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Linked shit nigga

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	'''Disney''', also known as '''Die Mausefalle''' (The Mousetrap), is an [[Co$\|entertainment company]], created by [[freemason\|Walt Disney]]. Upon posthumous commands from Herr Führer Disney himself, current Disney [https://en.bab.la/dictionary/german-english/kompaniefuehrer Kompanieführer] Robert Iger commands troops from [[Over 9000\|many]] factions of [[old media]] as well as [[teh]] [[internets]]. With the use of said troops, Kompanieführer Iger furthers the eventual goal to make us all brainwashed, 16-year-old, yiffing [[gays\|flamersticks]] so that we may be the [[hookers and blow\|hookers to his blow]]. Above all, Disney is a master at the art of trolling everyone and sending [[Lindsay Lohan\|16-year-old]] [[Britney Spears\|stars]] [[Vanessa Hudgens\|out to their doom]].		'''Disney''', also known as '''Die Mausefalle''' (The Mousetrap), is an [[Co$\|entertainment company]], created by [[freemason\|Walt Disney]]. Upon posthumous commands from Herr Führer Disney himself, current Disney [https://en.bab.la/dictionary/german-english/kompaniefuehrer Kompanieführer] Robert Iger commands troops from [[Over 9000\|many]] factions of [[old media]] as well as [[teh]] [[internets]]. With the use of said troops, Kompanieführer Iger furthers the eventual goal to make us all brainwashed, [[16-year-old girl\|16-year-old]], [[Yiffing\|yiffing]] [[gays\|flamersticks]] so that we may be the [[hookers and blow\|hookers to his blow]]. Above all, Disney is a master at the art of trolling everyone and sending [[Lindsay Lohan\|16-year-old]] [[Britney Spears\|stars]] [[Vanessa Hudgens\|out to their doom]].

	==Disney history==		==Disney history==

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imported>Rvdog815 at 18:31, 27 August 2023

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	*'''''Robin Hood''''' (1973): Very old [[British]] folk tale. Disney's version, however, has [[furry\|anthropomorphic animals]] in lieu of the human characters.		*'''''Robin Hood''''' (1973): Very old [[British]] folk tale. Disney's version, however, has [[furry\|anthropomorphic animals]] in lieu of the human characters.
	*'''''[[Sandnigger\|Aladdin]]''''' (1992): From ''1001 Arabian Nights'' author unknown, A.D. 600~800.		*'''''[[Sandnigger\|Aladdin]]''''' (1992): From ''1001 Arabian Nights'' author unknown, A.D. 600~800.
	*'''''[[16 year old girl\|Cinderella]]''''' (1950): From "Cinderella" by Charles Perrault, 1634.		*'''''[[16 year old girl\|Cinderella]]''''' (1950): From "Cinderella" by Charles Perrault, 1634. The story centers about a mistranslation - in the original, the special slipper that fit just right was a fur slipper, not a glass one. Fur slipper. Geddit?
	*'''''Alice in Wonderland''''' (1951): Lewis Carroll, 1865.		*'''''Alice in Wonderland''''' (1951): Lewis Carroll, 1865.
	*'''''Peter Pan''''' (1953): From "Peter Pan; or, the Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up" or "Peter and Wendy" by J. M. Barrie, 1904.		*'''''Peter Pan''''' (1953): From "Peter Pan; or, the Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up" or "Peter and Wendy" by J. M. Barrie, 1904.

imported>AntarcticBear: Negro

2023-05-28T13:30:38Z

Negro

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	{{quote\|Typical Disney Princes "Influence". Bitch doesn't probably know that [[Fair Game\|"no meat" = "no growing", "no growing" = "no boobs", "no boobs" = "no prince charming."]]\|Caption}}		{{quote\|Typical Disney Princes "Influence". Bitch doesn't probably know that [[Fair Game\|"no meat" = "no growing", "no growing" = "no boobs", "no boobs" = "no prince charming."]]\|Caption}}

			=== Mickey Mouse ===

			Mickey Mouse is a negro. Specifically, he is a "Happy Sambo" archetype. Watch some early Disney - eg: Steamboat Willie - and it's unmistakable.

