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	# Help fake-JC use Helios to shoot [[democracy]]-nanites out of the Statue of Liberty's [[ass]].		# Help fake-JC use Helios to shoot [[democracy]]-nanites out of the Statue of Liberty's [[ass]].
	# [[kill_it_with_fire\|Destroy everything]] and have the cyborg zombies with [[Russia\|russian]] accents replace humanity.		# [[kill_it_with_fire\|Destroy everything]] and have the cyborg zombies with [[Russia\|russian]] accents replace humanity.
	# Keep the world as it is with ~~the~~ the Jew [[Reptilian]] [[Illuminati]] ruling it as per usual.		# Keep the world as it is with the Jew [[Reptilian]] [[Illuminati]] ruling it as per usual.
	# Join the batshit religious cult and force everyone to live like the [[losers\|Amish]].		# Join the batshit religious cult and force everyone to live like the [[losers\|Amish]].

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imported>Argonz at 21:21, 29 October 2015

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	Image:Alex-denton-crusher.png\|"What happened to his sunglasses?"		Image:Alex-denton-crusher.png\|"What happened to his sunglasses?"
	Image:Jc_demotivator.jpg\|[[IRL]] JC.		Image:Jc_demotivator.jpg\|[[IRL]] [[Top Gear\|JC]].
	Image:Alex-Denton-looney-toons.jpg\|Accurate depiction of IW.		Image:Alex-Denton-looney-toons.jpg\|Accurate depiction of IW.
	Image:Fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu.JPG\|[[DeviantTart]] [http://nk11.deviantart.com/ NK11] infects DX with faggotry and fail.		Image:Fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu.JPG\|[[DeviantTart]] [http://nk11.deviantart.com/ NK11] infects DX with faggotry and fail.
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	==~~Related Articles~~==		==See Also==

	*[[Zeitgeist]]		*[[Zeitgeist]]

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	==Related Articles==		==Related Articles==
	*[[Illuminati]]
	*[[Zeitgeist]]		*[[Zeitgeist]]
	*[[9/11]]		*[[9/11]]
	*[[~~Scientology]]~~		*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]
	*[[Insane]]
	*[[Christianity]]
	*[[Alex Jones]]		*[[Alex Jones]]
	*[[Tinfoil hat]]
	*[[Haxorus]]		*[[Haxorus]]

	{{crap}}		{{crap}}
	~~{{truth}}~~
	{{Gaming}}		{{Gaming}}
	[[Category:Gaming]]		[[Category:Gaming]]

imported>Argonz at 21:15, 29 October 2015

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	[[Image:They_learn_from_mistakes.jpg\|1000px\|center\|frame\|Same Shit, Different Asshole]]		[[Image:They_learn_from_mistakes.jpg\|1000px\|center\|frame\|Same Shit, Different Asshole]]
	{{quote\|Bravery is not a function of firepower\|[[Jay-Z\|JC]] is so cool}}		{{quote\|Bravery is not a function of firepower\|[[Jay-Z\|JC]] is so cool}}
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	*[[Tinfoil hat]]		*[[Tinfoil hat]]
	*[[Haxorus]]		*[[Haxorus]]

			{{crap}}
	{{truth}}		{{truth}}
	{{Gaming}}		{{Gaming}}
	[[Category:Gaming]]		[[Category:Gaming]]

