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	'''Kung-Fu Panda:''' Has a large cult-following in [[China]] and a shitty TV show on [[Viacom\|Niggerlodeon]]. A fat panda (named "Po") that makes noodles is titled a [[Kung Fu]] master after an elderly retarded turtle loves his entrance on fireworks, other Kung Fu students get jealous of Po for being [[Disabled\|labeled]] for the position and some dickhead tiger escapes from San Quentin State Prison to kill him. Po kills the savage tiger and [[NOT\|China regains peace.]] Po, the panda is voiced by the only member that anybody knows from [[Erection\|Tenacious]] [[Dick\|D]], [[~~Shit~~\|Jack]] [[Nigger\|Black.]] [[Wat?\|Plus it needed to be a trilogy]].		'''Kung-Fu Panda:''' Has a large cult-following in [[China]] and a shitty TV show on [[Viacom\|Niggerlodeon]]. A fat panda (named "Po") that makes noodles is titled a [[Kung Fu]] master after an elderly retarded turtle loves his entrance on fireworks, other Kung Fu students get jealous of Po for being [[Disabled\|labeled]] for the position and some dickhead tiger escapes from San Quentin State Prison to kill him. Po kills the savage tiger and [[NOT\|China regains peace.]] Po, the panda is voiced by the only member that anybody knows from [[Erection\|Tenacious]] [[Dick\|D]], [[Fap\|Jack]] [[Nigger\|Black.]] [[Wat?\|Plus it needed to be a trilogy]].

	'''Madagascar: Escape [[Grammar\|2]] Africa:''' The animals build a [[crappy]] [[WTF\|airplane]] made from metal and [[Accident\|Malaysia Airlines Flight 370]] Debris and attempt to fly back to 'New-Yoke', but crash in even moar [[Assburgers\|AIDS-ridden]] Africa. All of the characters still sound annoying as fuck, however.		'''Madagascar: Escape [[Grammar\|2]] Africa:''' The animals build a [[crappy]] [[WTF\|airplane]] made from metal and [[Accident\|Malaysia Airlines Flight 370]] Debris and attempt to fly back to 'New-Yoke', but crash in even moar [[Assburgers\|AIDS-ridden]] Africa. All of the characters still sound annoying as fuck, however.

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	'''Megamind:''' An evil Smurf/alien hybrid takes over [[Detroit\|a stupid city]] that kisses Brad Pitt's ass and then becomes a superhero that nobody really needs. Fantards will reply ad-nauseam that it's a rip off of the Superman Graphic Novel Red Son.		'''Megamind:''' An evil Smurf/alien hybrid takes over [[Detroit\|a stupid city]] that kisses Brad Pitt's ass and then becomes a superhero that nobody really needs. Fantards will reply ad-nauseam that it's a rip off of the Superman Graphic Novel Red Son.

	'''[[Yiff in Hell\|Puss in Boots]]:''' A Shrek spinoff that was [[truth\|forgotten]]. A sequel was supposed to be made, but is in development hell, cause who gives a shit. The [[Netflix]] series doesn't count.		'''[[Yiff in Hell\|Puss in Boots]]:''' A Shrek spinoff that was [[truth\|forgotten]]. A sequel was supposed to be made, but is in development hell, cause who gives a shit. The [[Netflix]] series doesn't count. But somehow, they finally got around to making said sequel over 10 years later.

	'''Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted''' The animals go to [[Europe]] and annoy-the fuck out of everybody. The [[Nigger music\|afro-song]] is [[earrape]].		'''Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted''' The animals go to [[Europe]] and annoy-the fuck out of everybody. The [[Nigger music\|afro-song]] is [[earrape]].

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	[[Image:Pixar-dreamworks.gif\|thumb\|right\|360px\|DreamWorks Explained]]DreamWorks once made cartoon-animated films, but [[shit nobody cares about\|nobody gives a fuck about them, considering they might have actually been ok films.]] This is a comprehensive-list of all the franchises [[shit\|shat out]] by DreamWorks.		[[Image:Pixar-dreamworks.gif\|thumb\|right\|360px\|DreamWorks Explained]]DreamWorks once made cartoon-animated films, but [[shit nobody cares about\|nobody gives a fuck about them, considering they might have actually been ok films.]] This is a comprehensive-list of all the franchises [[shit\|shat out]] by DreamWorks.

	'''Antz:''' A [[1990s\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|'A Bug's Life']] [[unoriginal\|ripoff]].		'''Antz:''' A [[1990s\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|'A Bug's Life']] [[unoriginal\|ripoff]] starring [[Woody Allen]] {{Jew}}.

	'''[[Shrek]]:''' A [[Britfag\|Scottish]] Ogre voiced by [[Spy\|Austin Powers]] who was originally supposed to be voiced by [[fatass\|Chris Farley]] but thank God he [[dead\|over dosed]] before it was finished and was rewritten after it was taken over by The Love guru Guy along with a talking [[Jackass\|donkey]] voice-acted by [[Eddie Murphy\|Eddie Murphy]], and [[lolcat\|Puss in Boots]], a Spanish cat [[Homosexual\|matador]] or something, do stupid shit for 2 hours, usually trying to [[fuck]] [[bitch\|Fiona]], a dumb ginger bitch who gets turned into an ogre. This movie was heavily inspired by the [[Bible]], and everything in it is a Jewish perspective on the New Testament. [[Last Thursday]], [[Pussy]]-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as [[Shitty\|you'd expect.]] Did we also mention that this film is part of an entire fucking quadrilogy?		'''[[Shrek]]:''' A [[Britfag\|Scottish]] Ogre voiced by [[Spy\|Austin Powers]] who was originally supposed to be voiced by [[fatass\|Chris Farley]] but thank God he [[dead\|over dosed]] before it was finished and was rewritten after it was taken over by The Love guru Guy along with a talking [[Jackass\|donkey]] voice-acted by [[Eddie Murphy\|Eddie Murphy]], and [[lolcat\|Puss in Boots]], a Spanish cat [[Homosexual\|matador]] or something, do stupid shit for 2 hours, usually trying to [[fuck]] [[bitch\|Fiona]], a dumb ginger bitch who gets turned into an ogre. This movie was heavily inspired by the [[Bible]], and everything in it is a Jewish perspective on the New Testament. [[Last Thursday]], [[Pussy]]-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as [[Shitty\|you'd expect.]] Did we also mention that this film is part of an entire fucking quadrilogy?

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	[[Image:Pixar-dreamworks.gif\|thumb\|right\|360px\|DreamWorks Explained]]DreamWorks once made cartoon-animated films, but [[shit nobody cares about\|nobody gives a fuck about them, considering they might have actually been ok films.]] This is a comprehensive-list of all the franchises [[shit\|shat out]] by DreamWorks.		[[Image:Pixar-dreamworks.gif\|thumb\|right\|360px\|DreamWorks Explained]]DreamWorks once made cartoon-animated films, but [[shit nobody cares about\|nobody gives a fuck about them, considering they might have actually been ok films.]] This is a comprehensive-list of all the franchises [[shit\|shat out]] by DreamWorks.

	'''Antz:''' A [[1990s\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|'A Bug's Life']] [[unoriginal\|~~rip-off~~]].		'''Antz:''' A [[1990s\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|'A Bug's Life']] [[unoriginal\|ripoff]].

	'''[[Shrek]]:''' A [[Britfag\|Scottish]] Ogre voiced by [[Spy\|Austin Powers]] who was originally supposed to be voiced by [[fatass\|Chris Farley]] but thank God he [[dead\|over dosed]] before it was finished and was rewritten after it was taken over by The Love guru Guy along with a talking [[Jackass\|donkey]] voice-acted by [[Eddie Murphy\|Eddie Murphy]], and [[lolcat\|Puss in Boots]], a Spanish cat [[Homosexual\|matador]] or something, do stupid shit for 2 hours, usually trying to [[fuck]] [[bitch\|Fiona]], a dumb ginger bitch who gets turned into an ogre. This movie was heavily inspired by the [[Bible]], and everything in it is a Jewish perspective on the New Testament. [[Last Thursday]], [[Pussy]]-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as [[Shitty\|you'd expect.]] Did we also mention that this film is part of an entire fucking quadrilogy?		'''[[Shrek]]:''' A [[Britfag\|Scottish]] Ogre voiced by [[Spy\|Austin Powers]] who was originally supposed to be voiced by [[fatass\|Chris Farley]] but thank God he [[dead\|over dosed]] before it was finished and was rewritten after it was taken over by The Love guru Guy along with a talking [[Jackass\|donkey]] voice-acted by [[Eddie Murphy\|Eddie Murphy]], and [[lolcat\|Puss in Boots]], a Spanish cat [[Homosexual\|matador]] or something, do stupid shit for 2 hours, usually trying to [[fuck]] [[bitch\|Fiona]], a dumb ginger bitch who gets turned into an ogre. This movie was heavily inspired by the [[Bible]], and everything in it is a Jewish perspective on the New Testament. [[Last Thursday]], [[Pussy]]-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as [[Shitty\|you'd expect.]] Did we also mention that this film is part of an entire fucking quadrilogy?

