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	[[Image:Earthasteroid.jpg\|thumb\|Earth, in better times.]]		[[Image:Earthasteroid.jpg\|thumb\|Earth, in better times.]]
	[[Image:Planet_Earth.jpg\|thumb\|Artist's rendition of the Earth.]]		[[Image:Planet_Earth.jpg\|thumb\|Artist's rendition of the Earth.]]

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	<center><font size="84"> MOSTLY HARMLESS.</font></center>		<center><font size="84"> MOSTLY HARMLESS.</font></center>

	Earth is a flat, hollow water and vegetation place. Its inhabitants consists of autistic furries knows as [[animal]]s; [[retard]]ed [[midget]]s known as [[child]]ren; [[scene kid]]s referred to as [[teenager]]s; stroppy twentysomethings; and sugar daddies and mommies. Half of its population want to fool [[you]], and the other half value you as high as a [[cameltoe]]. Since the [[Jews]] invented [[Global Warming]] and [[niggers]] started to litter their [[condoms]] and KFC buckets everywhere, it is often said that the Earth is doomed. However, this is a stupid point, as the Sun will proceed to [[asplode]] in [[over 9,000]] years, thus rendering all human achievements pointless.		Earth is a flat and hollow water and vegetation place. Its inhabitants consists of autistic furries knows as [[animal]]s; [[retard]]ed [[midget]]s known as [[child]]ren; [[scene kid]]s referred to as [[teenager]]s; stroppy twentysomethings; and sugar daddies and mommies. Half of its population want to fool [[you]], and the other half value you as high as a [[cameltoe]]. Since the [[Jews]] invented [[Global Warming]] and [[niggers]] started to litter their [[condoms]] and KFC buckets everywhere, it is often said that the Earth is doomed. However, this is a stupid point, as the Sun will proceed to [[asplode]] in [[over 9,000]] years, thus rendering all human achievements pointless.

	== Common Misconceptions About Earth ==		== Common Misconceptions About Earth ==

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	~~SHOBOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ~~		[[Image:Earthasteroid.jpg\|thumb\|Earth, in better times.]]
	{{~~swastimage~~\|~~Shabazz~~ Rule34.png\|~~100px~~}}")		[[Image:Planet_Earth.jpg\|thumb\|Artist's rendition of the Earth.]]
			[[Image:World_map.gif\|thumb\|Geography can be fun!]]

			<center><font size="84"> MOSTLY HARMLESS.</font></center>

			Earth is a flat, hollow water and vegetation place. Its inhabitants consists of autistic furries knows as [[animal]]s; [[retard]]ed [[midget]]s known as [[child]]ren; [[scene kid]]s referred to as [[teenager]]s; stroppy twentysomethings; and sugar daddies and mommies. Half of its population want to fool [[you]], and the other half value you as high as a [[cameltoe]]. Since the [[Jews]] invented [[Global Warming]] and [[niggers]] started to litter their [[condoms]] and KFC buckets everywhere, it is often said that the Earth is doomed. However, this is a stupid point, as the Sun will proceed to [[asplode]] in [[over 9,000]] years, thus rendering all human achievements pointless.

			== Common Misconceptions About Earth ==

			[[Image:PopePalpatine.jpg\|thumb\|The [[Pope]] begins his reign of darkness.]]

			{{colortext\|red\|'''MYTH:'''}} The Earth is a sphere with a circumference of 24,900 miles and orbits the sun alongside 7 other planets.
			<br>{{colortext\|blue\|'''FACT:'''}} The latest scientific research indicates that the Earth is the center of the universe and is actually a flat disk held up by four elephants standing on the back of a massive turtle. Most importantly, it is [http://www.reformation.org/stationary-earth.html stationary].

			{{colortext\|red\|'''MYTH:'''}} The Earth is harmless.
			<br>{{colortext\|blue\|'''FACT:'''}} The Earth is mostly harmless.

			{{colortext\|red\|'''MYTH:'''}} Humans are the only intelligent species in the solar system.
			<br>{{colortext\|blue\|'''FACT:'''}} There is no intelligent life on Earth. The last bastion of educated thought were the [[dinosaurs]], who were killed off by [[Jesus]]. On that day, intelligent life as we know it disappeared. One look at any [[emo]] or [[liberal]] community on [[LiveJournal]] proves this.

