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Gaydolfjitler: /* Dog myths */

2025-07-31T22:24:06Z

Dog myths

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	'''''Myth #1 dogs are the most intelligent creatures on earth second only to humans!'''''		'''''Myth #1 dogs are the most intelligent creatures on earth second only to humans!'''''

	Fact: Contrary to popular belief, dogs are [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2396570/Pets-depressed-left-home-day-working-owners.html\| not very intelligent]. There are many other animals with far superior intelligence, such as dolphins, Germans, crows and octopuses. This myth, that dog-fucking, pro-bestiality furfags pulled out of their asses, refuses to die because it serves as a lazy and convenient plot device in family-friendly movies.		Fact: Contrary to popular belief, dogs are [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2396570/Pets-depressed-left-home-day-working-owners.html\| not very intelligent]. There are many other animals with far superior intelligence, such as dolphins, Germans, crows and octopuses. This myth, that [[woman\|dog-fucking, pro-bestiality furfags]] pulled out of their asses, refuses to die because it serves as a lazy and convenient plot device in family-friendly movies.

	'''''Myth #2 dogs (especially females) are strong and independent'''''		'''''Myth #2 dogs (especially females) are strong and independent'''''

Gaydolfjitler: Added ATF shout out

2025-07-31T22:20:37Z

Added ATF shout out

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	*'''Nazism''': Train your dog to salute [[Hitler]] and become [[Nazi pug\|internet famous.]]		*'''Nazism''': Train your dog to salute [[Hitler]] and become [[Nazi pug\|internet famous.]]
	*'''[[Azn]]''': Make a deal with your county pound by helping them get rid of strays while using them in your bulgogi.		*'''[[Azn]]''': Make a deal with your county pound by helping them get rid of strays while using them in your bulgogi.
			*'''[[ATF\|ATF Agent]]:''' Shoot other people's dogs.
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	==Dog myths==		==Dog myths==

Number9999999: /* Famous Dogs */

2025-05-09T18:06:04Z

Famous Dogs

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	==Famous Dogs==		==Famous Dogs==
	[[File:DOGRAPE.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Cartoon dogs]][[Image:Scoobydoorule34.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Rooby Rooby Roo!]]		[[File:DOGRAPE.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Cartoon dogs]][[Image:Scoobydoorule34.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Rooby Rooby Roo!]]
	*'''[[Kike ~~dog~~]]''': belgian malinois, IDF soldier, and jewish terrorist		*'''[[Kike Dog]]''': belgian malinois, IDF soldier, and jewish terrorist
	*'''Cujo''': What most dogs aspire to be.		*'''Cujo''': What most dogs aspire to be.
	*'''[[Disney]]''': Likes to start fads with different dog breeds like the Cocker Spaniel in '''Lady And The Tramp''' or the Dalmation that becomes the popular dog breed to be destroyed for that year.		*'''[[Disney]]''': Likes to start fads with different dog breeds like the Cocker Spaniel in '''Lady And The Tramp''' or the Dalmation that becomes the popular dog breed to be destroyed for that year.

Number9999999: /* Famous Dogs */

2025-05-09T18:05:34Z

Famous Dogs

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	==Famous Dogs==		==Famous Dogs==
	[[File:DOGRAPE.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Cartoon dogs]][[Image:Scoobydoorule34.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Rooby Rooby Roo!]]		[[File:DOGRAPE.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Cartoon dogs]][[Image:Scoobydoorule34.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Rooby Rooby Roo!]]
			*'''[[Kike dog]]''': belgian malinois, IDF soldier, and jewish terrorist
	*'''Cujo''': What most dogs aspire to be.		*'''Cujo''': What most dogs aspire to be.
	*'''[[Disney]]''': Likes to start fads with different dog breeds like the Cocker Spaniel in '''Lady And The Tramp''' or the Dalmation that becomes the popular dog breed to be destroyed for that year.		*'''[[Disney]]''': Likes to start fads with different dog breeds like the Cocker Spaniel in '''Lady And The Tramp''' or the Dalmation that becomes the popular dog breed to be destroyed for that year.

