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imported>Glitchlov: /* Gallery */

2022-05-11T12:53:59Z

Gallery

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	Image:Luxury4chan.jpg\|[[awesome\|Luxury]] 4chan.		Image:Luxury4chan.jpg\|[[awesome\|Luxury]] 4chan.
	image:Typical desktop.jpg.jpg\|A Typical ED editor's desk		image:Typical desktop.jpg.jpg\|A Typical [[ED]] editor's desk
	File:Desktop.jpg		File:Desktop.jpg
	File:Animu_desktop.jpg\|Typical ~~weaboo~~ desktop		File:Animu_desktop.jpg\|[[Typical]] [[weeaboo]] desktop
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imported>Killerratte: +1 unused and link to battlestation

2021-05-21T20:55:31Z

+1 unused and link to battlestation

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	File:Desktop.jpg		File:Desktop.jpg
			File:Animu_desktop.jpg\|Typical weaboo desktop
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

	==See also==		==See also==
			*[[Battlestation]]
	*[[Wallpaper]]		*[[Wallpaper]]
	[[Category:Locations]]		[[Category:Locations]]
	{{Nonsequitter}}		{{Nonsequitter}}

imported>AlGore: /* Gallery */

2017-04-03T00:39:56Z

Gallery

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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
	<gallery>		<center><gallery>
	Image:Luxury4chan.jpg\|[[awesome\|Luxury]] 4chan.		Image:Luxury4chan.jpg\|[[awesome\|Luxury]] 4chan.
	image:Typical desktop.jpg.jpg\|A Typical ED editor's desk		image:Typical desktop.jpg.jpg\|A Typical ED editor's desk
	</gallery>		File:Desktop.jpg
			</gallery></center>

	==See also==		==See also==

imported>While at 03:38, 19 October 2015

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	A '''desktop''' can mean one of two things: your [[computer]] (which it's keyboard is sticky) desktop, which is actually inside your computer [[windows\|operating system]] on the screen, or the physical desk you rest your computer on. Often on [[4chan]]'s /[[b]]/, there are threads requesting that pics of both types of desktops are posted, resulting in some rather [[lulz]]y observations and discussion, and providing an [[rape\|insight]] into the [[ruin\|conditions]] in which /b/tards are living, although that depends if it's the cluttered Windows desktop full of shit [[program]] shortcuts, or the cluttered conditions in which these slobs are living (although you can sometimes see the computer desktop and the actual desktop in the same pic, [[lawl]]).		A '''desktop''' can mean one of two things: your [[computer]] (which it's keyboard is sticky) desktop, which is actually inside your computer [[windows\|operating system]] on the screen, or the physical desk you rest your computer on. Often on [[4chan]]'s /[[b]]/, there are threads requesting that pics of both types of desktops are posted, resulting in some rather [[lulz]]y observations and discussion, and providing an [[rape\|insight]] into the [[ruin\|conditions]] in which /b/tards are living, although that depends if it's the cluttered Windows desktop full of shit [[program]] shortcuts, or the cluttered conditions in which these slobs are living (although you can sometimes see the computer desktop and the actual desktop in the same pic, [[lawl]]).

	Conditions that /b/tards live in range from the haunts of [[alcoholic]] [[slob]]s to the dwellings of pristine, clean, [[faggot]]y stylish [[metrosexual]] [[cunt]]s who are cleaner even than most [[women]]. Neither of these conditions are ideal for [[secks\|getting laid]]. ~~Whilst~~ your average girl will be disgusted with the rats and maggots to be found [[lurk]]ing in the former, they'll also be kinda freaked out by the [[anal]] retentiveness of the latter. [[The best]] compromise is to get your woman to do [[epic win\|all your fucking housework for you]], because not only do they enjoy that and having all three of their major orifices used as [[hole]]s for which to stick your [[penis]] in at any time you feel like, it allows you to get on with moar [[serious business\|serious matters]].		Conditions that /b/tards live in range from the haunts of [[alcoholic]] [[slob]]s to the dwellings of pristine, clean, [[faggot]]y stylish [[metrosexual]] [[cunt]]s who are cleaner even than most [[women]]. Neither of these conditions are ideal for [[secks\|getting laid]]. While your average girl will be disgusted with the rats and maggots to be found [[lurk]]ing in the former, they'll also be kinda freaked out by the [[anal]] retentiveness of the latter. [[The best]] compromise is to get your woman to do [[epic win\|all your fucking housework for you]], because not only do they enjoy that and having all three of their major orifices used as [[hole]]s for which to stick your [[penis]] in at any time you feel like, it allows you to get on with moar [[serious business\|serious matters]].

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==

imported>Ethan-San at 19:41, 12 June 2011

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	[[Image:Shitholebslob.jpg\|thumb\|left\|300px\|[[Typical]] natural habitat of one category of /b/tard.]]		[[Image:Shitholebslob.jpg\|thumb\|left\|300px\|[[Typical]] natural habitat of one category of /b/tard.]]

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	Image:Luxury4chan.jpg\|[[awesome\|Luxury]] 4chan.		Image:Luxury4chan.jpg\|[[awesome\|Luxury]] 4chan.
			image:Typical desktop.jpg.jpg\|A Typical ED editor's desk
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imported>Zixaphir: /* Gallery -- None of these images exist. */

2011-06-11T00:09:00Z

Gallery -- None of these images exist.

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imported>Unknown: Created page with " [[Typical natural habitat of one category of /b/tard.]] Typical [[Wapanese faggot /b/tard. He..."

