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	==Monsters==		==Monsters==
	[[Image:Doom3_basement_dweller.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Martian Basement Dwellers]]		[[Image:Doom3_basement_dweller.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Martian Basement Dwellers]]
			[[Image:Doom3HellKnighJerkingOff.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Hell Knight is trying to have some privacy]]

	* '''Zombie''' - They're trying to be oh-sooo scary, but go down in like 2 pistol shots.		* '''Zombie''' - They're trying to be oh-sooo scary, but go down in like 2 pistol shots.
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	* '''Cyberdemon''' - Looks like total shit. Throw your soul cube at him and you win the game.		* '''Cyberdemon''' - Looks like total shit. Throw your soul cube at him and you win the game.
	* '''Maledict''' - Dr. Betruger in his fancy new Demon outfit. Outrageous!		* '''Maledict''' - Dr. Betruger in his fancy new Demon outfit. Outrageous!


	==Weapons==		==Weapons==

imported>Killerratte: /* Story */

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Story

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	'''Doom 3 - Resurrection of Evil'''		'''Doom 3 - Resurrection of Evil'''

	You are part of an ~~expidition~~ of spess mehrens to uncover some relic on Mars. Of course that thing is directly connected to hell and unleashes the same lame-ass monsters again. Boy, I sure wouldn't want to be the insurance company for UAC.		You are part of an expedition of spess mehrens to uncover some relic on Mars. Of course that thing is directly connected to hell and unleashes the same lame-ass monsters again. Boy, I sure wouldn't want to be the insurance company for UAC.

	This hell relic makes the psycho-looking unnamed marine even more psycho and he fucks up everything on his way to hell, where he kills Dr. Betruger fo' real.		This hell relic makes the psycho-looking unnamed marine even more psycho and he fucks up everything on his way to hell, where he kills Dr. Betruger fo' real.
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	[[TLDR]], the game and its addon thought it could be as unique as System Shock with its story elements, but failed miserably.		[[TLDR]], the game and its addon thought it could be as unique as System Shock with its story elements, but failed miserably.


	==Graphics==		==Graphics==

imported>Killerratte at 17:23, 7 August 2022

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	'''''Doom 3''''' isn't so much a game, as it is a satire of the FPS genre. The gameplay consists of walking through endless identical metal corridors, shooting a small variety of identical enemies, talking to identical NPCs (who all happen to be some derivation of a bald guy with green eyes or a half asian dude in a yellow jump suit with a Wally Cleaver hairdo), listening to some faggot on a radio telling you where to go next, while you happen upon "audio logs" filled with meaningless purile dialogue that serve as a weak attempt to fill in backstory, and occasionally you'll be tasked with doing random dumb unfun shit, like picking up toxic waste barrels with a claw machine, like you're a fucking waste management technician.		'''''Doom 3''''' isn't so much a game, as it is a satire of the FPS genre. The gameplay consists of walking through endless identical metal corridors, shooting a small variety of identical enemies, talking to identical NPCs (who all happen to be some derivation of a bald guy with green eyes or a half asian dude in a yellow jump suit with a Wally Cleaver hairdo), listening to some faggot on a radio telling you where to go next, while you happen upon "audio logs" filled with meaningless purile dialogue that serve as a weak attempt to fill in backstory, and occasionally you'll be tasked with doing random dumb unfun shit, like picking up toxic waste barrels with a claw machine, like you're a fucking waste management technician.

	Add to this the game's notoriously shit weapons, B-movie monster closet jumpscares (if you can even call a dead Howie Mandell lurching at you from around a corner "scary"), retarded enemy designs such as a flying bald woman's head with piranha teeth, a fucking sprint meter, a flashlight that you had to toggle because the Xbox version couldn't handle gunfire and dynamic lighting at the same time, so they gimped both console & PC versions (because, big surprise, DOOM 3 is a console shooter and a bad one at that), Reddit-tier references and in-jokes like the heckin' wacky turkey puncher arcade machine, and of course, the "plot" which is akin to an especially bad Vin Diesel movie. Despite having a 5+ minutes long unskippable intro sequence and multiple cutscenes, it somehow manages to be less enthralling than the original game's story which barely existed at all. DOOM 3 is one of the biggest pieces of shit ever made.		Add to this the game's notoriously shit weapons, B-movie monster closet jumpscares (if you can even call a dead Howie Mandell lurching at you from around a corner "scary"), retarded enemy designs such as a flying bald woman's head with piranha teeth, a fucking sprint meter, a flashlight that you had to toggle because the Xbox version couldn't handle gunfire and dynamic lighting at the same time, so they gimped both console & PC versions (because, big surprise, DOOM 3 is a console shooter and a bad one at that), Reddit-tier references and in-jokes like the heckin' wacky turkey puncher arcade machine, and of course, the "plot" which is akin to an especially bad Vin Diesel movie. Despite having a 5+ minutes long unskippable intro sequence and multiple cutscenes, it somehow manages to be less enthralling than the original game's story which barely existed at all. '''DOOM 3 is one of the biggest pieces of shit ever made'''.