imported>While at 03:38, 19 October 2015

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	You're surely wondering what the plot of a game this great has to be, but, if you've been alive through George W. Bush's presidency, you'll already know what it is because the entire plot of the game is basically spoiled for you.		You're surely wondering what the plot of a game this great has to be, but, if you've been alive through George W. Bush's presidency, you'll already know what it is because the entire plot of the game is basically spoiled for you.
	The premise of the game is the exact same thing as [[George W. Bush]]'s presidency: a terrorist attack on New York (Statue of Liberty instead of [[JEWS DID WTC\|WTC]]. [DX did predict WTC, though, but that's a story for another day]) turned the country to martial law (FEMA instead of The Patriot Act), a new group was founded to create terrorism and keep the public in constant panic (UNATCO instead of Homeland Security), a global disaster caused more panic (Grey Death instead of [[Katrina]], [[SARS]], [[Swine Flu]], the yearlong rolling blackouts in California, etc.), freedom fighters were scapegoated for everything causing even more panic and fear (NSF instead of Muslims), and everyone was poor and suffering (same in both cases). Meanwhile, everything happening is actually part of a carefully orchestrated scheme to take over the world (When has that <i>not</i> been the case?), masterminded by a couple of [[retarded]] nerds from [[Texas]] ([[Bill Gates\|Bob Page]] and Walton Simons instead of George Bush and Dick Cheney) using a super AI construct and the global communications hub to achieve absolute power (Helios and the Aquinas router instead of the [[Internet]] and [[Fox News]]).<br>		The premise of the game is the exact same thing as [[George W. Bush]]'s presidency: a terrorist attack on New York (Statue of Liberty instead of [[JEWS DID WTC\|WTC]]. [DX did predict WTC, though, but that's a story for another day]) turned the country to martial law (FEMA instead of The Patriot Act), a new group was founded to create terrorism and keep the public in constant panic (UNATCO instead of Homeland Security), a global disaster caused more panic (Grey Death instead of [[Katrina]], [[SARS]], [[Swine Flu]], the yearlong rolling blackouts in California, etc.), freedom fighters were scapegoated for everything causing even more panic and fear (NSF instead of Muslims), and everyone was poor and suffering (same in both cases). Meanwhile, everything happening is actually part of a carefully orchestrated scheme to take over the world (When has that <i>not</i> been the case?), masterminded by a couple of [[retarded]] nerds from [[Texas]] ([[Bill Gates\|Bob Page]] and Walton Simons instead of George Bush and Dick Cheney) using a super AI construct and the global communications hub to achieve absolute power (Helios and the Aquinas router instead of the [[Internet]] and [[Fox News]]).<br>
	Within this plot and setting, [[Jesus\|JC Denton]] starts out his first day as a nano-augmented agent working for UNATCO in New York City, where he must recover the [[Cocaine\|Ambrosia vaccine]] shipments that were stolen by the NSF, ~~whilst~~ he is told every 11 minutes not to use the GEP gun or the Sniper Rifle or even the Pistol and stick with the [[fail\|nice little mini-crossbow and electric prod]]. Many ventilation shafts later, he finds that his brother Paul Denton (also a UNATCO nano-aug agent) is really working for the NSF and, naturally, Paul wants JC to help the NSF, too. UNATCO is actually a [[oneoneone\|CONSPIRACY!!!11ONE]] and Grey Death is man made. You betray UNATCO, go to China, and have people swear at you in Chinese on your way to meet Tracer [[Dong]], Paul's [[Gay\|gay lover]]. While you're there, you pick up a bitchin' Light Saber ([http://jcdentonfacts.110mb.com/ Fun fact: JC can use The Force, The Excessive Force, that is]) from [[Asian\|Maggie Chow]]'s apartment. Her maid gets so pissed when you find the MJ12 base in the attic. You go back to New York where people swear at you in English as you go to destroy a huge shipment of the plague virus while the Illuminati ask you to join them for the reward of [[delicious cake]]. Afterwards, you head to Paris where Icarus swears at you in cyberspeak as you're crawling through disgusting sewers in order to meet up with [[goth\|Nicolette DuClare]] so you can find the Illuminati leader [[fat\|Morgan Everett]]. After finding a bomb on your pilot's helicopter, you go off to Atlantis, where Atlantean scientists swear at you in Elven as you battle Walton Simons. And then you go to Area 51 to stop Bob Page, where <strike>Aliens</strike> [[Azn\|Monkeys exposed to radiation]] swear at you in [[moonspeak\|Alienese]] while giving you cancer and clawing your eyes out. <i>Ahh, Deus Ex...</i>		Within this plot and setting, [[Jesus\|JC Denton]] starts out his first day as a nano-augmented agent working for UNATCO in New York City, where he must recover the [[Cocaine\|Ambrosia vaccine]] shipments that were stolen by the NSF, while he is told every 11 minutes not to use the GEP gun or the Sniper Rifle or even the Pistol and stick with the [[fail\|nice little mini-crossbow and electric prod]]. Many ventilation shafts later, he finds that his brother Paul Denton (also a UNATCO nano-aug agent) is really working for the NSF and, naturally, Paul wants JC to help the NSF, too. UNATCO is actually a [[oneoneone\|CONSPIRACY!!!11ONE]] and Grey Death is man made. You betray UNATCO, go to China, and have people swear at you in Chinese on your way to meet Tracer [[Dong]], Paul's [[Gay\|gay lover]]. While you're there, you pick up a bitchin' Light Saber ([http://jcdentonfacts.110mb.com/ Fun fact: JC can use The Force, The Excessive Force, that is]) from [[Asian\|Maggie Chow]]'s apartment. Her maid gets so pissed when you find the MJ12 base in the attic. You go back to New York where people swear at you in English as you go to destroy a huge shipment of the plague virus while the Illuminati ask you to join them for the reward of [[delicious cake]]. Afterwards, you head to Paris where Icarus swears at you in cyberspeak as you're crawling through disgusting sewers in order to meet up with [[goth\|Nicolette DuClare]] so you can find the Illuminati leader [[fat\|Morgan Everett]]. After finding a bomb on your pilot's helicopter, you go off to Atlantis, where Atlantean scientists swear at you in Elven as you battle Walton Simons. And then you go to Area 51 to stop Bob Page, where <strike>Aliens</strike> [[Azn\|Monkeys exposed to radiation]] swear at you in [[moonspeak\|Alienese]] while giving you cancer and clawing your eyes out. <i>Ahh, Deus Ex...</i>

