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Things Made in Detroit

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	==Things That Used to Be Produced in Detroit==		==Things That Used to Be Produced in Detroit==

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	{{quote\|No, Not Detroit! No Please! Anything but that! No! NOOOOOO!!!\|Everyone's reaction to being sent to Detroit.}}		{{quote\|No, Not Detroit! No Please! Anything but that! No! NOOOOOO!!!\|Everyone's reaction to being sent to Detroit.}}

	'''Western Somalia''', also known as '''Detoilet''', or the more politically correct '''Detroit''' is the largest city in the State of [[Michigan]]. It is notable for being the only major city in the [[United States]] in which both the residents and leaders are overwhelmingly [[niggers\|black]], at over 80% of the population. Unsurprisingly, Detroit has a quality of life on par with [[Sierra Leone\|Sierra Leone]] and [[Haiti\|Haiti]]. Corruption, murder, drugs, rape, shitty football teams, unemployment, and AIDS are just some of things you can find in this [[Lie\|fine]] city. It is famous for being the #1 city in america during the 1950s due to the [[Car]] industry centered in the city, and for becoming a literal hell on earth with a quality of life '''worse''' than that of many third worlds. Oh, and for being the place where [[~~Slim Shady~~]] grew up. Less than a mile away from Detroit, lies the city of [[Windsor]]; a shitty [[Canada\|Canadian]] area, but much superior to the niggerized city to the west.		'''Western Somalia''', also known as '''Detoilet''', or the more politically correct '''Detroit''' is the largest city in the State of [[Michigan]]. It is notable for being the only major city in the [[United States]] in which both the residents and leaders are overwhelmingly [[niggers\|black]], at over 80% of the population. Unsurprisingly, Detroit has a quality of life on par with [[Sierra Leone\|Sierra Leone]] and [[Haiti\|Haiti]]. Corruption, murder, drugs, rape, shitty football teams, unemployment, and AIDS are just some of things you can find in this [[Lie\|fine]] city. It is famous for being the #1 city in america during the 1950s due to the [[Car]] industry centered in the city, and for becoming a literal hell on earth with a quality of life '''worse''' than that of many third worlds. Oh, and for being the place where [[Eminem]] grew up. Less than a mile away from Detroit, lies the city of [[Windsor]]; a shitty [[Canada\|Canadian]] area, but much superior to the niggerized city to the west.

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	In 2009, unemployment reached a record 24%. Out of the remaining [[Statistics\|76%]] that are employed, 26% work at [[Chikinz\|Popeye's and KFC]], 25% have no-show jobs as a result of having a friend or family member in city government, and the other 25% are dumb enough to actually put "Drug Dealer" on their tax returns. With rising crime and unemployment, the "white flight" of the 1960's has been replaced by "everyone just [[GTFO]] out of Detroit".		In 2009, unemployment reached a record 24%. Out of the remaining [[Statistics\|76%]] that are employed, 26% work at [[Chikinz\|Popeye's and KFC]], 25% have no-show jobs as a result of having a friend or family member in city government, and the other 25% are dumb enough to actually put "Drug Dealer" on their tax returns. With rising crime and unemployment, the "white flight" of the 1960's has been replaced by "everyone just [[GTFO]] out of Detroit".

	On the eve of 2010 it was concluded that the only way to stop the Economic and Demographic Black Hole that is Detroit, would be [[Delete_fucking_everything\| reverting it into farmland]] [http://money.cnn.com/2009/12/29/news/economy/farming_detroit.fortune/index.htm]. We're waiting for the lulzy reaction when the niggers realize they're going to be [[Slavery\|working the fields again]]. Others propose [http://theelectoralmap.com/2008/12/05/should-we-cede-michigan-to-canada/ ceding it to Canada], though whether the Canucks would want it is another matter.		On the eve of 2010 it was concluded that the only way to stop the Economic and Demographic Black Hole that is Detroit, would be [[Delete_fucking_everything\| reverting it into farmland]] [http://money.cnn.com/2009/12/29/news/economy/farming_detroit.fortune/index.htm ]. We're waiting for the lulzy reaction when the niggers realize they're going to be [[Slavery\|working the fields again]]. Others propose [http://theelectoralmap.com/2008/12/05/should-we-cede-michigan-to-canada/ ceding it to Canada], though whether the Canucks would want it is another matter.

