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	==[[Serious Fucking Business\|Teh Internets is serious Business!]]==		==[[Serious Fucking Business\|Teh Internets is serious Business!]]==
			[[File:Dustindiamonddotcom.png\|thumb\|dustindiamond.com]]
	[[Image:Dustin Diamond Love Sandwich.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|A detailed depiction of Dustin's activities on the "Saved by the Bell" set]]		[[Image:Dustin Diamond Love Sandwich.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|A detailed depiction of Dustin's activities on the "Saved by the Bell" set]]

imported>Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd: /* Teh Internets is serious Business! */ - LOL, the sites still up.

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	[[Image:Dustin Diamond Love Sandwich.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|A detailed depiction of Dustin's activities on the "Saved by the Bell" set]]		[[Image:Dustin Diamond Love Sandwich.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|A detailed depiction of Dustin's activities on the "Saved by the Bell" set]]

	Dustin Diamond complained about some website created by [[Max Goldberg]], [[YTMND]] creator, called ~~<s>~~[http://www.dustindiamond.com/ dustindiamond.com]~~</s>~~. Dustin's main aggreviance was that he was getting constant [[butthurt]] from all the [[gay]] fantasies and [[rape]] stories that people posted on the guestboard. Complaining that [[Serious Fucking Business\|teh internets was serious business]], he took the case to [[Internet court]], where he ordered a cease and decease on the website but was unsuccessful, mainly because by now he was a washed up [[loser]], and everyone only watched the show for Kelly and Zack anyway. Since then, other websites have joined in on the lulz that is Dustin Diamond, such as <s>[http://www.dustindiamondlove.com/ dustindiamondlove.com]</s>. Dustin is clear proof that no man has the power to silence teh [[internets]]. We are [[anonymous]], we never forget ''or'' forgive.		Dustin Diamond complained about some website created by [[Max Goldberg]], [[YTMND]] creator, called [http://www.dustindiamond.com/ dustindiamond.com]. Dustin's main aggreviance was that he was getting constant [[butthurt]] from all the [[gay]] fantasies and [[rape]] stories that people posted on the guestboard. Complaining that [[Serious Fucking Business\|teh internets was serious business]], he took the case to [[Internet court]], where he ordered a cease and decease on the website but was unsuccessful, mainly because by now he was a washed up [[loser]], and everyone only watched the show for Kelly and Zack anyway. Since then, other websites have joined in on the lulz that is Dustin Diamond, such as <s>[http://www.dustindiamondlove.com/ dustindiamondlove.com]</s>. Dustin is clear proof that no man has the power to silence teh [[internets]]. We are [[anonymous]], we never forget ''or'' forgive.

	==OMGz Save mah Hawse!==		==OMGz Save mah Hawse!==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Dustin Diamond Creates a Blog to Show Off His Childhood and Family Photos */

2018-10-27T22:54:00Z

Dustin Diamond Creates a Blog to Show Off His Childhood and Family Photos

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	:''"This is a photo lot of Dustin Diamond and his family. These were found at a swap meet because of a storage facility non payment and repossession. There are photos of Screech when he was a very small baby up till when he got on saved by the bell. There are hundreds of photos.his jr high school diploma and early grade class pictures are also here. I have tried to make contact with the family, spoke with his girlfriend [[fat\|Jennifer]] on the email and she was going to get back to me and never did. The next owner can try to make contact. I just want what I have into them. Shipping will be $20 for priority mail in the U.S. Good Luck!!"''		:''"This is a photo lot of Dustin Diamond and his family. These were found at a swap meet because of a storage facility non payment and repossession. There are photos of Screech when he was a very small baby up till when he got on saved by the bell. There are hundreds of photos.his jr high school diploma and early grade class pictures are also here. I have tried to make contact with the family, spoke with his girlfriend [[fat\|Jennifer]] on the email and she was going to get back to me and never did. The next owner can try to make contact. I just want what I have into them. Shipping will be $20 for priority mail in the U.S. Good Luck!!"''

