Denmark - Revision history

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Famous Danes

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	* [[Doge\|The Great Dane]]		* [[Doge\|The Great Dane]]
	* [[U MAD\|Mads Mikkelsen]], famous ~~old gay~~ Danish actor, who rose to fame in Denmark as 'Tonny the drug dealer' in the first two films of the [[Gay\|Turdpusher]] film trilogy		* [[U MAD\|Mads Mikkelsen]], famous, '''[[hawt]]''' gaydaddy Danish actor, who rose to fame in Denmark as 'Tonny the drug dealer' in the first two films of the [[Gay\|Turdpusher]] film trilogy.
	* Nicolas Winding Refn, known as a writer and director of the aformentioned [[DarksydePhil\|Turdpusher]] trilogy N dat LGBT-friendly film with a [[Soviet Canuckistan\|frog]] actor who ~~has been~~ [[Fellatio\|~~casted~~]] in a main role		* Nicolas Winding Refn, known as a writer and director of the aformentioned [[DarksydePhil\|Turdpusher]] trilogy N dat LGBT-friendly film with a [[Soviet Canuckistan\|frog]] actor who was [[Fellatio\|cast]] in a main role.
	* Niels [[Suicide\|Bohr]], was a Danish Nobel Prize winner in Physics, who died from [[HNNNNNNGGGGG\|heart failure]]		* Niels [[Suicide\|Bohr]], was a Danish Nobel Prize winner in Physics, who died from [[HNNNNNNGGGGG\|heart failure]].
	* Hans Christian Andersen, was a Danish writer, who died from [[Shit no one cares about\|liver cancer]]		* Hans Christian Andersen, was a Danish writer, who died from [[Shit no one cares about\|liver cancer]].
	* Carl Th. Dreyer, film director, contributed nothing to humanity, therefore nothing of value was lost when he died from pneumonia		* Carl Th. Dreyer, film director, contributed nothing to humanity, therefore nothing of value was lost when he died from pneumonia.
	* Viggo Mortensen, is actually N Argentine, famous for being gay with men and having AIDS		* Viggo Mortensen, is actually an Argentine, famous for being gay with men and having AIDS.
	* Scarlett Johansson~~, a Danish Jewess~~, famous for having N inferiority complex, resulting in ~~compulsion of dying~~ hair a little too often to appear more Nordic, and also appearing in provocative commercials, while being a lefty political activist		* Scarlett Johansson{{jew}}, famous for having an inferiority complex, resulting in compulsively dyeing her hair a little too often to appear more Nordic, and also appearing in provocative commercials, all while being a lefty political activist.
	* Tycho Brahe, was a Danish nobleman and astronomer, who died under mysterious circumstances, involving a giant metal phallic object getting stuck up his anus		* Tycho Brahe, was a Danish nobleman and astronomer, who died under mysterious circumstances, involving a giant metal phallic object getting stuck up his anus.
	* Anna Karina ( [[power word\|real name]]: Hanne Karin Bayer ) is an actress, which has spent most of her life in France. She is widely known as a mail order bride of Jean-Luc Godard who got his wife through an ad in a French newspaper.		* Anna Karina ( [[power word\|real name]]: Hanne Karin Bayer ) is an actress, which has spent most of her life in France. She is widely known as a mail order bride of Jean-Luc Godard who got his wife through an ad in a French newspaper.

imported>ElSegCunt: /* Politics */

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Politics

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	==Politics==		==Politics==
	Denmark's politics is based on 3 paragraphs, as no Dane is capable of being in charge of the country (apart from the alcoholic ~~and narcotic~~ Queen Margrethe II and Lars Løkke who doesn't do shit anyway).		Denmark's politics is based on 3 paragraphs, as no Dane is capable of being in charge of the country (apart from the alcoholic druggie Queen Margrethe II and Lars Løkke who doesn't do shit anyway).

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imported>ElSegCunt: /* Knowledge of the world */

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Knowledge of the world

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	'''Average Danish news report.'''		'''Average Danish news report.'''
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	'''He actually believes this game to be real.'''		'''He actually believes this game to be real.'''
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imported>Flamingbaconeagle: /* Politicians are all tax frauds */

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Politicians are all tax frauds

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	With the insanely high tax of Denmark it is no wonder that all the politicians are tax dodgers. Here are a few of the more famous cases.		With the insanely high tax of Denmark it is no wonder that all the politicians are tax dodgers. Here are a few of the more famous cases.
	*Former Prime Minister '''Anders Fogh Rasmussen''' cheated a lot in 1992, when he was treasury secretary. [http://forbryderalbum.dk/mat.php?n=2 So much he even got the boot]		*Former Prime Minister '''Anders Fogh Rasmussen''' cheated a lot in 1992, when he was treasury secretary. [http://forbryderalbum.dk/mat.php?n=2 So much he even got the boot]
	*Former Prime Minister '''Lars Løkke Rasmussen''' took giant liberties with the taxpayer's money, as he chose to [http://forbryderalbum.dk/mat.php?n=47 host expensive parties for his friends.]		*Former (and current) Prime Minister '''Lars Løkke Rasmussen''' took giant liberties with the taxpayer's money, as he chose to [http://forbryderalbum.dk/mat.php?n=47 host expensive parties for his friends.]
	*~~Current~~ Prime Minister '''Helle Thorning''' and her husband '''Stephen Kinnock''' [http://www.bt.dk/danmark/scorer-kassen-i-skattely didn't pay their proper taxes], but she was of course allowed to continue on the job, so she could buy more Gucci purses.		*Former Prime Minister '''Helle Thorning''' and her husband '''Stephen Kinnock''' [http://www.bt.dk/danmark/scorer-kassen-i-skattely didn't pay their proper taxes], but she was of course allowed to continue on the job, so she could buy more Gucci purses.
	*Mayor of Farum '''Peter Brixtofte''' decided to host [http://forbryderalbum.dk/mat.php?n=31 even bigger parties than Lars Løkke.]		*Mayor of Farum '''Peter Brixtofte''' decided to host [http://forbryderalbum.dk/mat.php?n=31 even bigger parties than Lars Løkke.]

