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changing myspace references to something current

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	Matt DrudgeJew is most famous for exposing the [[Monica Lewinsky]] story, and for just being an all-around dickbag. Mostly, Drudge simply leaks rumors and half-facts, always with a [[Conservatism\|conservative]] [[Republican]] angle. More of an [[Attention Whore\|attention whore]] than a political tool like [[Rush Limbaugh]], Drudge just wants people to notice him and buy high-cholesterol diet scheme ads from his site.		Matt DrudgeJew is most famous for exposing the [[Monica Lewinsky]] story, and for just being an all-around dickbag. Mostly, Drudge simply leaks rumors and half-facts, always with a [[Conservatism\|conservative]] [[Republican]] angle. More of an [[Attention Whore\|attention whore]] than a political tool like [[Rush Limbaugh]], Drudge just wants people to notice him and buy high-cholesterol diet scheme ads from his site.

	The Drudge Report website is not so much a website as it is a Geocities page. A big mess of text links, bold fonts, AP culled photos, that only accidentally includes worthy news. His skills with HTML have been likened to those of a [[cat]], and his site is a close approximation of what most [[16-year-old girl]]s' websites would look like if not for [[~~MySpace~~]]. Rarely does Drudge post proper links to recognized news sources, and prefers instead to post vague semi-bombshells without really giving sources or further info. He is also heavily [[Unwarranted self-importance\|self-aggrandizing]], as evidenced by his hit counter (which is doubtlessly 46% neo-[[conservative]] dittoheads, 50% people like the author who are mocking him, and 4% [[furries]] waiting for him to come out of the closet) and a link to the [http://www.refdesk.com Drudge Reference Desk], which is actually an independent site in which he is not involved and which is probably mildly allergic to him.		The Drudge Report website is not so much a website as it is a [[old_people\|Geocities]] page. A big mess of text links, bold fonts, AP culled photos, that only accidentally includes worthy news. His skills with HTML have been likened to those of a [[cat]], and his site is a close approximation of what most [[16-year-old girl]]s' websites would look like if not for [[Instagram]]. Rarely does Drudge post proper links to recognized news sources, and prefers instead to post vague semi-bombshells without really giving sources or further info. He is also heavily [[Unwarranted self-importance\|self-aggrandizing]], as evidenced by his hit counter (which is doubtlessly 46% neo-[[conservative]] dittoheads, 50% people like the author who are mocking him, and 4% [[furries]] waiting for him to come out of the closet) and a link to the [http://www.refdesk.com Drudge Reference Desk], which is actually an independent site in which he is not involved and which is probably mildly allergic to him.

	==Use in [[drama]]==		==Use in [[drama]]==

imported>SheepBot: teaching bitches how to swim

2014-02-11T06:23:53Z

teaching bitches how to swim

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imported>VX: juden must vear zee star

2013-06-28T05:10:25Z

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	[[Image:Anncoulterdrudge.jpg\|thumb\|[[Ann Coulter]] hangs out with his favorite [[faggot]] ]]		[[Image:Anncoulterdrudge.jpg\|thumb\|[[Ann Coulter]] hangs out with his favorite [[faggot]] ]]

	Like [http://www.dailypuppy.com/ The Daily Puppy] but to the reverse, The Drudge Report, is a conservative troll site run by semi-closeted conservative homosexual Matt DrudgeJew.		Like [http://www.dailypuppy.com/ The Daily Puppy] but to the reverse, The Drudge Report, is a conservative troll site run by semi-closeted conservative homosexual Matt DrudgeJew.{{jew}}

	As well as showcasing shock images of scary liberals, the site also contains valuable information marked in '''red''', not to confuse the [[redneck\|average IQ viewer]], with outrageous claims such as [[fact\|"over 9000 aborted babies in China every DAY!"]]. When the information is this [[Retard\|valuable]] it is usually presented in ALL CAPS.		As well as showcasing shock images of scary liberals, the site also contains valuable information marked in '''red''', not to confuse the [[redneck\|average IQ viewer]], with outrageous claims such as [[fact\|"over 9000 aborted babies in China every DAY!"]]. When the information is this [[Retard\|valuable]] it is usually presented in ALL CAPS.

imported>DarkLordTR: /* External link */

2013-01-17T09:44:57Z

External link

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	==External link==		==External link==
	[http://drudgereport.com The Drudge Report.]		*[http://drudgereport.com The Drudge Report.]

