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imported>MarioMario456: /* mIRC Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script */ update

2021-09-14T02:41:16Z

mIRC Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script: update

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	#Open mIRC's script editor and click on the "Remotes" tab. <br>		#Open mIRC's script editor and click on the "Remotes" tab. <br>
	#Make a new mIRC remote by clicking on "File" and then "New." You should be presented with a blank text area to edit in.<br>		#Make a new mIRC remote by clicking on "File" and then "New." You should be presented with a blank text area to edit in.<br>
	#Paste this line in the new remote:<br><nowiki>alias end { if ($1) { url $+(http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Search?search=,$1-) } }</nowiki><br>		#Paste this line in the new remote:<br><nowiki>alias end { if ($1) { url $+(http://encyclopediadramatica.online/Special:Search?search=,$1-) } }</nowiki><br>
	#Save that Remote as whatever you want, but make sure it ends in '''.mrc''' also make sure it is someplace in your mIRC folder.<br>		#Save that Remote as whatever you want, but make sure it ends in '''.mrc''' also make sure it is someplace in your mIRC folder.<br>
	#Load the remote by clicking on "file" again and then "load." Find your recently saved .mrc file and click that. The ED search script is now loaded.<br>		#Load the remote by clicking on "file" again and then "load." Find your recently saved .mrc file and click that. The ED search script is now loaded.<br>

imported>Baka: /* Rooms */

2021-06-08T22:25:17Z

Rooms

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	~~==Rooms==~~
	~~There are several options for your [[goatse\|ass raping]] pleasure on ED IRC. The following is a rough description of what to expect when your faggot ass gets on IRC.~~
	~~[[Image:NormalChat.jpg\|thumb\|[[lies\|How to be awesome on ED IRC.]]]]~~
	~~[[File:ED IRC final moments.JPG\|thumb\|The first time [[Sherrod]] killed [[ED IRC]]]]~~

	~~===<span class="zalgo-fetch-irc-heading">[irc://irc.wtfux.org/ed #ed]</span>===~~
	[[ED IRC etiquette\|ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER IN.]] You'll need to don your thickest skin if you want to survive in here. '''#ed''' is for the [[faggots\|ED community]] at large and [[fanbois\|lurkers]] who don't necessarily edit but have taken the [[ED Oath of Allegiance]] and want to discuss drugs, [[pedophiles]], [[Jews]], [[Woody_Allen\|pedophile Jews]] and drugging Jews to further the destruction of the Zionist agenda and the establishment of a Palestinian state. And [[Snus]].

	~~===<span class="zalgo-fetch-irc-heading">[irc://irc.wtfux.org/wiki #wiki]</span>===~~
	~~Channel devoted to discussing our great wiki. Actual intelligent discussion goes on here, but leave your spam, butthurt, and faggotry over at #ed if you don't want to be b&.~~

	~~===<span class="zalgo-fetch-irc-heading">[irc://irc.wtfux.org/forum #forum]</span>===~~
	Channel for [[EDF2: Electric Boogaloo\|EDF]] (earth defense force) shenanigans. If someone in another channel directs you here, it's probably because you're being a huge faggot. As of 2012, this channel is a ghost town and all faggotry has migrated to #ed.

	~~===<span class="zalgo-fetch-irc-heading">[irc://irc.wtfux.org/ed-logging #ED-Logging]</span>===~~
	~~Making life easier for [[Special:RecentChanges\|recent changes]] patrolling.~~

	~~===<span class="zalgo-fetch-irc-heading">[irc://irc.wtfux.org/omegle #omegle]</span>===~~
	~~Chat with people on [[Omegle]] or have CleverBot chat with them for you. Also spying.~~

	~~===<span class="zalgo-fetch-irc-heading">[irc://irc.wtfux.org/uno #uno]</span>===~~
	~~Play Uno.~~

	~~===<span class="zalgo-fetch-irc-heading">[irc://irc.wtfux.org/wtfux #wtfux]</span>===~~
	~~Full of loser [[basement-dwellers]] with no life, pretending that they actually have one by making shit up.~~

	~~===<span class="zalgo-fetch-irc-heading">[irc://irc.wtfux.org/csiii #csiii]</span>===~~
	~~Learn about computers with [http://blackhatacademy.org/ Black Hat Academy].~~