	As if the game wasn't already irrelevant enough upon its original release in 2004, "id" decided to re-release the game in 2012 and make it even easier by adding more ammo and a always-on flashlight, so that the whiny faggots that couldn't handle the original's stupid gamedesign can experience the complete mediocrity that is Doom 3. They're calling it the "BFG Edition", and it looks like the exact same low-poly plastic shit that it did in 2004, despite their claims of "remastered" graphics. The "Boring Fucking Game" edition also includes a new expansion pack called "The Lost Mission" but it's sadly 8 years too late for anyone to give a shit. And if you thought The Lost Mission would address Doom 3's criticisms (broom closet sized levels, predictable enemy appearances, ect) YOU WERE COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG!		As if the game wasn't already irrelevant enough upon its original release in 2004, "id" decided to re-release the game in 2012 and make it even easier by adding more ammo and a always-on flashlight, so that the whiny faggots that couldn't handle the original's stupid gamedesign can experience the complete mediocrity that is Doom 3. They're calling it the "BFG Edition", and it looks like the exact same low-poly plastic shit that it did in 2004, despite their claims of "remastered" graphics. The "Boring Fucking Game" edition also includes a new expansion pack called "The Lost Mission" but it's sadly 8 years too late for anyone to give a shit. And if you thought The Lost Mission would address Doom 3's criticisms (broom closet sized levels, predictable enemy appearances, ect) YOU WERE COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG!

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	[[Image:Doom3 logo.jpg\|thumb\|A game so forgettable that even [[v/\|/v/]] doesn't talk about it anymore...]]		[[Image:Doom3 logo.jpg\|thumb\|A game so forgettable that even [[v/\|/v/]] doesn't talk about it anymore...]]

	'''''Doom 3''''' is ~~pretty much~~ a ~~reboot~~ of ~~''[[Doom]]''~~ with ~~slightly better graphics and~~ a ~~lot less things~~ to ~~shoot. This makes it really not like ''Doom'' at all except that it takes place~~ on ~~Mars~~ with a ~~portal~~ to ~~hell~~, ~~aside that Doom never took place on Mars~~, ~~but its moons Deimos & Phobos~~.		'''''Doom 3''''' isn't so much a game, as it is a satire of the FPS genre. The gameplay consists of walking through endless identical metal corridors, shooting a small variety of identical enemies, talking to identical NPCs (who all happen to be some derivation of a bald guy with green eyes or a half asian dude in a yellow jump suit with a Wally Cleaver hairdo), listening to some faggot on a radio telling you where to go next, while you happen upon "audio logs" filled with meaningless purile dialogue that serve as a weak attempt to fill in backstory, and occasionally you'll be tasked with doing random dumb unfun shit, like picking up toxic waste barrels with a claw machine, like you're a fucking waste management technician.