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imported>Slimbo at 10:27, 27 November 2011

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	==Trivia==		==Trivia==
	*[[Ann Coulter]] is Matt Drudges' real life ~~<s>fag-hag</s>~~ butt buddy and good friend.		*[[Ann Coulter]] is Matt Drudges' real life butt buddy and good friend.
	*In his neighborhood they call him "La Loca."		*In his neighborhood they call him "La Loca."
	*Wears a size 6 shoe.		*Wears a size 6 shoe.

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2011-10-30T07:20:56Z

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imported>Unknown: Created page with " {{needsmoar|lulz}} thumb| [[Ann Coulter hangs out with his favorite faggot ]] Like [http://www.dailypuppy...."

2011-04-16T03:11:50Z

Created page with " {{needsmoar|lulz}} thumb| thumb|[[Ann Coulter hangs out with his favorite faggot ]] Like [http://www.dailypuppy...."

New page

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[[Image:Anncoulterdrudge.jpg|thumb|[[Ann Coulter]] hangs out with his favorite [[faggot]] ]]

Like [http://www.dailypuppy.com/ The Daily Puppy] but to the reverse, The Drudge Report, is a conservative troll site run by semi-closeted conservative homosexual Matt DrudgeJew.

As well as showcasing shock images of scary liberals, the site also contains valuable information marked in '''red''', not to confuse the [[redneck|average IQ viewer]], with outrageous claims such as [[fact|"over 9000 aborted babies in China every DAY!"]]. When the information is this [[Retard|valuable]] it is usually presented in ALL CAPS.

Matt DrudgeJew is most famous for exposing the [[Monica Lewinsky]] story, and for just being an all-around dickbag. Mostly, Drudge simply leaks rumors and half-facts, always with a [[Conservatism|conservative]] [[Republican]] angle. More of an [[Attention Whore|attention whore]] than a political tool like [[Rush Limbaugh]], Drudge just wants people to notice him and buy high-cholesterol diet scheme ads from his site.

The Drudge Report website is not so much a website as it is a Geocities page. A big mess of text links, bold fonts, AP culled photos, that only accidentally includes worthy news. His skills with HTML have been likened to those of a [[cat]], and his site is a close approximation of what most [[16-year-old girl]]s' websites would look like if not for [[MySpace]]. Rarely does Drudge post proper links to recognized news sources, and prefers instead to post vague semi-bombshells without really giving sources or further info. He is also heavily [[Unwarranted self-importance|self-aggrandizing]], as evidenced by his hit counter (which is doubtlessly 46% neo-[[conservative]] dittoheads, 50% people like the author who are mocking him, and 4% [[furries]] waiting for him to come out of the closet) and a link to the [http://www.refdesk.com Drudge Reference Desk], which is actually an independent site in which he is not involved and which is probably mildly allergic to him.

==Use in [[drama]]==
[[image:Chapulin.jpg|thumb|One of Drudge's prior attempts at garnering [[attention]].]]
Matt Drudge is now used as a source for more spectacularly unevolved [[conservatives]] (i.e. all of them) to prove points in lame internet debates. Usually used to support a one-liner, as follows:
:'''Doltasaur:''' ''HILARY CLINTON DID VIETNAM''
:'''Skeptic:''' ''Get back in your corner.''
:'''Doltasaur''' ''NO FOR REAL LOOK [http://drudgereport.com HERE] ITS FOR REAL''
:'''Skeptic:''' ''Get back in your corner.''

It is only a matter of time before a permutation of [[Godwin's Law]] is made for Matt Drudge.

==Drudge==
Matt DrudgeJew is well known among [[liberals]] for having attempted to assassinate [[Bill Clinton]] [[at least 100]] times so that he'd finally have some credibility among [[conservative]]s. His sheer [http://drudgereport.com ineptitude] led him to fail every time, usually resulting in [[furry]] [[rape]], arrest or both. He later attempted to [[fellatio|fellate]] [[Clinton]] in hopes for creating his first real news story, but confused [[Clinton]] with a toad and contracted [[herpes]] instead. He now simply throws cinder blocks at squirrels in hopes of being arrested and therefore being newsworthy. It hasn't worked.

==Trivia==
*[[Ann Coulter]] is Matt Drudges' real life <s>fag-hag</s> butt buddy and good friend.
*In his neighborhood they call him "La Loca."
*Wears a size 6 shoe.
*A distant relative of [[The_Royal_Family|gay king Edward II]] of England.
*2001 Golden Elephant Award for most fashionable male Republicunt.
*Was expelled from the Fox News Channel for wearing pink trousers.
*Is officially [[shit nobody cares about]] ever since Bill Clinton left office.

==See Also==
*[[gay]]
*[[homosexual]]
*[[faggotry]]
*[[The Drudge Retort]]

==External link==
[http://drudgereport.com The Drudge Report.]

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