	==Types of Fans==		==Types of Fans==

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	'''Disney''', also known as '''Die Mausefalle''' (The Mousetrap), is an [[Co$\|entertainment company]], created by [[freemason\|Walt Disney]]. Upon posthumous commands from Führer Disney himself, current Disney [https://en.bab.la/dictionary/german-english/kompaniefuehrer Kompanieführer] Robert Iger commands troops from [[Over 9000\|many]] factions of [[old media]] as well as [[teh]] [[internets]]. With the use of said troops, Kompanieführer Iger furthers the eventual goal to make us all brainwashed, 16-year-old, yiffing [[gays\|flamersticks]] so that we may be the [[hookers and blow\|hookers to his blow]]. Above all, Disney is a master at the art of trolling everyone and sending [[Lindsay Lohan\|16-year-old]] [[Britney Spears\|stars]] [[Vanessa Hudgens\|out to their doom]].		'''Disney''', also known as '''Die Mausefalle''' (The Mousetrap), is an [[Co$\|entertainment company]], created by [[freemason\|Walt Disney]]. Upon posthumous commands from Herr Führer Disney himself, current Disney [https://en.bab.la/dictionary/german-english/kompaniefuehrer Kompanieführer] Robert Iger commands troops from [[Over 9000\|many]] factions of [[old media]] as well as [[teh]] [[internets]]. With the use of said troops, Kompanieführer Iger furthers the eventual goal to make us all brainwashed, 16-year-old, yiffing [[gays\|flamersticks]] so that we may be the [[hookers and blow\|hookers to his blow]]. Above all, Disney is a master at the art of trolling everyone and sending [[Lindsay Lohan\|16-year-old]] [[Britney Spears\|stars]] [[Vanessa Hudgens\|out to their doom]].

	==Disney history==		==Disney history==
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	Disney's next move was at multiculturalism, to show people of all races having fun and living in harmony. Disney also [[lie\|cared about animals]] and liked to push innocent [[lemmings]] off of cliffs. But that was [[bullshit]] and Disney was banned from [[the internets]], so he got a job making serious news programs for the [[azns]] and was criticized when the Japanese wrote in, complaining that they could tell the difference between the characters.		Disney's next move was at multiculturalism, to show people of all races having fun and living in harmony. Disney also [[lie\|cared about animals]] and liked to push innocent [[lemmings]] off of cliffs. But that was [[bullshit]] and Disney was banned from [[the internets]], so he got a job making serious news programs for the [[azns]] and was criticized when the Japanese wrote in, complaining that they could tell the difference between the characters.

	So Disney gave up and made [[Win\|pro-Nazi]] movies. [[Truth\|These were received with universal acclaim, since everyone hated everyone else and every child wanted to be a Nazi.]] Herren Hare, ~~Mister~~ Mouse and Fuhrer Frog became the most popular cartoon characters EVA!!!		So Disney gave up and made [[Win\|pro-Nazi]] movies. [[Truth\|These were received with universal acclaim, since everyone hated everyone else and every child wanted to be a Nazi.]] Herren Hare, Herr Mouse and Fuhrer Frog became the most popular cartoon characters EVA!!!

	Walt Disney died in 1966 (actually [[Nobody cares\|nobody cared]] when he died), breaking his neck while fellating himself. Sometime later, his brother Ray "Krock" Disney tried to merge the company with McDonalds. After this failed, his other brother, Roy, took over and ran the company into the ground by releasing terrible movies. In 1980, he was slaughtered in a coup by Michael the Eisner who later ruled with an iron fist. His known sexscapades with the seven dwarves soon stirred much controversy. Most recently, ~~Mr.~~ Eisner was later killed by an assassin in a Goofy costume, rumoured to be [[Steve Jobs]].		Walt Disney died in 1966 (actually [[Nobody cares\|nobody cared]] when he died), breaking his neck while fellating himself. Sometime later, his brother Ray "Krock" Disney tried to merge the company with McDonalds. After this failed, his other brother, Roy, took over and ran the company into the ground by releasing terrible movies. In 1980, he was slaughtered in a coup by Michael the Eisner who later ruled with an iron fist. His known sexscapades with the seven dwarves soon stirred much controversy. Most recently, Herr Eisner was later killed by an assassin in a Goofy costume, rumoured to be [[Steve Jobs]].

	Nowadays, the only people who watch Disney are creepy bastard [[furfags]], who like to [[fap\|pretend they're fellating the Beast]] or something similarly sick, with Minnie Mouse, Daisy Duck and whatnot. The other audience seems to be [[fat]] [[16-year-old girl\|16-year-old girls]], who obsess about Disney, because they have such a princely high standard, and [[failbook\|facebook]] hoes who are too braindead to watch any good shows or movies.		Nowadays, the only people who watch Disney are creepy bastard [[furfags]], who like to [[fap\|pretend they're fellating the Beast]] or something similarly sick, with Minnie Mouse, Daisy Duck and whatnot. The other audience seems to be [[fat]] [[16-year-old girl\|16-year-old girls]], who obsess about Disney, because they have such a princely high standard, and [[failbook\|facebook]] hoes who are too braindead to watch any good shows or movies.
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	[[File:MickeyTerrorist.jpg\|thumb\|Terrorists track down Mickey.]]		[[File:MickeyTerrorist.jpg\|thumb\|Terrorists track down Mickey.]]

