered to be the [[Penis\|peak]] of civil engineering throughout [[Fail\|history]], establishing a [[Win\|high score]] of 13 for future generations to [[Masturbate\|beat]]. It has been said that human sexuality was designed by a civil engineer - who else would be stupid enough to put a sewage plant right next to the carnival?<br clear=all>

	===Nuclear===		===Nuclear===
	Nuclear engineers collect uranium for [[Iran\|that sandnigger guy]], in an ~~attept~~ to [[borat\|blow up the great jew]] and cause general middle-eastern lulz. [[Lie\|Nuclear engineers are among the smartest]], [http://www.nist.gov/public_affairs/releases/plutonium.html having figured out a fool proof way of storing plutonium dust in file cabinets].		Nuclear engineers collect uranium for [[Iran\|that sandnigger guy]], in an attempt to [[borat\|blow up the great jew]] and cause general middle-eastern lulz. [[Lie\|Nuclear engineers are among the smartest]], [http://www.nist.gov/public_affairs/releases/plutonium.html having figured out a fool proof way of storing plutonium dust in file cabinets].

	===Industrial===		===Industrial===

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	=== Useful/Useless Crap Designed by Engineers ===		=== Useful/Useless Crap Designed by Engineers ===

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