	~~You get~~ to ~~fight slow [[zombie]]~~s ~~with [[moar]] realistic skin textures. The graphics have become [[~~shit~~\|bland and unappealing]]~~, even ~~the old Doom with its colorful pixel monsters is more enjoyable.~~ "id" ~~designed the game to scare [[13 year old boy\|everybody~~'s ~~little brother]]~~ with ~~cheap jumpscares. Children~~ and ~~nearly anyone below~~ the ~~M rated age for this game~~ is ~~widely known~~ to ~~have [[shit]] their pants playing~~ the game at the ~~sight~~ of ~~the first zombie~~.		Add to this the game's notoriously shit weapons, B-movie monster closet jumpscares (if you can even call a dead Howie Mandell lurching at you from around a corner "scary"), retarded enemy designs such as a flying bald woman's head with piranha teeth, a fucking sprint meter, a flashlight that you had to toggle because the Xbox version couldn't handle gunfire and dynamic lighting at the same time, so they gimped both console & PC versions (because, big surprise, DOOM 3 is a console shooter and a bad one at that), Reddit-tier references and in-jokes like the heckin' wacky turkey puncher arcade machine, and of course, the "plot" which is akin to an especially bad Vin Diesel movie. Despite having a 5+ minutes long unskippable intro sequence and multiple cutscenes, it somehow manages to be less enthralling than the original game's story which barely existed at all. DOOM 3 is one of the biggest pieces of shit ever made.

	As if the game wasn't already irrelevant enough upon its original release in 2004, "id" decided to re-release the game in 2012 and make it even easier by adding more ammo and a always-on flashlight, so that the whiny faggots that couldn't handle the original can experience the mediocrity that is Doom 3. They're calling it the "BFG Edition", and it looks like the exact same low-poly plastic shit that it did ~~8 years ago~~, despite their claims of "remastered" graphics. The "Boring Fucking Game" edition also includes a new expansion pack called "The Lost Mission" but it's sadly 8 years too late for anyone to give a shit. And if you thought The Lost Mission would address Doom 3's criticisms (broom closet sized levels, predictable enemy appearances, ect) YOU WERE COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG!		As if the game wasn't already irrelevant enough upon its original release in 2004, "id" decided to re-release the game in 2012 and make it even easier by adding more ammo and a always-on flashlight, so that the whiny faggots that couldn't handle the original's stupid gamedesign can experience the complete mediocrity that is Doom 3. They're calling it the "BFG Edition", and it looks like the exact same low-poly plastic shit that it did in 2004, despite their claims of "remastered" graphics. The "Boring Fucking Game" edition also includes a new expansion pack called "The Lost Mission" but it's sadly 8 years too late for anyone to give a shit. And if you thought The Lost Mission would address Doom 3's criticisms (broom closet sized levels, predictable enemy appearances, ect) YOU WERE COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG!

	== The whole story of Doom 3, in YouTube videos ==		== The whole story of Doom 3, in YouTube videos ==
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	The gameplay is based on running around and shooting [[shit]] like in ''[[Doom]]'', but not even one quarter as exciting. You're also forced to read the typical [[USI\|"HEY CHECK OUT WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT"]] - emails and get codes from them for supply crates.		The gameplay is based on running around and shooting [[shit]] like in ''[[Doom]]'', but not even one quarter as exciting. You're also forced to read the typical [[USI\|"HEY CHECK OUT WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT"]] - emails and get codes from them for supply crates.

	It's as dark as the far reaches of the universe, but yet you can't hold your gun and flashlight at once. Ironically, the darkest pits of hell are better lit than the earlier surface station levels. [[Lulz]] ensued when mods were created to fix this oversight. The mod assumes simply that duct-tape exists somewhere on Mars. John Carmack, creator of Doom, has personally denounced this abomination as violating canon and ruining the story. Id software has sent cease and desist notices to any websites providing this mod for download. The real reason for Carmack denouncing the [[fleshlight\|flashlight]] mod, is that it increases the chances of the player catching a rare glimpse of [[John Romero]] [[autofellatio\|auto-fellating]] himself in a dark corner of the Mars base.		It's as dark as the far reaches of the universe, but yet you can't hold your gun and flashlight at once. Ironically, the darkest pits of hell are better lit than the earlier surface station levels. [[Lulz]] ensued when mods were created to fix this oversight. The mod assumes simply that duct-tape exists somewhere on Mars. John Carmack, creator of Doom, has personally denounced this abomination as violating canon and ruining the story. Id software has sent cease and desist notices to any websites providing this mod for download. The real reason for Carmack denouncing the [[fleshlight\|flashlight]] mod, is that it increases the chances of the player catching a rare glimpse of [[John Romero]] [[autofellatio\|auto-fellating]] himself in a dark corner of the Mars base.