	== Things Made in Detroit ==		== Things Made in Detroit ==

Slim shady at 17:53, 20 June 2024

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	{{quote\|No, Not Detroit! No Please! Anything but that! No! NOOOOOO!!!\|Everyone's reaction to being sent to Detroit.}}		{{quote\|No, Not Detroit! No Please! Anything but that! No! NOOOOOO!!!\|Everyone's reaction to being sent to Detroit.}}

	'''Western Somalia''', also known as '''Detoilet''', or the more politically correct '''Detroit''' is the largest city in the State of [[Michigan]]. It is notable for being the only major city in the [[United States]] in which both the residents and leaders are overwhelmingly [[niggers\|black]], at over 80% of the population. Unsurprisingly, Detroit has a quality of life on par with [[Sierra Leone\|Sierra Leone]] and [[Haiti\|Haiti]]. Corruption, murder, drugs, rape, shitty football teams, unemployment, and AIDS are just some of things you can find in this [[Lie\|fine]] city. It is famous for being the #1 city in america during the 1950s due to the [[Car]] industry centered in the city, and for becoming a literal hell on earth with a quality of life '''worse''' than that of many third worlds. Oh, and for being the place where [[~~Eminem~~]] grew up. Less than a mile away from Detroit, lies the city of [[Windsor]]; a shitty [[Canada\|Canadian]] area, but much superior to the niggerized city to the west.		'''Western Somalia''', also known as '''Detoilet''', or the more politically correct '''Detroit''' is the largest city in the State of [[Michigan]]. It is notable for being the only major city in the [[United States]] in which both the residents and leaders are overwhelmingly [[niggers\|black]], at over 80% of the population. Unsurprisingly, Detroit has a quality of life on par with [[Sierra Leone\|Sierra Leone]] and [[Haiti\|Haiti]]. Corruption, murder, drugs, rape, shitty football teams, unemployment, and AIDS are just some of things you can find in this [[Lie\|fine]] city. It is famous for being the #1 city in america during the 1950s due to the [[Car]] industry centered in the city, and for becoming a literal hell on earth with a quality of life '''worse''' than that of many third worlds. Oh, and for being the place where [[Slim Shady]] grew up. Less than a mile away from Detroit, lies the city of [[Windsor]]; a shitty [[Canada\|Canadian]] area, but much superior to the niggerized city to the west.

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	In 2009, unemployment reached a record 24%. Out of the remaining [[Statistics\|76%]] that are employed, 26% work at [[Chikinz\|Popeye's and KFC]], 25% have no-show jobs as a result of having a friend or family member in city government, and the other 25% are dumb enough to actually put "Drug Dealer" on their tax returns. With rising crime and unemployment, the "white flight" of the 1960's has been replaced by "everyone just [[GTFO]] out of Detroit".		In 2009, unemployment reached a record 24%. Out of the remaining [[Statistics\|76%]] that are employed, 26% work at [[Chikinz\|Popeye's and KFC]], 25% have no-show jobs as a result of having a friend or family member in city government, and the other 25% are dumb enough to actually put "Drug Dealer" on their tax returns. With rising crime and unemployment, the "white flight" of the 1960's has been replaced by "everyone just [[GTFO]] out of Detroit".

	On the eve of 2010 it was concluded that the only way to stop the Economic and Demographic Black Hole that is Detroit, would be [[Delete_fucking_everything\| reverting it into farmland]] [http://money.cnn.com/2009/12/29/news/economy/farming_detroit.fortune/index.htm ]. We're waiting for the lulzy reaction when the niggers realize they're going to be [[Slavery\|working the fields again]]. Others propose [http://theelectoralmap.com/2008/12/05/should-we-cede-michigan-to-canada/ ceding it to Canada], though whether the Canucks would want it is another matter.		On the eve of 2010 it was concluded that the only way to stop the Economic and Demographic Black Hole that is Detroit, would be [[Delete_fucking_everything\| reverting it into farmland]] [http://money.cnn.com/2009/12/29/news/economy/farming_detroit.fortune/index.htm]. We're waiting for the lulzy reaction when the niggers realize they're going to be [[Slavery\|working the fields again]]. Others propose [http://theelectoralmap.com/2008/12/05/should-we-cede-michigan-to-canada/ ceding it to Canada], though whether the Canucks would want it is another matter.