	On July 1st 2007, Diamond submitted a fake anonymous bid on the auction and won with no other bids being made. A quick dumpster party was thrown together to celebrate in which many loads were ~~lost~~ and many pairs of Zubaz were ripped from the honorary Screech. After a long circlejerking ~~masturbationathon~~ by Diamond's queer fans, Diamond started uploading the photos onto his purported anonymous [http://dustindiamondfan.blogspot.com/ blog] where queer Screech fans can [[cum]] together and blow loads over pictures of Screech's Dad (who looks remarkably like Andy from Little Britain) and his dead retarded brother. Screech has yet to comment on this turn of event, but all expect extreme [[butthurt]] when he realizes that his deranged queer fanbase has access to them.		On July 1st 2007, Diamond submitted a fake anonymous bid on the auction and won with no other bids being made. A quick dumpster party was thrown together to celebrate in which many loads were blasted and many pairs of Zubaz were ripped from the honorary Screech. After a long circlejerking fapathon by Diamond's queer fans, Diamond started uploading the photos onto his purported anonymous [http://dustindiamondfan.blogspot.com/ blog] where queer Screech fans can [[cum]] together and blow loads over pictures of Screech's Dad (who looks remarkably like Andy from Little Britain) and his [[dead]] retarded brother. Screech has yet to comment on this turn of event, but all expect extreme [[butthurt]] when he realizes that his deranged queer fanbase has access to them.

	==Good night, keep your butthole tight==		==Good night, keep your butthole tight==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Gay Relationships on the Rowdy Saved By The Bell Set */

2018-10-27T22:50:32Z

Gay Relationships on the Rowdy Saved By The Bell Set

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	For some fucked-up reason, Screech has a massive following in the gay community. His <s>[http://www.dustindiamond.com/guest/guest.html? guestbook]</s> on his official <s>[http://dustindiamond.com website]</s> went gay within the first couple of entries and has become a beacon to all demented homosexual fans to share their erotic fantasies about Dustbin Diamond and his most famous role as geek Samuel "Screech" Powers. Many of these fantasies involve shit being forced down Screech's throat either by his fans or other members of the ''Saved by the Bell'' cast. There are also many queer fantasies about Screech tonguing the anus of Mr. Belding, Screech's real-life gay lover during the mid-1990s. Annual Dumpster Parties have been held in honor of Screech with one lucky participant getting the honor of donning Zubaz and being the center of the spitroast involving other homosexual fans of SbtB dressed as various members of the cast! It is every Dustin Diamond fan's wet dream to one day bestow a Donkey Punch on him and force a shit down his throat.		For some fucked-up reason, Screech has a massive following in the gay community. His <s>[http://www.dustindiamond.com/guest/guest.html? guestbook]</s> on his official <s>[http://dustindiamond.com website]</s> went gay within the first couple of entries and has become a beacon to all demented homosexual fans to share their erotic fantasies about Dustbin Diamond and his most famous role as geek Samuel "Screech" Powers. Many of these fantasies involve shit being forced down Screech's throat either by his fans or other members of the ''Saved by the Bell'' cast. There are also many queer fantasies about Screech tonguing the anus of Mr. Belding, Screech's real-life gay lover during the mid-1990s. Annual Dumpster Parties have been held in honor of Screech with one lucky participant getting the honor of donning Zubaz and being the center of the spitroast involving other homosexual fans of SbtB dressed as various members of the cast! It is every Dustin Diamond fan's wet dream to one day bestow a Donkey Punch on him and force a shit down his throat.

	==Gay Relationships on the Rowdy Saved By The Bell Set==		==Gay Relationships on the Rowdy ''Saved By The Bell'' Set==

	Dustin Diamond ~~engaged in~~ many gay relationships on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set. These relationships were committed completely against Diamond's will. Mr. Belding, A.C. Slater, and Zack Morris' father often had queer orgies with Diamond in the Bayside High School locker room while Diamond screamed for help that never arrived. Mr. Tuttle would watch the homosexual violation while masturbating vigorously. It is rumored that Diamond contracted many STDs during these vicious and unprovoked attacks.		Dustin Diamond was subject to many gay relationships on the rowdy Saved By The Bell set. These relationships were committed completely against Diamond's will. Mr. Belding, A.C. Slater, and Zack Morris' father often had queer orgies with Diamond in the Bayside High School locker room while Diamond screamed for help that never arrived. Mr. Tuttle would watch the homosexual violation while masturbating vigorously. [[Some_argue\|It is rumored]] that Diamond contracted many STDs during these [[hawt\|vicious]] and unprovoked attacks.

