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Psychotic Dictatorship: /* See Also */

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	==The Attacker==		==The Attacker==
	~~{\| align="center" style="width: 100%; background-color: Black; border: 3px solid Red; border-collapse: separate; border-spacing: 5px"~~		{{attacker\|jk}}
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	<div style="text-align: left; padding: 10px"><big>'''<font color="Red">Somebody call the Waaaambulance!!!1! <br /></font>'''</big><font color="Red"> This user is a [[butthurt]] [[emo]] faggot with a [[Grudgewank\|personal vendetta]] who writes [[Shitty Attack Article]]s about [[Nobody gives a shit\|people that nobody even gives a flying fuck about]]. You can help by [[Special:Log/delete\|flushing his or her shitty articles]], [[Banhammer\|raping this user]], [[User talk:{{~~PAGENAME}}\|spamming their talkpage]], and/or [[Special:Contributions/{{PAGENAME}}\|reverting their edits]] to [[IDIFTL\|rub it in]]. </font></div>~~
	\|}
	~~{{#if:~~jk~~\|\|[[Category:Deathrow]]~~}}

	This particular EDiot is often responsible for articles that have [[why is there an article\|no lulz or categorizing of internet events.]] They enter ED under the belief that it is an [[4chan\|internet hate machine]], solely created by bitter and resentful people so as to complain about stuff they don't like. This type of EDiot is what most people on the [[series of tubes\|internetz]] and [[IRL]] view Encyclopedia Dramatica to be infested with, causing a lot of ill-advised hate towards our [[offended\|beautiful]] site. So it is best to report this type of cancer riddled user directly to the [[sysops\|authorities]].		This particular EDiot is often responsible for articles that have [[why is there an article\|no lulz or categorizing of internet events.]] They enter ED under the belief that it is an [[4chan\|internet hate machine]], solely created by bitter and resentful people so as to complain about stuff they don't like. This type of EDiot is what most people on the [[series of tubes\|internetz]] and [[IRL]] view Encyclopedia Dramatica to be infested with, causing a lot of ill-advised hate towards our [[offended\|beautiful]] site. So it is best to report this type of cancer riddled user directly to the [[sysops\|authorities]].

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	==The Attacker==		==The Attacker==
	{{~~Template~~:~~Attacker~~}}		{\| align="center" style="width: 100%; background-color: Black; border: 3px solid Red; border-collapse: separate; border-spacing: 5px"
			\| style="border: 5px solid Red; background-color: Black; padding: 10px; margin: 0px" \| [[File:EmoIcon.png\|80px]]
			\| style="width: 100%; text-align: center; padding: 5px; margin: 0px" \|
			<div style="text-align: left; padding: 10px"><big>'''<font color="Red">Somebody call the Waaaambulance!!!1! <br /></font>'''</big><font color="Red"> This user is a [[butthurt]] [[emo]] faggot with a [[Grudgewank\|personal vendetta]] who writes [[Shitty Attack Article]]s about [[Nobody gives a shit\|people that nobody even gives a flying fuck about]]. You can help by [[Special:Log/delete\|flushing his or her shitty articles]], [[Banhammer\|raping this user]], [[User talk:{{PAGENAME}}\|spamming their talkpage]], and/or [[Special:Contributions/{{PAGENAME}}\|reverting their edits]] to [[IDIFTL\|rub it in]]. </font></div>
			\|}
			{{#if:jk\|\|[[Category:Deathrow]]}}

	This particular EDiot is often responsible for articles that have [[why is there an article\|no lulz or categorizing of internet events.]] They enter ED under the belief that it is an [[4chan\|internet hate machine]], solely created by bitter and resentful people so as to complain about stuff they don't like. This type of EDiot is what most people on the [[series of tubes\|internetz]] and [[IRL]] view Encyclopedia Dramatica to be infested with, causing a lot of ill-advised hate towards our [[offended\|beautiful]] site. So it is best to report this type of cancer riddled user directly to the [[sysops\|authorities]].		This particular EDiot is often responsible for articles that have [[why is there an article\|no lulz or categorizing of internet events.]] They enter ED under the belief that it is an [[4chan\|internet hate machine]], solely created by bitter and resentful people so as to complain about stuff they don't like. This type of EDiot is what most people on the [[series of tubes\|internetz]] and [[IRL]] view Encyclopedia Dramatica to be infested with, causing a lot of ill-advised hate towards our [[offended\|beautiful]] site. So it is best to report this type of cancer riddled user directly to the [[sysops\|authorities]].

