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	Ditto has a magical move called [[Copypasta\|Transform]]. The only other pokéman that can use it is [[Babyfur\|Mew]], but the furries are to busy fapping to Zoroark to give a flying fuck.		Ditto has a magical move called [[Copypasta\|Transform]]. The only other pokéman that can use it is [[Babyfur\|Mew]], but the furries are to busy fapping to Zoroark to give a flying fuck.

	Ditto may be a living venereal disease or STD.		Ditto may be a living venereal disease or [[STD]]. [[Some argue\|Others theorize]] that they are actually the malformed, mutated [[abortion\|aborted fetuses]] of Mew, a Pokémon well known among Pokémon Professors for its [[whore\|whorishness]].

	==Instructions for use==		==Instructions for use==

imported>Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay at 11:56, 23 June 2012

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	[[Image:dittooo37.png\|thumb\|~~dittooooooooooo~~!]]		[[Image:dittooo37.png\|thumb\|Dittooooooooooo!]]

	Late [[last Thursday]], a ~~ditto~~ appeared in /b/. Chaos struck out, people posted pictures, only to be mimicked by the innocent ditto.		Late [[last Thursday]], a Ditto appeared in /b/. Chaos struck out, people posted pictures, only to be mimicked by the innocent ditto.

	==Characteristics==		==Characteristics==
			[[File:Troll Ditto 1.gif\|thumb\|Dittos can transform into any other [[Pokémon]] on request...]]
			[[File:Troll Ditto 2.gif\|thumb\|...Unfortunately, Dittos are also [[trolls]].]]

	It is well known that Dittos are [[whore\|rampant]] androgynous [[Pokémon\|~~pokémans~~]] that love to [[secks\|befriend]] [[tits\|anything that moves]] regardless of whether it is desired or [[raep\|not]].		It is well known that Dittos are [[whore\|rampant]] androgynous [[Pokémon\|Pokémans]] that love to [[secks\|befriend]] [[tits\|anything that moves]] regardless of whether it is desired or [[raep\|not]]. They can be easily reckognized by their [[My Little Pony\|fluffy pinkyness]] and blank staring dotty eyes.
	They can be easily reckognized by their fluffy pinkyness and blank staring dotty eyes.

	This is acceptable because all ~~pokémans~~ are generally [[asking for it]] and enjoy copulating with warmed up [[roman showers\|jello]].		This is acceptable because all Pokémans are generally [[asking for it]] (especially the faggy, furbait ones like [[Lucario]], [[Zoroark]] and [[Lopunny]]) and enjoy copulating with warmed up [[roman showers\|jello]].

	However, because this [[Pokémon]] is both androgynous and a shapeshifter, our crack research team is currently investigating whether or not [[LittleCloud]]'s true identity is not a [[Fyiad\|dragon]], but in fact a Ditto.		However, because this [[Pokémon]] is both androgynous and a shapeshifter, our crack research team is currently investigating whether or not [[LittleCloud]]'s true identity is not a [[Fyiad\|dragon]], but in fact a Ditto.
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	==Instructions for use==		==Instructions for use==
	~~[[File:Troll Ditto 1.gif\|thumb\|Dittos can transform into any other [[Pokémon]] on request...]]~~
	~~[[File:Troll Ditto 2.gif\|thumb\|...Unfortunately, Dittos are also [[trolls]].]]~~
	* STEP ONE: Procure a Ditto, preferably one that has never been used.		* STEP ONE: Procure a Ditto, preferably one that has never been used.
	* STEP TWO: Lubricate the anus of the receiving partner with saliva or another natural lubricant.		* STEP TWO: Lubricate the anus of the receiving partner with saliva or another natural lubricant.

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	==Instructions for use==		==Instructions for use==
			[[File:Troll Ditto 1.gif\|thumb\|Dittos can transform into any other [[Pokémon]] on request...]]
			[[File:Troll Ditto 2.gif\|thumb\|...Unfortunately, Dittos are also [[trolls]].]]
	* STEP ONE: Procure a Ditto, preferably one that has never been used.		* STEP ONE: Procure a Ditto, preferably one that has never been used.
	* STEP TWO: Lubricate the anus of the receiving partner with saliva or another natural lubricant.		* STEP TWO: Lubricate the anus of the receiving partner with saliva or another natural lubricant.
	* STEP THREE: Remove the Ditto from the microwave.		* STEP THREE: Remove the Ditto from the microwave.
	* STEP FOUR:Insert Ditto into anus of receiving partner.		* STEP FOUR:Insert Ditto into [[anus]] of receiving partner.
	* STEP FIVE: ????		* STEP FIVE: ????
	* STEP TEN: PROFIT!!!		* STEP TEN: PROFIT!!!

imported>GenericFishman at 23:41, 18 January 2012

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	[[Image:dittooo37.png\|thumb\|dittooooooooooo!]]		[[Image:dittooo37.png\|thumb\|dittooooooooooo!]]

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	Ditto has a magical move called [[Copypasta\|Transform]]. The only other pokéman that can use it is [[Babyfur\|Mew]], but the furries are to busy fapping to Zoroark to give a flying fuck.		Ditto has a magical move called [[Copypasta\|Transform]]. The only other pokéman that can use it is [[Babyfur\|Mew]], but the furries are to busy fapping to Zoroark to give a flying fuck.

	Ditto may be a living ~~venerial~~ disease or STD.		Ditto may be a living venereal disease or STD.

			==Instructions for use==
			* STEP ONE: Procure a Ditto, preferably one that has never been used.
			* STEP TWO: Lubricate the anus of the receiving partner with saliva or another natural lubricant.
			* STEP THREE: Remove the Ditto from the microwave.
			* STEP FOUR:Insert Ditto into anus of receiving partner.
			* STEP FIVE: ????
			* STEP TEN: PROFIT!!!

	== Ditto's Transformations ==		== Ditto's Transformations ==

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[[Image:dittooo37.png|thumb|dittooooooooooo!]]

Late [[last Thursday]], a ditto appeared in /b/. Chaos struck out, people posted pictures, only to be mimicked by the innocent ditto.

==Characteristics==

It is well known that Dittos are [[whore|rampant]] androgynous [[Pokémon|pokémans]] that love to [[secks|befriend]] [[tits|anything that moves]] regardless of whether it is desired or [[raep|not]].
They can be easily reckognized by their fluffy pinkyness and blank staring dotty eyes.

This is acceptable because all pokémans are generally [[asking for it]] and enjoy copulating with warmed up [[roman showers|jello]].

However, because this [[Pokémon]] is both androgynous and a shapeshifter, our crack research team is currently investigating whether or not [[LittleCloud]]'s true identity is not a [[Fyiad|dragon]], but in fact a Ditto.

Closely related to the [[dildo]] (and generally used for the same purposes) Ditto's are known for their jelly-like nature and constant happiness.

Ditto has a magical move called [[Copypasta|Transform]]. The only other pokéman that can use it is [[Babyfur|Mew]], but the furries are to busy fapping to Zoroark to give a flying fuck.

Ditto may be a living venerial disease or STD.

== Ditto's Transformations ==

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Image:Dittooo31.png|Rule 34
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