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 Only tight, naive, Christian bitches should obsess over the dirty end of a clean cock, as they are the only humans designed to procreate as [[God]] intended.
 '''Pseudo-Intellectual Bitch'''
 '''Nietzsche''' is pronounced like '''peachy''', you smarmy whore! Infant tits, [[GTFO|and you know the rest!]]
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	[[File:Dr_evil.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Dr. Evil says: "You're quasi-evil, you're semi-evil, you're the margarine of evil, you're the diet coke of evil, you're the ELE of evil...just twenty faggots, not evil enough."]]		[[File:Dr_evil.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Dr. Evil says: "You're quasi-evil, you're semi-evil, you're the margarine of evil, you're the diet coke of evil, you're the ELE of evil...just twenty faggots, not evil enough."]]


	The Evil League of Evil ('''ELE''') is the official committee of [[anti-lulz]], as well as a panoply of unfunny fucks who congested [[JewTube]] for a couple of months because [[Fag\|Neil Patrick Harris]] and a horse told them to.		The Evil League of Evil ('''ELE''') is the official committee of [[anti-lulz]], as well as a panoply of unfunny fucks who congested [[JewTube]] for a couple of months because [[Fag\|Neil Patrick Harris]] and a horse told them to.
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	Eventually, people stopped going to that website to watch NPH sing like shit for the (anti-?)lulz, so in order to promote more viewers and revive interest, they held a contest to get the [[Losers\|cream of the crop]] to join their fictitious group. Every "application" features some [[Lie\|bright, shining talent]], including [[Furry\|puppeteers]], [[Camwhore\|professional actors]], and virtually anyone who could find last year's Halloween costume and make [[Dildo\|props]] using household items, each of whom must [[WTF\|politely convince]] an imaginary guild from a forty-minute parody video that they are [[Douche\|evil]].		Eventually, people stopped going to that website to watch NPH sing like shit for the (anti-?)lulz, so in order to promote more viewers and revive interest, they held a contest to get the [[Losers\|cream of the crop]] to join their fictitious group. Every "application" features some [[Lie\|bright, shining talent]], including [[Furry\|puppeteers]], [[Camwhore\|professional actors]], and virtually anyone who could find last year's Halloween costume and make [[Dildo\|props]] using household items, each of whom must [[WTF\|politely convince]] an imaginary guild from a forty-minute parody video that they are [[Douche\|evil]].

	Of course, no ELE applicant is evil in the way that genocidal dictators are evil, or in the way that Islam is evil, or in the way that Fox News is evil. ELE applicants are more evil in the way that getting into a PG-13 movie when you're really only twelve and a half is evil, or in the way that forgetting to push down your Pull-Ups before you make a little tinkle is evil. They are evil in the way that posting yourself booming strings of big words and dumbfuck puns on JewTube is evil.		Of course, no ELE applicant is evil in the way that genocidal dictators are evil, or in the way that [[Terrorism\|Islam]] is evil, or in the way that Fox News is evil. ELE applicants are more evil in the way that getting into a PG-13 movie when you're really only twelve and a half is evil, or in the way that forgetting to push down your Pull-Ups before you make a little tinkle is evil. They are evil in the way that posting yourself booming strings of [[tl;dr\|big words]] and dumbfuck puns on JewTube is evil.

			[[Some Argue\|It is widely held that]] while the movie featuring the ELE is anti-lulz dogshit, the ELE contest is actually lulzy because it is so full of shameless, wanton, [[AIDS]]-pumping [[fail]] and comes from [[Dork\|everyday people]] [[Desperate\|giving their all]] for [[E-fame\|imaginary glory]]. This is one of many of JewTube's confirmed cases of [[The Comprehensive Theory of Lulz\|anti-lulz producing lulz]] within the [[internet hate machine]].

			[[Last Thursday]], the ELE picked ten or so [[Irony\|"winnarz"]] and bred yet another brand of JewTube pseudo-celebrities.


			==Real ELE "Winners"==
			'''Jew Baby Dick Fondler'''

			Don't let the name fool you, he's also a man dick fondler, hence the ten men who [[Buttsecks\|stand behind him]] through [[Turd\|thick]] and [[Diarrhea\|thin]].

