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Stoic Sigma 2: /* Controversy With Emo */

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Controversy With Emo

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	Shortly before Russia invaded [[South Ossetia]], legislation was drafted that would end [[The cancer that is killing /b/\|the cancer that is killing Russia]] [http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/jul/22/russian.emo once and for all]. [[Butthurt]] emos across Russia protested with [[retarded\|angsty and heartfelt]] slogans like "Kill the state in yourself" and "A [[Amerikkka\|totalitarian state]] encourages stupidity." Much to their chagrin, the emos' secret ties to the [[Nazis]] have been exposed by the Russian government.		Shortly before Russia invaded [[South Ossetia]], legislation was drafted that would end [[The cancer that is killing /b/\|the cancer that is killing Russia]] [http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/jul/22/russian.emo once and for all]. [[Butthurt]] emos across Russia protested with [[retarded\|angsty and heartfelt]] slogans like "Kill the state in yourself" and "A [[Amerikkka\|totalitarian state]] encourages stupidity." Much to their chagrin, the emos' secret ties to the [[Nazis]] have been exposed by the Russian government.

			===Iraq declares war!===
			Everybody hates emos but nobody hates emos like the Middle East. In 2012, [[Iraq]] declared holy jihad against all emos, leaving many dead in the world's first emo genocide. The Iraqi government sets the kill count at a measly six, although humanitarian groups place this number at [[about 100]] (but one can only dream).

	== [[tumblr]] emo kids ==		== [[tumblr]] emo kids ==

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Common Fashion of an Emo: */

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Common Fashion of an Emo:

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	==Common Fashion of an Emo:==		==Common Fashion of an Emo:==
			[[File:Me irl111.jpg\|250px\|right]]
	*Black clothing (if they're trying hard to be a goth)		*Black clothing (if they're trying hard to be a goth)
	*Eyeliner that makes them look like raccoons (mostly on gay emos who think they're raccoons)		*Eyeliner that makes them look like raccoons (mostly on gay emos who think they're raccoons)

imported>The PolishPrince: /* Common emo behavior */

2023-05-22T08:27:03Z

Common emo behavior

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imported>The PolishPrince: /* Common emo behavior */

2023-05-22T08:27:03Z

Common emo behavior

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	==Common emo behavior==		==Common emo behavior==
	[[Image:Emo Oil.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|When oil reserves run dry in 2045, emos will be then oil and be used to manufacture an environmentally friendly fuel source.]]		[[Image:Emo Oil.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|When oil reserves run dry in 2045, emos will be then oil and be used to manufacture an environmentally friendly fuel source.]]

			[[File:Emo in a nutshell.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|an accurate depiction]]

	*Trying to [[BAWWWW]] because they [[fail\|fail]] at [[the game\|life.]]		*Trying to [[BAWWWW]] because they [[fail\|fail]] at [[the game\|life.]]

imported>The PolishPrince at 09:53, 16 May 2023

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imported>The PolishPrince at 09:53, 16 May 2023

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	{{quote\|<big>Why do you keep calling us emo faggots? Faggot means gay, gay means happy and emos aren't happy!!!</big>\|Emo cunt's reaction to trolling}}		{{quote\|<big>Why do you keep calling us emo faggots? Faggot means gay, gay means happy and emos aren't happy!!!</big>\|Emo cunt's reaction to trolling}}
	[[Image:Emokidhitler.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|[[German\|Kriechend in meiner Haut/diese Wunden werden nicht heilen... Angst ist wie ich falle]]]]		[[Image:Emokidhitler.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|[[German\|Kriechend in meiner Haut/diese Wunden werden nicht heilen... Angst ist wie ich falle]]]]

			{{Quote\|If life is fair, than why do roses have thorns?\|Emo piece of shit}}

			{{Quote\|Roses don't have thorns, they have pricks, or more scientifically, prickals you dumb piece of shit.\|A Horticulturalist}}


