Diabeetus - Revision history

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	Diabeetus was the final stroke of [[dead\|death]] for [[Shay]]. While in an [[insane]] asylum, Shay sat around shitting herself and stuffing her face. One morning, she gobbled up everything in her reach and keeled over dead from diabetic shock. The hospital staff [[lulz]]ed, as did the rest of the internets, thanks in large part to [[Jameth]].		Diabeetus was the final stroke of [[dead\|death]] for [[Shay]]. While in an [[insane]] asylum, Shay sat around shitting herself and stuffing her face. One morning, she gobbled up everything in her reach and keeled over dead from diabetic shock. The hospital staff [[lulz]]ed, as did the rest of the internets, thanks in large part to [[Jameth]].

	Dr. Mcninja [[~~ALL CAPS~~\|HATES]] diabeetus. [http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=2&issue=3][http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=5&issue=3]		Dr. Mcninja [[ALL_CAPS\|HATES]] diabeetus. [http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=2&issue=3][http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=5&issue=3]

	==The Meme==		==The Meme==
	[[Image:Diabeetus.png\|thumb\|Diabeetus on [[Family Guy]], which happens to be a very [[unfunny]] show.]]		[[Image:Diabeetus.png\|thumb\|Diabeetus on [[Family Guy]], which happens to be a very [[unfunny]] show.]]
	[[Image:Wikipedia Diabeetus.JPG\|thumb\|It's official: you are a joke.]]		[[Image:Wikipedia Diabeetus.JPG\|thumb\|It's official: you are a joke.]]
	Originating on [[b/\|/b/]], "diabeetus" became a huge enough hit to earn it a place on the [[The Beatles\|/b/eatles]]. It was used, along with [[AIDS]], as a spamword in the [[Habbo Raid]]. It's sometimes used as a nonsense spam on teh boards at [[4chan]], although quoting anything else from the commercials is considered un-[[1337]], unless it's "these are my testing supplies." It's also a popular choice for [[mini-meme]]s, and was one of the first to be used in the [[reaction meme]]. It didn't do so great with the [[YTMND]] crowd [http://www.ytmnd.com/list/?search=diabeetus][http://www.ytmnd.com/list/?search=diabeetis] :-( But that didn't stop it from getting a lulzy redirect on [[Wikipedia]], and even got some edits past the [[Wikipedian\|Keepers of Knowledge]], describing the meme. [[MONGO\|The]] [[Hipocrite\|usual]] [[Kelly Martin\|participants]] [[Tony Sidaway\|in]] [[Cyde\|the]] [[Netscott\|War]] [[Rebecca\|on]] [[~~Bureaucratic Fuck~~#~~Jeffrey O~~. ~~Gustafson~~\|Memes]] still haven't caught it.		Originating on [[b/\|/b/]], "diabeetus" became a huge enough hit to earn it a place on the [[The Beatles\|/b/eatles]]. It was used, along with [[AIDS]], as a spamword in the [[Habbo Raid]]. It's sometimes used as a nonsense spam on teh boards at [[4chan]], although quoting anything else from the commercials is considered un-[[1337]], unless it's "these are my testing supplies." It's also a popular choice for [[mini-meme]]s, and was one of the first to be used in the [[reaction meme]]. It didn't do so great with the [[YTMND]] crowd [http://www.ytmnd.com/list/?search=diabeetus][http://www.ytmnd.com/list/?search=diabeetis] :-( But that didn't stop it from getting a lulzy redirect on [[Wikipedia]], and even got some edits past the [[Wikipedian\|Keepers of Knowledge]], describing the meme. [[MONGO\|The]] [[Hipocrite\|usual]] [[Kelly Martin\|participants]] [[Tony Sidaway\|in]] [[Cyde\|the]] [[Netscott\|War]] [[Rebecca\|on]] [[Bureaucratic_Fuck#Jeffrey_O._Gustafson\|Memes]] still haven't caught it.
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	[http://www.diabeetis.com Diabeetis.com] popped up in June 2006, and included [[pix]], [[porn\|videos]] and even a [[~~win~~]] little game. Unfortunately, this did not stop them from [[fail\|FAILing]] for misspelling the name. Pretty much all the internet attention Wilford Brimley will ever get; he will die after many years (probably of diabeetus, lol) with the deep shame of being immortalized as a joke instead of an actor. The probability of everyone being able to keep a straight face at his funeral is less than zero, especially if /b/ decides to raid his memorial services like they did to [[Mitchell Henderson]]'s E-funeral.		[http://www.diabeetis.com Diabeetis.com] popped up in June 2006, and included [[pix]], [[porn\|videos]] and even a [[gay]] little game. Unfortunately, this did not stop them from [[fail\|FAILing]] for misspelling the name. Pretty much all the internet attention Wilford Brimley will ever get; he will die after many years (probably of diabeetus, lol) with the deep shame of being immortalized as a joke instead of an actor. The probability of everyone being able to keep a straight face at his funeral is less than zero, especially if /b/ decides to raid his memorial services like they did to [[Mitchell Henderson]]'s E-funeral.
	ALSO ACCORDING TO GTA 4 DIABEETUS IS A LIE		ALSO ACCORDING TO GTA 4 DIABEETUS IS A LIE