	'''Shark Tale:''' A [[2004\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|Finding Nemo]] [[unoriginal\|~~rip-off~~]], featuring [[Will Smith]]. Oscar the fish works at a Whale Wash ([[No\|Get it]]? [[Unfunny\|BECAUSE THEY'RE FISHES]]). Sharks are not friends in this flick as [[Logic\|sharks see fish as food]]. Oscar befriends a shark voiced by Jack Black and pretends to slay said shark and becomes famous. Soon, he gains fame by endorsing in what is soon to be the most blatant product placements in animation history, next to that animated Adam Sandler [[Jew\|✡]] movie with the creepy old pedophile. The shark mafia finds out of Oscar's lie and tries to kill him. Oscar defeats mafia. The End. This film was protested by the [[Conservatives\|American Family Association]] for supporting faggot-rights. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_Tale#Critical_reception I am not shitting with you.] Since this is a Will Smith movie, expect a lot of [[Nigger\|Bob Marley]] music playing over and over throughout.		'''Shark Tale:''' A [[2004\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|Finding Nemo]] [[unoriginal\|ripoff]], featuring [[Will Smith]]. Oscar the fish works at a Whale Wash ([[No\|Get it]]? [[Unfunny\|BECAUSE THEY'RE FISHES]]). Sharks are not friends in this flick as [[Logic\|sharks see fish as food]]. Oscar befriends a shark voiced by Jack Black and pretends to slay said shark and becomes famous. Soon, he gains fame by endorsing in what is soon to be the most blatant product placements in animation history, next to that animated Adam Sandler [[Jew\|✡]] movie with the creepy old pedophile. The shark mafia finds out of Oscar's lie and tries to kill him. Oscar defeats mafia. The End. This film was protested by the [[Conservatives\|American Family Association]] for supporting faggot-rights. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_Tale#Critical_reception I am not shitting with you.] Since this is a Will Smith movie, expect a lot of [[Nigger\|Bob Marley]] music playing over and over throughout.

	'''Madagascar:''' An interesting idea, ruined by two unnecessary sequels. Four [[Zoo]] animals from [[New York]] get stuck in some crates or some-shit and then they arrive in [[AIDS]]-ridden [[Madagascar]], home to an absolutely annoying-ass fuck Lemur who crowned himself King called Julian, his [[slave\|assistant]] Maurice who does all his shit for him, and his [[fuck buddy\|biggest fan]] Mort. [[Shit no one cares about\|Keep in mind that in The Penguins Of Madagascar, Julian has a Caribbean accent]], but in the original films, he was voice-acted by [[Sacha Baron Cohen]][[Jew\|✡]], who sounded like an [[American]] trying to imitate a [[Jamaica\|Jamaican]] person. Oh yeah, [[Logic\|and there are also penguins.]] Anyways they get stuck on the island and try to survive, they have fights, and eventually everything is alright. Or is it?		'''Madagascar:''' An interesting idea, ruined by two unnecessary sequels. Four [[Zoo]] animals from [[New York]] get stuck in some crates or some-shit and then they arrive in [[AIDS]]-ridden [[Madagascar]], home to an absolutely annoying-ass fuck Lemur who crowned himself King called Julian, his [[slave\|assistant]] Maurice who does all his shit for him, and his [[fuck buddy\|biggest fan]] Mort. [[Shit no one cares about\|Keep in mind that in The Penguins Of Madagascar, Julian has a Caribbean accent]], but in the original films, he was voice-acted by [[Sacha Baron Cohen]][[Jew\|✡]], who sounded like an [[American]] trying to imitate a [[Jamaica\|Jamaican]] person. Oh yeah, [[Logic\|and there are also penguins.]] Anyways they get stuck on the island and try to survive, they have fights, and eventually everything is alright. Or is it?

	'''[[~~Transformers~~]]:'~~'' One~~ of ~~DreamsWorks only Live Action Movies. Was Good But~~ [[~~Obviously\|the Sequels Sucked~~]].		'''Over The Hedge:''' : A [[cool guy]] Raccoon brings [[McDonald's\|human-food]] like Doritos for [[teh]] animals to eat and the Neo-Luddite Turtle, angry at the modernization of the tribe, gets all [[raeg]] and [[jealous]]. There is a Squirrel called Hammy who has a simultaneous [[ADHD]], [[Assburgers]], and [[AIDS]] infection and is [[Drunk\|addicted]] to soda-pop. He is that [[unfunny]] stupid character that is advertised in a shitload of promotional crap for a movie, that all the Jews and [[American]] citizens find funny for some-reason. They invade some uptight cunt's property and [[lulz]] ensues.

	~~'''Madagascar: Escape~~ [[~~Grammar\|2~~]] ~~Africa:''' The animals build a~~ [[~~crappy~~]] [[~~WTF\|airplane~~]] ~~made from metal~~ and [[~~Accident~~\|~~Malaysia Airlines Flight 370~~]] ~~Debris and attempt to fly back~~ to ~~'New~~-~~Yoke'~~, ~~but crash in even moar~~ [[~~Assburgers\|AIDS~~-~~ridden~~]] ~~Africa. All of the characters still sound annoying as fuck, however~~.

	'''~~Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted''' The animals go to~~ [[~~Europe~~]] ~~and annoy-the fuck out of everybody. The [[Nigger music\|afro-song]] is [[earrape]].~~		'''[[Transformers]]:''' One of DreamWorks only Live Action Movies. Was Good But [[Obviously\|the Sequels Sucked]].

	~~'''Over The Hedge~~:''' ~~: A [[cool guy]] Raccoon brings [[McDonald's\|human-food]] like Doritos for [[teh]] animals to eat and the Neo-Luddite Turtle, angry at the modernization~~ of ~~the tribe, gets all [[raeg]] and [[jealous]]~~. ~~There is a Squirrel called Hammy who has a simultaneous~~ [[~~ADHD]], [[Assburgers]], and [[AIDS]] infection and is [[Drunk~~\|~~addicted]] to soda-pop. He is that [[unfunny]] stupid character that is advertised in a shitload of promotional crap for a movie, that all~~ the ~~Jews and [[American]] citizens find funny for some-reason. They invade some uptight cunt's property and [[lulz~~]] ~~ensues~~.

	'''Bee Movie:''' A terrible Jewish film about a talking Jewish bee, voiced by [[Jerry Seinfeld]] [[Jew\|✡]], with horrible cultural-references that includes bee puns in them (like "Bee Larry King"[[Jew\|✡]]. That's his name. [[Facepalm\|Ugh.]]) The bee ends up having a [[beastiality\|sexual relationship]] [[sick fuck\|with a woman]]. Also the bee's ability to speak causes no controversy or scientific intrigue among humans. Go figure. [[You]] will only laugh once in the film, at the part where Jerry has a bad nightmare where the lady is riding a flying contraption and she waves to him and crashes and dies. Too bad it didn't happen for real.		'''Bee Movie:''' A terrible Jewish film about a talking Jewish bee, voiced by [[Jerry Seinfeld]] [[Jew\|✡]], with horrible cultural-references that includes bee puns in them (like "Bee Larry King"[[Jew\|✡]]. That's his name. [[Facepalm\|Ugh.]]) The bee ends up having a [[beastiality\|sexual relationship]] [[sick fuck\|with a woman]]. Also the bee's ability to speak causes no controversy or scientific intrigue among humans. Go figure. [[You]] will only laugh once in the film, at the part where Jerry has a bad nightmare where the lady is riding a flying contraption and she waves to him and crashes and dies. Too bad it didn't happen for real.
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	'''Kung-Fu Panda:''' Has a large cult-following in [[China]] and a shitty TV show on [[Viacom\|Niggerlodeon]]. A fat panda (named "Po") that makes noodles is titled a [[Kung Fu]] master after an elderly retarded turtle loves his entrance on fireworks, other Kung Fu students get jealous of Po for being [[Disabled\|labeled]] for the position and some dickhead tiger escapes from San Quentin State Prison to kill him. Po kills the savage tiger and [[NOT\|China regains peace.]] Po, the panda is voiced by the only member that anybody knows from [[Erection\|Tenacious]] [[Dick\|D]], [[Shit\|Jack]] [[Nigger\|Black.]]		'''Kung-Fu Panda:''' Has a large cult-following in [[China]] and a shitty TV show on [[Viacom\|Niggerlodeon]]. A fat panda (named "Po") that makes noodles is titled a [[Kung Fu]] master after an elderly retarded turtle loves his entrance on fireworks, other Kung Fu students get jealous of Po for being [[Disabled\|labeled]] for the position and some dickhead tiger escapes from San Quentin State Prison to kill him. Po kills the savage tiger and [[NOT\|China regains peace.]] Po, the panda is voiced by the only member that anybody knows from [[Erection\|Tenacious]] [[Dick\|D]], [[Shit\|Jack]] [[Nigger\|Black.]] [[Wat?\|Plus it needed to be a trilogy]].

			'''Madagascar: Escape [[Grammar\|2]] Africa:''' The animals build a [[crappy]] [[WTF\|airplane]] made from metal and [[Accident\|Malaysia Airlines Flight 370]] Debris and attempt to fly back to 'New-Yoke', but crash in even moar [[Assburgers\|AIDS-ridden]] Africa. All of the characters still sound annoying as fuck, however.

	'''Monsters Vs. Aliens:''' The-title is a bit confusing, but Aliens try to destroy the Earth or something and then a chick and some monsters battle them and they win. No one has cared about this film since it was released in 2009.		'''Monsters Vs. Aliens:''' The-title is a bit confusing, but Aliens try to destroy the Earth or something and then a chick and some monsters battle them and they win. No one has cared about this film since it was released in 2009.
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	'''Megamind:''' An evil Smurf/alien hybrid takes over [[Detroit\|a stupid city]] that kisses Brad Pitt's ass and then becomes a superhero that nobody really needs. Fantards will reply ad-nauseam that it's a rip off of the Superman Graphic Novel Red Son.		'''Megamind:''' An evil Smurf/alien hybrid takes over [[Detroit\|a stupid city]] that kisses Brad Pitt's ass and then becomes a superhero that nobody really needs. Fantards will reply ad-nauseam that it's a rip off of the Superman Graphic Novel Red Son.