	[[Attention whore\|'''Emo''' or '''emofag''' or '''emowhore''']] was a [[Pretentious\|movement]] from the [[At least 100\|2000's]] which was an attempt to make [[fail\|normal teenage angst cool]] (a competition to win a pretension on this [[Oppression Olympics\|"my life sucks more than yours" contest]]). While everyone around them is also suffering from hormones and High School, they try to convince everyone that their suffering is somehow original. To break away from their normal suffering, followers of emo wear t-shirts of shitty bands like [[My Chemical Romance]], ridiculously bright jeans, [[Camwhore\|taking photos of themselves]] with a phone and uploading it on their [[Instagram]] account talking to strangers, growing a long fringe of freakishly long ass bangs to help warp their vision of the world. Sometimes they also might even dye it black. Otherwise they'll dye it blond for some reason or white because Gerard Way <s>did</s> had his hair white when [[Abuse\|he ejaculated on his hair from getting jacked off by his father.]] This vision causes the emos to insult people who are [[attention whore\|actually depressed]] [[IRL]] by making a [[fad]] of feigning their own dire depression. [[My Chemical Romance\|Emo music]] consists of [[insane]] amounts of lyrics about the [[lie\|greatness]] of being in the [[faggot\|emo style]] and the [[terror]] of not having [[hawt]] emo girl want to [[fuck you]]. Emo can be short for emotionally fucked up. Some emo songs deviate slightly, encouraging male listeners to [[Chuggo\|"Ahhh, c'mon, FUCK A GUY!"]]		[[Attention whore\|'''Emo''' or '''emofag''' or '''emowhore''']] was a [[Pretentious\|movement]] from the [[At least 100\|2000's]] which was an attempt to make [[fail\|normal teenage angst cool]] (a competition to win a pretension on this [[Oppression Olympics\|"my life sucks more than yours" contest]]). While everyone around them is also suffering from hormones and High School, they try to convince everyone that their suffering is somehow original. To break away from their normal suffering, followers of emo wear t-shirts of shitty bands like [[My Chemical Romance]], ridiculously bright jeans, [[Camwhore\|taking photos of themselves]] with a phone and uploading it on their [[Instagram]] account talking to strangers, growing a long fringe of freakishly long ass bangs to help warp their vision of the world. Sometimes they also might even dye it black. Otherwise they'll dye it blond for some reason or white because Gerard Way <s>did</s> had his hair white when [[Abuse\|he ejaculated on his hair from getting jacked off by his father.]] This vision causes the emos to insult people who are [[attention whore\|actually depressed]] [[IRL]] by making a [[fad]] of feigning their own dire depression. [[My Chemical Romance\|Emo music]] consists of [[insane]] amounts of lyrics about the [[lie\|greatness]] of being in the [[faggot\|emo style]] and the [[terror]] of not having [[hawt]] emo girl want to [[fuck you]]. Emo can be short for emotionally fucked up. Some emo songs deviate slightly, encouraging male listeners to [[Chuggo\|"Ahhh, c'mon, FUCK A GUY!"]]

imported>Gghouck at 23:46, 10 May 2023

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	Emos get tremendous [[shit]] in [[Mexico\|the country infested with beaners]], where members of other [[Mexican\|beaner]] subcultures are prone to beating up emos for the sole reason that their whiny, conformist [[faggotry]] makes them justifiable targets. Emos also might try hard to confuse emo with [[goth]]s, and in some cases if you're an emo kid like [[Justin Bieber\|Justin Beaner]], you want to be a [[prep]].		Emos get tremendous [[shit]] in [[Mexico\|the country infested with beaners]], where members of other [[Mexican\|beaner]] subcultures are prone to beating up emos for the sole reason that their whiny, conformist [[faggotry]] makes them justifiable targets. Emos also might try hard to confuse emo with [[goth]]s, and in some cases if you're an emo kid like [[Justin Bieber\|Justin Beaner]], you want to be a [[prep]].
			[[image:EmoEmu.jpeg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|Just look at how sad this fuck is.]]


	==Origins==		==Origins==
	[[Image:Emo philips.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|[http://www.emophilips.com/home <s>This is Sparta</s> This is Emo.]]]		[[Image:Emo philips.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|[http://www.emophilips.com/home <s>This is Sparta</s> This is Emo.]]]

imported>Carpice at 00:09, 6 August 2022

2022-08-06T00:09:49Z

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	Conclusive [[science\|scientific]] evidence proves that emos are even more contagious and worse than [[Nigger\|niggas]], [[beaner]]s and [[Jew\|kikes]] combined. And that says something. At concerts, emos stand in place and watch the band play with their arms crossed, tossing their hair out of their eyes and sucking on their lip piercings and putting their hands in their jean pockets liek WHAT THE FVCK1!!!!		Conclusive [[science\|scientific]] evidence proves that emos are even more contagious and worse than [[Nigger\|niggas]], [[beaner]]s and [[Jew\|kikes]] combined. And that says something. At concerts, emos stand in place and watch the band play with their arms crossed, tossing their hair out of their eyes and sucking on their lip piercings and putting their hands in their jean pockets liek WHAT THE FVCK1!!!!

