Dexter - Revision history

Unknown guy at 22:35, 30 August 2025

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	{{spoiler\|Before Dexter is killed by his own son, his brother is the ice truck killer and Dexter [[pwns]] him. Doakes (bay harbour butcher) and Rita (killed by trinity killer) and Debra and Vogal (killed by brain surgeon) and Lay "best blows" Guerta all fucking die an excruciatingly painful death ~~and Batista got [[Pwned]] by [[Midget\|Peter Dinklage]]~~.		{{spoiler\|Before Dexter is killed by his own son and Batista got [[Pwned]] by [[Midget\|Peter Dinklage]], his brother is the ice truck killer and Dexter [[pwns]] him. Doakes (bay harbour butcher) and Rita (killed by trinity killer) and Debra and Vogal (killed by brain surgeon) and Lay "best blows" Guerta all fucking die an excruciatingly painful death.
	'''Deb finds her urges to [[incest\|fuck Dex]] and instead finds out Dex's urges to [[sociopath\|kill people]]. Deb kills LaGuerta to save Dex's truth and gets PTSD! Happy New Year! He fakes his death because his [[over 9000\|9001th]] girlfriend (Hannah McGay) and son are apparently bound to die because of him.. – becoming a [[shit no one cares about\|lumberjack]]. How [[house\|original]]. 10 years later his son finds him after mother Hannah dies of cancer for some reason, Dexter then finds his son somehow also has killing urges, and then Dexter gets caught. THE END!!1112'''}}		'''Deb finds her urges to [[incest\|fuck Dex]] and instead finds out Dex's urges to [[sociopath\|kill people]]. Deb kills LaGuerta to save Dex's truth and gets PTSD! Happy New Year! He fakes his death because his [[over 9000\|9001th]] girlfriend (Hannah McGay) and son are apparently bound to die because of him.. – becoming a [[shit no one cares about\|lumberjack]]. How [[house\|original]]. 10 years later his son finds him after mother Hannah dies of cancer for some reason, Dexter then finds his son somehow also has killing urges, and then Dexter gets caught. THE END!!1112'''}}
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	{{spoiler\|Before Dexter is killed by his own son, his brother is the ice truck killer and Dexter [[pwns]] him. Doakes (bay harbour butcher) and Rita (killed by trinity killer) and Debra and Vogal (killed by brain surgeon) and Lay "best blows" Guerta all fucking die an excruciatingly painful death.		{{spoiler\|Before Dexter is killed by his own son, his brother is the ice truck killer and Dexter [[pwns]] him. Doakes (bay harbour butcher) and Rita (killed by trinity killer) and Debra and Vogal (killed by brain surgeon) and Lay "best blows" Guerta all fucking die an excruciatingly painful death and Batista got [[Pwned]] by [[Midget\|Peter Dinklage]].
	'''Deb finds her urges to [[incest\|fuck Dex]] and instead finds out Dex's urges to [[sociopath\|kill people]]. Deb kills LaGuerta to save Dex's truth and gets PTSD! Happy New Year! He fakes his death because his [[over 9000\|9001th]] girlfriend (Hannah McGay) and son are apparently bound to die because of him.. – becoming a [[shit no one cares about\|lumberjack]]. How [[house\|original]]. 10 years later his son finds him after mother Hannah dies of cancer for some reason, Dexter then finds his son somehow also has killing urges, and then Dexter gets caught. THE END!!1112'''}}		'''Deb finds her urges to [[incest\|fuck Dex]] and instead finds out Dex's urges to [[sociopath\|kill people]]. Deb kills LaGuerta to save Dex's truth and gets PTSD! Happy New Year! He fakes his death because his [[over 9000\|9001th]] girlfriend (Hannah McGay) and son are apparently bound to die because of him.. – becoming a [[shit no one cares about\|lumberjack]]. How [[house\|original]]. 10 years later his son finds him after mother Hannah dies of cancer for some reason, Dexter then finds his son somehow also has killing urges, and then Dexter gets caught. THE END!!1112'''}}
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Season 10 "Resurrections": in progress

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	Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC\|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[sick fuck]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article. NOPE, Dexter ressurrects once again in his new series, since they can't let this shit go.		Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC\|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[sick fuck]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article. NOPE, Dexter ressurrects once again in his new series, since they can't let this shit go.