	==Dustin Diamond Creates a Blog to Show Off His Childhood and Family Photos==		==Dustin Diamond Creates a Blog to Show Off His Childhood and Family Photos==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Nearly Killed By An Angry black person */

2018-10-27T22:45:29Z

Nearly Killed By An Angry black person

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	== Nearly Killed ~~By An~~ Angry ~~black person~~ ==		== [[Almost_raped\|Nearly Killed]] by an Angry Black Person ==
	Jew once appeared on the show ''Celebrity Fit Club'', a show to help underprivileged [[fat]] has-beens lose weight through diet and exercise. True to form, Dustin basically acted like the whiny little bitch that he is throughout his entire run on the show. By the end of the show, Dustin had managed to piss off everyone he had come into contact with.		Jew once appeared on the show ''Celebrity Fit Club'', a show to help underprivileged [[fat]] has-beens lose weight through diet and exercise. True to form, Dustin basically acted like the whiny little bitch that he is throughout his entire run on the show. By the end of the show, Dustin had managed to piss off everyone he had come into contact with.

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Teh Internets is serious Business! */

2018-10-27T22:09:22Z

Teh Internets is serious Business!

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	[[Image:Dustin Diamond Love Sandwich.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|A detailed depiction of Dustin's activities on the "Saved by the Bell" set]]		[[Image:Dustin Diamond Love Sandwich.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|A detailed depiction of Dustin's activities on the "Saved by the Bell" set]]

	Dustin Diamond complained about some website created by [[Max Goldberg]], [[YTMND]] creator, called <s>[http://www.dustindiamond.com/ dustindiamond.com]</s>. Dustin's main aggreviance was that he was getting constant [[butthurt]] from all the [[gay]] fantasies and [[rape]] stories that people posted on the guestboard. Complaining that [[Serious Fucking Business\|teh internets was serious business]], he took the case to [[Internet court]], where he ordered a cease and decease on the website but was unsuccessful, mainly because by now he was a washed up [[loser]], and everyone only watched the show for Kelly and Zack anyway. Since then, other websites have joined in on the lulz that is Dustin Diamond, such as <s>[http://www.dustindiamondlove.com/ dustindiamondlove.com]</s>. Dustin is clear proof that no man has the power to silence teh [[internets]]. We are [[anonymous]], we never forgive.		Dustin Diamond complained about some website created by [[Max Goldberg]], [[YTMND]] creator, called <s>[http://www.dustindiamond.com/ dustindiamond.com]</s>. Dustin's main aggreviance was that he was getting constant [[butthurt]] from all the [[gay]] fantasies and [[rape]] stories that people posted on the guestboard. Complaining that [[Serious Fucking Business\|teh internets was serious business]], he took the case to [[Internet court]], where he ordered a cease and decease on the website but was unsuccessful, mainly because by now he was a washed up [[loser]], and everyone only watched the show for Kelly and Zack anyway. Since then, other websites have joined in on the lulz that is Dustin Diamond, such as <s>[http://www.dustindiamondlove.com/ dustindiamondlove.com]</s>. Dustin is clear proof that no man has the power to silence teh [[internets]]. We are [[anonymous]], we never forget ''or'' forgive.

	==OMGz Save mah Hawse!==		==OMGz Save mah Hawse!==

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OMGz Save mah Hawse!

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	[[Image:OMGZ SAVE SCREECHr.jpg\|thumb\|150px\| Screech will suck your cock and eat your shit for two dollars.]]		[[Image:OMGZ SAVE SCREECHr.jpg\|thumb\|150px\| Screech will suck your cock and eat your shit for two dollars.]]