			{{colortext\|red\|'''MYTH:'''}} The planet's political state is controlled by a select group of humans.
			<br>{{colortext\|blue\|'''FACT:'''}} The planet is run by a race of [[Reptoid\|reptilian]] aliens taking the form of World Leaders.

			{{colortext\|red\|'''MYTH:'''}} The election of the new [[Pope]] will usher in a time of darkness for all to come.
			<br>{{colortext\|blue\|'''FACT:'''}} The [[Pope]] ''has already'' ushered in a time of darkness.

			== The [[Creation]] Of Earth ==

			There are two theories circulating the [[interbutts]] regarding how the Earth was created, causing much controversy on which one of them is true.

			The first of these theories is that the Earth was created by nothing which magically exploded for no reason and createdeverything. This idea is an obvious [[lie]] and was first hypothesized by evil scientists such as Ted Bundy and Albert [[Einstein]]. These people are the Devil and simply want to lead [[Christians]] astray from God, just for the [[lulz]], the sinful sinful lulz.

			For other theory—''the true one''—we need only look into our Bible. Chapter 1 of Genesis:

			<blockquote>''In the beginning [[God]] created the [[Heaven]]s and the Earth.''</blockquote>

			'Nuff fucking said, God did it. Science is the [[Devil]], and the Bible you must take it literally in every single way—or you are going to Hell.

			== Inhabitants ==

			As the science of "[[science fiction]]" tells us, every planet is inhabited by one dominating humanoid race; in the case of Earth, those are "[[humans]]". The humans are divided into three very loosely connected factions to ensure [[lulz]]:

			* '''The first world'''
			** The rich countries of the world. These countries are inhabited by obnoxious decadent assholes, which is why most parts of the first world seems to be in a constant crisis.
			* '''The second world'''
			** The semi-rich countries in the northern part of the world. People who live in the second world are pure [[pwnage]], or would have been if they hadn't been dominated by the hellish [[Russian]] supranationalistic superstate. Some nations managed to escape from this nightmare, but decided to join the hellish supranationalistic superstate of the [[European Union]] instead, for fear of being annexed by Russia.
			* '''The third world'''
			** The rest of so-called human civilization. People in these countries blame imperialism from the surrounding world for their poverty; but the truth is that the people here kill each other all the time, so they can never do any productive work. However, in Latin America (a segment of the third world), they decided to stop killing each other—except people in the drug and politics trade. Since politics affects all other parts of society, Latin America is doomed to [[fail]].

			== Globalization ==

			[[Last Thursday]], the world became more globose. This means [[you]] have to conform to the majority—or else [[you]] are [[doing it wrong]].

			== End of the Story ==

			It is often thought that the world will end in 2012, mainly because some old calendar finally finishes on that year... or something. By 2014, this theory
			began to lose some of its credibility. (Note: a calendar running out will erase the world only to the extent that your pen running out erases the English language. Wait... [[Oh sh-\|OH SH-]])

			In actuality, the world will end when the U.S. and [http://www.freewebs.com/weamstherussians/mapsoftheworld.htm Russia] decide to stop arguing over who has the bigger dick and nuke us all.

			<center>
			<youtube>OciFOp6DWJM</youtube>
			<youtube>JqABQOAFkDc</youtube>
			</center>

			== Galleries ==

			<center>
			<gallery perrow="5">
			File:Earth explodes.jpg
			File:Earth Destroyed.jpg
			File:Earth sex.gif
			File:Flat-earth-society.jpg
			File:Will after earth 11sec12.jpg
			</gallery>
			</center>