	===Season 10 "~~Resurrections~~"===		===Season 10 "Resurrection"===
	Since you couldn't get enough of Dexter, they go for another cashgrab to milk it all its' worth. He's in New York City this time, and didn't have enough time to do [[9/11]]		Since you couldn't get enough of Dexter and wanted to kill yourself for watching the shit that was New Blood, they go for another cashgrab to milk it all its' worth. He's in New York City this time, and didn't have enough time to do [[9/11]]

	==Memorable quotes==		==Memorable quotes==

Lazarus: /* Season 9 "New Blood" */

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Season 9 "New Blood"

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	===Season 9 "New Blood"===		===Season 9 "New Blood"===

	Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC\|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[sick fuck]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article. NOPE~~, disgread that~~, Dexter ~~resurrects~~ once again in ~~another~~ new series, since they can't let this shit go, ~~since no one seems~~ to ~~liked that ending. AGAIN!. What a bunch of pussies~~.		Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC\|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[sick fuck]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article. NOPE, Dexter ressurrects once again in his new series, since they can't let this shit go.

			===Season 10 "Resurrections"===
			Since you couldn't get enough of Dexter, they go for another cashgrab to milk it all its' worth. He's in New York City this time, and didn't have enough time to do [[9/11]]

	==Memorable quotes==		==Memorable quotes==

Lazarus: /* Season 9 "New Blood" */

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Season 9 "New Blood"

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	===Season 9 "New Blood"===		===Season 9 "New Blood"===

	Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC\|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[sick fuck]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article. NOPE, Dexter ~~ressurrects~~ once again in ~~his~~ new series, since they can't let this shit go.		Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC\|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[sick fuck]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article. NOPE, disgread that, Dexter resurrects once again in another new series, since they can't let this shit go, since no one seems to liked that ending. AGAIN!. What a bunch of pussies.

	==Memorable quotes==		==Memorable quotes==

Lazarus: /* Season 9 "New Blood" */

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Season 9 "New Blood"

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	===Season 9 "New Blood"===		===Season 9 "New Blood"===

	Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC\|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[sick fuck]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article.		Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC\|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[sick fuck]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article. NOPE, Dexter ressurrects once again in his new series, since they can't let this shit go.

	==Memorable quotes==		==Memorable quotes==

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	*[[Brokeback Mountain]]		*[[Brokeback Mountain]]
	*[[Law & Order]]		*[[Law & Order]]
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	===Season 9 "New Blood"===		===Season 9 "New Blood"===

	Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC\|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[~~sick_fuck~~]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article.		Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC\|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[sick fuck]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article.

	==Memorable quotes==		==Memorable quotes==

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	===Season 9 "New Blood"===		===Season 9 "New Blood"===

	Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC\|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[~~sick fuck~~]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article.		Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC\|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[sick_fuck]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article.

	==Memorable quotes==		==Memorable quotes==

YaroslavTV: /* Season 9 "New Blood" */

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	===Season 9 "New Blood"===		===Season 9 "New Blood"===

	Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC\|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[~~sick_fuck~~]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article.		Dexter comes back to our screens in a reboot, [[at least 100]] years later, for more emo bloody shit, since he's guilt ridden after pwning his sister. More sick fuckery ensures when new serial killer [[KFC\|Clancy Brown]](Yeah, the main villan is a Colonel Sanders lookalike) as goes head to head as the new villian of sick fuckery, because it wasn't enough for Dexter to do what he does, to cause some more [[lulz]]. Except, his dumb ass son comes back to troll him because Hannah, his hot piece of ass step mother who got pwned by [[cancer]] told him to go find his sick fuck father in [[Oregon]] so they can do more sick fuck stuff together, seeing as he's so fucked up like his father. Nonetheless, [[tl;dr]], Dexter and his son flee from the [[police]], after Dexter killed a [[nigger]] that no one gives a shit about when being caught by his bitch girlfriend, Angela. Being the dumbass, Dexter asks his son to pwn him. Harrison is given money by the only bitch cop that doesn't know shit about Harrison also being a [[sick fuck]] to start a new life to continue Dexter's sick fuckery, rendering the entire series, pointless. And yeah, they're making a spinoff about the little shit, can't wait to [[tl;dr]] this article.