	'''Disneyland''' (also known as '''[[Auschwitz\|Mauschwitz]]''' or '''[[Israel\|Das Judenland]]''') is known for being the ~~shittiest~~ place in the universe, since you have to wait several hours in the line, just to be in the ride around ten minutes and listen to a thirty-minute speech about how short life is. Normal people stay as far away as possible because (cost aside) it's filled with single, forty-something [[feminists]] dragging their [[loli\|10-year-old daughters]] around by the arm, [[goths]], [[gays]], [[fatties]], [[emos]], [[Eurofags]] and a few [[Japanese]].		'''Disneyland''' (also known as '''[[Auschwitz\|Mauschwitz]]''' or '''[[Israel\|Das Judenland]]''') is known for being the am beschissensten place in the universe, since you have to wait several hours in the line, just to be in the ride around ten minutes and listen to a thirty-minute speech about how short life is. Normal people stay as far away as possible because (cost aside) it's filled with single, forty-something [[feminists]] dragging their [[loli\|10-year-old daughters]] around by the arm, [[goths]], [[gays]], [[fatties]], [[emos]], [[Eurofags]] and a few [[Japanese]].

	The only good thing to pass time there is [[Trolling\|revealing the truth]] and [[for the lulz\|watching]] how the little kids are scared to death when Mickey Mouse takes off his head to show the poor schmuck that really is. Which is what the kids deserve. You would have to be some kind of [[sick fuck]] to [[cosplay\|enjoy dressing up like a cartoon character]] and [[childlove\|touching kids]].		The only good thing to pass time there is [[Trolling\|revealing the truth]] and [[for the lulz\|watching]] how the little kids are scared to death when Mickey Mouse takes off his head to show the poor schmuck that really is. Which is what the kids deserve. You would have to be some kind of [[sick fuck]] to [[cosplay\|enjoy dressing up like a cartoon character]] and [[childlove\|touching kids]].

	The only thing [[moar]] stupid than the park itself are the people who buy year-long passes. They are those [[Zombie\|zombie-like]] [[basement dwellers]] who show up [[ALL CAPS\|EVERY FUCKING DAY]], believing that they have the same entitlement as the company's executives and shareholders. Their form of [[lulz]] is to piss off everyone around them as much as they can, then complain to the employees so they can get as much free crap from Disney as possible. They can be spotted by the [[Mr. T]] style necklaces covering their shoulders.		The only thing [[moar]] stupid than the park itself are the people who buy year-long passes. They are those [[Zombie\|zombie-like]] [[basement dwellers]] who show up [[ALL CAPS\|EVERY FUCKING DAY]], believing that they have the same entitlement as the company's executives and shareholders. Their form of [[lulz]] is to piss off everyone around them as much as they can, then complain to the employees so they can get as much free crap from Disney as possible. They can be spotted by the [[Mr. T\|Herr T.]] style necklaces covering their shoulders.

	Instead of being made of [[Money\|gold]], 80's and [[win]], the "lanyards" as they are called are covered in pins that are pure [[AIDS]] and [[FAIL]]. These pins are a status symbol; the more you have the cooler you are and they are often traded for money, sexual favors and sold at exorbitant prices to children trying to get in on the trading fun. The [[pornography\|artsy photographer]] pass holders flock around the characters proving that they too are [[Closet Furry\|closet furries]].		Instead of being made of [[Money\|gold]], 80's and [[win]], the "lanyards" as they are called are covered in pins that are pure [[AIDS\|AIDS]] and [[FAIL\|SCHEITERN]]. These pins are a status symbol; the more you have the cooler you are and they are often traded for money, sexual favors and sold at exorbitant prices to children trying to get in on the trading fun. The [[pornography\|artsy photographer]] pass holders flock around the characters proving that they too are [[Closet Furry\|closet furries]].

	Commonly these passholders will drone on about how terrible or awful things are in the parks, and in the same sentence will tell you about how they keep up with all the changes, no matter how insignificant. The term belched the most from these passholders or "p'assholes" as they show their Disney issued I.D. card is "how much of a discount do I get?". If they wanted to save money, they would have not spent 10 USD on a hamburger or 5 USD on a drink.		Commonly these passholders will drone on about how terrible or awful things are in the parks, and in the same sentence will tell you about how they keep up with all the changes, no matter how insignificant. The term belched the most from these passholders or "p'assholes" as they show their Disney issued I.D. card is "how much of a discount do I get?". If they wanted to save money, they would have not spent 10 USD on a hamburger or 5 USD on a drink.