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	The most important numbers on a d20 die are the numbers [[oneoneone\|1]] and 20. Rolling a 1 is like projecting your [[IRL\|real life]] directly onto your character; i.e. they [[fail]] astronomically at everything. For example, going to open a door and instead decapitating yourself. Roleplaying nerds need to roll die for every action: tying shoes, taking a piss, or deciding which episode of Battlestar Galactica to [[fap]] to.		The most important numbers on a d20 die are the numbers [[oneoneone\|1]] and 20. Rolling a 1 is like projecting your [[IRL\|real life]] directly onto your character; i.e. they [[fail]] astronomically at everything. For example, going to open a door and instead decapitating yourself. Roleplaying nerds need to roll die for every action: tying shoes, taking a piss, or deciding which episode of Battlestar Galactica to [[fap]] to.
			[[File:DiceMan.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|Andrew Dice Clay, inventor of dice and [[whore\|Women's rights.]]]]
			[[File:DandDGeeks.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Laid, that's whet these [[fag\|geeks]] will never get.]]
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			[[File:26-Sided Die FGTS.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|When you see [[Fgts\|it]]...]]
	[[Image:Untitled-8.gif\|thumb\|If you've ever touched one of these, just go ahead and [[an hero\|shoot yourself.]] Don't worry, you won't have to roll dice to determine success. All outcomes are the same.]]		[[Image:Untitled-8.gif\|thumb\|If you've ever touched one of these, just go ahead and [[an hero\|shoot yourself.]] Don't worry, you won't have to roll dice to determine success. All outcomes are the same.]]

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	[[Image:Untitled-8.gif\|thumb\|If you've ever touched one of these, just go ahead and [[an hero\|shoot yourself.]] Don't worry, you won't have to roll dice to determine success. All outcomes are the same.]]		[[Image:Untitled-8.gif\|thumb\|If you've ever touched one of these, just go ahead and [[an hero\|shoot yourself.]] Don't worry, you won't have to roll dice to determine success. All outcomes are the same.]]

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[[Image:Untitled-8.gif|thumb|If you've ever touched one of these, just go ahead and [[an hero|shoot yourself.]] Don't worry, you won't have to roll dice to determine success. All outcomes are the same.]]

'''Dice''' refers to any die with more than six sides, because [[RPG|Role-playing nerd]]s are too good for [[Monopoly]] dice. Their best use is as a weapon: hide it in the chip bowl and wait for someone to choke. Very versatile, and you'll have saved the world from another [[Lifetime]] Channel wedding show of [[fat]] brides wearing purple robes and grooms carrying swords.

Everyone knows that the awesomeness of your die is precisely equal to the awesomeness of your [[cock]]. Not only do they show that you are TRULY a [[ripper|hardcore]] gamer, but they roll higher than any mundane plastic die possibly could. Plus, the high-end models do far more damage when hurled directly into your friend's eye! As such, you MUST throw down [[At_least_100_years_ago|at least $100]] on solid gold dice. Since [[nerds]] don't have girlfriends to waste their [[money]], this does not present a problem.

The most important numbers on a d20 die are the numbers [[oneoneone|1]] and 20. Rolling a 1 is like projecting your [[IRL|real life]] directly onto your character; i.e. they [[fail]] astronomically at everything. For example, going to open a door and instead decapitating yourself. Roleplaying nerds need to roll die for every action: tying shoes, taking a piss, or deciding which episode of Battlestar Galactica to [[fap]] to.

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