			'''[[Yiff in Hell\|Puss in Boots]]:''' A Shrek spinoff that was [[truth\|forgotten]]. A sequel was supposed to be made, but is in development hell, cause who gives a shit. The [[Netflix]] series doesn't count.

			'''Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted''' The animals go to [[Europe]] and annoy-the fuck out of everybody. The [[Nigger music\|afro-song]] is [[earrape]].

	'''Rise of the Guardians:''' "Jack Frost the Movie", better known as "Slash-Fic your Childhood", is about your kid's brain violently vivisected and thrown into your DVD player. Jack Frost, [[Santa Claus]], the [[Easter\|Easter Bunny]], the [[Octomom\|Tooth Fairy]] and the Sandy-Vajajaman are off to hunt and kill the Boogeyman so that he could stop molesting small children before they do. Its main character was clearly only made so that he could fuck Hiccup in the ass. Also, Man-[[Frozen]].		'''Rise of the Guardians:''' "Jack Frost the Movie", better known as "Slash-Fic your Childhood", is about your kid's brain violently vivisected and thrown into your DVD player. Jack Frost, [[Santa Claus]], the [[Easter\|Easter Bunny]], the [[Octomom\|Tooth Fairy]] and the Sandy-Vajajaman are off to hunt and kill the Boogeyman so that he could stop molesting small children before they do. Its main character was clearly only made so that he could fuck Hiccup in the ass. Also, Man-[[Frozen]].
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	'''How to Train your Dragon 2:''' A sequel to the original How to [[Masturbate\|Train]] your Dragon. The movie basically centers around [[Viking\|Hiccup]] meeting his long-lost [[Your mom\|mother]] who turns out to be another dragon [[Secks\|rider]]. Hiccup hears about a [[Anders Behring Breivik\|crazy murderer]] named [[Unoriginal\|"Drago"]], who has a giant [[Final boss of the internet\|"alpha dragon"]] with [[Magic\|mind-control]] powers. Drago and Hiccup and his friends then have a giant battle, which Hiccup loses, and Hiccup's dad is [[Pwnt\|killed]] when he jumps in front of a mind-controlled Toothless who had originally intended to kill Hiccup instead. This death resulted more BAWWWing from [[Depression\|brokenhearted]] fangirls than has ever before been seen in DreamWorks history. Drago is defeated at the end of the movie, though, and Toothless is freed from the mind-control. Hiccup then be[[Cum\|comes]] the new chief of [[Norway\|Berk]]. Somehow, HTTYD2 [[Wut\|made a lot more money than the original movie]].		'''How to Train your Dragon 2:''' A sequel to the original How to [[Masturbate\|Train]] your Dragon. The movie basically centers around [[Viking\|Hiccup]] meeting his long-lost [[Your mom\|mother]] who turns out to be another dragon [[Secks\|rider]]. Hiccup hears about a [[Anders Behring Breivik\|crazy murderer]] named [[Unoriginal\|"Drago"]], who has a giant [[Final boss of the internet\|"alpha dragon"]] with [[Magic\|mind-control]] powers. Drago and Hiccup and his friends then have a giant battle, which Hiccup loses, and Hiccup's dad is [[Pwnt\|killed]] when he jumps in front of a mind-controlled Toothless who had originally intended to kill Hiccup instead. This death resulted more BAWWWing from [[Depression\|brokenhearted]] fangirls than has ever before been seen in DreamWorks history. Drago is defeated at the end of the movie, though, and Toothless is freed from the mind-control. Hiccup then be[[Cum\|comes]] the new chief of [[Norway\|Berk]]. Somehow, HTTYD2 [[Wut\|made a lot more money than the original movie]].

	'''Home:''' Basically an E.T. ~~ripp-off~~. This dumbass alien named [[Exploitable\|Oh]] (Yes, that's actually his name) fucks up and runs away from his alien race which eventually leads him to team up with a girl named Tip who's trying to find her mother. It's bad, trust us.		'''Home:''' Basically an E.T. ripoff. This dumbass alien named [[Exploitable\|Oh]] (Yes, that's actually his name) fucks up and runs away from his alien race which eventually leads him to team up with a girl named Tip who's trying to find her mother. It's bad, trust us.

	'''[[U mad?\|Trolls]]:''' This film is about a paranoid [[goth]] troll (named "[[Stupid\|Branch]]") who becomes a bitch slave to some [[Tumblrina\|radical pink-haired feminazi]] (named "[[Pop-Tart\|Poppy]]"), after her kingdom is fucked hard by a giant heap of shit known as a "[[Assburger\|Bergen]]". The "Bergens" force all of the trolls into becoming their personal sex dolls - for twenty fucking years. Poppy and Branch decide to play Co-op, help [https://archive.fo/zfKGv/7eedd0c1cb5cec0337565eaaa0a81cc112d34616.jpg some fugly cow] get laid so that she can help the Trolls escape from prison rape, some other shit happens, they all get caught and get so fucking depressed about reality that [[Miserable failure\|they turn grey]]. Branch confesses that he "[[Fuck her right in the pussy\|loves]]" Poppy, which makes everyone regain all their [[Race\|colors]] (including the Bergen shitstains), and then everyone contracts [[AIDS]]. The end.		'''[[U mad?\|Trolls]]:''' This film is about a paranoid [[goth]] troll (named "[[Stupid\|Branch]]") who becomes a bitch slave to some [[Tumblrina\|radical pink-haired feminazi]] (named "[[Pop-Tart\|Poppy]]"), after her kingdom is fucked hard by a giant heap of shit known as a "[[Assburger\|Bergen]]". The "Bergens" force all of the trolls into becoming their personal sex dolls - for twenty fucking years. Poppy and Branch decide to play Co-op, help [https://archive.fo/zfKGv/7eedd0c1cb5cec0337565eaaa0a81cc112d34616.jpg some fugly cow] get laid so that she can help the Trolls escape from prison rape, some other shit happens, they all get caught and get so fucking depressed about reality that [[Miserable failure\|they turn grey]]. Branch confesses that he "[[Fuck her right in the pussy\|loves]]" Poppy, which makes everyone regain all their [[Race\|colors]] (including the Bergen shitstains), and then everyone contracts [[AIDS]]. The end.

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	'''[[U mad?\|Trolls]]:''' This film is about a paranoid [[goth]] troll (named "[[Stupid\|Branch]]") who becomes a bitch slave to some [[Tumblrina\|radical pink-haired feminazi]] (named "[[Pop-Tart\|Poppy]]"), after her kingdom is fucked hard by a giant heap of shit known as a "[[Assburger\|Bergen]]". The "Bergens" force all of the trolls into becoming their personal sex dolls - for twenty fucking years. Poppy and Branch decide to play Co-op, help [https://archive.fo/zfKGv/7eedd0c1cb5cec0337565eaaa0a81cc112d34616.jpg some fugly cow] get laid so that she can help the Trolls escape from prison rape, some other shit happens, they all get caught and get so fucking depressed about reality that [[Miserable failure\|they turn grey]]. Branch confesses that he "[[Fuck her right in the pussy\|loves]]" Poppy, which makes everyone regain all their [[Race\|colors]] (including the Bergen shitstains), and then everyone contracts [[AIDS]]. The end.		'''[[U mad?\|Trolls]]:''' This film is about a paranoid [[goth]] troll (named "[[Stupid\|Branch]]") who becomes a bitch slave to some [[Tumblrina\|radical pink-haired feminazi]] (named "[[Pop-Tart\|Poppy]]"), after her kingdom is fucked hard by a giant heap of shit known as a "[[Assburger\|Bergen]]". The "Bergens" force all of the trolls into becoming their personal sex dolls - for twenty fucking years. Poppy and Branch decide to play Co-op, help [https://archive.fo/zfKGv/7eedd0c1cb5cec0337565eaaa0a81cc112d34616.jpg some fugly cow] get laid so that she can help the Trolls escape from prison rape, some other shit happens, they all get caught and get so fucking depressed about reality that [[Miserable failure\|they turn grey]]. Branch confesses that he "[[Fuck her right in the pussy\|loves]]" Poppy, which makes everyone regain all their [[Race\|colors]] (including the Bergen shitstains), and then everyone contracts [[AIDS]]. The end.

			'''[[Boss Nigger\|The Boss Baby]]:''' A talking baby!?!

			'''[[Elliot Rodger\|Captain Underpants]]:''' Based on a non-fictional series of tales about [[guro]] and [[rape]]; [[bullshit\|this Oscar-winning film]] set in [[Columbine]] tells a tale of two kids; one [[skinhead]] and the other a [[nigger\|token black comic-relief]] hypnotizes a principal to be a superhero with a [[terrorist\|towel]] on his back. That hero would end up creating the next-wave [[holocaust]].

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	'''Home:''' Basically an E.T. ripp-off. This dumbass alien named [[Exploitable\|Oh]] (Yes, that's actually his name) fucks up and runs away from his alien race which eventually leads him to team up with a girl named Tip who's trying to find her mother. It's bad, trust us.		'''Home:''' Basically an E.T. ripp-off. This dumbass alien named [[Exploitable\|Oh]] (Yes, that's actually his name) fucks up and runs away from his alien race which eventually leads him to team up with a girl named Tip who's trying to find her mother. It's bad, trust us.

