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	==University of Delaware==		==University of Delaware==

	University of Delaware [[student]]s are one of the state's major exports, after [[wigger]]s, [[drug\|heroin]], and [[Incest\|members of the DuPont family]]. Located in downtown Newark, the University is primarily notable for being located adjacent to a railroad crossing that [http://web.archive.org/web/20060508015336/http://www2.delawareonline.com/newsjournal/local/2005/02/03udfratsuspended.html demands] [http://~~www~~.~~udreview.com/web-updates~~/~~woman-struck-and-killed-by-train-on-elkton-road-1.627557~~ frequent] [http://~~blog.drivinglaws~~.~~org/2009/03/26/newark-delaware-driver-rescued-by-ud-students-as-train-strikes-car~~/ sacrifices] to slake its thirst for [[whore\|drunken co-eds]] and [[STD\|syphilis]]. Naturally, this sparks an obligatory week of hand-wringing and petitions to have the area around the tracks fenced. However, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb7LvUnx_8s Murder Train] will not be thwarted in its quest for [[OM NOM NOM NOM\|nomz]].		University of Delaware [[student]]s are one of the state's major exports, after [[wigger]]s, [[drug\|heroin]], and [[Incest\|members of the DuPont family]]. Located in downtown Newark, the University is primarily notable for being located adjacent to a railroad crossing that [http://web.archive.org/web/20060508015336/http://www2.delawareonline.com/newsjournal/local/2005/02/03udfratsuspended.html demands] [http://archive.fo/wyU7o frequent] [http://archive.fo/agQi sacrifices] to slake its thirst for [[whore\|drunken co-eds]] and [[STD\|syphilis]]. Naturally, this sparks an obligatory week of hand-wringing and petitions to have the area around the tracks fenced. However, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb7LvUnx_8s Murder Train] will not be thwarted in its quest for [[OM NOM NOM NOM\|nomz]].

	Other interesting sites located on the University campus include the scenic, charmingly titled [[Rape]] Alley, as well as Deer Park Tavern, where Edgar Allan Poe allegedly fell down the stairs and cursed the entire state. This event is also known as the "Only Interesting Thing to Happen in Delaware, Ever." Humor is used here to imply that Delaware is boring.		Other interesting sites located on the University campus include the scenic, charmingly titled [[Rape]] Alley, as well as Deer Park Tavern, where Edgar Allan Poe allegedly fell down the stairs and cursed the entire state. This event is also known as the "Only Interesting Thing to Happen in Delaware, Ever." Humor is used here to imply that Delaware is boring.

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DESU

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	Anthropologists in other states refer to DeSU as "Little Africa" due to the wide variety of negro breeds and sub-types seen there. The primary function of DeSU is to instruct its students in basic reading skills and some elementary principles of arithmetic and prepare them for all sorts of [[prison\|exciting careers]].		Anthropologists in other states refer to DeSU as "Little Africa" due to the wide variety of negro breeds and sub-types seen there. The primary function of DeSU is to instruct its students in basic reading skills and some elementary principles of arithmetic and prepare them for all sorts of [[prison\|exciting careers]].

	DeSU's main claim to [[attention whore\|infamy]] was some sort of [[troll\|prank]] pulled [[Last Thursday]]. [http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/21/delaware.shooting/index.html Two students were shot and wounded], ~~[[Boys will be boys\|~~one died a month later]]. The campus was locked down for a while as police searched [[Lie\|desperately]] for the gunman. Classes were canceled and students were able to leave their dorms later that day to get more [[beer\|Colt 45]] and [[chikins\|KFC]].		DeSU's main claim to [[attention whore\|infamy]] was some sort of [[troll\|prank]] pulled [[Last Thursday]]. [http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/21/delaware.shooting/index.html Two students were shot and wounded], one died a month later. The campus was locked down for a while as police searched [[Lie\|desperately]] for the gunman. Classes were canceled and students were able to leave their dorms later that day to get more [[beer\|Colt 45]] and [[chikins\|KFC]].