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			Only tight, naive, Christian bitches should obsess over the dirty end of a clean cock, as they are the only humans designed to procreate as [[God]] intended.

	~~It is widely held that while the movie featuring the ELE is anti~~-~~lulz dogshit, the ELE contest~~ is ~~actually lulzy because it is so full of shameless~~, ~~wanton~~, ~~AIDS-pumping fail~~ and ~~comes from everyday people giving their all for imaginary glory. This is one of many of JewTube's confirmed cases of anti-lulz producing lulz within~~ the ~~internet hate machine.~~		'''Pseudo-Intellectual Bitch'''
			'''Nietzsche''' is pronounced like '''peachy''', you smarmy whore! Infant tits, [[GTFO\|and you know the rest!]]
			<center><youtube>kj6WUZGIPrg</youtube></center>

	~~Last Thursday,~~ the ~~ELE picked ten or so "winnarz" and bred yet another brand~~ of ~~JewTube pseudo~~-~~celebrities~~.		{quote\|I have my Ph.D. from the University of Phoenix Online. It's a lot easier to fake being an older age when you [[Cyber\|don't have to do it in person]]\|Pseudo-Intellectual Bitch, on how she lets professors jizz to her private pics on Pornhub.}}

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[[File:Dr_evil.jpg|right|thumb|Dr. Evil says: "You're quasi-evil, you're semi-evil, you're the margarine of evil, you're the diet coke of evil, you're the ELE of evil...just twenty faggots, not evil enough."]]

The Evil League of Evil ('''ELE''') is the official committee of [[anti-lulz]], as well as a panoply of unfunny fucks who congested [[JewTube]] for a couple of months because [[Fag|Neil Patrick Harris]] and a horse told them to.

==''Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog''==

One day, Neil Patrick Harris woke up and realized he wasn't [[NAMBLA|America]]'s [[Shotacon|fantasy child star]] anymore, so he decided to turn tricks [[Doing it wrong|sucking off dudes]] to make headlines and jumped at any script that he was offered so that Baby Boomer pedophiles could still blow their spooge on the Doogie.

One day, a script for ''Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog'' landed on NPH's lap after he [[Buttsecks|convinced a movie producer to give him a role]]. Assuming that the movie was [[Bestiality|just what he needed to get back into the limelight]], he promptly accepted and has been milking Dr. Evil's evil persona ever since.

Because the movie is an internet movie, there are [[Black|no black cast members.]] [[Abraham Biggs]] was originally approached to play Dead Bowie, but he declined, citing [[Xanax|prior engagements]].

On the set, NPH was said to be abusive and crass to other cast members, frequently complaining that if Bad Horse got a bucket of oats in his stall, then he should get a bucket of [[Faggoth|shit and semen]] in his trailer. Other cast members have said that NPH constantly forgot his lines and had [[AIDS|GRID]]-induced dizzy spells and blackouts on set.

==The ELE Contest==

Eventually, people stopped going to that website to watch NPH sing like shit for the (anti-?)lulz, so in order to promote more viewers and revive interest, they held a contest to get the [[Losers|cream of the crop]] to join their fictitious group. Every "application" features some [[Lie|bright, shining talent]], including [[Furry|puppeteers]], [[Camwhore|professional actors]], and virtually anyone who could find last year's Halloween costume and make [[Dildo|props]] using household items, each of whom must [[WTF|politely convince]] an imaginary guild from a forty-minute parody video that they are [[Douche|evil]].

Of course, no ELE applicant is evil in the way that genocidal dictators are evil, or in the way that Islam is evil, or in the way that Fox News is evil. ELE applicants are more evil in the way that getting into a PG-13 movie when you're really only twelve and a half is evil, or in the way that forgetting to push down your Pull-Ups before you make a little tinkle is evil. They are evil in the way that posting yourself booming strings of big words and dumbfuck puns on JewTube is evil.

It is widely held that while the movie featuring the ELE is anti-lulz dogshit, the ELE contest is actually lulzy because it is so full of shameless, wanton, AIDS-pumping fail and comes from everyday people giving their all for imaginary glory. This is one of many of JewTube's confirmed cases of anti-lulz producing lulz within the internet hate machine.

Last Thursday, the ELE picked ten or so "winnarz" and bred yet another brand of JewTube pseudo-celebrities.