			{{cg\|[[Rule 34]]\|Rule34\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
			File:Tom of Finland fucking Earth (highres scan).png
			File:Women with tattoo of Tom of Finland fucking Earth.jpg
			File:Earth with a vagina.jpg
			File:Earth--it could have formed this way.jpg
			File:Earth goatse (heat map).png
			</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="5">
			File:Earth's major oral sex outlines.png
			File:World map.jpg
			File:Earth gets cockblocked by Mercury.png
			File:Penis crashes into the earth.png\|[[Swedish]] dark magic can cause astronomically large penises to crash into Scandinavia.
			File:Cosmic furry did it for the lulz.jpg
			File:Cosmic furry destroys Earth with penis.jpg
			File:Cosmic dragon furry destroys Earth via anal insertion.jpg
			File:Cosmic anime girl destorys Earth with urine.jpg
			File:Cosmic futanari destroys Earth with penis.jpg
			File:Gay tentacle porn of Earth.png
			File:Faggottree.png\|Nature has a fucked up sense of humor man
			</gallery>}}

			== See Also ==

			* [[Flat Earth Society]] – How to troll people who live on Earth.
			* [[Have you heard about Pangea Day?]]
			* [[Pluto]]
			* [[Za Warudo]]
			* [[The Moon]]
			* [[Eclipse]]

			{{Science}}
			{{Solar System}}

			[[Category:Locations]]
			[[Category:Science]]
			[[Category:IRL Shit]]

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	~~[[Image:Earthasteroid.jpg\|thumb\|Earth, in better times.]]~~		SHOBOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
	~~[[Image:Planet_Earth.jpg\|thumb\|Artist's rendition of the Earth.]]~~		{{swastimage\|Shabazz Rule34.png\|100px}}")
	~~[[Image:World_map.gif\|thumb\|Geography can be fun!]]~~

	~~<center><font size="84"> MOSTLY HARMLESS.</font></center>~~

	Earth is a flat, hollow water and vegetation place. Its inhabitants consists of autistic furries knows as [[animal]]s; [[retard]]ed [[midget]]s known as [[child]]ren; [[scene kid]]s referred to as [[teenager]]s; stroppy twentysomethings; and sugar daddies and mommies. Half of its population want to fool [[you]], and the other half value you as high as a [[cameltoe]]. Since the [[Jews]] invented [[Global Warming]] and [[niggers]] started to litter their [[condoms]] and KFC buckets everywhere, it is often said that the Earth is doomed. However, this is a stupid point, as the Sun will proceed to [[asplode]] in [[over 9,000]] years, thus rendering all human achievements pointless.

	~~== Common Misconceptions About Earth ==~~

	~~[[Image:PopePalpatine.jpg\|thumb\|The [[Pope]] begins his reign of darkness.]]~~

	{{~~colortext~~\|~~red\|'''MYTH:'''}} The Earth is a sphere with a circumference of 24,900 miles and orbits the sun alongside 7 other planets~~.
	<br>{{colortext\|blue\|'''FACT:'''}} The latest scientific research indicates that the Earth is the center of the universe and is actually a flat disk held up by four elephants standing on the back of a massive turtle. Most importantly, it is [http://www.reformation.org/stationary-earth.html stationary].

	~~{{colortext\|red\|'''MYTH:'''}} The Earth is harmless.~~
	~~<br>{{colortext\|blue~~\|~~'''FACT:'''~~}} ~~The Earth is mostly harmless.~~

	~~{{colortext\|red\|'''MYTH:'''}} Humans are the only intelligent species in the solar system.~~
	<br>{{colortext\|blue\|'''FACT:'''}} There is no intelligent life on Earth. The last bastion of educated thought were the [[dinosaurs]], who were killed off by [[Jesus]]. On that day, intelligent life as we know it disappeared. One look at any [[emo]] or [[liberal]] community on [[LiveJournal]] proves this.

	~~{{colortext\|red\|'''MYTH:'''}} The planet's political state is controlled by a select group of humans.~~
	~~<br>{{colortext\|blue\|'''FACT:'''}} The planet is run by a race of [[Reptoid\|reptilian]] aliens taking the form of World Leaders.~~

	~~{{colortext\|red\|'''MYTH:'''}} The election of the new [[Pope]] will usher in a time of darkness for all to come.~~
	~~<br>{{colortext\|blue\|'''FACT:'''}} The [[Pope]] ''has already'' ushered in a time of darkness.~~

	~~== The [[Creation]] Of Earth ==~~

	~~There are two theories circulating the [[interbutts]] regarding how the Earth was created, causing much controversy on which one of them is true.~~

	The first of these theories is that the Earth was created by nothing which magically exploded for no reason and createdeverything. This idea is an obvious [[lie]] and was first hypothesized by evil scientists such as Ted Bundy and Albert [[Einstein]]. These people are the Devil and simply want to lead [[Christians]] astray from God, just for the [[lulz]], the sinful sinful lulz.

