ED Lifecycle - Revision history

imported>CrackRabbit at 13:50, 15 October 2022

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imported>CrackRabbit at 13:50, 15 October 2022

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imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: Grammar

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Grammar

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	===Lifestyle change===		===Lifestyle change===
	[[Thedreadedkettle]] stopped coming to ED and was eventually seen donating to [[WikiFur\|the furry wiki]]. [[Blu Aardvark]] occasionally tried to quit ED due to [[Christianity\|moral]] reasons, but has always came back. [[Wattage]] is also rumored to have quit due to his newfound devotion to [[Jesus Christ\|TEH JEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZUSSSSSSSSSSSS]], but this is only alleged. [[Zenophile]] disappeared without a trace, some think he may have started taking the [[cosplay]] a bit [[Rennies\|too far]].		[[Thedreadedkettle]] stopped coming to ED and was eventually seen donating to [[WikiFur\|the furry wiki]]. [[Blu Aardvark]] occasionally tried to quit ED due to [[Christianity\|moral]] reasons, but has always came back. [[Wattage]] is also rumored to have quit due to his newfound devotion to [[Jesus Christ\|TEH JEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZUSSSSSSSSSSSS]], but this is only alleged. [[Zenophile]] disappeared without a trace; some think he may have started taking the [[cosplay]] a bit [[Rennies\|too far]].

	== See also ==		== See also ==
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	{{Psychology}}{{Lern}}[[Category:Cliques]][[Category:Internets Phenomena]]		{{Psychology}}
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imported>Daytime lantern: /* What Happens Next */

2015-10-12T19:10:15Z

What Happens Next

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	== What Happens Next ==		== What Happens Next ==
	[[Image:Man_cutting_dick.jpg\|right\|thumb\|220px\|[[DO IT FAGGOT\|Another ED sysop in the making]].]]		[[Image:Man_cutting_dick.jpg\|right\|thumb\|220px\|[[DO IT FAGGOT\|Another ED sysop in the making]].]]
	Through a deliberately Byzantine process which seeks to confuse and infuriate the editor, [[SysOp]] may be granted after a period of deliberation, human sacrifice, and appeals to the [[Cthulhu\|Elder Gods]]. While in its duties and frustations sysophood differs little from being promoted to assistant manager at a local fast food joint, it becomes somehow desirable to the now fully twisted-mind of the editor. The masochistic desire is mocked and critiqued by other sysops, who though subsumed in the cesspool of the hivemind, have come to realize that it is in fact a cesspool, ''much as those who live out a nullification fetish come to realize that they have, in fact, just cut off their own dick.''		Through a deliberately Byzantine process which seeks to confuse and infuriate the editor, [[SysOp]] may be granted after a period of deliberation, human sacrifice, and appeals to the [[Cthulhu\|Elder Gods]]. While in its duties and frustations sysophood differs little from being promoted to assistant manager at a local fast food joint, it becomes somehow desirable to the now fully twisted-mind of the editor. The masochistic desire is mocked and critiqued by other sysops, who though subsumed in the cesspool of the hivemind, have come to realize that it is in fact a cesspool, ''much as those who live out a nullification fetish come to realize that they have, in fact, just cut off their own [[tranny\|dick]].''

	Depending on the cruelty of the sadistic herd, sysop may or may not be granted - and if it is not, the reasoning may not be specific, but it is only to torment the poor fool further. Heads, the admin horde wins, tails, the desperate editor loses.		Depending on the cruelty of the sadistic herd, sysop may or may not be granted - and if it is not, the reasoning may not be specific, but it is only to torment the poor fool further. Heads, the admin horde wins, tails, the desperate editor loses.

imported>Leanne at 10:23, 20 August 2014

2014-08-20T10:23:45Z

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imported>Leanne at 10:23, 20 August 2014

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imported>Leanne at 10:23, 20 August 2014

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imported>Leanne at 10:23, 20 August 2014

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	{{pixplz}}		{{pixplz}}
	'''Many a n00b comes to ED''' believing that he or she, ([[NGOTI\|but nearly always he - girls write fanfic, not articles]]) is [[Unrealistic expectations\|smart enough, competent enough, articulate enough, and just ''damn special enough'']] to write something that thousands upon thousands will see and smile upon, and fall in love with the sparkling wit and sheer vivacious language indicating a sharp incisiveness ...		'''Many a n00b comes to ED''' believing that he or she, ([[NGOTI\|but nearly always he - girls write fanfic, not articles]]) is [[Unrealistic expectations\|smart enough, competent enough, articulate enough, and just ''damn special enough'']] to write something that thousands upon thousands will see and smile upon, and fall in love with the sparkling wit and sheer vivacious language indicating a sharp incisiveness ...
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	{{Psychology}}[[Category:Cliques]][[Category:Internets Phenomena]]		{{Psychology}}{{Lern}}[[Category:Cliques]][[Category:Internets Phenomena]]

imported>Boudica: /* College Students */ redlink fix

2014-07-21T04:32:37Z

College Students: redlink fix

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	Anon generally get bored quickly, as they are ninety-eight percent white teenage boys with zero attention span and too much time on their hands. As such, they are worthless contributors with nothing to offer.		Anon generally get bored quickly, as they are ninety-eight percent white teenage boys with zero attention span and too much time on their hands. As such, they are worthless contributors with nothing to offer.

	=== [[College Students]] ===		=== [[College\|College Students]] ===
	It is widely believed that the vast majority of ED's active and productive users are, in fact, college students. And college students being the silly fools that they are, take things lightly and are deeply susceptible to the causes of drama and lulz. Skipping classes, acting irresponsibly, and substance abuse come naturally to these individuals, which makes them both an ideal audience ''and'' ideal editors, as the intelligent ones, having been picked on when they were [[Gay\|younger]], feel the need to lash out through the power of the written word.		It is widely believed that the vast majority of ED's active and productive users are, in fact, college students. And college students being the silly fools that they are, take things lightly and are deeply susceptible to the causes of drama and lulz. Skipping classes, acting irresponsibly, and substance abuse come naturally to these individuals, which makes them both an ideal audience ''and'' ideal editors, as the intelligent ones, having been picked on when they were [[Gay\|younger]], feel the need to lash out through the power of the written word.

imported>H64: replacing :category:Abnormal Psych with template:Psychology

2011-10-31T05:37:06Z

replacing category:Abnormal Psych with template:Psychology

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	*[[Wattagecat]]		*[[Wattagecat]]

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