	'''[[U mad?\|Trolls]]:''' This film is about a paranoid [[goth]] troll (named "[[Stupid\|Branch]]") who becomes a bitch slave to some [[Tumblrina\|radical pink-haired feminazi]] (named "[[Pop-Tart\|Poppy]]"), after her kingdom is fucked hard by a giant heap of shit known as a "[[Assburger\|Bergen]]". The "Bergens" force all of the trolls into becoming their personal sex dolls - for twenty fucking years. Poppy and Branch decide to play Co-op, help [~~http~~://~~statici~~.~~behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img~~/~~chars~~/~~bridget-trolls-34.8~~.jpg some fugly cow] get laid so that she can help the Trolls escape from prison rape, some other shit happens, they all get caught and get so fucking depressed about reality that [[Miserable failure\|they turn grey]]. Branch confesses that he "[[Fuck her right in the pussy\|loves]]" Poppy, which makes everyone regain all their [[Race\|colors]] (including the Bergen shitstains), and then everyone contracts [[AIDS]]. The end.		'''[[U mad?\|Trolls]]:''' This film is about a paranoid [[goth]] troll (named "[[Stupid\|Branch]]") who becomes a bitch slave to some [[Tumblrina\|radical pink-haired feminazi]] (named "[[Pop-Tart\|Poppy]]"), after her kingdom is fucked hard by a giant heap of shit known as a "[[Assburger\|Bergen]]". The "Bergens" force all of the trolls into becoming their personal sex dolls - for twenty fucking years. Poppy and Branch decide to play Co-op, help [https://archive.fo/zfKGv/7eedd0c1cb5cec0337565eaaa0a81cc112d34616.jpg some fugly cow] get laid so that she can help the Trolls escape from prison rape, some other shit happens, they all get caught and get so fucking depressed about reality that [[Miserable failure\|they turn grey]]. Branch confesses that he "[[Fuck her right in the pussy\|loves]]" Poppy, which makes everyone regain all their [[Race\|colors]] (including the Bergen shitstains), and then everyone contracts [[AIDS]]. The end.

	== Videos ==		== Videos ==

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	'''Kung-Fu Panda:''' Has a large cult-following in [[China]] and a shitty TV show on [[Viacom\|Niggerlodeon]]. A fat panda (named "Po") that makes noodles is titled a [[Kung Fu]] master after an elderly retarded turtle loves his entrance on fireworks, other Kung Fu students get jealous of Po for being [[Disabled\|labeled]] for the position and some dickhead tiger escapes from San Quentin State Prison to kill him. Po kills the savage tiger and [[NOT\|China regains peace.]] Po, the panda is voiced by the only member that anybody knows from [[Erection\|Tenacious]] [[Dick\|D]], [[Shit\|Jack]] [[Nigger\|Black.]]		'''Kung-Fu Panda:''' Has a large cult-following in [[China]] and a shitty TV show on [[Viacom\|Niggerlodeon]]. A fat panda (named "Po") that makes noodles is titled a [[Kung Fu]] master after an elderly retarded turtle loves his entrance on fireworks, other Kung Fu students get jealous of Po for being [[Disabled\|labeled]] for the position and some dickhead tiger escapes from San Quentin State Prison to kill him. Po kills the savage tiger and [[NOT\|China regains peace.]] Po, the panda is voiced by the only member that anybody knows from [[Erection\|Tenacious]] [[Dick\|D]], [[Shit\|Jack]] [[Nigger\|Black.]]

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	'''How to Train your Dragon 2:''' A sequel to the original How to [[Masturbate\|Train]] your Dragon. The movie basically centers around [[Viking\|Hiccup]] meeting his long-lost [[Your mom\|mother]] who turns out to be another dragon [[Secks\|rider]]. Hiccup hears about a [[Anders Behring Breivik\|crazy murderer]] named [[Unoriginal\|"Drago"]], who has a giant [[Final boss of the internet\|"alpha dragon"]] with [[Magic\|mind-control]] powers. Drago and Hiccup and his friends then have a giant battle, which Hiccup loses, and Hiccup's dad is [[Pwnt\|killed]] when he jumps in front of a mind-controlled Toothless who had originally intended to kill Hiccup instead. This death resulted more BAWWWing from [[Depression\|brokenhearted]] fangirls than has ever before been seen in DreamWorks history. Drago is defeated at the end of the movie, though, and Toothless is freed from the mind-control. Hiccup then be[[Cum\|comes]] the new chief of [[Norway\|Berk]]. Somehow, HTTYD2 [[Wut\|made a lot more money than the original movie]].		'''How to Train your Dragon 2:''' A sequel to the original How to [[Masturbate\|Train]] your Dragon. The movie basically centers around [[Viking\|Hiccup]] meeting his long-lost [[Your mom\|mother]] who turns out to be another dragon [[Secks\|rider]]. Hiccup hears about a [[Anders Behring Breivik\|crazy murderer]] named [[Unoriginal\|"Drago"]], who has a giant [[Final boss of the internet\|"alpha dragon"]] with [[Magic\|mind-control]] powers. Drago and Hiccup and his friends then have a giant battle, which Hiccup loses, and Hiccup's dad is [[Pwnt\|killed]] when he jumps in front of a mind-controlled Toothless who had originally intended to kill Hiccup instead. This death resulted more BAWWWing from [[Depression\|brokenhearted]] fangirls than has ever before been seen in DreamWorks history. Drago is defeated at the end of the movie, though, and Toothless is freed from the mind-control. Hiccup then be[[Cum\|comes]] the new chief of [[Norway\|Berk]]. Somehow, HTTYD2 [[Wut\|made a lot more money than the original movie]].

	'''Home:''' This dumbass alien named [[Exploitable\|Oh]] (Yes, that's actually his name) fucks up and runs away from his alien race which eventually leads him to team up with a girl named Tip who's trying to find her mother. It's bad, trust us.		'''Home:''' Basically an E.T. ripp-off. This dumbass alien named [[Exploitable\|Oh]] (Yes, that's actually his name) fucks up and runs away from his alien race which eventually leads him to team up with a girl named Tip who's trying to find her mother. It's bad, trust us.

	'''[[U mad?\|Trolls]]:''' This film is about a paranoid [[goth]] troll (named "[[Stupid\|Branch]]") who becomes a bitch slave to some [[Tumblrina\|radical pink-haired feminazi]] (named "[[Pop-Tart\|Poppy]]"), after her kingdom is fucked hard by a giant heap of shit known as a "[[Assburger\|Bergen]]". The "Bergens" force all of the trolls into becoming their personal sex dolls - for twenty fucking years. Poppy and Branch decide to play Co-op, help [http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/bridget-trolls-34.8.jpg some fugly cow] get laid so that she can help the Trolls escape from prison rape, some other shit happens, they all get caught and get so fucking depressed about reality that [[Miserable failure\|they turn grey]]. Branch confesses that he "[[Fuck her right in the pussy\|loves]]" Poppy, which makes everyone regain all their [[Race\|colors]] (including the Bergen shitstains), and then everyone contracts [[AIDS]]. The end.		'''[[U mad?\|Trolls]]:''' This film is about a paranoid [[goth]] troll (named "[[Stupid\|Branch]]") who becomes a bitch slave to some [[Tumblrina\|radical pink-haired feminazi]] (named "[[Pop-Tart\|Poppy]]"), after her kingdom is fucked hard by a giant heap of shit known as a "[[Assburger\|Bergen]]". The "Bergens" force all of the trolls into becoming their personal sex dolls - for twenty fucking years. Poppy and Branch decide to play Co-op, help [http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/bridget-trolls-34.8.jpg some fugly cow] get laid so that she can help the Trolls escape from prison rape, some other shit happens, they all get caught and get so fucking depressed about reality that [[Miserable failure\|they turn grey]]. Branch confesses that he "[[Fuck her right in the pussy\|loves]]" Poppy, which makes everyone regain all their [[Race\|colors]] (including the Bergen shitstains), and then everyone contracts [[AIDS]]. The end.

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	'''Antz:''' A [[1990s\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|'A Bug's Life']] [[unoriginal\|rip-off]].		'''Antz:''' A [[1990s\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|'A Bug's Life']] [[unoriginal\|rip-off]].

	'''[[Shrek]]:''' A [[Britfag\|Scottish]] Ogre voiced by [[Spy\|Austin Powers]], along with a talking [[Jackass\|donkey]] voice-acted by [[Eddie Murphy\|Eddie Murphy]], and [[lolcat\|Puss in Boots]], a Spanish cat [[Homosexual\|matador]] or something, do stupid shit for 2 hours, usually trying to [[fuck]] [[bitch\|Fiona]], a dumb bitch who gets turned into an ogre. This movie was heavily inspired by the [[Bible]], and everything in it is a Jewish perspective on the New Testament. [[Last Thursday]], [[Pussy]]-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as [[Shitty\|you'd expect.]] Did we also mention that this film is part of an entire fucking quadrilogy?		'''[[Shrek]]:''' A [[Britfag\|Scottish]] Ogre voiced by [[Spy\|Austin Powers]] who was originally supposed to be voiced by [[fatass\|Chris Farley]] but thank God he [[dead\|over dosed]] before it was finished and was rewritten after it was taken over by The Love guru Guy along with a talking [[Jackass\|donkey]] voice-acted by [[Eddie Murphy\|Eddie Murphy]], and [[lolcat\|Puss in Boots]], a Spanish cat [[Homosexual\|matador]] or something, do stupid shit for 2 hours, usually trying to [[fuck]] [[bitch\|Fiona]], a dumb ginger bitch who gets turned into an ogre. This movie was heavily inspired by the [[Bible]], and everything in it is a Jewish perspective on the New Testament. [[Last Thursday]], [[Pussy]]-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as [[Shitty\|you'd expect.]] Did we also mention that this film is part of an entire fucking quadrilogy?