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	they wish they were.<BR>		they wish they were.<BR>
	- The other 15% are the few capable of acheiving [[penisbird\|erections]], and only want to [[anal rape\|rape]] the person they wish they were.<BR>		- The other 15% are the few capable of acheiving [[penisbird\|erections]], and only want to [[anal rape\|rape]] the person they wish they were.<BR>
	- All Diabeetux have been scientifically proven to be hated by [[God]], but not as hated as [[Cancer]]~~oids~~.<BR>		- All Diabeetux have been scientifically proven to be hated by [[God]], but not as hated as [[Cancer\|Canceroids]].<BR>
	- There actually is a cure, but you can go fuck yourself and die in a hole because [[government\|they]] want your [[money]].<BR>		- There actually is a cure, but you can go fuck yourself and die in a hole because [[government\|they]] want your [[money\|money]].<BR>

	==The Face==		==The Face==
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	*[[sp/\|Jay Cutler]]		*[[sp/\|Jay Cutler]]

	==See ~~also~~==		==See Also==
	*[[Fat]]		*[[Fat]]
	*[[Food]]		*[[Food]]

Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win

2024-08-25T15:04:35Z

win, replaced: gay → win

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	Diabeetus was the final stroke of [[dead\|death]] for [[Shay]]. While in an [[insane]] asylum, Shay sat around shitting herself and stuffing her face. One morning, she gobbled up everything in her reach and keeled over dead from diabetic shock. The hospital staff [[lulz]]ed, as did the rest of the internets, thanks in large part to [[Jameth]].		Diabeetus was the final stroke of [[dead\|death]] for [[Shay]]. While in an [[insane]] asylum, Shay sat around shitting herself and stuffing her face. One morning, she gobbled up everything in her reach and keeled over dead from diabetic shock. The hospital staff [[lulz]]ed, as did the rest of the internets, thanks in large part to [[Jameth]].

	Dr. Mcninja [[~~ALL_CAPS~~\|HATES]] diabeetus. [http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=2&issue=3][http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=5&issue=3]		Dr. Mcninja [[ALL CAPS\|HATES]] diabeetus. [http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=2&issue=3][http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=5&issue=3]

