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Psychotic Dictatorship: /* Galleries */

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HellenicTrapstar: /* Videos */ This vid will make u a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

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Videos: This vid will make u a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

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imported>IvoRobotnik: IvoRobotnik moved page Jurassic Park the Internet Wiki... to Dinosaur over a redirect without leaving a redirect: revert

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IvoRobotnik moved page Jurassic Park the Internet Wiki... to Dinosaur over a redirect without leaving a redirect: revert

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imported>BakaRed is a fucking prick: BakaRed is a fucking prick moved page Dinosaur to Jurassic Park the Internet Wiki...

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BakaRed is a fucking prick moved page Dinosaur to Jurassic Park the Internet Wiki...

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imported>DarkLordTR: Undo revision 912150 by Mohammboning 9 year olds (talk) Boring dinosperging, uncyclopedia like tryhardism

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Undo revision 912150 by Mohammboning 9 year olds (talk) Boring dinosperging, uncyclopedia like tryhardism

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	{{spoilers\|THE DINOSAURS DIED OUT BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF}}		{{spoilers\|THE DINOSAURS DIED OUT BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF}}
	[[Image:Nomnomnomdinosaurs.jpg\|thumb\|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]]]		[[Image:Nomnomnomdinosaurs.jpg\|thumb\|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]]]
	'''Dinosaurs''' were big fucking lizard-things that ruled the earth sixty five million years before the Internet that would eat the fuck out of you if you looked at them funny. ~~Dinosaurs are so awesome, that a dinosaur is to all other animals as men are to women: better~~		'''Dinosaurs''' were big fucking lizard-things that ruled the earth sixty five million years before the Internet that would eat the fuck out of you if you looked at them funny.


	==Species==		==Species==
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	* '''Plesiosaurus, aka the Loch Ness Monster''' - Like Pterodactyl, Plesiosaurus wasn't a true member of the Dinosaur Kingdom, but rather more like an aquatic Brontosaurus wannabe with flippers. Some argue that God made it 4,000 years ago by "sewing a giant snake]] through the shell & limbs of a huge sea turtle". One species, Elasmosaurus, was almost all neck, making it easier to strangle.		* '''Plesiosaurus, aka the Loch Ness Monster''' - Like Pterodactyl, Plesiosaurus wasn't a true member of the Dinosaur Kingdom, but rather more like an aquatic Brontosaurus wannabe with flippers. Some argue that God made it 4,000 years ago by "sewing a giant snake]] through the shell & limbs of a huge sea turtle". One species, Elasmosaurus, was almost all neck, making it easier to strangle.
	* '''Ankylosaurus''' - This heavily armoured, scaly lizard was no pansy-ass bearded dragon! He was so heavily armoured and well-protected that even his eye-lids were armoured! Not even a T. Rex could bite through its bullet-proof armour! And even though this dinosaur had a walnut-sized brain for its elephant-sized body, not even T. Rex would want to fuck with it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr4n7nnu7q8\| especially that huge-ass club at the end of its tail which could snap a T. Rex's bones like match-sticks!] Too bad if this dinosaur gets flipped over, its unprotected underbelly gets exposed! Being unable to flip itself back up by itself, Ankylosaurus becomes easy prey for even weak-sauce like Velicoraptors!		* '''Ankylosaurus''' - This heavily armoured, scaly lizard was no pansy-ass bearded dragon! He was so heavily armoured and well-protected that even his eye-lids were armoured! Not even a T. Rex could bite through its bullet-proof armour! And even though this dinosaur had a walnut-sized brain for its elephant-sized body, not even T. Rex would want to fuck with it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr4n7nnu7q8\| especially that huge-ass club at the end of its tail which could snap a T. Rex's bones like match-sticks!] Too bad if this dinosaur gets flipped over, its unprotected underbelly gets exposed! Being unable to flip itself back up by itself, Ankylosaurus becomes easy prey for even weak-sauce like Velicoraptors!
	*'''Spinosaurus/Giganotosaurus''': One of the lesser known internet relevances dinosaurs have. Two of the most infamous dinosaurs of OUR time. They have been known to cause massive amounts of bawwing and [[drama]]. How is this possible? With the powers of Jurassic Park and Dino Crisis 2. Most of this drama can actually turn into fucking flamewars. Most of the drama happens on Youtube. Go onto any video about Jurassic Park or Dino Crisis 2, you'll find someone bitching. Why are all the fags whining? Apparently, all of this is generated from the [[fact]] that Spinosaurus/Giganotosaurus can kill T. Rex in a fight. Though bigger than T. Rex, the Spinosaurus was primarily a fish eater. Its teeth and narrow jaws were for spearing fast-moving fish - useless for fighting an animal of T. Rex's size. (Also, the pretty, decorative fin on it's back, probably used like a solar panel, was a major weak spot and made it look like a huge [[faggot]].) Also (science alert) giganotosaurus belonged to a group called the charcharodontosaurs (shark toothed lizards) which had teeth suited to slicing flesh, which while metal as fuck is nothing vs the T Rex's massive [[cunt]] impaling tent pegs made for crushing everything.		*'''Spinosaurus/Giganotosaurus''': One of the lesser known internet relevances dinosaurs have. Two of the most infamous dinosaurs of OUR time. They have been known to cause massive amounts of bawwing and [[drama]]. How is this possible? With the powers of Jurassic Park and Dino Crisis 2. Most of this drama can actually turn into fucking flamewars. Most of the drama happens on Youtube. Go onto any video about Jurassic Park or Dino Crisis 2, you'll find someone bitching. Why are all the fags whining? Apparently, all of this is generated from the [[fact]] that Spinosaurus/Giganotosaurus can kill T. Rex in a fight. Though bigger than T. Rex, the Spinosaurus was primarily a fish eater. Its teeth and narrow jaws were for spearing fast-moving fish - useless for fighting an animal of T. Rex's size. (Also, the pretty, decorative fin on it's back, probably used like a solar panel, was a major weak spot and made it look like a huge [[faggot]].)