	'''Shark Tale:''' A [[2004\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|Finding Nemo]] [[unoriginal\|rip-off]], featuring [[Will Smith]]. Oscar the fish works at a Whale Wash ([[No\|Get it]]? [[Unfunny\|BECAUSE THEY'RE FISHES]]). Sharks are not friends in this flick as [[Logic\|sharks see fish as food]]. Oscar befriends a shark voiced by Jack Black and pretends to slay said shark and becomes famous. Soon, he gains fame by endorsing in what is soon to be the most blatant product placements in animation history, next to that animated Adam Sandler [[Jew\|✡]] movie with the creepy old pedophile. The shark mafia finds out of Oscar's lie and tries to kill him. Oscar defeats mafia. The End. This film was protested by the [[Conservatives\|American Family Association]] for supporting faggot-rights. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_Tale#Critical_reception I am not shitting with you.] Since this is a Will Smith movie, expect a lot of [[Nigger\|Bob Marley]] music playing over and over throughout.		'''Shark Tale:''' A [[2004\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|Finding Nemo]] [[unoriginal\|rip-off]], featuring [[Will Smith]]. Oscar the fish works at a Whale Wash ([[No\|Get it]]? [[Unfunny\|BECAUSE THEY'RE FISHES]]). Sharks are not friends in this flick as [[Logic\|sharks see fish as food]]. Oscar befriends a shark voiced by Jack Black and pretends to slay said shark and becomes famous. Soon, he gains fame by endorsing in what is soon to be the most blatant product placements in animation history, next to that animated Adam Sandler [[Jew\|✡]] movie with the creepy old pedophile. The shark mafia finds out of Oscar's lie and tries to kill him. Oscar defeats mafia. The End. This film was protested by the [[Conservatives\|American Family Association]] for supporting faggot-rights. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_Tale#Critical_reception I am not shitting with you.] Since this is a Will Smith movie, expect a lot of [[Nigger\|Bob Marley]] music playing over and over throughout.
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	'''How To Train Your Dragon:''' A film set in Viking [[Denmark]] or [[Sweden]], (then again, who the fuck cares). A flimsy sperglord named '[[Epic fail\|Hiccup]]' wants to be a [[Faggot\|Viking Warrior]], [[Bestiality\|befriends a dragon]] and then he gets laid. Well maybe. It's widely regarded as having good 3D animation and the only DreamWorks movie that most people like. [[Typical\|It also has a TV show]], except on Cartoon Network that has more hair animation than the Nickelodeon cartoons. It's still shit by the way.		'''How To Train Your Dragon:''' A film set in Viking [[Denmark]] or [[Sweden]], (then again, who the fuck cares). A flimsy sperglord named '[[Epic fail\|Hiccup]]' wants to be a [[Faggot\|Viking Warrior]], [[Bestiality\|befriends a dragon]] and then he gets laid. Well maybe. It's widely regarded as having good 3D animation and the only DreamWorks movie that most people like. [[Typical\|It also has a TV show]], except on Cartoon Network that has more hair animation than the Nickelodeon cartoons. It's still shit by the way.

	'''Megamind:''' An evil Smurf/alien hybrid takes over [[Detroit\|a stupid city]] that kisses Brad Pitt's ass and then becomes a superhero that nobody really needs.		'''Megamind:''' An evil Smurf/alien hybrid takes over [[Detroit\|a stupid city]] that kisses Brad Pitt's ass and then becomes a superhero that nobody really needs. Fantards will reply ad-nauseam that it's a rip off of the Superman Graphic Novel Red Son.

	'''Rise of the Guardians:''' "Jack Frost the Movie", better known as "Slash-Fic your Childhood", is about your kid's brain violently vivisected and thrown into your DVD player. Jack Frost, [[Santa Claus]], the [[Easter\|Easter Bunny]], the [[Octomom\|Tooth Fairy]] and the Sandy-Vajajaman are off to hunt and kill the Boogeyman so that he could stop molesting small children before they do. Its main character was clearly only made so that he could fuck Hiccup in the ass. Also, Man-[[Frozen]].		'''Rise of the Guardians:''' "Jack Frost the Movie", better known as "Slash-Fic your Childhood", is about your kid's brain violently vivisected and thrown into your DVD player. Jack Frost, [[Santa Claus]], the [[Easter\|Easter Bunny]], the [[Octomom\|Tooth Fairy]] and the Sandy-Vajajaman are off to hunt and kill the Boogeyman so that he could stop molesting small children before they do. Its main character was clearly only made so that he could fuck Hiccup in the ass. Also, Man-[[Frozen]].

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	'''Megamind:''' An evil Smurf/alien hybrid takes over [[Detroit\|a stupid city]] that kisses Brad Pitt's ass and then becomes a superhero that nobody really needs. Fantards will reply ad-nauseam that it's a rip off of the Superman Graphic Novel Red Son.		'''Megamind:''' An evil Smurf/alien hybrid takes over [[Detroit\|a stupid city]] that kisses Brad Pitt's ass and then becomes a superhero that nobody really needs. Fantards will reply ad-nauseam that it's a rip off of the Superman Graphic Novel Red Son.

	'''[[Yiff in Hell\|Puss in Boots]]:''' A Shrek spinoff that was [[truth\|forgotten]]. A sequel was supposed to be made, but is in development hell, cause who gives a shit. The [[Netflix]] series doesn't count.		'''[[Yiff in Hell\|Puss in Boots]]:''' A Shrek spinoff that was [[truth\|forgotten]]. A sequel was supposed to be made, but is in development hell, cause who gives a shit. The [[Netflix]] series doesn't count. But somehow, they finally got around to making said sequel over 10 years later.

	'''Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted''' The animals go to [[Europe]] and annoy-the fuck out of everybody. The [[Nigger music\|afro-song]] is [[earrape]].		'''Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted''' The animals go to [[Europe]] and annoy-the fuck out of everybody. The [[Nigger music\|afro-song]] is [[earrape]].

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	[[Image:Pixar-dreamworks.gif\|thumb\|right\|360px\|DreamWorks Explained]]DreamWorks once made cartoon-animated films, but [[shit nobody cares about\|nobody gives a fuck about them, considering they might have actually been ok films.]] This is a comprehensive-list of all the franchises [[shit\|shat out]] by DreamWorks.		[[Image:Pixar-dreamworks.gif\|thumb\|right\|360px\|DreamWorks Explained]]DreamWorks once made cartoon-animated films, but [[shit nobody cares about\|nobody gives a fuck about them, considering they might have actually been ok films.]] This is a comprehensive-list of all the franchises [[shit\|shat out]] by DreamWorks.

	'''Antz:''' A [[1990s\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|'A Bug's Life']] [[unoriginal\|ripoff]].		'''Antz:''' A [[1990s\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|'A Bug's Life']] [[unoriginal\|ripoff]] starring [[Woody Allen]] {{Jew}}.

	'''[[Shrek]]:''' A [[Britfag\|Scottish]] Ogre voiced by [[Spy\|Austin Powers]] who was originally supposed to be voiced by [[fatass\|Chris Farley]] but thank God he [[dead\|over dosed]] before it was finished and was rewritten after it was taken over by The Love guru Guy along with a talking [[Jackass\|donkey]] voice-acted by [[Eddie Murphy\|Eddie Murphy]], and [[lolcat\|Puss in Boots]], a Spanish cat [[Homosexual\|matador]] or something, do stupid shit for 2 hours, usually trying to [[fuck]] [[bitch\|Fiona]], a dumb ginger bitch who gets turned into an ogre. This movie was heavily inspired by the [[Bible]], and everything in it is a Jewish perspective on the New Testament. [[Last Thursday]], [[Pussy]]-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as [[Shitty\|you'd expect.]] Did we also mention that this film is part of an entire fucking quadrilogy?		'''[[Shrek]]:''' A [[Britfag\|Scottish]] Ogre voiced by [[Spy\|Austin Powers]] who was originally supposed to be voiced by [[fatass\|Chris Farley]] but thank God he [[dead\|over dosed]] before it was finished and was rewritten after it was taken over by The Love guru Guy along with a talking [[Jackass\|donkey]] voice-acted by [[Eddie Murphy\|Eddie Murphy]], and [[lolcat\|Puss in Boots]], a Spanish cat [[Homosexual\|matador]] or something, do stupid shit for 2 hours, usually trying to [[fuck]] [[bitch\|Fiona]], a dumb ginger bitch who gets turned into an ogre. This movie was heavily inspired by the [[Bible]], and everything in it is a Jewish perspective on the New Testament. [[Last Thursday]], [[Pussy]]-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as [[Shitty\|you'd expect.]] Did we also mention that this film is part of an entire fucking quadrilogy?

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	[[Image:Pixar-dreamworks.gif\|thumb\|right\|360px\|DreamWorks Explained]]DreamWorks once made cartoon-animated films, but [[shit nobody cares about\|nobody gives a fuck about them, considering they might have actually been ok films.]] This is a comprehensive-list of all the franchises [[shit\|shat out]] by DreamWorks.		[[Image:Pixar-dreamworks.gif\|thumb\|right\|360px\|DreamWorks Explained]]DreamWorks once made cartoon-animated films, but [[shit nobody cares about\|nobody gives a fuck about them, considering they might have actually been ok films.]] This is a comprehensive-list of all the franchises [[shit\|shat out]] by DreamWorks.

	'''Antz:''' A [[1990s\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|'A Bug's Life']] [[unoriginal\|~~rip-off~~]].		'''Antz:''' A [[1990s\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|'A Bug's Life']] [[unoriginal\|ripoff]].