	The levels all revolve around the following, only changing the textures of the walls and the number of corners, from which the demons jump at you to [[rape]] your [[in the ass\|ass]]. When a new enemy is introduced like the Pinky (which is neither pink, a bull, a pig or anything to its original) and the Hell Knight (dude on the cover) the developers thought it would be [[Christian furry\|extra scary]] to fully expose them in cutscenes first and after that put in multitudes of them. And that's basically why the game isn't even remotely scary to anyone above the age of 12.		The levels all revolve around the following, only changing the textures of the walls and the number of corners, from which the demons jump at you to [[rape]] your [[in the ass\|ass]]. When a new enemy is introduced like the Pinky (which is neither pink, a bull, a pig or anything to its original) and the Hell Knight (dude on the cover) the developers thought it would be [[Christian furry\|extra scary]] to fully expose them in cutscenes first and after that put in multitudes of them. And that's basically why the game isn't even remotely scary to anyone above the age of 12.

imported>Killerratte: /* The whole story of Doom 3, in YouTube videos */

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The whole story of Doom 3, in YouTube videos

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	== The whole story of Doom 3, in YouTube videos ==		== The whole story of Doom 3, in YouTube videos ==
	<center>{{fv\|doomz\|background-color: White;\|font-weight: bold;\|		<center>{{fv\|doomz\|background-color: White;\|font-weight: bold;\|
	<youtube>w0eDrogZ7lA</youtube~~><center~~>'''THE DOOM'''~~</center>~~\|		<youtube>w0eDrogZ7lA</youtube>'''THE DOOM'''\|
	<youtube>NuvuIO23vRg</youtube~~><center~~>'''THE FLOWER SHOP OF DOOM'''~~</center>~~\|		<youtube>NuvuIO23vRg</youtube>'''THE FLOWER SHOP OF DOOM'''\|
	}}</center>		}}</center>

imported>AlGore: /* See also */

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imported>AlGore: /* See also */

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	{{~~DIPLAYTITLE~~:''Doom 3''}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Doom 3''}}
	{{spoiler\|SGT. KELLY BETRAYS YOU AND THE FINAL BOSS IS REALLY FUCKING DISAPPOINTING, 'CAUSE YOU CAN ONLY HURT IT WITH THE SOULCUBE}}		{{spoiler\|SGT. KELLY BETRAYS YOU AND THE FINAL BOSS IS REALLY FUCKING DISAPPOINTING, 'CAUSE YOU CAN ONLY HURT IT WITH THE SOULCUBE}}

	[[Image:Doom3 logo.jpg\|thumb\|A game so ~~forgetable~~ that even [[v/\|/v/]] doesn't talk about it anymore...]]		[[Image:Doom3 logo.jpg\|thumb\|A game so forgettable that even [[v/\|/v/]] doesn't talk about it anymore...]]

	'''''Doom 3''''' is pretty much a reboot of ''[[Doom]]'' with slightly better graphics and a lot less things to shoot. This makes it really not like ''Doom'' at all except that it takes place on Mars with a portal to hell, aside that Doom never took place on Mars, but its moons Deimos & Phobos.		'''''Doom 3''''' is pretty much a reboot of ''[[Doom]]'' with slightly better graphics and a lot less things to shoot. This makes it really not like ''Doom'' at all except that it takes place on Mars with a portal to hell, aside that Doom never took place on Mars, but its moons Deimos & Phobos.

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	*[[Doom]] - Superior game, predecessor and has so many mods and maps that you could spend an entire lifetime with it.		*[[Doom]] - Superior game, predecessor and has so many mods and maps that you could spend an entire lifetime with it.

	*[[Doom 4]] - ~~the~~ even shittier ~~sequel~~.		*[[Doom 4]] - even shittier reboot.

	*[[The Doom Comic]] - The best comic of all time. Thankfully not related much with this pile of shit.		*[[The Doom Comic]] - The best comic of all time. Thankfully not related much with this pile of shit.

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	*[[Doom]] - Superior game, predecessor and has so many mods and maps that you could spend an entire lifetime with it.		*[[Doom]] - Superior game, predecessor and has so many mods and maps that you could spend an entire lifetime with it.

			*[[Doom 4]] - the even shittier sequel.

	*[[The Doom Comic]] - The best comic of all time. Thankfully not related much with this pile of shit.		*[[The Doom Comic]] - The best comic of all time. Thankfully not related much with this pile of shit.


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