	== Things Made in Detroit ==		== Things Made in Detroit ==

imported>Vulpix: /* School LULZ */ "The ACLU is considering challenging the parental responsibility ordinance." We have a ACLU article now so I moved the link from Jew to ACLU.

2023-01-06T19:15:11Z

School LULZ: "The ACLU is considering challenging the parental responsibility ordinance." We have a ACLU article now so I moved the link from Jew to ACLU.

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imported>Vulpix: /* School LULZ */ "The ACLU is considering challenging the parental responsibility ordinance." We have a ACLU article now so I moved the link from Jew to ACLU.

2023-01-06T19:15:11Z

School LULZ: "The ACLU is considering challenging the parental responsibility ordinance." We have a ACLU article now so I moved the link from Jew to ACLU.

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	==School LULZ==		==School LULZ==

	On March 29, 2006, [[niggers\|students]] at [[Mackenzie]] High in Detroit staged a walkout to protest the lack of textbooks and [[Masturbation\|toilet paper]]. 32 were arrested, with 8 [[raped\|charged]] for disorderly conduct, and 1 for inciting to riot. Students complained that they had only one textbook per 3 students (which is perfectly logical since only 1 in 3 niggers can read anyways), an administrator had an expensive [[tv\|plasma television]], amid allegations of a missing $3,000, and leaking roofs which damaged 45 new computers in storage (since only 32 students on all of Detroit care about learning, the school never put them to use.) The Detroit police department also enforced the [[Goofy Time\|parental responsibility]] act, [[LOL WUT\|fining parents up to $500 for the behavior of their children.]] Punishing the parents of the kids who protested because they give a shit about their futures, while they do nothing about the [[teenmommies\|parent]] of the drug addled gun toting gangbanger who has only attended 20 days total of the entire year. The [[~~Jews\|~~ACLU]] is considering challenging the parental responsibility ordinance. Cops fined arrested kids for speaking out over their school treating them like [[slaves\|crap]], and fine the parents for raising them to not put up with the school's bullshit. Which means that these kids protesting were likely the five to ten students in the entire school that actually gave a shit about getting an education. The rest of the kids were too busy [[nigger\|nigging]], [[rape\|getting knocked up]], and huffing [[jenkem]] than taking the time to learn to [[book\|read]].		On March 29, 2006, [[niggers\|students]] at [[Mackenzie]] High in Detroit staged a walkout to protest the lack of textbooks and [[Masturbation\|toilet paper]]. 32 were arrested, with 8 [[raped\|charged]] for disorderly conduct, and 1 for inciting to riot. Students complained that they had only one textbook per 3 students (which is perfectly logical since only 1 in 3 niggers can read anyways), an administrator had an expensive [[tv\|plasma television]], amid allegations of a missing $3,000, and leaking roofs which damaged 45 new computers in storage (since only 32 students on all of Detroit care about learning, the school never put them to use.) The Detroit police department also enforced the [[Goofy Time\|parental responsibility]] act, [[LOL WUT\|fining parents up to $500 for the behavior of their children.]] Punishing the parents of the kids who protested because they give a shit about their futures, while they do nothing about the [[teenmommies\|parent]] of the drug addled gun toting gangbanger who has only attended 20 days total of the entire year. The [[ACLU]] is considering challenging the parental responsibility ordinance. Cops fined arrested kids for speaking out over their school treating them like [[slaves\|crap]], and fine the parents for raising them to not put up with the school's bullshit. Which means that these kids protesting were likely the five to ten students in the entire school that actually gave a shit about getting an education. The rest of the kids were too busy [[nigger\|nigging]], [[rape\|getting knocked up]], and huffing [[jenkem]] than taking the time to learn to [[book\|read]].