	The game had <strike>three</strike> four possible endings. They were:		The game had <strike>three</strike> four possible endings. They were:
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	[[Image:Romero alex.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[John Romero\|The resemblance is uncanny.]]]]		[[Image:Romero alex.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[John Romero\|The resemblance is uncanny.]]]]
	Warren Spector and Harvey Smith had the fine idea to make a sequel to Deus Ex. The fabled second coming of [[Jesus\|DX]] was at hand, and surely a sequel to the best game ever would have be really nice, too, right?<BR>		Warren Spector and Harvey Smith had the fine idea to make a sequel to Deus Ex. The fabled second coming of [[Jesus\|DX]] was at hand, and surely a sequel to the best game ever would have be really nice, too, right?<BR>
	The game makers made their sequel to Deus Ex, it was produced with the [[Xbox]] in mind which led to [[PC]] [[fanboys]] crying into their keyboards and ripping up their nude posters of Warren Spector. Bawwwing over the situation of not being able to play it ensued until lo, Deus Ex: Invisible War was released. It featured hugely non-linear game play, then that's about it for the high points. <i>Deus Ex: Invisible Suck</i> was a poor port from the console to PC, had crap graphics performance with unreasonable spec requirements, 89% of the maps claustrophobically cramped and/or indoors, universal ammo, a simplified HUD, no inventory, skill or health systems, a lot less features, bad physics engine, awful and ugly character models, slow load times, mind-bendingly stupid AIs, and last but not least, fucking <I>Alex D.</i> Made of faggotry and fail, he is a [[Mary Sue\|very bland character]] and his voice actor was a diseased bum pulled off the street and paid in beer. Alex's eyes appear to be large, painful scabs, he did not shave nor comb his hair today which makes him look like a [[douche bag]], ~~whilst~~ overall he is a very [[pussy\|soft]] and [[You\|unimpressive]] person, and just terrible at being cool. Essentially the "look mommy I'm JC" version of JC. The little goody-two-shoes can suck my cunt. Deus Ex 2 is terrible mainly because he and everything he touches is [[This is why we can't have nice things\|very, very bad in every way.]]		The game makers made their sequel to Deus Ex, it was produced with the [[Xbox]] in mind which led to [[PC]] [[fanboys]] crying into their keyboards and ripping up their nude posters of Warren Spector. Bawwwing over the situation of not being able to play it ensued until lo, Deus Ex: Invisible War was released. It featured hugely non-linear game play, then that's about it for the high points. <i>Deus Ex: Invisible Suck</i> was a poor port from the console to PC, had crap graphics performance with unreasonable spec requirements, 89% of the maps claustrophobically cramped and/or indoors, universal ammo, a simplified HUD, no inventory, skill or health systems, a lot less features, bad physics engine, awful and ugly character models, slow load times, mind-bendingly stupid AIs, and last but not least, fucking <I>Alex D.</i> Made of faggotry and fail, he is a [[Mary Sue\|very bland character]] and his voice actor was a diseased bum pulled off the street and paid in beer. Alex's eyes appear to be large, painful scabs, he did not shave nor comb his hair today which makes him look like a [[douche bag]], while overall he is a very [[pussy\|soft]] and [[You\|unimpressive]] person, and just terrible at being cool. Essentially the "look mommy I'm JC" version of JC. The little goody-two-shoes can suck my cunt. Deus Ex 2 is terrible mainly because he and everything he touches is [[This is why we can't have nice things\|very, very bad in every way.]]
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	IW was so dumbed-down and lame that even a [[13 year old boy]] with [[downs syndrome]] could beat it. Oh, and the game had an even lamer plot that was written by said boy, a very, very lame plot which was: a ghey, generic Sci-Fi adventure.		IW was so dumbed-down and lame that even a [[13 year old boy]] with [[downs syndrome]] could beat it. Oh, and the game had an even lamer plot that was written by said boy, a very, very lame plot which was: a ghey, generic Sci-Fi adventure.

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	==See Also==		==See Also==

			*[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston\|Deus Ex 4: The Boston Conspiracy]]
	*[[Zeitgeist]]		*[[Zeitgeist]]
	*[[9/11]]		*[[9/11]]