	==Inventions==		==Inventions==
	Denmark's inventions are numerous and epic from Danish bacon and Danish pastry, to the [[pedo]] storyteller Hans Christian Anderson to Tycho Brahe's psychic midget Jebb and alcoholic pet [[furry\|moose]], (who fell down the stairs while drunk and died), thus prophesying Fahrenheit 9/11.		Denmark's inventions are numerous and epic from Danish bacon and Danish pastry, to the [[pedo]] storyteller Hans Christian Anderson to Tycho Brahe's psychic midget Jebb and alcoholic pet [[furry\|moose]], (who fell down the stairs while drunk and died), thus prophesying Fahrenheit 9/11.

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Politics

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	==Politics==		==Politics==
	Denmark's politics is based on 3 paragraphs, as no Dane is capable of being in charge of the country (apart from the alcoholic and narcotic Queen Margrethe II and ~~Helle Thorning~~ who doesn't do shit anyway).		Denmark's politics is based on 3 paragraphs, as no Dane is capable of being in charge of the country (apart from the alcoholic and narcotic Queen Margrethe II and Lars Løkke who doesn't do shit anyway).

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imported>Funny goof: /* Affiliated areas */

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Affiliated areas

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	* '''Faroe Islands:''' Similar to Greenland, but really fucking small. Due to a lack of [[nigger]] inhabitants, crime in the Faroe Islands is almost non-existent.		* '''Faroe Islands:''' Similar to Greenland, but really fucking small. Due to a lack of [[nigger]] inhabitants, crime in the Faroe Islands is almost non-existent.
	* '''Iceland: (formerly)''' Passed around Norway and Denmark like a cheap whore, however it ~~fought for~~ independence in 1944, therefore leaving Denmark all alone in the hands of Hitler & Co.		* '''Iceland: (formerly)''' Passed around Norway and Denmark like a cheap whore, however it got its independence in 1944, therefore leaving Denmark all alone in the hands of Hitler & Co.

	==Politics==		==Politics==

imported>Funny goof: /* See Also */

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Affiliated areas

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	* '''Faroe Islands:''' Similar to Greenland, but really fucking small. Due to a lack of [[nigger]] inhabitants, crime in the Faroe Islands is almost non-existent.		* '''Faroe Islands:''' Similar to Greenland, but really fucking small. Due to a lack of [[nigger]] inhabitants, crime in the Faroe Islands is almost non-existent.
	* '''Iceland: (formerly)''' ~~Yet another shitty country~~, however it fought for independence in 1944, therefore leaving Denmark all alone in the hands of Hitler & Co.		* '''Iceland: (formerly)''' Passed around Norway and Denmark like a cheap whore, however it fought for independence in 1944, therefore leaving Denmark all alone in the hands of Hitler & Co.

	==Politics==		==Politics==

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Affiliated areas

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	* '''Faroe Islands:''' Similar to Greenland, but really fucking small. Due to a lack of [[nigger]] inhabitants, crime in the Faroe Islands is almost non-existent.		* '''Faroe Islands:''' Similar to Greenland, but really fucking small. Due to a lack of [[nigger]] inhabitants, crime in the Faroe Islands is almost non-existent.
	* '''Iceland'''		* '''Iceland: (formerly)''' Yet another shitty country, however it fought for independence in 1944, therefore leaving Denmark all alone in the hands of Hitler & Co.

	==Politics==		==Politics==

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	* [[Danish]] - Their [[Norwegian\|incredibly]] [[Swedish\|gay]] [[language]]		* [[Danish]] - Their [[Norwegian\|incredibly]] [[Swedish\|gay]] [[language]]
	* [[Europe]]		* [[Europe]]
	* [[Iceland]] - ~~Has basically the same~~ language but without the cock-in-throat disgusting accent.		* [[Iceland]] - Redundant frozen rock with a similar language but without the cock-in-throat disgusting accent.
	* [[Norway]]		* [[Norway]] - Everything is expensive and everyone is shitty.
	* [[Rita]] - A forced meme on 4chan that supposedly came from [[shit nobody cares about\|some Danish cartoon]].		* [[Rita]] - A forced meme on 4chan that supposedly came from [[shit nobody cares about\|some Danish cartoon]].
	* [[Sweden]] - ~~Denmark is often mistaken for having attractive women but that would be Sweden and the other nordic countries~~.		* [[Sweden]] - Flamboyant blondes with too many niggers.

	{{commonwealth}}		{{commonwealth}}