	==University of Delaware==		==University of Delaware==

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	==University of Delaware==		==University of Delaware==

	University of Delaware [[student]]s are one of the state's major exports, after [[wigger]]s, [[drug\|heroin]], and [[Incest\|members of the DuPont family]]. Located in downtown Newark, the University is primarily notable for being located adjacent to a railroad crossing that [http://www2.delawareonline.com/newsjournal/local/2005/02/03udfratsuspended.html demands] [http://www.udreview.com/web-updates/woman-struck-and-killed-by-train-on-elkton-road-1.627557 frequent] [http://blog.drivinglaws.org/2009/03/26/newark-delaware-driver-rescued-by-ud-students-as-train-strikes-car/ sacrifices] to slake its thirst for [[whore\|drunken co-eds]] and [[STD\|syphilis]]. Naturally, this sparks an obligatory week of hand-wringing and petitions to have the area around the tracks fenced. However, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb7LvUnx_8s Murder Train] will not be thwarted in its quest for [[OM NOM NOM NOM\|nomz]].		University of Delaware [[student]]s are one of the state's major exports, after [[wigger]]s, [[drug\|heroin]], and [[Incest\|members of the DuPont family]]. Located in downtown Newark, the University is primarily notable for being located adjacent to a railroad crossing that [http://web.archive.org/web/20060508015336/http://www2.delawareonline.com/newsjournal/local/2005/02/03udfratsuspended.html demands] [http://www.udreview.com/web-updates/woman-struck-and-killed-by-train-on-elkton-road-1.627557 frequent] [http://blog.drivinglaws.org/2009/03/26/newark-delaware-driver-rescued-by-ud-students-as-train-strikes-car/ sacrifices] to slake its thirst for [[whore\|drunken co-eds]] and [[STD\|syphilis]]. Naturally, this sparks an obligatory week of hand-wringing and petitions to have the area around the tracks fenced. However, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb7LvUnx_8s Murder Train] will not be thwarted in its quest for [[OM NOM NOM NOM\|nomz]].

	Other interesting sites located on the University campus include the scenic, charmingly titled [[Rape]] Alley, as well as Deer Park Tavern, where Edgar Allan Poe allegedly fell down the stairs and cursed the entire state. This event is also known as the "Only Interesting Thing to Happen in Delaware, Ever." Humor is used here to imply that Delaware is boring.		Other interesting sites located on the University campus include the scenic, charmingly titled [[Rape]] Alley, as well as Deer Park Tavern, where Edgar Allan Poe allegedly fell down the stairs and cursed the entire state. This event is also known as the "Only Interesting Thing to Happen in Delaware, Ever." Humor is used here to imply that Delaware is boring.

imported>Themongrelcat: /* University of Delaware */

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University of Delaware

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	Other interesting sites located on the University campus include the scenic, charmingly titled [[Rape]] Alley, as well as Deer Park Tavern, where Edgar Allan Poe allegedly fell down the stairs and cursed the entire state. This event is also known as the "Only Interesting Thing to Happen in Delaware, Ever." Humor is used here to imply that Delaware is boring.		Other interesting sites located on the University campus include the scenic, charmingly titled [[Rape]] Alley, as well as Deer Park Tavern, where Edgar Allan Poe allegedly fell down the stairs and cursed the entire state. This event is also known as the "Only Interesting Thing to Happen in Delaware, Ever." Humor is used here to imply that Delaware is boring.

			It is also to be noted that male graduates from this university are often found to be [[BME\|masochistic]] and enjoy [[rape\|being dominated]] by [[women]]. This is factual and backed by much [[science\|scientific evidence]]. The origin of the symptoms, however, is unknown.

	[[Last Thursday]], people shit themselves over the revelation that [http://cvdsusports.blogspot.com/2009/03/finally-dsu-vs-ud-matchup-in-football.html DESU and the U of D] would finally be playing each other in a [[handegg]] championship of some form. This caused some minor controversy, as most [[redneck\|Delaware residents]] are still uncomfortable with the idea of ending segregation.		[[Last Thursday]], people shit themselves over the revelation that [http://cvdsusports.blogspot.com/2009/03/finally-dsu-vs-ud-matchup-in-football.html DESU and the U of D] would finally be playing each other in a [[handegg]] championship of some form. This caused some minor controversy, as most [[redneck\|Delaware residents]] are still uncomfortable with the idea of ending segregation.

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Created page with " thumb|The first of America's 55 states.[[GG pointing to Vrigina retard]] thumb|Typical Delaware scene. A glorified rest stop ..."