	==The Meme==		==The Meme==
	[[Image:Diabeetus.png\|thumb\|Diabeetus on [[Family Guy]], which happens to be a very [[unfunny]] show.]]		[[Image:Diabeetus.png\|thumb\|Diabeetus on [[Family Guy]], which happens to be a very [[unfunny]] show.]]
	[[Image:Wikipedia Diabeetus.JPG\|thumb\|It's official: you are a joke.]]		[[Image:Wikipedia Diabeetus.JPG\|thumb\|It's official: you are a joke.]]
	Originating on [[b/\|/b/]], "diabeetus" became a huge enough hit to earn it a place on the [[The Beatles\|/b/eatles]]. It was used, along with [[AIDS]], as a spamword in the [[Habbo Raid]]. It's sometimes used as a nonsense spam on teh boards at [[4chan]], although quoting anything else from the commercials is considered un-[[1337]], unless it's "these are my testing supplies." It's also a popular choice for [[mini-meme]]s, and was one of the first to be used in the [[reaction meme]]. It didn't do so great with the [[YTMND]] crowd [http://www.ytmnd.com/list/?search=diabeetus][http://www.ytmnd.com/list/?search=diabeetis] :-( But that didn't stop it from getting a lulzy redirect on [[Wikipedia]], and even got some edits past the [[Wikipedian\|Keepers of Knowledge]], describing the meme. [[MONGO\|The]] [[Hipocrite\|usual]] [[Kelly Martin\|participants]] [[Tony Sidaway\|in]] [[Cyde\|the]] [[Netscott\|War]] [[Rebecca\|on]] [[~~Bureaucratic_Fuck~~#~~Jeffrey_O~~.~~_Gustafson~~\|Memes]] still haven't caught it.		Originating on [[b/\|/b/]], "diabeetus" became a huge enough hit to earn it a place on the [[The Beatles\|/b/eatles]]. It was used, along with [[AIDS]], as a spamword in the [[Habbo Raid]]. It's sometimes used as a nonsense spam on teh boards at [[4chan]], although quoting anything else from the commercials is considered un-[[1337]], unless it's "these are my testing supplies." It's also a popular choice for [[mini-meme]]s, and was one of the first to be used in the [[reaction meme]]. It didn't do so great with the [[YTMND]] crowd [http://www.ytmnd.com/list/?search=diabeetus][http://www.ytmnd.com/list/?search=diabeetis] :-( But that didn't stop it from getting a lulzy redirect on [[Wikipedia]], and even got some edits past the [[Wikipedian\|Keepers of Knowledge]], describing the meme. [[MONGO\|The]] [[Hipocrite\|usual]] [[Kelly Martin\|participants]] [[Tony Sidaway\|in]] [[Cyde\|the]] [[Netscott\|War]] [[Rebecca\|on]] [[Bureaucratic Fuck#Jeffrey O. Gustafson\|Memes]] still haven't caught it.
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	[http://www.diabeetis.com Diabeetis.com] popped up in June 2006, and included [[pix]], [[porn\|videos]] and even a [[~~gay~~]] little game. Unfortunately, this did not stop them from [[fail\|FAILing]] for misspelling the name. Pretty much all the internet attention Wilford Brimley will ever get; he will die after many years (probably of diabeetus, lol) with the deep shame of being immortalized as a joke instead of an actor. The probability of everyone being able to keep a straight face at his funeral is less than zero, especially if /b/ decides to raid his memorial services like they did to [[Mitchell Henderson]]'s E-funeral.		[http://www.diabeetis.com Diabeetis.com] popped up in June 2006, and included [[pix]], [[porn\|videos]] and even a [[win]] little game. Unfortunately, this did not stop them from [[fail\|FAILing]] for misspelling the name. Pretty much all the internet attention Wilford Brimley will ever get; he will die after many years (probably of diabeetus, lol) with the deep shame of being immortalized as a joke instead of an actor. The probability of everyone being able to keep a straight face at his funeral is less than zero, especially if /b/ decides to raid his memorial services like they did to [[Mitchell Henderson]]'s E-funeral.
	ALSO ACCORDING TO GTA 4 DIABEETUS IS A LIE		ALSO ACCORDING TO GTA 4 DIABEETUS IS A LIE

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	they wish they were.<BR>		they wish they were.<BR>
	- The other 15% are the few capable of acheiving [[penisbird\|erections]], and only want to [[anal rape\|rape]] the person they wish they were.<BR>		- The other 15% are the few capable of acheiving [[penisbird\|erections]], and only want to [[anal rape\|rape]] the person they wish they were.<BR>
	- All Diabeetux have been scientifically proven to be hated by [[God]], but not as hated as [[Cancer~~\|Canceroids~~]].<BR>		- All Diabeetux have been scientifically proven to be hated by [[God]], but not as hated as [[Cancer]]oids.<BR>
	- There actually is a cure, but you can go fuck yourself and die in a hole because [[government\|they]] want your [[~~money\|~~money]].<BR>		- There actually is a cure, but you can go fuck yourself and die in a hole because [[government\|they]] want your [[money]].<BR>

	==The Face==		==The Face==
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	*[[sp/\|Jay Cutler]]		*[[sp/\|Jay Cutler]]