imported>Coolbreeze88: /* EDiot Social-life */

2016-08-17T05:23:57Z

EDiot Social-life

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	ZOMG THESE TUMBLEWEEDS ARE SUCH AND OVERUSED MEME!!!~~coolbreeze88 making a rational and civil accusation

			"ZOMG THESE TUMBLEWEEDS ARE SUCH AND OVERUSED MEME!!!"~~coolbreeze88 making a rational and civil accusation
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imported>Coolbreeze88: /* EDiot Social-life */

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EDiot Social-life

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	==EDiot Social-life==		==EDiot Social-life==
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			ZOMG THESE TUMBLEWEEDS ARE SUCH AND OVERUSED MEME!!!~~coolbreeze88 making a rational and civil accusation
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imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 21:31, 16 December 2015

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	This is an EDiot that still plays with [[yugioh\|Yu-Gay-Oh]] cards and has no hairs on his testicles. Note a large number of grammatical errors in this user's EDits, note also their inability to read anything longer than a sentence, so it is difficult for them to learn. A quick clean and fun way to teach them about the fundamentals of Encyclopedia Dramatica is to spam their userpage with a hot piping plate of [[pain series]]. The users underage mind will not be able to fathom these kinds of images, which will result in uncontrollable bouts of ''[[I'm 12 years old and what is this?]]'' before a complete Cerebral Aneurysm.		This is an EDiot that still plays with [[yugioh\|Yu-Gay-Oh]] cards and has no hairs on his testicles. Note a large number of grammatical errors in this user's EDits, note also their inability to read anything longer than a sentence, so it is difficult for them to learn. A quick clean and fun way to teach them about the fundamentals of Encyclopedia Dramatica is to spam their userpage with a hot piping plate of [[pain series]]. The users underage mind will not be able to fathom these kinds of images, which will result in uncontrollable bouts of ''[[I'm 12 years old and what is this?]]'' before a complete Cerebral Aneurysm.

	The underage EDiot does not even comprehend the word satire, so should be kept well away from this site, and [[/b/]], and all computers actually, mainly because it is their [[goofy time\|bed time]].		The underage EDiot does not even comprehend the word satire, so should be kept well away from this site, and [[b/\|/b/]], and all computers actually, mainly because it is their [[goofy time\|bed time]].

	==The Highschooler==		==The Highschooler==
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
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	*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=EDiot&defid=2581810 Urban Dictionary definition of an EDiot]		*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=EDiot&defid=2581810 Urban Dictionary definition of an EDiot]

	~~<br>~~
	{{~~language~~}}		{{Language}}
	{{~~dying alone~~}}		{{Dying Alone}}
	{{Timeline\|Featured article August 17 & August 18, [[2011]]\|[[Ron Paul]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[DrMusic2]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article August 17 & August 18, [[2011]]\|[[Ron Paul]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[DrMusic2]]}}

	[[Category:Trolls]]		[[Category:Trolls]]
	[[Category:Cliques]]		[[Category:Cliques]]
	[[Category:Internet Superheroes]]		[[Category:Internet Superheroes]]

imported>While at 03:18, 24 October 2015

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	Directly related to ''The underage'', this EDiot is striving to pass his exams so it is understandable that they cannot grasp the concept of ED, often spending hours creating long [[unfunny]] edits about people that are making them sad, [[baw]]. Much like ''The attacker'' but afraid to use naughty swearwords.		Directly related to ''The underage'', this EDiot is striving to pass his exams so it is understandable that they cannot grasp the concept of ED, often spending hours creating long [[unfunny]] edits about people that are making them sad, [[baw]]. Much like ''The attacker'' but afraid to use naughty swearwords.

	This EDiot comes home after a hard day of skool, switches on some [[shit\|super wicked]] dubstep and adds another angled, sepia profile picture to his [[facebook]] account. The highschooler then edits his article about a cheerleader he hates complete with [[dox]], and proceeds to [[fap\|masturbate]] to a picture of said cheerleader ~~whilst~~ weeping silently, only to have his mother walk in on him. Throwing a pencil case at the closing door, ''The highschooler'' screams '''[[leave me alone\|LEAVE ME ALONE!!1111!!]]'''		This EDiot comes home after a hard day of skool, switches on some [[shit\|super wicked]] dubstep and adds another angled, sepia profile picture to his [[facebook]] account. The highschooler then edits his article about a cheerleader he hates complete with [[dox]], and proceeds to [[fap\|masturbate]] to a picture of said cheerleader while weeping silently, only to have his mother walk in on him. Throwing a pencil case at the closing door, ''The highschooler'' screams '''[[leave me alone\|LEAVE ME ALONE!!1111!!]]'''