	==Memorable quotes==		==Memorable quotes==

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	{{spoiler\|Before Dexter is killed by his own son, his brother is the ice truck killer and Dexter [[pwns]] him. Doakes (bay harbour butcher) and Rita (killed by trinity killer) and Debra and Vogal (killed by brain surgeon) and Lay "best blows" Guerta all fucking die an excruciatingly painful death ~~and Batista got [[Pwned]] by [[Midget\|Peter Dinklage]]~~.		{{spoiler\|Before Dexter is killed by his own son and Batista got [[Pwned]] by [[Midget\|Peter Dinklage]], his brother is the ice truck killer and Dexter [[pwns]] him. Doakes (bay harbour butcher) and Rita (killed by trinity killer) and Debra and Vogal (killed by brain surgeon) and Lay "best blows" Guerta all fucking die an excruciatingly painful death.
	'''Deb finds her urges to [[incest\|fuck Dex]] and instead finds out Dex's urges to [[sociopath\|kill people]]. Deb kills LaGuerta to save Dex's truth and gets PTSD! Happy New Year! He fakes his death because his [[over 9000\|9001th]] girlfriend (Hannah McGay) and son are apparently bound to die because of him.. – becoming a [[shit no one cares about\|lumberjack]]. How [[house\|original]]. 10 years later his son finds him after mother Hannah dies of cancer for some reason, Dexter then finds his son somehow also has killing urges, and then Dexter gets caught. THE END!!1112'''}}		'''Deb finds her urges to [[incest\|fuck Dex]] and instead finds out Dex's urges to [[sociopath\|kill people]]. Deb kills LaGuerta to save Dex's truth and gets PTSD! Happy New Year! He fakes his death because his [[over 9000\|9001th]] girlfriend (Hannah McGay) and son are apparently bound to die because of him.. – becoming a [[shit no one cares about\|lumberjack]]. How [[house\|original]]. 10 years later his son finds him after mother Hannah dies of cancer for some reason, Dexter then finds his son somehow also has killing urges, and then Dexter gets caught. THE END!!1112'''}}
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	{{spoiler\|Before Dexter is killed by his own son, his brother is the ice truck killer and Dexter [[pwns]] him. Doakes (bay harbour butcher) and Rita (killed by trinity killer) and Debra and Vogal (killed by brain surgeon) and Lay "best blows" Guerta all fucking die an excruciatingly painful death.		{{spoiler\|Before Dexter is killed by his own son, his brother is the ice truck killer and Dexter [[pwns]] him. Doakes (bay harbour butcher) and Rita (killed by trinity killer) and Debra and Vogal (killed by brain surgeon) and Lay "best blows" Guerta all fucking die an excruciatingly painful death and Batista got [[Pwned]] by [[Midget\|Peter Dinklage]].
	'''Deb finds her urges to [[incest\|fuck Dex]] and instead finds out Dex's urges to [[sociopath\|kill people]]. Deb kills LaGuerta to save Dex's truth and gets PTSD! Happy New Year! He fakes his death because his [[over 9000\|9001th]] girlfriend (Hannah McGay) and son are apparently bound to die because of him.. – becoming a [[shit no one cares about\|lumberjack]]. How [[house\|original]]. 10 years later his son finds him after mother Hannah dies of cancer for some reason, Dexter then finds his son somehow also has killing urges, and then Dexter gets caught. THE END!!1112'''}}		'''Deb finds her urges to [[incest\|fuck Dex]] and instead finds out Dex's urges to [[sociopath\|kill people]]. Deb kills LaGuerta to save Dex's truth and gets PTSD! Happy New Year! He fakes his death because his [[over 9000\|9001th]] girlfriend (Hannah McGay) and son are apparently bound to die because of him.. – becoming a [[shit no one cares about\|lumberjack]]. How [[house\|original]]. 10 years later his son finds him after mother Hannah dies of cancer for some reason, Dexter then finds his son somehow also has killing urges, and then Dexter gets caught. THE END!!1112'''}}
	[[File:Sorry wrong person Dexter.jpg\|right\|300px]]		[[File:Sorry wrong person Dexter.jpg\|right\|300px]]