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[[Image:Delawaremap.jpg|thumb|The first of America's 55 states.[[GG]] pointing to Vrigina retard]]

[[Image:Restarea.jpg|thumb|Typical Delaware scene.]]

A glorified rest stop along Interstate 95, '''Delawhere?''' (hehe) is a tiny, flat, [[shit|shitty]], polluted state on the U.S. East Coast that [[shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about]]. The old official state slogan emphasized its one claim to fame as being the "First U.S. State", as its state delegates accidentally happened to be the first ones to sign the Constitution. That's right, they took a technicality and used it as a bragging point.

The new state slogan is "Small Wonder" as in "It's a small wonder everyone who lives there doesn't [[an hero]] for living in [[Philadelphia]]'s toilet" ([[Norm Macdonald|''omg lol'']]). It's also better known for being the place where [[Cuba]]ns stop for Mexican food on their way to sell [[Florida]] [[cocaine]] in [[New York]].

Most people live near Wilmington and work in [[The Simpsons|the screen door factory]]. Delaware also has Rehomo Beach, which is popular with [[fags|lifelong bachelors]] and [[college]] students. It has been recently discovered that Delaware simply exists [[for the lulz]]. No one outside of the US has actually heard of Delaware and are sure it was something made up by Americunts so they can have 50 stars on their flag.

==People of Delaware==

[[Image:Delaware.jpg|thumb|Hi. We're in ''Delaware''.]]

Distinguishing itself from its [[Connecticut|rich]] [[Massachusetts|colonial]] [[New York|neighbors]], Delaware is where all the rednecks of the East were herded to. Seeing the opportunity to troll [[white people]], a bevy of [[negro]]es was soon to follow. These two groups make up the two halves of Delaware, although wiggers would soon come to make the third half. It's important to note that Delaware is three halves in a two-half state - it's [[lie|fairly amazing]]!

Also of note is Delaware's high percentage of [[skank]]y [[guido|Oompa Loompas]], thanks both to the University of Delaware and the state's proximity to Elkton, [[Maryland]]. However, these specimens are generally not formally counted in the state's population, as they generally only infest Delaware during the school months.

==Celebs of Delaware==
[[Image:Joe_biden_43.jpg|thumb|Hi.I'm From Delaware, Bitch!.]]
Most notable is anger-enthusiast [[Joe Biden]]. After him, notables include [[Bad|George Thorogood]], [[old|Vallerie Bertanelli]], [[what|Elizabeth Shoe]], Ryan Phillipe and most recently, Aubrey Plaza of the TV show 'Parks and Recs'.

The biggest thing to remember is that they all [[gtfo|left]] Delware, never to come back.

==[[DESU]]==

[[Image:DESU_Hornet.jpg|thumb|DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU]]

Also of note is that Delaware State University's URL is [[desu]].edu. Lulz. DeSU was established in 1891 as the State College for [[oxymoron|Colored Students]]. The 400-acre campus is in the northern section of Dover, [[lol|across the street from the racetrack]]. This sets the stage for some pretty epic lulz when [[redneck|NASCAR fans]] invade the town.

Anthropologists in other states refer to DeSU as "Little Africa" due to the wide variety of negro breeds and sub-types seen there. The primary function of DeSU is to instruct its students in basic reading skills and some elementary principles of arithmetic and prepare them for all sorts of [[prison|exciting careers]].

DeSU's main claim to [[attention whore|infamy]] was some sort of [[troll|prank]] pulled [[Last Thursday]]. [http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/21/delaware.shooting/index.html Two students were shot and wounded], [[Boys will be boys|one died a month later]]. The campus was locked down for a while as police searched [[Lie|desperately]] for the gunman. Classes were canceled and students were able to leave their dorms later that day to get more [[beer|Colt 45]] and [[chikins|KFC]].

==University of Delaware==

University of Delaware [[student]]s are one of the state's major exports, after [[wigger]]s, [[drug|heroin]], and [[Incest|members of the DuPont family]]. Located in downtown Newark, the University is primarily notable for being located adjacent to a railroad crossing that [http://www2.delawareonline.com/newsjournal/local/2005/02/03udfratsuspended.html demands] [http://www.udreview.com/web-updates/woman-struck-and-killed-by-train-on-elkton-road-1.627557 frequent] [http://blog.drivinglaws.org/2009/03/26/newark-delaware-driver-rescued-by-ud-students-as-train-strikes-car/ sacrifices] to slake its thirst for [[whore|drunken co-eds]] and [[STD|syphilis]]. Naturally, this sparks an obligatory week of hand-wringing and petitions to have the area around the tracks fenced. However, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb7LvUnx_8s Murder Train] will not be thwarted in its quest for [[OM NOM NOM NOM|nomz]].