	Because not enough people hated him, Screech began to run around from Station to Station crying that he was "OMGz about to loze teh hawse!". Naturally, in an attempt to cash in on his [[attention whore]] antics, he turned to teh [[internets]] once again and began to whine about how he was "[[almost raped]]" by some mortgage brokers because his property went up, so he needed money,"'''lik, about 250,000.00 dollars of it...now'''". Naturally, it was all [[bullshit]], and when it comes to [[shit]], Screech is one to know. Unfortunately the people who believed him didn't, and ended up coughing up 15 bucks for some cheap t-shirts that read "Save Screeech's House" that they never even received (The extra e was because Screech doesn't even legally own his own name). In the meantime, while lawsuits are still pending against him, Dustin is too busy utilizing his time by being a [[butthurt]] [[attention whore]] for VH1 and sniffing shit on sex tapes.		Because not enough people hated him, Screech began to run around from Station to Station crying that he was "OMGz about to loze teh hawse!". Naturally, in an attempt to cash in on his [[attention whore]] antics, he turned to teh [[internets]] once again and began to whine about how he was "[[almost raped]]" by some mortgage brokers because his property went up, so he needed money,"'''lik, about 250,000.00 dollars of it...now'''". Naturally, it was all [[bullshit]], and when it comes to [[shit]], Screech is one to know. Unfortunately the people who believed him didn't, and ended up coughing up 15 bucks for some cheap t-shirts that read "Save Screeech's House" that they never even received (The extra e was because Screech doesn't even legally own his own name). In the meantime, while lawsuits are still pending against him, Dustin is too busy utilizing his time by being a [[butthurt]] [[attention whore]] for VH1 and sniffing [[jenkem\|shit]] on sex tapes.
	[[John Cooper II]] AKA Radar's Election Campaign Manager wants him to star in his fanfiction-based movie for these reasons[http://www.bestcareanywhere.net/bcab/message.aspx?topic_id=2406&board_id=3].		[[John Cooper II]] AKA Radar's Election Campaign Manager wants him to star in his fanfiction-based movie for these reasons[http://www.bestcareanywhere.net/bcab/message.aspx?topic_id=2406&board_id=3].

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	'''Dustin Diamond''' is a washed up [[kike\|Jew-froed]] "celebrity" who formerly co-starred on the Saturday morning television show "Saved by the Bell" and who is now a [[fat\|fat fuck]] that engages in [[shit]] eating with some buffed-up fungus potato that he has christened his "girlfriend." However, something that people DON'T know about is that Dustin, [[100 years ago]], was a giant [[internet]] [[butthurt]] [[drama queen]] and [[lulzcow]]. Before he was an [[attention whore]] for VH1 (seemingly, his only employer), Dustin was an [[attention whore]] on the internet who embezzled money out of <s>loyal fans</s> suckers and then whined like a little [[bitch\|e-bitch]] about anyone who made fun of him. This has given [[LJ Users\| LJ drama]] [[whores]] a serious run for their money.		'''Dustin Diamond'''{{jew}} is a washed up [[kike\|Jew-froed]] "celebrity" who formerly co-starred on the Saturday morning television show "Saved by the Bell" and who is now a [[fat\|fat fuck]] that engages in [[shit]] eating with some buffed-up fungus potato that he has christened his "girlfriend." However, something that people DON'T know about is that Dustin, [[100 years ago]], was a giant [[internet]] [[butthurt]] [[drama queen]] and [[lulzcow]]. Before he was an [[attention whore]] for VH1 (seemingly, his only employer), Dustin was an [[attention whore]] on the internet who embezzled money out of <s>loyal fans</s> suckers and then whined like a little [[bitch\|e-bitch]] about anyone who made fun of him. This has given [[LJ Users\| LJ drama]] [[whores]] a serious run for their money.

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			[[File:Dustindiamonddotcom.png\|thumb\|dustindiamond.com]]
	[[Image:Dustin Diamond Love Sandwich.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|A detailed depiction of Dustin's activities on the "Saved by the Bell" set]]		[[Image:Dustin Diamond Love Sandwich.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|A detailed depiction of Dustin's activities on the "Saved by the Bell" set]]