	'''[[Shrek]]:''' A [[Britfag\|Scottish]] Ogre voiced by [[Spy\|Austin Powers]] who was originally supposed to be voiced by [[fatass\|Chris Farley]] but thank God he [[dead\|over dosed]] before it was finished and was rewritten after it was taken over by The Love guru Guy along with a talking [[Jackass\|donkey]] voice-acted by [[Eddie Murphy\|Eddie Murphy]], and [[lolcat\|Puss in Boots]], a Spanish cat [[Homosexual\|matador]] or something, do stupid shit for 2 hours, usually trying to [[fuck]] [[bitch\|Fiona]], a dumb ginger bitch who gets turned into an ogre. This movie was heavily inspired by the [[Bible]], and everything in it is a Jewish perspective on the New Testament. [[Last Thursday]], [[Pussy]]-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as [[Shitty\|you'd expect.]] Did we also mention that this film is part of an entire fucking quadrilogy?		'''[[Shrek]]:''' A [[Britfag\|Scottish]] Ogre voiced by [[Spy\|Austin Powers]] who was originally supposed to be voiced by [[fatass\|Chris Farley]] but thank God he [[dead\|over dosed]] before it was finished and was rewritten after it was taken over by The Love guru Guy along with a talking [[Jackass\|donkey]] voice-acted by [[Eddie Murphy\|Eddie Murphy]], and [[lolcat\|Puss in Boots]], a Spanish cat [[Homosexual\|matador]] or something, do stupid shit for 2 hours, usually trying to [[fuck]] [[bitch\|Fiona]], a dumb ginger bitch who gets turned into an ogre. This movie was heavily inspired by the [[Bible]], and everything in it is a Jewish perspective on the New Testament. [[Last Thursday]], [[Pussy]]-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as [[Shitty\|you'd expect.]] Did we also mention that this film is part of an entire fucking quadrilogy?

	'''Shark Tale:''' A [[2004\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|Finding Nemo]] [[unoriginal\|~~rip-off~~]], featuring [[Will Smith]]. Oscar the fish works at a Whale Wash ([[No\|Get it]]? [[Unfunny\|BECAUSE THEY'RE FISHES]]). Sharks are not friends in this flick as [[Logic\|sharks see fish as food]]. Oscar befriends a shark voiced by Jack Black and pretends to slay said shark and becomes famous. Soon, he gains fame by endorsing in what is soon to be the most blatant product placements in animation history, next to that animated Adam Sandler [[Jew\|✡]] movie with the creepy old pedophile. The shark mafia finds out of Oscar's lie and tries to kill him. Oscar defeats mafia. The End. This film was protested by the [[Conservatives\|American Family Association]] for supporting faggot-rights. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_Tale#Critical_reception I am not shitting with you.] Since this is a Will Smith movie, expect a lot of [[Nigger\|Bob Marley]] music playing over and over throughout.		'''Shark Tale:''' A [[2004\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|Finding Nemo]] [[unoriginal\|ripoff]], featuring [[Will Smith]]. Oscar the fish works at a Whale Wash ([[No\|Get it]]? [[Unfunny\|BECAUSE THEY'RE FISHES]]). Sharks are not friends in this flick as [[Logic\|sharks see fish as food]]. Oscar befriends a shark voiced by Jack Black and pretends to slay said shark and becomes famous. Soon, he gains fame by endorsing in what is soon to be the most blatant product placements in animation history, next to that animated Adam Sandler [[Jew\|✡]] movie with the creepy old pedophile. The shark mafia finds out of Oscar's lie and tries to kill him. Oscar defeats mafia. The End. This film was protested by the [[Conservatives\|American Family Association]] for supporting faggot-rights. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_Tale#Critical_reception I am not shitting with you.] Since this is a Will Smith movie, expect a lot of [[Nigger\|Bob Marley]] music playing over and over throughout.

	'''Madagascar:''' An interesting idea, ruined by two unnecessary sequels. Four [[Zoo]] animals from [[New York]] get stuck in some crates or some-shit and then they arrive in [[AIDS]]-ridden [[Madagascar]], home to an absolutely annoying-ass fuck Lemur who crowned himself King called Julian, his [[slave\|assistant]] Maurice who does all his shit for him, and his [[fuck buddy\|biggest fan]] Mort. [[Shit no one cares about\|Keep in mind that in The Penguins Of Madagascar, Julian has a Caribbean accent]], but in the original films, he was voice-acted by [[Sacha Baron Cohen]][[Jew\|✡]], who sounded like an [[American]] trying to imitate a [[Jamaica\|Jamaican]] person. Oh yeah, [[Logic\|and there are also penguins.]] Anyways they get stuck on the island and try to survive, they have fights, and eventually everything is alright. Or is it?		'''Madagascar:''' An interesting idea, ruined by two unnecessary sequels. Four [[Zoo]] animals from [[New York]] get stuck in some crates or some-shit and then they arrive in [[AIDS]]-ridden [[Madagascar]], home to an absolutely annoying-ass fuck Lemur who crowned himself King called Julian, his [[slave\|assistant]] Maurice who does all his shit for him, and his [[fuck buddy\|biggest fan]] Mort. [[Shit no one cares about\|Keep in mind that in The Penguins Of Madagascar, Julian has a Caribbean accent]], but in the original films, he was voice-acted by [[Sacha Baron Cohen]][[Jew\|✡]], who sounded like an [[American]] trying to imitate a [[Jamaica\|Jamaican]] person. Oh yeah, [[Logic\|and there are also penguins.]] Anyways they get stuck on the island and try to survive, they have fights, and eventually everything is alright. Or is it?

	'''[[~~Transformers~~]]:'~~'' One~~ of ~~DreamsWorks only Live Action Movies. Was Good But~~ [[~~Obviously\|the Sequels Sucked~~]].		'''Over The Hedge:''' : A [[cool guy]] Raccoon brings [[McDonald's\|human-food]] like Doritos for [[teh]] animals to eat and the Neo-Luddite Turtle, angry at the modernization of the tribe, gets all [[raeg]] and [[jealous]]. There is a Squirrel called Hammy who has a simultaneous [[ADHD]], [[Assburgers]], and [[AIDS]] infection and is [[Drunk\|addicted]] to soda-pop. He is that [[unfunny]] stupid character that is advertised in a shitload of promotional crap for a movie, that all the Jews and [[American]] citizens find funny for some-reason. They invade some uptight cunt's property and [[lulz]] ensues.

	~~'''Madagascar: Escape~~ [[~~Grammar\|2~~]] ~~Africa:''' The animals build a~~ [[~~crappy~~]] [[~~WTF\|airplane~~]] ~~made from metal~~ and [[~~Accident~~\|~~Malaysia Airlines Flight 370~~]] ~~Debris and attempt to fly back~~ to ~~'New~~-~~Yoke'~~, ~~but crash in even moar~~ [[~~Assburgers\|AIDS~~-~~ridden~~]] ~~Africa. All of the characters still sound annoying as fuck, however~~.

	'''~~Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted''' The animals go to~~ [[~~Europe~~]] ~~and annoy-the fuck out of everybody. The [[Nigger music\|afro-song]] is [[earrape]].~~		'''[[Transformers]]:''' One of DreamWorks only Live Action Movies. Was Good But [[Obviously\|the Sequels Sucked]].

	~~'''Over The Hedge~~:''' ~~: A [[cool guy]] Raccoon brings [[McDonald's\|human-food]] like Doritos for [[teh]] animals to eat and the Neo-Luddite Turtle, angry at the modernization~~ of ~~the tribe, gets all [[raeg]] and [[jealous]]~~. ~~There is a Squirrel called Hammy who has a simultaneous~~ [[~~ADHD]], [[Assburgers]], and [[AIDS]] infection and is [[Drunk~~\|~~addicted]] to soda-pop. He is that [[unfunny]] stupid character that is advertised in a shitload of promotional crap for a movie, that all~~ the ~~Jews and [[American]] citizens find funny for some-reason. They invade some uptight cunt's property and [[lulz~~]] ~~ensues~~.

	'''Bee Movie:''' A terrible Jewish film about a talking Jewish bee, voiced by [[Jerry Seinfeld]] [[Jew\|✡]], with horrible cultural-references that includes bee puns in them (like "Bee Larry King"[[Jew\|✡]]. That's his name. [[Facepalm\|Ugh.]]) The bee ends up having a [[beastiality\|sexual relationship]] [[sick fuck\|with a woman]]. Also the bee's ability to speak causes no controversy or scientific intrigue among humans. Go figure. [[You]] will only laugh once in the film, at the part where Jerry has a bad nightmare where the lady is riding a flying contraption and she waves to him and crashes and dies. Too bad it didn't happen for real.		'''Bee Movie:''' A terrible Jewish film about a talking Jewish bee, voiced by [[Jerry Seinfeld]] [[Jew\|✡]], with horrible cultural-references that includes bee puns in them (like "Bee Larry King"[[Jew\|✡]]. That's his name. [[Facepalm\|Ugh.]]) The bee ends up having a [[beastiality\|sexual relationship]] [[sick fuck\|with a woman]]. Also the bee's ability to speak causes no controversy or scientific intrigue among humans. Go figure. [[You]] will only laugh once in the film, at the part where Jerry has a bad nightmare where the lady is riding a flying contraption and she waves to him and crashes and dies. Too bad it didn't happen for real.
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	'''Kung-Fu Panda:''' Has a large cult-following in [[China]] and a shitty TV show on [[Viacom\|Niggerlodeon]]. A fat panda (named "Po") that makes noodles is titled a [[Kung Fu]] master after an elderly retarded turtle loves his entrance on fireworks, other Kung Fu students get jealous of Po for being [[Disabled\|labeled]] for the position and some dickhead tiger escapes from San Quentin State Prison to kill him. Po kills the savage tiger and [[NOT\|China regains peace.]] Po, the panda is voiced by the only member that anybody knows from [[Erection\|Tenacious]] [[Dick\|D]], [[Shit\|Jack]] [[Nigger\|Black.]]		'''Kung-Fu Panda:''' Has a large cult-following in [[China]] and a shitty TV show on [[Viacom\|Niggerlodeon]]. A fat panda (named "Po") that makes noodles is titled a [[Kung Fu]] master after an elderly retarded turtle loves his entrance on fireworks, other Kung Fu students get jealous of Po for being [[Disabled\|labeled]] for the position and some dickhead tiger escapes from San Quentin State Prison to kill him. Po kills the savage tiger and [[NOT\|China regains peace.]] Po, the panda is voiced by the only member that anybody knows from [[Erection\|Tenacious]] [[Dick\|D]], [[Shit\|Jack]] [[Nigger\|Black.]] [[Wat?\|Plus it needed to be a trilogy]].