	~~For other theory—''the true one''—we need only look into our Bible. Chapter 1 of Genesis:~~

	~~<blockquote>''In the beginning [[God]] created the [[Heaven]]s and the Earth.''</blockquote>~~

	~~'Nuff fucking said, God did it. Science is the [[Devil]], and the Bible you must take it literally in every single way—or you are going to Hell.~~

	~~== Inhabitants ==~~

	~~As the science of~~ "[[science fiction]]" tells us, every planet is inhabited by one dominating humanoid race; in the case of Earth, those are "[[humans]]". The humans are divided into three very loosely connected factions to ensure [[lulz]]:

	* '''The first world'''
	** The rich countries of the world. These countries are inhabited by obnoxious decadent assholes, which is why most parts of the first world seems to be in a constant crisis.
	* '''The second world'''
	** The semi-rich countries in the northern part of the world. People who live in the second world are pure [[pwnage]], or would have been if they hadn't been dominated by the hellish [[Russian]] supranationalistic superstate. Some nations managed to escape from this nightmare, but decided to join the hellish supranationalistic superstate of the [[European Union]] instead, for fear of being annexed by Russia.
	* '''The third world'''
	** The rest of so-called human civilization. People in these countries blame imperialism from the surrounding world for their poverty; but the truth is that the people here kill each other all the time, so they can never do any productive work. However, in Latin America (a segment of the third world), they decided to stop killing each other—except people in the drug and politics trade. Since politics affects all other parts of society, Latin America is doomed to [[fail]].

	~~== Globalization ==~~

	~~[[Last Thursday]], the world became more globose. This means [[you]] have to conform to the majority—or else [[you]] are [[doing it wrong]].~~

	~~== End of the Story ==~~

	~~It is often thought that the world will end in 2012, mainly because some old calendar finally finishes on that year... or something. By 2014, this theory~~
	~~began to lose some of its credibility. (Note: a calendar running out will erase the world only to the extent that your pen running out erases the English language. Wait... [[Oh sh-\|OH SH-]])~~

	~~In actuality, the world will end when the U.S. and [http://www.freewebs.com/weamstherussians/mapsoftheworld.htm Russia] decide to stop arguing over who has the bigger dick and nuke us all.~~

	~~<center>~~
	~~<youtube>OciFOp6DWJM</youtube>~~
	~~<youtube>JqABQOAFkDc</youtube>~~
	~~</center>~~

	~~== Galleries ==~~

	~~<center>~~
	~~<gallery perrow="5">~~
	~~File:Earth explodes.jpg~~
	~~File:Earth Destroyed.jpg~~
	~~File:Earth sex.gif~~
	~~File:Flat-earth-society.jpg~~
	~~File:Will after earth 11sec12.jpg~~
	~~</gallery>~~
	~~</center>~~

	~~{{cg\|[[Rule 34]]\|Rule34\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">~~
	~~File:Tom of Finland fucking Earth (highres scan~~)~~.png~~
	~~File:Women with tattoo of Tom of Finland fucking Earth.jpg~~
	~~File:Earth with a vagina.jpg~~
	~~File:Earth--it could have formed this way.jpg~~
	~~File:Earth goatse (heat map).png~~
	~~</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="5">~~
	~~File:Earth's major oral sex outlines.png~~
	~~File:World map.jpg~~
	~~File:Earth gets cockblocked by Mercury.png~~
	~~File:Penis crashes into the earth.png\|[[Swedish]] dark magic can cause astronomically large penises to crash into Scandinavia.~~
	~~File:Cosmic furry did it for the lulz.jpg~~
	~~File:Cosmic furry destroys Earth with penis.jpg~~
	~~File:Cosmic dragon furry destroys Earth via anal insertion.jpg~~
	~~File:Cosmic anime girl destorys Earth with urine.jpg~~
	~~File:Cosmic futanari destroys Earth with penis.jpg~~
	~~File:Gay tentacle porn of Earth.png~~
	~~File:Faggottree.png\|Nature has a fucked up sense of humor man~~
	~~</gallery>}}~~

