Dialup - Revision history

imported>Uberfukken at 02:57, 14 March 2019

2019-03-14T02:57:35Z

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2018-04-14T20:58:37Z

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	[[Image:dialup_demo.gif\|thumb\|right\|Re-enactment of a 24k JPG image loading on a dialup connection.]]		[[Image:dialup_demo.gif\|thumb\|right\|Re-enactment of a 24k JPG image loading on a dialup connection.]]
	[[Image:Web_Ver_1.0_-_Bane.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Oldfags can literally shit binary!]]		[[Image:Web_Ver_1.0_-_Bane.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Oldfags can literally shit binary!]]

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	[[Image:dialup_demo.gif\|thumb\|right\|Re-enactment of a 24k JPG image loading on a dialup connection.]]		[[Image:dialup_demo.gif\|thumb\|right\|Re-enactment of a 24k JPG image loading on a dialup connection.]]
	[[Image:Web_Ver_1.0_-_Bane.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Oldfags can literally shit binary!]]		[[Image:Web_Ver_1.0_-_Bane.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Oldfags can literally shit binary!]]

2012-12-30T05:59:48Z

Put It Here Too

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Put It Here Too

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	[[Image:dialup_demo.gif\|thumb\|right\|Re-enactment of a 24k JPG image loading on a dialup connection.]]		[[Image:dialup_demo.gif\|thumb\|right\|Re-enactment of a 24k JPG image loading on a dialup connection.]]
			[[Image:Web_Ver_1.0_-_Bane.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Oldfags can literally shit binary!]]
	'''Dialup''' was a popular way of connecting to the [[internets]] [[at least 100 years ago]]. It changed the lives of [[13-year-old boy]]s and [[16-year-old girl]]s everywhere because it meant they could access virtually all the [[porn\|knowledge]] in the world in the comfort of their basement.		'''Dialup''' was a popular way of connecting to the [[internets]] [[at least 100 years ago]]. It changed the lives of [[13-year-old boy]]s and [[16-year-old girl]]s everywhere because it meant they could access virtually all the [[porn\|knowledge]] in the world in the comfort of their basement.

2012-06-06T00:26:12Z

upgreydding "credit crunch" to "global economic crisis".

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	*Look at porn slooooooowly load.		*Look at porn slooooooowly load.
	*<s>Upload porn</s>Download speeds were rated at 56kbps, but actual transfer rates were in the single digits. Dial up was worse than cable coaxial cable when it came to the ratio of speeds on receive channel versus return channels. So, uploading was like downloading, only shittier.		*<s>Upload porn</s>Download speeds were rated at 56kbps, but actual transfer rates were in the single digits. Dial up was worse than cable coaxial cable when it came to the ratio of speeds on receive channel versus return channels. So, uploading was like downloading, only shittier.
	*Ruin your parents' credit score by subsequently running up their phone bill demolishing any chance that they would be able to pay their mortgage. Good job, faggot. [[You]] are responsible for the [[Chaos#When_is_chaos_unleashed.3F\|~~credit crunch~~]].		*Ruin your parents' credit score by subsequently running up their phone bill demolishing any chance that they would be able to pay their mortgage. Good job, faggot. [[You]] are responsible for the [[Chaos#When_is_chaos_unleashed.3F\|global economic crisis]].

	== Why it Failed ==		== Why it Failed ==

2012-06-05T06:14:50Z

emph crucial word

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	== Why it Failed ==		== Why it Failed ==
	Dialup was as [[Unfunny\|slow as Stephen Hawking running the 440.]] Dialup modems made an odd screeching and beeping sound which could be turned down in volume to almost 0. An attempted dialing of the modem to connect to Busty Asians takes most of your day, just to have that connection interrupted by a phone call from [[your mom\|their mom]]. It is rumored that prolonged exposure to said noises drove people to [[encyclopedia dramatica\|commit suicide]].		Dialup was as [[Unfunny\|slow as Stephen Hawking running the 440.]] Dialup modems made an odd screeching and beeping sound which could be turned down in volume to ''almost'' zero. An attempted dialing of the modem to connect to Busty Asians takes most of your day, just to have that connection interrupted by a phone call from [[your mom\|their mom]]. It is rumored that prolonged exposure to said noises drove people to [[encyclopedia dramatica\|commit suicide]].

	== 56k and the Now ==		== 56k and the Now ==

2012-06-05T05:13:55Z

punct; xref to "Chaos#When_is_chaos_unleashed?"

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	*Look at porn slooooooowly load.		*Look at porn slooooooowly load.
	*<s>Upload porn</s>Download speeds were rated at 56kbps, but actual transfer rates were in the single digits. Dial up was worse than cable coaxial cable when it came to the ratio of speeds on receive channel versus return channels. So, uploading was like downloading, only shittier.		*<s>Upload porn</s>Download speeds were rated at 56kbps, but actual transfer rates were in the single digits. Dial up was worse than cable coaxial cable when it came to the ratio of speeds on receive channel versus return channels. So, uploading was like downloading, only shittier.
	*Ruin your parents credit score by subsequently running up their phone bill demolishing any chance that they would be able to pay their mortgage. Good, job, faggot. [[You]] are responsible for the credit crunch.		*Ruin your parents' credit score by subsequently running up their phone bill demolishing any chance that they would be able to pay their mortgage. Good job, faggot. [[You]] are responsible for the [[Chaos#When_is_chaos_unleashed.3F\|credit crunch]].

	== Why it Failed ==		== Why it Failed ==