	During school closing protests on May 1, 2007, Detroit police [[Did it for the lulz\|maced young children]] and dragged bound students during arrests of 5 students and 7 juveniles. 12 students are suing DPS with the assistance of BAMN (the affirmative action niggers).		During school closing protests on May 1, 2007, Detroit police [[Did it for the lulz\|maced young children]] and dragged bound students during arrests of 5 students and 7 juveniles. 12 students are suing DPS with the assistance of BAMN (the affirmative action niggers).

imported>Vulpix: /* Crime */ "Former mayor Kwame Kilpatrick routinely fucked Detroit in the ass.HARD." put space between ass. and HARD.

2023-01-06T18:58:13Z

Crime: "Former mayor Kwame Kilpatrick routinely fucked Detroit in the ass.HARD." put space between ass. and HARD.

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imported>Vulpix: /* Crime */ "Former mayor Kwame Kilpatrick routinely fucked Detroit in the ass.HARD." put space between ass. and HARD.

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Crime: "Former mayor Kwame Kilpatrick routinely fucked Detroit in the ass.HARD." put space between ass. and HARD.

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	There also exists a long and proud tradition of corruption in the city of Detroit. Basically, if some [[Whitey\|out of city]] company wanted a nice, juicy contract, they needed to grease a lot of wheels. Recently, the [[The Man\|FBI]] stepped in and started [[V&\|V&ing]] people. City Council member [[whore\|Monica Conyers]] was just convicted of bribery for accepting $6,000 to approve a [[Shit\|sludge-hauling contract]]. Which begs the question: [[retard\|who would risk their career and freedom]] [[nigger\|for just $6,000?]] She will likely do 3-5 years of time in federal [[Bubba\|pound-me-in-the-ass prison.]]		There also exists a long and proud tradition of corruption in the city of Detroit. Basically, if some [[Whitey\|out of city]] company wanted a nice, juicy contract, they needed to grease a lot of wheels. Recently, the [[The Man\|FBI]] stepped in and started [[V&\|V&ing]] people. City Council member [[whore\|Monica Conyers]] was just convicted of bribery for accepting $6,000 to approve a [[Shit\|sludge-hauling contract]]. Which begs the question: [[retard\|who would risk their career and freedom]] [[nigger\|for just $6,000?]] She will likely do 3-5 years of time in federal [[Bubba\|pound-me-in-the-ass prison.]]

	Former mayor [[Robert_Mugabe\|Kwame Kilpatrick]] routinely fucked Detroit in the ass.[[Rape\|HARD.]] He spent a good portion of the city's money on [[hookers and blow]], and then proceeded to fire the [[cops]] who were investigating it ([[trollface\|where's the problem here?]]). He also <s>likely</s> ordered the [[Pwnd\|murder]] of a [[your mom\|stripper.]] After serving a couple months in jail, he moved to Dallas and is their problem now. He's not out of the woods yet, as the [[FBI\|FBI]] is still investigating both him and his father.		Former mayor [[Robert_Mugabe\|Kwame Kilpatrick]] routinely fucked Detroit in the ass. [[Rape\|HARD.]] He spent a good portion of the city's money on [[hookers and blow]], and then proceeded to fire the [[cops]] who were investigating it ([[trollface\|where's the problem here?]]). He also <s>likely</s> ordered the [[Pwnd\|murder]] of a [[your mom\|stripper.]] After serving a couple months in jail, he moved to Dallas and is their problem now. He's not out of the woods yet, as the [[FBI\|FBI]] is still investigating both him and his father.

	==Detroit vs [[Windsor]]==		==Detroit vs [[Windsor]]==

imported>Vulpix: /* School LULZ */ "amid allegations of a missing $3,000, and leaking roofs which damaged 45 new computers in storage (Since only 32 students on all of Detroit care about learning, the school never put them to use.)" replaced capitalized S with lowercase s, since the sentence continues and doesn't stop.

2023-01-06T18:42:22Z

School LULZ: "amid allegations of a missing $3,000, and leaking roofs which damaged 45 new computers in storage (Since only 32 students on all of Detroit care about learning, the school never put them to use.)" replaced capitalized S with lowercase s, since the sentence continues and doesn't stop.