Other interesting sites located on the University campus include the scenic, charmingly titled [[Rape]] Alley, as well as Deer Park Tavern, where Edgar Allan Poe allegedly fell down the stairs and cursed the entire state. This event is also known as the "Only Interesting Thing to Happen in Delaware, Ever." Humor is used here to imply that Delaware is boring.

[[Last Thursday]], people shit themselves over the revelation that [http://cvdsusports.blogspot.com/2009/03/finally-dsu-vs-ud-matchup-in-football.html DESU and the U of D] would finally be playing each other in a [[handegg]] championship of some form. This caused some minor controversy, as most [[redneck|Delaware residents]] are still uncomfortable with the idea of ending segregation.

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	[[Image:Delawaremap.jpg\|thumb\|The first of America's 55 states.[[GG]] pointing to Vrigina retard]]		[[Image:Delawaremap.jpg\|thumb\|The first of America's 55 states. [[GG]] pointing to [[Spellcheck\|Vrigina]], [[Irony\|retard]].]]

	[[Image:Restarea.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Delaware scene.]]		[[Image:Restarea.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Delaware scene.]]


	A glorified rest stop along Interstate 95, '''Delawhere?''' (hehe) is a tiny, flat, [[shit\|shitty]], polluted state on the U.S. East ~~Coast~~ that [[shit nobody cares about\|nobody cares about]]. The old official state slogan emphasized its one claim to fame as being the "First U.S. State", as its state delegates ~~accidentally~~ happened to be the first ones to sign the Constitution. That's right, they took a technicality and used it as a bragging point.		A glorified rest stop along Interstate 95, '''Delawhere?''' ([[STFU\|hehe]]) is a tiny, flat, [[shit\|shitty]], polluted state on the U.S. East coast that [[shit nobody cares about\|nobody cares about]]. The old official state slogan emphasized its one claim to fame as being the "First U.S. State", as its state delegates circumstantially happened to be the first ones to sign the Constitution. That's right, they [[Intellectual Checkmate\|took a technicality and used it as a bragging point.]]

	The new state slogan is "Small Wonder" as in "It's a small wonder everyone who lives there doesn't [[an hero]] for living in [[Philadelphia]]'s toilet" ([[Norm Macdonald\|''omg lol'']]). It's ~~also~~ better known for being the place where [[Cuba]]ns stop for Mexican food on their way to sell [[Florida]] [[cocaine]] in [[New York]].		The new state slogan is "Small Wonder" as in "It's no small wonder everyone who lives there doesn't go [[an hero]] for living in [[Philadelphia]]'s toilet." ([[Norm Macdonald\|''omg lol'']]). It's perhaps better known for being the place where [[Cuba]]ns stop for Mexican food on their way to sell [[Florida]] [[cocaine]] in [[New York]].

	Most people live near Wilmington and work in [[The Simpsons\|the screen door factory]]. Delaware also has Rehomo Beach, which is popular with [[fags\|lifelong bachelors]] and [[college]] students. It has been recently discovered that Delaware simply exists [[for the lulz]]. No one outside of the US has actually heard of Delaware and are sure it was something made up by Americunts so they can have 50 stars on their flag.		Most people live near Wilmington and work in [[The Simpsons\|the screen door factory]]. Delaware also has Rehomo Beach, which is popular with [[fags\|lifelong bachelors]] and [[college]] students. It has been recently discovered that Delaware simply exists [[for the lulz]]. No one outside of the US has actually heard of Delaware and are sure it was something made up by Americunts so they can have 50 stars on their flag.
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	[[Image:Delaware.jpg\|thumb\|Hi. We're in ''Delaware''.]]		[[Image:Delaware.jpg\|thumb\|Hi. We're in ''Delaware''.]]