			'''Madagascar: Escape [[Grammar\|2]] Africa:''' The animals build a [[crappy]] [[WTF\|airplane]] made from metal and [[Accident\|Malaysia Airlines Flight 370]] Debris and attempt to fly back to 'New-Yoke', but crash in even moar [[Assburgers\|AIDS-ridden]] Africa. All of the characters still sound annoying as fuck, however.

	'''Monsters Vs. Aliens:''' The-title is a bit confusing, but Aliens try to destroy the Earth or something and then a chick and some monsters battle them and they win. No one has cared about this film since it was released in 2009.		'''Monsters Vs. Aliens:''' The-title is a bit confusing, but Aliens try to destroy the Earth or something and then a chick and some monsters battle them and they win. No one has cared about this film since it was released in 2009.
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	'''Megamind:''' An evil Smurf/alien hybrid takes over [[Detroit\|a stupid city]] that kisses Brad Pitt's ass and then becomes a superhero that nobody really needs. Fantards will reply ad-nauseam that it's a rip off of the Superman Graphic Novel Red Son.		'''Megamind:''' An evil Smurf/alien hybrid takes over [[Detroit\|a stupid city]] that kisses Brad Pitt's ass and then becomes a superhero that nobody really needs. Fantards will reply ad-nauseam that it's a rip off of the Superman Graphic Novel Red Son.

			'''[[Yiff in Hell\|Puss in Boots]]:''' A Shrek spinoff that was [[truth\|forgotten]]. A sequel was supposed to be made, but is in development hell, cause who gives a shit. The [[Netflix]] series doesn't count.

			'''Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted''' The animals go to [[Europe]] and annoy-the fuck out of everybody. The [[Nigger music\|afro-song]] is [[earrape]].

	'''Rise of the Guardians:''' "Jack Frost the Movie", better known as "Slash-Fic your Childhood", is about your kid's brain violently vivisected and thrown into your DVD player. Jack Frost, [[Santa Claus]], the [[Easter\|Easter Bunny]], the [[Octomom\|Tooth Fairy]] and the Sandy-Vajajaman are off to hunt and kill the Boogeyman so that he could stop molesting small children before they do. Its main character was clearly only made so that he could fuck Hiccup in the ass. Also, Man-[[Frozen]].		'''Rise of the Guardians:''' "Jack Frost the Movie", better known as "Slash-Fic your Childhood", is about your kid's brain violently vivisected and thrown into your DVD player. Jack Frost, [[Santa Claus]], the [[Easter\|Easter Bunny]], the [[Octomom\|Tooth Fairy]] and the Sandy-Vajajaman are off to hunt and kill the Boogeyman so that he could stop molesting small children before they do. Its main character was clearly only made so that he could fuck Hiccup in the ass. Also, Man-[[Frozen]].
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	'''How to Train your Dragon 2:''' A sequel to the original How to [[Masturbate\|Train]] your Dragon. The movie basically centers around [[Viking\|Hiccup]] meeting his long-lost [[Your mom\|mother]] who turns out to be another dragon [[Secks\|rider]]. Hiccup hears about a [[Anders Behring Breivik\|crazy murderer]] named [[Unoriginal\|"Drago"]], who has a giant [[Final boss of the internet\|"alpha dragon"]] with [[Magic\|mind-control]] powers. Drago and Hiccup and his friends then have a giant battle, which Hiccup loses, and Hiccup's dad is [[Pwnt\|killed]] when he jumps in front of a mind-controlled Toothless who had originally intended to kill Hiccup instead. This death resulted more BAWWWing from [[Depression\|brokenhearted]] fangirls than has ever before been seen in DreamWorks history. Drago is defeated at the end of the movie, though, and Toothless is freed from the mind-control. Hiccup then be[[Cum\|comes]] the new chief of [[Norway\|Berk]]. Somehow, HTTYD2 [[Wut\|made a lot more money than the original movie]].		'''How to Train your Dragon 2:''' A sequel to the original How to [[Masturbate\|Train]] your Dragon. The movie basically centers around [[Viking\|Hiccup]] meeting his long-lost [[Your mom\|mother]] who turns out to be another dragon [[Secks\|rider]]. Hiccup hears about a [[Anders Behring Breivik\|crazy murderer]] named [[Unoriginal\|"Drago"]], who has a giant [[Final boss of the internet\|"alpha dragon"]] with [[Magic\|mind-control]] powers. Drago and Hiccup and his friends then have a giant battle, which Hiccup loses, and Hiccup's dad is [[Pwnt\|killed]] when he jumps in front of a mind-controlled Toothless who had originally intended to kill Hiccup instead. This death resulted more BAWWWing from [[Depression\|brokenhearted]] fangirls than has ever before been seen in DreamWorks history. Drago is defeated at the end of the movie, though, and Toothless is freed from the mind-control. Hiccup then be[[Cum\|comes]] the new chief of [[Norway\|Berk]]. Somehow, HTTYD2 [[Wut\|made a lot more money than the original movie]].

	'''Home:''' Basically an E.T. ~~ripp-off~~. This dumbass alien named [[Exploitable\|Oh]] (Yes, that's actually his name) fucks up and runs away from his alien race which eventually leads him to team up with a girl named Tip who's trying to find her mother. It's bad, trust us.		'''Home:''' Basically an E.T. ripoff. This dumbass alien named [[Exploitable\|Oh]] (Yes, that's actually his name) fucks up and runs away from his alien race which eventually leads him to team up with a girl named Tip who's trying to find her mother. It's bad, trust us.

	'''[[U mad?\|Trolls]]:''' This film is about a paranoid [[goth]] troll (named "[[Stupid\|Branch]]") who becomes a bitch slave to some [[Tumblrina\|radical pink-haired feminazi]] (named "[[Pop-Tart\|Poppy]]"), after her kingdom is fucked hard by a giant heap of shit known as a "[[Assburger\|Bergen]]". The "Bergens" force all of the trolls into becoming their personal sex dolls - for twenty fucking years. Poppy and Branch decide to play Co-op, help [https://archive.fo/zfKGv/7eedd0c1cb5cec0337565eaaa0a81cc112d34616.jpg some fugly cow] get laid so that she can help the Trolls escape from prison rape, some other shit happens, they all get caught and get so fucking depressed about reality that [[Miserable failure\|they turn grey]]. Branch confesses that he "[[Fuck her right in the pussy\|loves]]" Poppy, which makes everyone regain all their [[Race\|colors]] (including the Bergen shitstains), and then everyone contracts [[AIDS]]. The end.		'''[[U mad?\|Trolls]]:''' This film is about a paranoid [[goth]] troll (named "[[Stupid\|Branch]]") who becomes a bitch slave to some [[Tumblrina\|radical pink-haired feminazi]] (named "[[Pop-Tart\|Poppy]]"), after her kingdom is fucked hard by a giant heap of shit known as a "[[Assburger\|Bergen]]". The "Bergens" force all of the trolls into becoming their personal sex dolls - for twenty fucking years. Poppy and Branch decide to play Co-op, help [https://archive.fo/zfKGv/7eedd0c1cb5cec0337565eaaa0a81cc112d34616.jpg some fugly cow] get laid so that she can help the Trolls escape from prison rape, some other shit happens, they all get caught and get so fucking depressed about reality that [[Miserable failure\|they turn grey]]. Branch confesses that he "[[Fuck her right in the pussy\|loves]]" Poppy, which makes everyone regain all their [[Race\|colors]] (including the Bergen shitstains), and then everyone contracts [[AIDS]]. The end.

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	'''How to Train your Dragon 2:''' A sequel to the original How to [[Masturbate\|Train]] your Dragon. The movie basically centers around [[Viking\|Hiccup]] meeting his long-lost [[Your mom\|mother]] who turns out to be another dragon [[Secks\|rider]]. Hiccup hears about a [[Anders Behring Breivik\|crazy murderer]] named [[Unoriginal\|"Drago"]], who has a giant [[Final boss of the internet\|"alpha dragon"]] with [[Magic\|mind-control]] powers. Drago and Hiccup and his friends then have a giant battle, which Hiccup loses, and Hiccup's dad is [[Pwnt\|killed]] when he jumps in front of a mind-controlled Toothless who had originally intended to kill Hiccup instead. This death resulted more BAWWWing from [[Depression\|brokenhearted]] fangirls than has ever before been seen in DreamWorks history. Drago is defeated at the end of the movie, though, and Toothless is freed from the mind-control. Hiccup then be[[Cum\|comes]] the new chief of [[Norway\|Berk]]. Somehow, HTTYD2 [[Wut\|made a lot more money than the original movie]].		'''How to Train your Dragon 2:''' A sequel to the original How to [[Masturbate\|Train]] your Dragon. The movie basically centers around [[Viking\|Hiccup]] meeting his long-lost [[Your mom\|mother]] who turns out to be another dragon [[Secks\|rider]]. Hiccup hears about a [[Anders Behring Breivik\|crazy murderer]] named [[Unoriginal\|"Drago"]], who has a giant [[Final boss of the internet\|"alpha dragon"]] with [[Magic\|mind-control]] powers. Drago and Hiccup and his friends then have a giant battle, which Hiccup loses, and Hiccup's dad is [[Pwnt\|killed]] when he jumps in front of a mind-controlled Toothless who had originally intended to kill Hiccup instead. This death resulted more BAWWWing from [[Depression\|brokenhearted]] fangirls than has ever before been seen in DreamWorks history. Drago is defeated at the end of the movie, though, and Toothless is freed from the mind-control. Hiccup then be[[Cum\|comes]] the new chief of [[Norway\|Berk]]. Somehow, HTTYD2 [[Wut\|made a lot more money than the original movie]].