	[[File:Forzaiger.gif\|thumb\|right\|an emo girl demonstrating [[Fellatio\|what they do]] best.]]		[[File:Forzaiger.gif\|thumb\|right\|an emo [[girl]] demonstrating [[Fellatio\|what they do]] best.]]
	They all think they suffer from severe [[Narcissistic personality disorder\|narcissism]], leading them to believe that they alone know what [[pain series\|pain]] is, and that [[noone\|no one]] understands them, when in fact they are simply experiencing puberty; just like everyone else is. They all believe that their personal affliction could not be worse, that their life in their quiet suburban house with their own television and computer in their room is not just the worst life they could have, but the worst life anyone has had, ever. No one understands me!!! Some also think they're TOUGH AND BURLY because they enjoy [[pain series\|pain]]. For others it's cause they born with psychotic mental disorders after listening to the doctor. They think of the illness as a satanic curse that makes them think they're real life demons where they see no little good in themselves (Not that they try.) to continue out a path with change and let big meanie words give them reason enough to off themselves and be true heroes instead of the edged out story of a freak of nature.		They all think they suffer from severe [[Narcissistic personality disorder\|narcissism]], leading them to believe that they alone know what [[pain series\|pain]] is, and that [[noone\|no one]] understands them, when in fact they are simply experiencing puberty; just like everyone else is. They all believe that their personal affliction could not be worse, that their life in their quiet suburban house with their own television and computer in their room is not just the worst life they could have, but the worst life anyone has had, ever. No one understands me!!! Some also think they're TOUGH AND BURLY because they enjoy [[pain series\|pain]]. For others it's cause they born with psychotic mental disorders after listening to the doctor. They think of the illness as a satanic curse that makes them think they're real life demons where they see no little good in themselves (Not that they try.) to continue out a path with change and let big meanie words give them reason enough to off themselves and be true heroes instead of the edged out story of a freak of nature.

imported>Schnitzel: rmv red link

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	*[[WHEN I WAS]]		*[[WHEN I WAS]]
	*[[Secretlyevil9792]]		*[[Secretlyevil9792]]
	*[[Katelyn Nicole Davis]]

	==Moar videos==		==Moar videos==

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	{{quote\|<big>Why do you keep calling us emo faggots? Faggot means gay, gay means happy and emos aren't happy!!!</big>\|Emo cunt's reaction to trolling}}		{{quote\|<big>Why do you keep calling us emo faggots? Faggot means gay, gay means happy and emos aren't happy!!!</big>\|Emo cunt's reaction to trolling}}
	[[Image:Emokidhitler.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|[[German\|Kriechend in meiner Haut/diese Wunden werden nicht heilen... Angst ist wie ich falle]]]]		[[Image:Emokidhitler.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|[[German\|Kriechend in meiner Haut/diese Wunden werden nicht heilen... Angst ist wie ich falle]]]]

			{{Quote\|If life is fair, than why do roses have thorns?\|Emo piece of shit}}

			{{Quote\|Roses don't have thorns, they have pricks, or more scientifically, prickals you dumb piece of shit.\|A Horticulturalist}}