	Distinguishing itself from its [[Connecticut\|rich]] [[Massachusetts\|colonial]] [[New York\|neighbors]], Delaware is where ~~all~~ the rednecks of the ~~East~~ were herded to. Seeing the opportunity to troll [[white people]], a bevy of [[negro]]es was soon to follow. These two groups make up the two halves of Delaware, although wiggers would soon come to make the third half. It's important to note that Delaware is three halves in a two-half state - it's [[~~lie~~\|fairly amazing]]!		Distinguishing itself from its [[Connecticut\|rich]] [[Massachusetts\|colonial]] [[New York\|neighbors]], Delaware is where most of the rednecks of the northeast were herded to (see: ''[[New Jersey]], [[Pennsylvania]]''). Seeing the opportunity to troll [[white people]], a bevy of [[negro]]es was soon to follow. These two groups make up the two halves of Delaware, although wiggers would soon come to make the third half. It's important to note that Delaware is three halves in a two-half state - it's [[Shit\|fairly amazing]]!

	Also of note is Delaware's high percentage of [[skank]]y [[guido\|Oompa Loompas]], thanks both to the University of Delaware and the state's proximity to Elkton, [[Maryland]]. However, these specimens are generally not formally counted in the state's population, as they generally only infest Delaware during the school months.		Also of note is Delaware's high percentage of [[skank]]y [[guido\|Oompa Loompas]], thanks both to the University of Delaware and the state's proximity to Elkton, [[Maryland]]. However, these specimens are generally not formally counted in the state's population, as they generally only infest Delaware during the school months.

	==Celebs of Delaware==		==Celebs of Delaware==
	[[Image:Joe_biden_43.jpg\|thumb\|Hi.I'm From Delaware, Bitch!.]]		[[Image:Joe_biden_43.jpg\|thumb\|Hi. I'm From Delaware, Bitch!]]
	Most notable is anger-enthusiast [[Joe Biden]]. After him, notables include [[Bad\|George Thorogood]], [[~~old~~\|~~Vallerie Bertanelli~~]], [[~~what~~\|Elizabeth ~~Shoe~~]], Ryan Phillipe and most recently, Aubrey Plaza of the TV show 'Parks and ~~Recs~~'.		Most notable is anger-enthusiast [[Joe Biden]]. After him, notables include [[Bad\|George Thorogood]], [[Wop\|Valerie Bertinelli]], [[Whore\|Elizabeth Shue]], [[Daddy\|Ryan Phillipe]], and most recently, [[Spic\|Aubrey Plaza]] of the TV show ''Parks and Rec''.


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	The ~~biggest~~ thing to remember is that they all [[gtfo\|left]] Delware, never to come back.		The thing to remember is that they all [[gtfo\|left]] Delware, never to come back.

	==[[DESU]]==		==[[DESU]]==
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	Also of note is that Delaware State University's URL is [[desu]].edu. Lulz. DeSU was established in 1891 as the State College for [[oxymoron\|Colored Students]]. The 400-acre campus is in the northern section of Dover, [[lol\|across the street from the racetrack]]. This sets the stage for some pretty epic lulz when [[redneck\|NASCAR fans]] invade the town.		Also of note is that Delaware State University's URL is [[desu]].edu. Lulz. DeSU was established in 1891 as the State College for [[oxymoron\|Colored Students]]. The 400-acre campus is in the northern section of Dover, [[lol\|across the street from the racetrack]]. This sets the stage for some pretty epic lulz when [[redneck\|NASCAR fans]] invade the town.

	Anthropologists in other states refer to DeSU as "Little Africa" due to the wide variety of negro ~~breeds~~ and sub-types seen there. The primary function of DeSU is to instruct its students in basic reading skills and some elementary principles of arithmetic and prepare them for all sorts of [[~~prison~~\|exciting careers]].		Anthropologists in other states refer to DeSU as "Little Africa" due to the wide variety of negro cultivars and sub-types seen there. The primary function of DeSU is to instruct its students in [[Special Ed\|basic reading skills and some elementary principles of arithmetic]] and prepare them for all sorts of [[McDonald's\|exciting careers]].