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imported>Vulpix: /* School LULZ */ "amid allegations of a missing $3,000, and leaking roofs which damaged 45 new computers in storage (Since only 32 students on all of Detroit care about learning, the school never put them to use.)" replaced capitalized S with lowercase s, since the sentence continues and doesn't stop.

2023-01-06T18:42:22Z

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	==School LULZ==		==School LULZ==

	On March 29, 2006, [[niggers\|students]] at [[Mackenzie]] High in Detroit staged a walkout to protest the lack of textbooks and [[Masturbation\|toilet paper]]. 32 were arrested, with 8 [[raped\|charged]] for disorderly conduct, and 1 for inciting to riot. Students complained that they had only one textbook per 3 students (which is perfectly logical since only 1 in 3 niggers can read anyways), an administrator had an expensive plasma television, amid allegations of a missing $3,000, and leaking roofs which damaged 45 new computers in storage (~~Since~~ only 32 students on all of Detroit care about learning, the school never put them to use.) The Detroit police department also enforced the [[Goofy Time\|parental responsibility]] act, [[LOL WUT\|fining parents up to $500 for the behavior of their children.]] Punishing the parents of the kids who protested because they give a shit about their futures, while they do nothing about the [[teenmommies\|parent]] of the drug addled gun toting gangbanger who has only attended 20 days total of the entire year. The [[Jews\|ACLU]] is considering challenging the parental responsibility ordinance. Cops fined arrested kids for speaking out over their school treating them like [[slaves\|crap]], and fine the parents for raising them to not put up with the school's bullshit. Which means that these kids protesting were likely the five to ten students in the entire school that actually gave a shit about getting an education. The rest of the kids were too busy [[nigger\|nigging]], [[rape\|getting knocked up]], and huffing [[jenkem]] than taking the time to learn to [[book\|read]].		On March 29, 2006, [[niggers\|students]] at [[Mackenzie]] High in Detroit staged a walkout to protest the lack of textbooks and [[Masturbation\|toilet paper]]. 32 were arrested, with 8 [[raped\|charged]] for disorderly conduct, and 1 for inciting to riot. Students complained that they had only one textbook per 3 students (which is perfectly logical since only 1 in 3 niggers can read anyways), an administrator had an expensive [[tv\|plasma television]], amid allegations of a missing $3,000, and leaking roofs which damaged 45 new computers in storage (since only 32 students on all of Detroit care about learning, the school never put them to use.) The Detroit police department also enforced the [[Goofy Time\|parental responsibility]] act, [[LOL WUT\|fining parents up to $500 for the behavior of their children.]] Punishing the parents of the kids who protested because they give a shit about their futures, while they do nothing about the [[teenmommies\|parent]] of the drug addled gun toting gangbanger who has only attended 20 days total of the entire year. The [[Jews\|ACLU]] is considering challenging the parental responsibility ordinance. Cops fined arrested kids for speaking out over their school treating them like [[slaves\|crap]], and fine the parents for raising them to not put up with the school's bullshit. Which means that these kids protesting were likely the five to ten students in the entire school that actually gave a shit about getting an education. The rest of the kids were too busy [[nigger\|nigging]], [[rape\|getting knocked up]], and huffing [[jenkem]] than taking the time to learn to [[book\|read]].

	During school closing protests on May 1, 2007, Detroit police [[Did it for the lulz\|maced young children]] and dragged bound students during arrests of 5 students and 7 juveniles. 12 students are suing DPS with the assistance of BAMN (the affirmative action niggers).		During school closing protests on May 1, 2007, Detroit police [[Did it for the lulz\|maced young children]] and dragged bound students during arrests of 5 students and 7 juveniles. 12 students are suing DPS with the assistance of BAMN (the affirmative action niggers).

imported>Vulpix: /* Public Education */ "Johns Hopkins University names these schools DROP-OUT Factories as because less than 60% incoming freshman make it to senior year." Corrected the sentence by rewording it.

2023-01-06T18:37:09Z

Public Education: "Johns Hopkins University names these schools DROP-OUT Factories as because less than 60% incoming freshman make it to senior year." Corrected the sentence by rewording it.

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