	~~===<span class="zalgo-fetch-irc-heading">[irc://irc.wtfux.org/buttnerd #buttnerd]</span>===~~
	~~Learn about the importance of [[ass\|butts]] and [[nerd\|nerds]] with FredJuicy and nicotine, also a home base for IRC users when #ed is dead and boring.~~

	==How Do I Shot IRC? (A Primer)==		==How Do I Shot IRC? (A Primer)==

imported>Baka: /* External Links */ fuck jihad

2021-06-08T22:24:49Z

External Links: fuck jihad

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	~~==External Links==~~
	~~[https://www.mibbit.com/?url=irc%3A%2F%2Firc.wtfux.org%2FED Get on IRC with one click fgt]~~
	==See also==		==See also==
	*[[IRC]]		*[[IRC]]

imported>Baka at 22:23, 8 June 2021

2021-06-08T22:23:39Z

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	~~<center><big>'''[irc://irc.wtfux.org/ed Get on IRC fgt.]'''</big></center>~~
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imported>Deceptive: Protected "Encyclopedia Dramatica:IRC" ([Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite))

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imported>Oddguy: /* Yet Another Encyclopedia Dramatica Script For mIRC */

2015-03-23T12:49:01Z

Yet Another Encyclopedia Dramatica Script For mIRC

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imported>Oddguy: /* Yet Another Encyclopedia Dramatica Script For mIRC */

2015-03-23T12:49:01Z

Yet Another Encyclopedia Dramatica Script For mIRC

New page

<noinclude>
[[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica|{{PAGENAME}}]]
<center><big>'''[irc://irc.wtfux.org/ed Get on IRC fgt.]'''</big></center>
__TOC__
</noinclude>
ED [[IRC]] like many other [[irc|internet treeforts]] out there have long standing traditions of elitism and ineptitude. #ED is no exception. So if you were directed to [[Get On IRC Fgt|this page]], you were misdirected.
[[Image:NormalIrc.JPG|thumb|Right|A normal conversation in #ED]]
The kids lucky enough to sit at the cool table that is #ED want you to think that this is where our best laid plans (of revenge against [[Girlvinyl|this site's previous figure head]]) and internet hob nobbing go on.
What is a more accurate portrayal of the goings on of #ED are Brown nosing to sysops and petty flame wars.
It's mostly hard gay.

==Rooms==
There are several options for your [[goatse|ass raping]] pleasure on ED IRC. The following is a rough description of what to expect when your faggot ass gets on IRC.
[[Image:NormalChat.jpg|thumb|[[lies|How to be awesome on ED IRC.]]]]
[[File:ED IRC final moments.JPG|thumb|The first time [[Sherrod]] killed [[ED IRC]]]]

===[irc://irc.wtfux.org/ed #ed]===
[[ED IRC etiquette|ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER IN.]] You'll need to don your thickest skin if you want to survive in here. '''#ed''' is for the [[faggots|ED community]] at large and [[fanbois|lurkers]] who don't necessarily edit but have taken the [[ED Oath of Allegiance]] and want to discuss drugs, [[pedophiles]], [[Jews]], [[Woody_Allen|pedophile Jews]] and drugging Jews to further the destruction of the Zionist agenda and the establishment of a Palestinian state. And [[Snus]].

===[irc://irc.wtfux.org/wiki #wiki]===
Channel devoted to discussing our great wiki. Actual intelligent discussion goes on here, but leave your spam, butthurt, and faggotry over at #ed if you don't want to be b&.

===[irc://irc.wtfux.org/forum #forum]===
Channel for [[EDF2: Electric Boogaloo|EDF]] (earth defense force) shenanigans. If someone in another channel directs you here, it's probably because you're being a huge faggot. As of 2012, this channel is a ghost town and all faggotry has migrated to #ed.

===[irc://irc.wtfux.org/ed-logging #ED-Logging]===
Making life easier for [[Special:RecentChanges|recent changes]] patrolling.

===[irc://irc.wtfux.org/omegle #omegle]===
Chat with people on [[Omegle]] or have CleverBot chat with them for you. Also spying.

===[irc://irc.wtfux.org/uno #uno]===
Play Uno.

===[irc://irc.wtfux.org/wtfux #wtfux]===
Full of loser [[basement-dwellers]] with no life, pretending that they actually have one by making shit up.