	[[Attention whore\|'''Emo''' or '''emofag''' or '''emowhore''']] was a [[Pretentious\|movement]] from the [[At least 100\|2000's]] which was an attempt to make [[fail\|normal teenage angst cool]] (a competition to win a pretension on this [[Oppression Olympics\|"my life sucks more than yours" contest]]). While everyone around them is also suffering from hormones and High School, they try to convince everyone that their suffering is somehow original. To break away from their normal suffering, followers of emo wear t-shirts of shitty bands like [[My Chemical Romance]], ridiculously bright jeans, [[Camwhore\|taking photos of themselves]] with a phone and uploading it on their [[Instagram]] account talking to strangers, growing a long fringe of freakishly long ass bangs to help warp their vision of the world. Sometimes they also might even dye it black. Otherwise they'll dye it blond for some reason or white because Gerard Way <s>did</s> had his hair white when [[Abuse\|he ejaculated on his hair from getting jacked off by his father.]] This vision causes the emos to insult people who are [[attention whore\|actually depressed]] [[IRL]] by making a [[fad]] of feigning their own dire depression. [[My Chemical Romance\|Emo music]] consists of [[insane]] amounts of lyrics about the [[lie\|greatness]] of being in the [[faggot\|emo style]] and the [[terror]] of not having [[hawt]] emo girl want to [[fuck you]]. Emo can be short for emotionally fucked up. Some emo songs deviate slightly, encouraging male listeners to [[Chuggo\|"Ahhh, c'mon, FUCK A GUY!"]]		[[Attention whore\|'''Emo''' or '''emofag''' or '''emowhore''']] was a [[Pretentious\|movement]] from the [[At least 100\|2000's]] which was an attempt to make [[fail\|normal teenage angst cool]] (a competition to win a pretension on this [[Oppression Olympics\|"my life sucks more than yours" contest]]). While everyone around them is also suffering from hormones and High School, they try to convince everyone that their suffering is somehow original. To break away from their normal suffering, followers of emo wear t-shirts of shitty bands like [[My Chemical Romance]], ridiculously bright jeans, [[Camwhore\|taking photos of themselves]] with a phone and uploading it on their [[Instagram]] account talking to strangers, growing a long fringe of freakishly long ass bangs to help warp their vision of the world. Sometimes they also might even dye it black. Otherwise they'll dye it blond for some reason or white because Gerard Way <s>did</s> had his hair white when [[Abuse\|he ejaculated on his hair from getting jacked off by his father.]] This vision causes the emos to insult people who are [[attention whore\|actually depressed]] [[IRL]] by making a [[fad]] of feigning their own dire depression. [[My Chemical Romance\|Emo music]] consists of [[insane]] amounts of lyrics about the [[lie\|greatness]] of being in the [[faggot\|emo style]] and the [[terror]] of not having [[hawt]] emo girl want to [[fuck you]]. Emo can be short for emotionally fucked up. Some emo songs deviate slightly, encouraging male listeners to [[Chuggo\|"Ahhh, c'mon, FUCK A GUY!"]]

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	Conclusive [[science\|scientific]] evidence proves that emos are even more contagious and worse than [[Nigger\|niggas]], [[beaner]]s and [[Jew\|kikes]] combined. And that says something. At concerts, emos stand in place and watch the band play with their arms crossed, tossing their hair out of their eyes and sucking on their lip piercings and putting their hands in their jean pockets liek WHAT THE FVCK1!!!!		Conclusive [[science\|scientific]] evidence proves that emos are even more contagious and worse than [[Nigger\|niggas]], [[beaner]]s and [[Jew\|kikes]] combined. And that says something. At concerts, emos stand in place and watch the band play with their arms crossed, tossing their hair out of their eyes and sucking on their lip piercings and putting their hands in their jean pockets liek WHAT THE FVCK1!!!!

	[[File:Forzaiger.gif\|thumb\|right\|an emo girl demonstrating [[Fellatio\|what they do]] best.]]		[[File:Forzaiger.gif\|thumb\|right\|an emo [[girl]] demonstrating [[Fellatio\|what they do]] best.]]
	They all think they suffer from severe [[Narcissistic personality disorder\|narcissism]], leading them to believe that they alone know what [[pain series\|pain]] is, and that [[noone\|no one]] understands them, when in fact they are simply experiencing puberty; just like everyone else is. They all believe that their personal affliction could not be worse, that their life in their quiet suburban house with their own television and computer in their room is not just the worst life they could have, but the worst life anyone has had, ever. No one understands me!!! Some also think they're TOUGH AND BURLY because they enjoy [[pain series\|pain]]. For others it's cause they born with psychotic mental disorders after listening to the doctor. They think of the illness as a satanic curse that makes them think they're real life demons where they see no little good in themselves (Not that they try.) to continue out a path with change and let big meanie words give them reason enough to off themselves and be true heroes instead of the edged out story of a freak of nature.		They all think they suffer from severe [[Narcissistic personality disorder\|narcissism]], leading them to believe that they alone know what [[pain series\|pain]] is, and that [[noone\|no one]] understands them, when in fact they are simply experiencing puberty; just like everyone else is. They all believe that their personal affliction could not be worse, that their life in their quiet suburban house with their own television and computer in their room is not just the worst life they could have, but the worst life anyone has had, ever. No one understands me!!! Some also think they're TOUGH AND BURLY because they enjoy [[pain series\|pain]]. For others it's cause they born with psychotic mental disorders after listening to the doctor. They think of the illness as a satanic curse that makes them think they're real life demons where they see no little good in themselves (Not that they try.) to continue out a path with change and let big meanie words give them reason enough to off themselves and be true heroes instead of the edged out story of a freak of nature.