Pooper at 15:28, 3 January 2025

2025-01-03T15:28:41Z

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	[[File:Dog greetings.gif\|thumb\|right\|300px\|The calmest dog you'll see.]]		[[File:Dog greetings.gif\|thumb\|right\|300px\|The calmest dog you'll see.]]
	[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Four vicious, pack-~~cunting~~ quadrupeds.]]		[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Four vicious, pack-hunting quadrupeds.]]
	'''Dogs''' are a [[incest\|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters\|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia\|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace.		'''Dogs''' are a [[incest\|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters\|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia\|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace.
	Like wolves, they derive from the ''Canis'' genus but, unlike wolves, are illegal to poison, [[Sparkledogs\|pet-dress]], or [[Dracoguard\|have sex with]]. Despite being able to eat cats, young children, and pretty much anything smaller than them, dogs are considered the [[niggers]]/[[retards]] of the animal world, which is why they're often referred to as "man's best friend".		Like wolves, they derive from the ''Canis'' genus but, unlike wolves, are illegal to poison, [[Sparkledogs\|pet-dress]], or [[Dracoguard\|have sex with]]. Despite being able to eat cats, young children, and pretty much anything smaller than them, dogs are considered the [[niggers]]/[[retards]] of the animal world, which is why they're often referred to as "man's best friend".

imported>4ourty at 14:19, 7 May 2023

2023-05-07T14:19:41Z

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imported>4ourty at 14:19, 7 May 2023

2023-05-07T14:19:41Z

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			[[File:Dog greetings.gif\|thumb\|right\|300px\|The calmest dog you'll see.]]
	[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Four vicious, pack-cunting quadrupeds.]]		[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Four vicious, pack-cunting quadrupeds.]]
	'''Dogs''' are a [[incest\|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters\|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia\|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace.		'''Dogs''' are a [[incest\|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters\|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia\|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace.

imported>4ourty: Adjustments

2022-12-18T14:43:34Z

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imported>4ourty: Adjustments

2022-12-18T14:43:34Z

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	[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Four vicious, pack-~~hunting~~ quadrupeds.]]		[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Four vicious, pack-cunting quadrupeds.]]
	'''Dogs''' are ~~vicious~~, ~~pack-cunting~~, [[~~Coprophagia~~\|~~shit-eating~~]]~~, mammalian quadrupeds whose~~ most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage stench and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop ~~all night~~. Like [[wolves]], they derive from the ''Canis'' genus but, unlike wolves, are illegal to poison, [[Sparkledogs\|pet-dress]], or [[Dracoguard\|have sex with]]. Despite being able to eat [[cats]], young children, and pretty much anything smaller than them, dogs are considered the [[~~Niggers~~]]/[[retards]] of the animal world, which is why they're often referred to as "man's best friend".		'''Dogs''' are a [[incest\|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters\|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia\|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace.
			Like wolves, they derive from the ''Canis'' genus but, unlike wolves, are illegal to poison, [[Sparkledogs\|pet-dress]], or [[Dracoguard\|have sex with]]. Despite being able to eat cats, young children, and pretty much anything smaller than them, dogs are considered the [[niggers]]/[[retards]] of the animal world, which is why they're often referred to as "man's best friend".
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	==Working With Dogs==		==Working With Dogs==

imported>The PolishPrince: /* See Also */

2022-12-12T00:07:49Z

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	[[File:Dog greetings.gif\|thumb\|right\|300px\|The calmest dog you'll see.]]		[[File:Dog greetings.gif\|thumb\|right\|300px\|The calmest dog you'll see.]]
	[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Four vicious, pack-~~cunting~~ quadrupeds.]]		[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Four vicious, pack-hunting quadrupeds.]]
	'''Dogs''' are a [[incest\|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters\|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia\|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace.		'''Dogs''' are a [[incest\|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters\|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia\|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace.
	Like wolves, they derive from the ''Canis'' genus but, unlike wolves, are illegal to poison, [[Sparkledogs\|pet-dress]], or [[Dracoguard\|have sex with]]. Despite being able to eat cats, young children, and pretty much anything smaller than them, dogs are considered the [[niggers]]/[[retards]] of the animal world, which is why they're often referred to as "man's best friend".		Like wolves, they derive from the ''Canis'' genus but, unlike wolves, are illegal to poison, [[Sparkledogs\|pet-dress]], or [[Dracoguard\|have sex with]]. Despite being able to eat cats, young children, and pretty much anything smaller than them, dogs are considered the [[niggers]]/[[retards]] of the animal world, which is why they're often referred to as "man's best friend".

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			[[File:Dog greetings.gif\|thumb\|right\|300px\|The calmest dog you'll see.]]
	[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Four vicious, pack-cunting quadrupeds.]]		[[File:Yorkshire terriers.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Four vicious, pack-cunting quadrupeds.]]
	'''Dogs''' are a [[incest\|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters\|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia\|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace.		'''Dogs''' are a [[incest\|inbred]] mammalian quadruped, somehow descendants of [[wolves]], and the sole [[Haters\|arch nemesis]] of the [[cat]] – their successor. The most distinguishing characteristics are their distinct rotting garbage and/or piss stench, [[Coprophagia\|shit-eating]], and ability to bark at 150 decibels nonstop every moment of peace.

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