	'''Home:''' This dumbass alien named [[Exploitable\|Oh]] (Yes, that's actually his name) fucks up and runs away from his alien race which eventually leads him to team up with a girl named Tip who's trying to find her mother. It's bad, trust us.		'''Home:''' Basically an E.T. ripp-off. This dumbass alien named [[Exploitable\|Oh]] (Yes, that's actually his name) fucks up and runs away from his alien race which eventually leads him to team up with a girl named Tip who's trying to find her mother. It's bad, trust us.

	'''[[U mad?\|Trolls]]:''' This film is about a paranoid [[goth]] troll (named "[[Stupid\|Branch]]") who becomes a bitch slave to some [[Tumblrina\|radical pink-haired feminazi]] (named "[[Pop-Tart\|Poppy]]"), after her kingdom is fucked hard by a giant heap of shit known as a "[[Assburger\|Bergen]]". The "Bergens" force all of the trolls into becoming their personal sex dolls - for twenty fucking years. Poppy and Branch decide to play Co-op, help [http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/bridget-trolls-34.8.jpg some fugly cow] get laid so that she can help the Trolls escape from prison rape, some other shit happens, they all get caught and get so fucking depressed about reality that [[Miserable failure\|they turn grey]]. Branch confesses that he "[[Fuck her right in the pussy\|loves]]" Poppy, which makes everyone regain all their [[Race\|colors]] (including the Bergen shitstains), and then everyone contracts [[AIDS]]. The end.		'''[[U mad?\|Trolls]]:''' This film is about a paranoid [[goth]] troll (named "[[Stupid\|Branch]]") who becomes a bitch slave to some [[Tumblrina\|radical pink-haired feminazi]] (named "[[Pop-Tart\|Poppy]]"), after her kingdom is fucked hard by a giant heap of shit known as a "[[Assburger\|Bergen]]". The "Bergens" force all of the trolls into becoming their personal sex dolls - for twenty fucking years. Poppy and Branch decide to play Co-op, help [http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/bridget-trolls-34.8.jpg some fugly cow] get laid so that she can help the Trolls escape from prison rape, some other shit happens, they all get caught and get so fucking depressed about reality that [[Miserable failure\|they turn grey]]. Branch confesses that he "[[Fuck her right in the pussy\|loves]]" Poppy, which makes everyone regain all their [[Race\|colors]] (including the Bergen shitstains), and then everyone contracts [[AIDS]]. The end.

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	'''Antz:''' A [[1990s\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|'A Bug's Life']] [[unoriginal\|rip-off]].		'''Antz:''' A [[1990s\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|'A Bug's Life']] [[unoriginal\|rip-off]].

	'''[[Shrek]]:''' A [[Britfag\|Scottish]] Ogre voiced by [[Spy\|Austin Powers]], along with a talking [[Jackass\|donkey]] voice-acted by [[Eddie Murphy\|Eddie Murphy]], and [[lolcat\|Puss in Boots]], a Spanish cat [[Homosexual\|matador]] or something, do stupid shit for 2 hours, usually trying to [[fuck]] [[bitch\|Fiona]], a dumb bitch who gets turned into an ogre. This movie was heavily inspired by the [[Bible]], and everything in it is a Jewish perspective on the New Testament. [[Last Thursday]], [[Pussy]]-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as [[Shitty\|you'd expect.]] Did we also mention that this film is part of an entire fucking quadrilogy?		'''[[Shrek]]:''' A [[Britfag\|Scottish]] Ogre voiced by [[Spy\|Austin Powers]] who was originally supposed to be voiced by [[fatass\|Chris Farley]] but thank God he [[dead\|over dosed]] before it was finished and was rewritten after it was taken over by The Love guru Guy along with a talking [[Jackass\|donkey]] voice-acted by [[Eddie Murphy\|Eddie Murphy]], and [[lolcat\|Puss in Boots]], a Spanish cat [[Homosexual\|matador]] or something, do stupid shit for 2 hours, usually trying to [[fuck]] [[bitch\|Fiona]], a dumb ginger bitch who gets turned into an ogre. This movie was heavily inspired by the [[Bible]], and everything in it is a Jewish perspective on the New Testament. [[Last Thursday]], [[Pussy]]-Boots got his own movie, and it was just as [[Shitty\|you'd expect.]] Did we also mention that this film is part of an entire fucking quadrilogy?

	'''Shark Tale:''' A [[2004\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|Finding Nemo]] [[unoriginal\|rip-off]], featuring [[Will Smith]]. Oscar the fish works at a Whale Wash ([[No\|Get it]]? [[Unfunny\|BECAUSE THEY'RE FISHES]]). Sharks are not friends in this flick as [[Logic\|sharks see fish as food]]. Oscar befriends a shark voiced by Jack Black and pretends to slay said shark and becomes famous. Soon, he gains fame by endorsing in what is soon to be the most blatant product placements in animation history, next to that animated Adam Sandler [[Jew\|✡]] movie with the creepy old pedophile. The shark mafia finds out of Oscar's lie and tries to kill him. Oscar defeats mafia. The End. This film was protested by the [[Conservatives\|American Family Association]] for supporting faggot-rights. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_Tale#Critical_reception I am not shitting with you.] Since this is a Will Smith movie, expect a lot of [[Nigger\|Bob Marley]] music playing over and over throughout.		'''Shark Tale:''' A [[2004\|primitive]] [[Pixar\|Finding Nemo]] [[unoriginal\|rip-off]], featuring [[Will Smith]]. Oscar the fish works at a Whale Wash ([[No\|Get it]]? [[Unfunny\|BECAUSE THEY'RE FISHES]]). Sharks are not friends in this flick as [[Logic\|sharks see fish as food]]. Oscar befriends a shark voiced by Jack Black and pretends to slay said shark and becomes famous. Soon, he gains fame by endorsing in what is soon to be the most blatant product placements in animation history, next to that animated Adam Sandler [[Jew\|✡]] movie with the creepy old pedophile. The shark mafia finds out of Oscar's lie and tries to kill him. Oscar defeats mafia. The End. This film was protested by the [[Conservatives\|American Family Association]] for supporting faggot-rights. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_Tale#Critical_reception I am not shitting with you.] Since this is a Will Smith movie, expect a lot of [[Nigger\|Bob Marley]] music playing over and over throughout.
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	'''How To Train Your Dragon:''' A film set in Viking [[Denmark]] or [[Sweden]], (then again, who the fuck cares). A flimsy sperglord named '[[Epic fail\|Hiccup]]' wants to be a [[Faggot\|Viking Warrior]], [[Bestiality\|befriends a dragon]] and then he gets laid. Well maybe. It's widely regarded as having good 3D animation and the only DreamWorks movie that most people like. [[Typical\|It also has a TV show]], except on Cartoon Network that has more hair animation than the Nickelodeon cartoons. It's still shit by the way.		'''How To Train Your Dragon:''' A film set in Viking [[Denmark]] or [[Sweden]], (then again, who the fuck cares). A flimsy sperglord named '[[Epic fail\|Hiccup]]' wants to be a [[Faggot\|Viking Warrior]], [[Bestiality\|befriends a dragon]] and then he gets laid. Well maybe. It's widely regarded as having good 3D animation and the only DreamWorks movie that most people like. [[Typical\|It also has a TV show]], except on Cartoon Network that has more hair animation than the Nickelodeon cartoons. It's still shit by the way.

	'''Megamind:''' An evil Smurf/alien hybrid takes over [[Detroit\|a stupid city]] that kisses Brad Pitt's ass and then becomes a superhero that nobody really needs.		'''Megamind:''' An evil Smurf/alien hybrid takes over [[Detroit\|a stupid city]] that kisses Brad Pitt's ass and then becomes a superhero that nobody really needs. Fantards will reply ad-nauseam that it's a rip off of the Superman Graphic Novel Red Son.

	'''Rise of the Guardians:''' "Jack Frost the Movie", better known as "Slash-Fic your Childhood", is about your kid's brain violently vivisected and thrown into your DVD player. Jack Frost, [[Santa Claus]], the [[Easter\|Easter Bunny]], the [[Octomom\|Tooth Fairy]] and the Sandy-Vajajaman are off to hunt and kill the Boogeyman so that he could stop molesting small children before they do. Its main character was clearly only made so that he could fuck Hiccup in the ass. Also, Man-[[Frozen]].		'''Rise of the Guardians:''' "Jack Frost the Movie", better known as "Slash-Fic your Childhood", is about your kid's brain violently vivisected and thrown into your DVD player. Jack Frost, [[Santa Claus]], the [[Easter\|Easter Bunny]], the [[Octomom\|Tooth Fairy]] and the Sandy-Vajajaman are off to hunt and kill the Boogeyman so that he could stop molesting small children before they do. Its main character was clearly only made so that he could fuck Hiccup in the ass. Also, Man-[[Frozen]].