	DeSU's main claim to [[attention whore\|infamy]] was some sort of [[troll\|prank]] pulled [[Last Thursday]]. [http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/21/delaware.shooting/index.html Two students were shot and wounded], one died a month later. The campus was locked down for a while as police searched [[~~Lie~~\|desperately]] for the gunman. Classes were canceled and students were able to leave their dorms later that day to get more [[beer\|Colt 45]] and [[chikins\|KFC]].		DeSU's main claim to [[attention whore\|infamy]] was some sort of [[troll\|prank]] pulled [[Last Thursday\|last Thursday]]. [http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/21/delaware.shooting/index.html Two students were shot and wounded], one died a month later. The campus was locked down for a while as police searched [[Unrealistic Expectations\|desperately]] for the gunman. Classes were canceled and students were able to leave their dorms later that day to get more [[beer\|Colt 45]] and [[chikins\|KFC]].

	==University of Delaware==		==University of Delaware==

	University of Delaware [[student]]s are one of the state's major exports, after [[wigger]]s, [[drug\|heroin]], and [[Incest\|members of the DuPont family]]. Located in downtown Newark, the University is primarily notable for being located adjacent to a railroad crossing that [http://web.archive.org/web/20060508015336/http://www2.delawareonline.com/newsjournal/local/2005/02/03udfratsuspended.html demands] [http://archive.fo/wyU7o frequent] [http://archive.fo/agQi sacrifices] to slake its thirst for [[~~whore~~\|drunken co-eds]] and [[STD\|syphilis]]. Naturally, this sparks an obligatory week of hand-wringing and petitions to have the area around the tracks fenced. However, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb7LvUnx_8s Murder Train] will not be thwarted in its quest for [[OM NOM NOM NOM\|nomz]].		University of Delaware [[student]]s are one of the state's major exports, after [[wigger]]s, [[drug\|heroin]], and [[Incest\|members of the DuPont family]]. Located in downtown Newark, the University is primarily notable for being located adjacent to a railroad crossing that [http://web.archive.org/web/20060508015336/http://www2.delawareonline.com/newsjournal/local/2005/02/03udfratsuspended.html demands] [http://archive.fo/wyU7o frequent] [http://archive.fo/agQi sacrifices] to slake its thirst for [[Slut\|drunken co-eds]] and [[STD\|syphilis]]. Naturally, this sparks an obligatory week of hand-wringing and petitions to have the area around the tracks fenced. However, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb7LvUnx_8s Murder Train] will not be thwarted in its quest for [[OM NOM NOM NOM\|nomz]].

	Other interesting sites located on the University campus include the scenic, charmingly ~~titled~~ [[Rape]] Alley, as well as Deer Park Tavern, where Edgar Allan Poe allegedly fell down the stairs and cursed the entire state. This event is also known as the "Only Interesting Thing to Happen in Delaware, Ever." Humor is used here to imply that Delaware is boring.		Other interesting sites located on the University campus include the scenic, charmingly designated [[Rape]] Alley, as well as Deer Park Tavern, where Edgar Allan Poe allegedly fell down the stairs and cursed the entire state. This event is also known as the "Only Interesting Thing to Happen in Delaware, Ever." Humor is used here to imply that Delaware is boring.

	It is also to be noted that male graduates from this university are often found to be [[BME\|masochistic]] and enjoy [[~~rape~~\|being dominated]] by [[women]]. This is factual and backed by ~~much~~ [[science\|scientific evidence]]. The origin of the symptoms, however, is unknown.		It is also to be noted that male graduates from this university are often found to be [[BME\|masochistic]] and enjoy [[Pegging\|being dominated]] by [[women]]. This is factual and backed by extensive [[science\|scientific evidence]]. The origin of the symptoms, however, is [[Anonymous\|unknown]].

	[[Last Thursday]], people shit themselves over the revelation that [http://cvdsusports.blogspot.com/2009/03/finally-dsu-vs-ud-matchup-in-football.html DESU and the U of D] would finally be playing each other in a [[handegg]] championship of some form. This caused some minor controversy, as most [[redneck\|Delaware residents]] are still uncomfortable with the idea of ending segregation.		[[Last Thursday]], people shit themselves over the revelation that [http://cvdsusports.blogspot.com/2009/03/finally-dsu-vs-ud-matchup-in-football.html DESU and the U of D] would finally be playing each other in a [[handegg]] championship of some form. This caused some minor controversy, as most [[redneck\|Delaware residents]] are still [[Racist\|uncomfortable with the idea of ending segregation]].

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