	==Philosoraptor==		==Philosoraptor==

imported>Mohammboning 9 year olds: minor additions dinosaur page, scientific explanation trex raping giganotosaurus

2016-06-28T23:04:53Z

minor additions dinosaur page, scientific explanation trex raping giganotosaurus

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	{{spoilers\|THE DINOSAURS DIED OUT BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF}}		{{spoilers\|THE DINOSAURS DIED OUT BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF}}
	[[Image:Nomnomnomdinosaurs.jpg\|thumb\|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]]]		[[Image:Nomnomnomdinosaurs.jpg\|thumb\|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]]]
	'''Dinosaurs''' were big fucking lizard-things that ruled the earth sixty five million years before the Internet that would eat the fuck out of you if you looked at them funny.		'''Dinosaurs''' were big fucking lizard-things that ruled the earth sixty five million years before the Internet that would eat the fuck out of you if you looked at them funny. Dinosaurs are so awesome, that a dinosaur is to all other animals as men are to women: better


	==Species==		==Species==
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	* '''Plesiosaurus, aka the Loch Ness Monster''' - Like Pterodactyl, Plesiosaurus wasn't a true member of the Dinosaur Kingdom, but rather more like an aquatic Brontosaurus wannabe with flippers. Some argue that God made it 4,000 years ago by "sewing a giant snake]] through the shell & limbs of a huge sea turtle". One species, Elasmosaurus, was almost all neck, making it easier to strangle.		* '''Plesiosaurus, aka the Loch Ness Monster''' - Like Pterodactyl, Plesiosaurus wasn't a true member of the Dinosaur Kingdom, but rather more like an aquatic Brontosaurus wannabe with flippers. Some argue that God made it 4,000 years ago by "sewing a giant snake]] through the shell & limbs of a huge sea turtle". One species, Elasmosaurus, was almost all neck, making it easier to strangle.
	* '''Ankylosaurus''' - This heavily armoured, scaly lizard was no pansy-ass bearded dragon! He was so heavily armoured and well-protected that even his eye-lids were armoured! Not even a T. Rex could bite through its bullet-proof armour! And even though this dinosaur had a walnut-sized brain for its elephant-sized body, not even T. Rex would want to fuck with it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr4n7nnu7q8\| especially that huge-ass club at the end of its tail which could snap a T. Rex's bones like match-sticks!] Too bad if this dinosaur gets flipped over, its unprotected underbelly gets exposed! Being unable to flip itself back up by itself, Ankylosaurus becomes easy prey for even weak-sauce like Velicoraptors!		* '''Ankylosaurus''' - This heavily armoured, scaly lizard was no pansy-ass bearded dragon! He was so heavily armoured and well-protected that even his eye-lids were armoured! Not even a T. Rex could bite through its bullet-proof armour! And even though this dinosaur had a walnut-sized brain for its elephant-sized body, not even T. Rex would want to fuck with it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr4n7nnu7q8\| especially that huge-ass club at the end of its tail which could snap a T. Rex's bones like match-sticks!] Too bad if this dinosaur gets flipped over, its unprotected underbelly gets exposed! Being unable to flip itself back up by itself, Ankylosaurus becomes easy prey for even weak-sauce like Velicoraptors!
	*'''Spinosaurus/Giganotosaurus''': One of the lesser known internet relevances dinosaurs have. Two of the most infamous dinosaurs of OUR time. They have been known to cause massive amounts of bawwing and [[drama]]. How is this possible? With the powers of Jurassic Park and Dino Crisis 2. Most of this drama can actually turn into fucking flamewars. Most of the drama happens on Youtube. Go onto any video about Jurassic Park or Dino Crisis 2, you'll find someone bitching. Why are all the fags whining? Apparently, all of this is generated from the [[fact]] that Spinosaurus/Giganotosaurus can kill T. Rex in a fight. Though bigger than T. Rex, the Spinosaurus was primarily a fish eater. Its teeth and narrow jaws were for spearing fast-moving fish - useless for fighting an animal of T. Rex's size. (Also, the pretty, decorative fin on it's back, probably used like a solar panel, was a major weak spot and made it look like a huge [[faggot]].)		*'''Spinosaurus/Giganotosaurus''': One of the lesser known internet relevances dinosaurs have. Two of the most infamous dinosaurs of OUR time. They have been known to cause massive amounts of bawwing and [[drama]]. How is this possible? With the powers of Jurassic Park and Dino Crisis 2. Most of this drama can actually turn into fucking flamewars. Most of the drama happens on Youtube. Go onto any video about Jurassic Park or Dino Crisis 2, you'll find someone bitching. Why are all the fags whining? Apparently, all of this is generated from the [[fact]] that Spinosaurus/Giganotosaurus can kill T. Rex in a fight. Though bigger than T. Rex, the Spinosaurus was primarily a fish eater. Its teeth and narrow jaws were for spearing fast-moving fish - useless for fighting an animal of T. Rex's size. (Also, the pretty, decorative fin on it's back, probably used like a solar panel, was a major weak spot and made it look like a huge [[faggot]].) Also (science alert) giganotosaurus belonged to a group called the charcharodontosaurs (shark toothed lizards) which had teeth suited to slicing flesh, which while metal as fuck is nothing vs the T Rex's massive [[cunt]] impaling tent pegs made for crushing everything.