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Created page with " thumb|left|300px|[[Typical natural habitat of one category of /b/tard.]] thumb|Typical [[Wapanese faggot /b/tard. He..."

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[[Image:Shitholebslob.jpg|thumb|left|300px|[[Typical]] natural habitat of one category of /b/tard.]]

[[Image:1214759512633.jpg|thumb|Typical [[Wapanese]] [[faggot]] /b/tard. Hell, is that a [[404 girl]] figurine there?]]

A '''desktop''' can mean one of two things: your [[computer]] (which it's keyboard is sticky) desktop, which is actually inside your computer [[windows|operating system]] on the screen, or the physical desk you rest your computer on. Often on [[4chan]]'s /[[b]]/, there are threads requesting that pics of both types of desktops are posted, resulting in some rather [[lulz]]y observations and discussion, and providing an [[rape|insight]] into the [[ruin|conditions]] in which /b/tards are living, although that depends if it's the cluttered Windows desktop full of shit [[program]] shortcuts, or the cluttered conditions in which these slobs are living (although you can sometimes see the computer desktop and the actual desktop in the same pic, [[lawl]]).

Conditions that /b/tards live in range from the haunts of [[alcoholic]] [[slob]]s to the dwellings of pristine, clean, [[faggot]]y stylish [[metrosexual]] [[cunt]]s who are cleaner even than most [[women]]. Neither of these conditions are ideal for [[secks|getting laid]]. Whilst your average girl will be disgusted with the rats and maggots to be found [[lurk]]ing in the former, they'll also be kinda freaked out by the [[anal]] retentiveness of the latter. [[The best]] compromise is to get your woman to do [[epic win|all your fucking housework for you]], because not only do they enjoy that and having all three of their major orifices used as [[hole]]s for which to stick your [[penis]] in at any time you feel like, it allows you to get on with moar [[serious business|serious matters]].

==Quotes==
[[Image:Typical-desktop.jpg|thumb|left|Typical [[boring]] [[Windows]] desktop. Admit it, the voyeurism of looking into other people's living conditions is [[over 9000]] times more pleasurable than looking at this crap.]]

[[Image:1214757315375.jpg|thumb|[[faggot|Someone]] is not [[man]] enough not to take alcoholic drinks that don't have 10 tons of sugar added to them. Also, note the [[shit]]ty [[music]] taste.]]

[[Image:Maggots.jpg|thumb|left|275px|Every /b/tard's [[BFF|best friend]]!]]

[[Image:Rat460.jpg|thumb|[[Internet tough guy]] [[Jéské Couriano]] once described /b/ as a "rat's nest".]]

{{quote|My apartment in the city is a LOT worse than that. Im totally serious. There are [[at least 100|at least 70]] [[beer]] bottles on the floor, full of [[smoking|ashes]], there are [[chinese]] [[food|takeaway]] containers and [[pizza]] boxes everywhere, and most of it has [[shit|blue stuff growing on it]].
Im at my [[parents]] place right now so cant take a pic, but im dreading the [[shay|smell]] when i go back there.
I also have to clean it soon because my [[gf]] is flying over to see me in 2 weeks. FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK|[[Anonymous]]}}

{{quote|[[lol]]
when i met my gf i wouldnt let her in my room
i was having a [[house]] [[party]] and she tried to go in
i barricaded it
i tidied up the next day cause i though i might get some [[ass]] soon
93 beer bottles and 20 plates|[[Anon]]}}

{{quote|/b/tards are [[slob]]s [[amirite]]?

keep up the good work!|A [[newfag]]}}

==Gallery==
<gallery>

Image:Allyouneedisb.jpg|[[the Beatles|All you need is]] /[[b]]/. It's like an [[internet hate machine|internet slot machine]] with images and text as the only prizes to [[win]], and it runs 24/7, whilst being more unpredictable than any gambling machine.
Image:Desktopgun.jpg|<s>This desktop contains a useful [[tool]] to aid you in your path towards becoming [[an hero]].</s> That's clearly plastic,[[retard]].
Image:Pokefaggot.jpg|This person is clearly a total [[faggot]], even moreso than anyone else whose desktop is pictured in this [[article]].
Image:Isdatsumfriedchicken.jpg|[[Is dat sum]] [[KFC|fried chicken]]? [[In b4]] [[oh lawd]], anyway. In fact, it actually looks [[delicious]].
Image:Sitsonthefloor.jpg|This Anon sits on the floor whilst browsing /b/, even though there's a table and a chair in the picture. [[LOL WUT]].
Image:2kewl4skewl.jpg|Someone is clearly far too [[cool]] for [[school]].
Image:Lolisthatpoland.jpg|Going by the [[beer]], this should be [[Poland]], [[lawl]]. The cigarettes also suggest this because most young people in every country in Eastern Europe [[smoking|smoke]] 20-packs of Marlboro Lights. [Confirmed]
Image:Musicfag.jpg|Typical [[music]]fag with all their shit, trying to look [[gay|swish]].
Image:Simplebutelegant.jpg|[[retard|Simple]] but [[crap|elegant]].
Image:Luxury4chan.jpg|[[awesome|Luxury]] 4chan.
Image:Birthdayefgdirtynigger.jpg|Not the desktop, but fucking hell, what a [[AIDS|diseased]] [[shit]]hole this [[anon]] lives in.
Image:Weapons desktop.jpg|An [[internet tough guy|internet tough guy's]] desktop.
</gallery>

==See also==
*[[Wallpaper]]
[[Category:Locations]]
{{Nonsequitter}}