	==The Uncyclopedian==		==The Uncyclopedian==
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	[[Weeaboo]], [[camwhore]], [[fat]] fucks that have nothing better to do other than constantly edit the [[Anime]] portal, reverting anything vaguely negative ~~whilst~~ slowly pushing a lubed up figurine of [[sailor moon]] into their [[in the butt\|anus]].		[[Weeaboo]], [[camwhore]], [[fat]] fucks that have nothing better to do other than constantly edit the [[Anime]] portal, reverting anything vaguely negative while slowly pushing a lubed up figurine of [[sailor moon]] into their [[in the butt\|anus]].

	Don't worry though, its easy to seek out these particular EDiots for a swift [[raep]]-n-[[ban]], due to their meticulously fashioned userpages, decorated with a swarm of gigantic animu eyes, [[disgusting\|adorable]] typed emoticons, and talk pages covered in various arse licking and dick sucking from all their other gaiafag friends. These EDiots are also relatively easy to [[troll]] into depression, just constantly insinuate that they are fat diseased middle aged men, [[truth\|which they are]].		Don't worry though, its easy to seek out these particular EDiots for a swift [[raep]]-n-[[ban]], due to their meticulously fashioned userpages, decorated with a swarm of gigantic animu eyes, [[disgusting\|adorable]] typed emoticons, and talk pages covered in various arse licking and dick sucking from all their other gaiafag friends. These EDiots are also relatively easy to [[troll]] into depression, just constantly insinuate that they are fat diseased middle aged men, [[truth\|which they are]].

imported>Schnookums: Reverted edits by Shithead nigger (talk) to last revision by Noone

2015-04-08T18:01:22Z

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]		*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]
			*[[MIA Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]
	*[[Dramacrat]]		*[[Dramacrat]]
	*[[Dramatician]]		*[[Dramatician]]

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	==The Attacker==		==The Attacker==
	~~{\| align="center" style="width: 100%; background-color: Black; border: 3px solid Red; border-collapse: separate; border-spacing: 5px"~~		{{attacker\|jk}}
	~~\| style="border: 5px solid Red; background-color: Black; padding: 10px; margin: 0px" \| [[File:EmoIcon.png\|80px]]~~
	~~\| style="width: 100%; text-align: center; padding: 5px; margin: 0px" \|~~
	<div style="text-align: left; padding: 10px"><big>'''<font color="Red">Somebody call the Waaaambulance!!!1! <br /></font>'''</big><font color="Red"> This user is a [[butthurt]] [[emo]] faggot with a [[Grudgewank\|personal vendetta]] who writes [[Shitty Attack Article]]s about [[Nobody gives a shit\|people that nobody even gives a flying fuck about]]. You can help by [[Special:Log/delete\|flushing his or her shitty articles]], [[Banhammer\|raping this user]], [[User talk:{{~~PAGENAME}}\|spamming their talkpage]], and/or [[Special:Contributions/{{PAGENAME}}\|reverting their edits]] to [[IDIFTL\|rub it in]]. </font></div>~~
	\|}
	~~{{#if:~~jk~~\|\|[[Category:Deathrow]]~~}}

	This particular EDiot is often responsible for articles that have [[why is there an article\|no lulz or categorizing of internet events.]] They enter ED under the belief that it is an [[4chan\|internet hate machine]], solely created by bitter and resentful people so as to complain about stuff they don't like. This type of EDiot is what most people on the [[series of tubes\|internetz]] and [[IRL]] view Encyclopedia Dramatica to be infested with, causing a lot of ill-advised hate towards our [[offended\|beautiful]] site. So it is best to report this type of cancer riddled user directly to the [[sysops\|authorities]].		This particular EDiot is often responsible for articles that have [[why is there an article\|no lulz or categorizing of internet events.]] They enter ED under the belief that it is an [[4chan\|internet hate machine]], solely created by bitter and resentful people so as to complain about stuff they don't like. This type of EDiot is what most people on the [[series of tubes\|internetz]] and [[IRL]] view Encyclopedia Dramatica to be infested with, causing a lot of ill-advised hate towards our [[offended\|beautiful]] site. So it is best to report this type of cancer riddled user directly to the [[sysops\|authorities]].