	==Philosoraptor==		==Philosoraptor==

imported>Nujen: /* Species */ fucking format

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Species: fucking format

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	* '''Triceratops''' - That awesome spiky dinosaur that looked a bit like a rhino on steroids. Triceratops was built like a tank and fucked shit up on a regular and consistent basis, even taking on T. Rex and winning. Recently, another loser dinosaur trying to score some points on the paleontology circuit, Torosaurus, tried to move in and steal Triceratops' thunder. Triceratops pwned that bitch so bad that [http://www.montana.edu/cpa/news/nwview.php?article=8635 Torosaurus doesn't even fucking exist any more]. Here is a [http://www.tubechop.com/watch/2009115 Triceratops video]. <!-- Excerpt from "Top 10 Most Disappointing Games of 2011" Angry Joe Show -->		* '''Triceratops''' - That awesome spiky dinosaur that looked a bit like a rhino on steroids. Triceratops was built like a tank and fucked shit up on a regular and consistent basis, even taking on T. Rex and winning. Recently, another loser dinosaur trying to score some points on the paleontology circuit, Torosaurus, tried to move in and steal Triceratops' thunder. Triceratops pwned that bitch so bad that [http://www.montana.edu/cpa/news/nwview.php?article=8635 Torosaurus doesn't even fucking exist any more]. Here is a [http://www.tubechop.com/watch/2009115 Triceratops video]. <!-- Excerpt from "Top 10 Most Disappointing Games of 2011" Angry Joe Show -->

	* '''Velociraptor''' - Stephen Spielberg gave these guys a two hour and a half long [[blowjob]] when he made the movie ''Jurassic Park'', making it out that they were super-smart and fast and deadly and could eat [[Samuel L. Jackson]] and learn how to open doors and stalk children through deserted restaurant kitchens and shit. [[IRL]], however, they were about the size of a chicken and were covered in soft, fluffy feathers like a bunch of [[faggots]]. Scientists argue that this is good evidence that velociraptors were nature's first design for what would later evolve into the [[Internet tough guy]].		* '''Velociraptor''' - Stephen Spielberg gave these guys a two hour and a half long [[blowjob]] when he made the movie ''Jurassic Park'', making it out that they were super-smart and fast and deadly and could eat [[Samuel L. Jackson]] and learn how to open doors and stalk children through deserted restaurant kitchens and shit. [[IRL]], however, they were about the size of a chicken and were covered in soft, fluffy feathers like a bunch of [[faggots]]. Scientists argue that this is good evidence that velociraptors were nature's first design for what would later evolve into the [[Internet tough guy]].
	** Also,it is proven that Velociraptors had feathers. Always bring up this fact, specially to the [[Scalies]].		** Also,it is proven that Velociraptors had feathers. Always bring up this fact, specially to the [[Scalies]].
	* '''Stegosaurus''' - A cheap, [[Chinese]] knock-off version of Triceratops, but no where near as cool. Notable for having two brains, a little one in its head and a larger one in its ass.		* '''Stegosaurus''' - A cheap, [[Chinese]] knock-off version of Triceratops, but no where near as cool. Notable for having two brains, a little one in its head and a larger one in its ass.