	~~== See Also ==~~

	* [[Flat Earth Society]] – How to troll people who live on Earth.
	* [[Have you heard about Pangea Day?]]
	* [[Pluto]]
	* [[Za Warudo]]
	* [[The Moon]]
	* [[Eclipse]]

	~~{{Science}}~~
	~~{{Solar System}}~~

	~~[[Category:Locations]]~~
	~~[[Category:Science]]~~
	~~[[Category:IRL Shit]]~~

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	<center><font size="84"> MOSTLY HARMLESS.</font></center>		<center><font size="84"> MOSTLY HARMLESS.</font></center>

	Earth is a water and vegetation place. Its inhabitants consists of autistic furries knows as [[animal]]s; [[retard]]ed [[midget]]s known as [[child]]ren; [[scene kid]]s referred to as [[teenager]]s; stroppy twentysomethings; and sugar daddies and mommies. Half of its population want to fool [[you]], and the other half value you as high as a [[cameltoe]]. Since the [[Jews]] invented [[Global Warming]] and [[niggers]] started to litter their [[condoms]] and KFC buckets everywhere, it is often said that the Earth is doomed. However, this is a stupid point, as the Sun will proceed to [[asplode]] in [[over 9,000]] years, thus rendering all human achievements pointless.		Earth is a flat, hollow water and vegetation place. Its inhabitants consists of autistic furries knows as [[animal]]s; [[retard]]ed [[midget]]s known as [[child]]ren; [[scene kid]]s referred to as [[teenager]]s; stroppy twentysomethings; and sugar daddies and mommies. Half of its population want to fool [[you]], and the other half value you as high as a [[cameltoe]]. Since the [[Jews]] invented [[Global Warming]] and [[niggers]] started to litter their [[condoms]] and KFC buckets everywhere, it is often said that the Earth is doomed. However, this is a stupid point, as the Sun will proceed to [[asplode]] in [[over 9,000]] years, thus rendering all human achievements pointless.

	== Common Misconceptions About Earth ==		== Common Misconceptions About Earth ==

imported>Hagibor: /* See Also */

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imported>AlGore: /* Galleries */

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Galleries

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			File:Faggottree.png\|Nature has a fucked up sense of humor man
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End of the Story

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	In actuality, the world will end when the U.S. and [http://www.freewebs.com/weamstherussians/mapsoftheworld.htm Russia] decide to stop arguing over who has the bigger dick and nuke us all.		In actuality, the world will end when the U.S. and [http://www.freewebs.com/weamstherussians/mapsoftheworld.htm Russia] decide to stop arguing over who has the bigger dick and nuke us all.

			<center>
	<youtube>OciFOp6DWJM</youtube>		<youtube>OciFOp6DWJM</youtube>
	<youtube>JqABQOAFkDc</youtube>		<youtube>JqABQOAFkDc</youtube>
			</center>

	== Galleries ==		== Galleries ==

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Galleries

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	== Galleries ==		== Galleries ==

			<center>
	<gallery perrow="5">		<gallery perrow="5">
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	</gallery>		</gallery>
			</center>

	{{cg~~\|Fail~~\|[[Rule 34]]\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">		{{cg\|[[Rule 34]]\|Rule34\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
	File:Tom of Finland fucking Earth (highres scan).png		File:Tom of Finland fucking Earth (highres scan).png
	File:Women with tattoo of Tom of Finland fucking Earth.jpg		File:Women with tattoo of Tom of Finland fucking Earth.jpg

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	[[Image:Earthasteroid.jpg\|thumb\|Earth, in better times.]]		[[Image:Earthasteroid.jpg\|thumb\|Earth, in better times.]]
	[[Image:Planet_Earth.jpg\|thumb\|Artist's rendition of the Earth.]]		[[Image:Planet_Earth.jpg\|thumb\|Artist's rendition of the Earth.]]

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	* [[Za Warudo]]		* [[Za Warudo]]
	* [[The Moon]]		* [[The Moon]]
			* [[Eclipse]]

	{{Science}}		{{Science}}