===[irc://irc.wtfux.org/csiii #csiii]===
Learn about computers with [http://blackhatacademy.org/ Black Hat Academy].

===[irc://irc.wtfux.org/buttnerd #buttnerd]===
Learn about the importance of [[ass|butts]] and [[nerd|nerds]] with FredJuicy and nicotine, also a home base for IRC users when #ed is dead and boring.

==How Do I Shot IRC? (A Primer)==
[[Image:Mircnote.jpg|thumb|175|World's most [[popular]] IRC client.]]
#Get [[IRC]] [[software]] for:
#*'''[[Windows]]:''' [[mIRC]] available [http://www.mirc.com/get.html here] and IceChat available [http://www.icechat.net/site/ here], alternatively use the far [[lie|superior]] Microsoft Chat available [http://mermeliz.com/cchat.htm here]
#*'''[[Mac]]:''' Colloquy available [http://colloquy.info here]
#*'''[[Linux]]:''' [[Irssi]] [http://www.irssi.org/ here]
#*'''[[Firefox]]:''' ChatZilla [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/16 here]
#*'''[[No one cares|Cross-Platform]]:''' Pidgin [http://pidgin.im/ here], Opera [http://www.opera.com/ here]
#Go to [irc://irc.wtfux.org/ed irc.wtfux.org #ed].
#[[Glined]] [[for great justice]]!

==Topics For Discussion==
[[Image:cancerflood.png|thumb|175px|A [[normal]] day in ED IRC]]

While on ED IRC, pay attention to the channel's topic. The topic should appear to you when you first open the channel up or in your IRC client's status bar. Usually, the topic of the channel is very pertinent to what is going on at that particular moment at Encyclopedia Dramatica and can often be [[lie|very insightful to the conversation that you are about to enter]]. Topics range from very [[Girugamesh|funny items found on the internet]] all the way to [[Banhammer|how to get help with some code on an article.]] Typical topics you will find:
*'''[[Drugs]]'''
*'''[[Jews]]'''
*'''[[JEWS DID WTC|Drugs and Jews]]'''
*'''[[ED:QOTN|Winning quotes]]'''
*'''[[Unrealistic expectations|Finding true love]]'''
*'''[[Crazyconan|Quitting IRC]]'''
*'''[[BURK|Being made fun of for your hairstyle]]'''

==Rules of #ed==

#Don't beg for privileges (OPs or voice).
#Wiki related matters come first, if some one is being helped for wiki issues, shut up if you have nothing to contribute. (same applies on #wiki)
#Praise [[BASEDGOD]] every day

==mIRC Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script==
If you use [[mIRC]] for your IRC client - and about 99% of the internet does - this little snippet of [[code]] can be a very valuable tool for your IRC experience and can also be a very fun part of learning some coding for the program, if you are into that stuff.
#Open mIRC's script editor and click on the "Remotes" tab. 
#Make a new mIRC remote by clicking on "File" and then "New." You should be presented with a blank text area to edit in. 
#Paste this line in the new remote: <nowiki>alias end { if ($1) { url $+(http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Search?search=,$1-) } }</nowiki> 
#Save that Remote as whatever you want, but make sure it ends in '''.mrc''' also make sure it is someplace in your mIRC folder. 
#Load the remote by clicking on "file" again and then "load." Find your recently saved .mrc file and click that. The ED search script is now loaded. 
#To use, type '''/end (your search terms)''' in any mIRC channel or status window you have. The script will locate your search query and open the page in your default [[browser]].
::Example: '''/end Kittens''' will take you to this [[kittens|page]] 

==Yet Another Encyclopedia Dramatica Script For mIRC==

This script searches encyclopediadramatica.se for your search item. If no search word is given, it will give results from a random word.

Syntax for the script is !dramatica search word(s) or just plain !dramatica for random.

There is a ! trigger that will notice the user and a @ trigger that will message the channel if the user has halfops or higher.