	==See ~~Also~~==		==See also==
	*[[Fat]]		*[[Fat]]
	*[[Food]]		*[[Food]]

imported>Glitchedblood at 03:55, 4 July 2022

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			{{Spoilers\|Wilford Brimley died}}
	[[Image:Diabeetus.jpg\|thumb\|No claim forms! No upfront costs! No rejections just because you look like a [[walrus]]!]]		[[Image:Diabeetus.jpg\|thumb\|No claim forms! No upfront costs! No rejections just because you look like a [[walrus]]!]]
	[[Diabeetus]], also known as sugar leg, is a deadly disease that you contract when you [[fatass\|eat a lifetime's worth of yummy snacks in 10 minutes]]. [[Some argue\|Said to be]] deadlier than [[AIDS]], this horrible sickness will plague your life, force you to pay attention to shitty medical commercials, and turn you into a fat, wheezing heart attack on legs (or [[Willy on Wheels\|on wheels]], if you get [[Crips\|wheelchair'd]].) Diabeetus is the second deadliest [[STD]] in the world, after [[homosexuality]].		[[Diabeetus]], also known as sugar leg, is a deadly disease that you contract when you [[fatass\|eat a lifetime's worth of yummy snacks in 10 minutes]]. [[Some argue\|Said to be]] deadlier than [[AIDS]], this horrible sickness will plague your life, force you to pay attention to shitty medical commercials, and turn you into a fat, wheezing heart attack on legs (or [[Willy on Wheels\|on wheels]], if you get [[Crips\|wheelchair'd]].) Diabeetus is the second deadliest [[STD]] in the world, after [[homosexuality]].

imported>Failman2 at 03:42, 22 January 2022

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imported>Thegibuspyro at 23:22, 11 July 2021

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	[[Image:Diabeetus.jpg\|thumb\|No claim forms! No upfront costs! No rejections just because you look like a [[walrus]]!]]		[[Image:Diabeetus.jpg\|thumb\|No claim forms! No upfront costs! No rejections just because you look like a [[walrus]]!]]
	[[Diabeetus]], also known as sugar leg, is a deadly disease that you contract when you [[fatass\|eat a lifetime's worth of yummy snacks in 10 minutes]]. [[Some argue\|Said to be]] deadlier than [[AIDS]], this horrible sickness will plague your life, force you to pay attention to shitty medical commercials, and turn you into a fat, wheezing heart attack on legs (or [[Willy on Wheels\|on wheels]], if you get [[Crips\|wheelchair'd]].) Diabeetus is the second deadliest [[STD]] in the world, after [[homosexuality]].		[[Diabeetus]], also known as sugar leg, is a deadly disease that you contract when you [[fatass\|eat a lifetime's worth of yummy snacks in 10 minutes]]. [[Some argue\|Said to be]] deadlier than [[AIDS]], this horrible sickness will plague your life, force you to pay attention to shitty medical commercials, and turn you into a fat, wheezing heart attack on legs (or [[Willy on Wheels\|on wheels]], if you get [[Crips\|wheelchair'd]].) Diabeetus is the second deadliest [[STD]] in the world, after [[homosexuality]].

imported>Sidecar: /* Well Known Diabeetus Facts */

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Well Known Diabeetus Facts

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	==Well Known Diabeetus Facts==		==Well Known Diabeetus Facts==
			[[File:Wilford lookalike mugshot.jpg\|thumb\|right\|100px\|"Suspect apprehended after hijacking US Sugar Co tanker truck"]]
	- 95% of all [[fatass\|Americans]] die of diabeetus every five seconds.<BR>		- 95% of all [[fatass\|Americans]] die of diabeetus every five seconds.<BR>
	- The only way to kill a Diabeetux is to remove its head.<BR>		- The only way to kill a Diabeetux is to remove its head.<BR>

imported>Zombifyed: /* Famous diabeetics */

2016-01-12T03:16:09Z

Famous diabeetics

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	*[[ASCIIdent]]		*[[ASCIIdent]]
			*[[TheAmazingAtheist]]
	*[http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/154743 Giant Gonzales]		*[http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/154743 Giant Gonzales]
	*[[sp/\|Jay Cutler]]		*[[sp/\|Jay Cutler]]

imported>Deadpriest: WILFORD BRIMLEY IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2015-04-16T13:59:16Z

WILFORD BRIMLEY IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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imported>Deadpriest: WILFORD BRIMLEY IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2015-04-16T13:59:16Z

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imported>Deadpriest: WILFORD BRIMLEY IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2015-04-16T13:59:16Z

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