<pre>
;Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script by Ford_Lawnmower -- irc.mindforge.org #USA-Chat
menu Channel,Status {
.$iif($group(#dramatica) == On,$style(1)) Encyclopedia Dramatica Trigger
..$iif($group(#dramatica) == On,$style(2)) On: .enable #dramatica
..$iif($group(#dramatica) == Off,$style(2)) Off: .disable #dramatica
}
#dramatica on
On $*:Text:/^(!|@)dramatica.*/Si:#: {
if ($timer($+(dramatica,$network,$nick))) { return }
.timer $+ $+(dramatica,$network,$nick) 1 4 noop
var %method $iif($regml(1) == !,.notice $nick,$iif($regex($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,/(!|~|&|@|%)/),.msg $chan,.notice $nick))
dramaticaS %method $2-
}
#dramatica end
alias dramatica { dramaticaS echo -a $1- }
alias -l dramaticaS {
$1-2 Searching........
var %sockname $+(dramaticaS,$network,$2,$ticks)
sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.se 80
sockmark %sockname $1-2 $iif($3,$+(/Special:Search/,$replace($3-,$chr(32),+)),/Special:Random) 0 $iif(!$3,1,0)
}
alias -l dramaticaR {
var %sockname $+(dramaticaR,$network,$2,$ticks)
sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.se 80
sockmark %sockname $1-2 $+(/,$3) 0 $iif($4,1,0)
}
On *:sockopen:dramatica*: {
if (!$sockerr) {
sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.0
sockwrite -n $sockname Host: encyclopediadramatica.se
sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf
}
else { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return }
}
On *:sockread:dramaticaS*: {
if ($sockerr) { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return }
else {
var %dramaticaS | sockread %dramaticaS
if (Page title matches isincs %dramaticaS) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,1,4,32) }
if (Page text matches isincs %dramaticaS) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,1,4,32) }
if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($regex(%dramaticaS,/\Q<li><a href="/\E(.*)\Q" title="\E/)) {
dramaticaR $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $regml(1) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)
sockclose $sockname
return
}
if (Location: isin %dramaticaS) {
dramaticaR $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $nopath(%dramaticaS) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)
sockclose $sockname
return
}
}
}
On *:sockread:dramaticaR*: {
if ($sockerr) { echo -st socket error $nopath($script) }
else {
var %dramaticaR | sockread %dramaticaR
if (*** iswm %dramaticaR) || (*** iswm %dramaticaR) {
sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,$calc($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32) + 1),4,32)
}
if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($httpstrip(%dramaticaR)) {
put $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $v1 $+(�,http://encyclopediadramatica.se,$gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32))
sockclose $sockname
return
}
}
}
On *:sockclose:dramatica*: {
if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)) && (dramaticaR* iswm $sockname) { dramaticaS $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) }
else { $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) Sorry No results found for your Search }
}
alias -l httpstrip { var %x, %i = $regsub($1-,/(^[^<]*>|<[^>]*>|<[^>]*$)/g,$null,%x) | return $remove($replace(%x,&,&), ,<) }
alias -l Put {
if (!$regex($1,/(\.|^)(msg|notice|echo)$/Si)) || (!$3) { echo -st **Put error** Syntax /Put msg #channel text - or - /Put notice nickname text | return }
var %tokens $0, %Tstart 3, %Dtimer 1500
if ($timer($+(Put,$2,$network)).secs) { %Dtimer = $calc($v1 * 1000) }
while ($len($($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) > 430) {
dec %tokens
if ($len($($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) <= 430) {
.timer -m 1 %Dtimer $1-2 $($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2))
inc %Dtimer 1500
%Tstart = $calc(%tokens + 1)
%tokens = $0
}
}
.timer -m 1 %Dtimer $1-2 $($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2))
.timer $+ $+(Put,$2,$network) -m 1 $calc(%Dtimer + 1500) noop
}

</pre>

==Quotes==
{{quote| #ED, A place where lulz and gay propagate. |[[irc|#ed]]}}
==Gallery==
<center><gallery perrow=5>
File:1302166471682.jpg| ED's chat server in all its glory.
File:ED_IRC.JPG|Usual going ons.
File:Matrix.gif|What they want you to think it looks like.
File:Typicaledircconvo.png|What it actually looks like.
File:Edircspam.jpg|A snapshot of #ed's nightly philosophical discussions.
</gallery></center>

==External Links==
[https://www.mibbit.com/?url=irc%3A%2F%2Firc.wtfux.org%2FED Get on IRC with one click fgt]
==See also==
*[[IRC]]
*[[IRC FAQ]]
*[[ED IRC etiquette]]
*[[Get On IRC Fgt]]
*[[Same]]
*[[The Great ED IRC War of 2013]]

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