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imported>AbominableIntelligence: /* Possible Occupations for a deep thinker */domain change, replaced: dramatica.se → dramatica.rs

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	# Philosophy Professor: An occupation that takes [[bullshit]] to an art form. All you need to do is spout off some rhetorical garbage and the drooling morons eat up your every word.		# Philosophy Professor: An occupation that takes [[bullshit]] to an art form. All you need to do is spout off some rhetorical garbage and the drooling morons eat up your every word.
	# Priest: you can spout even more rhetorical garbage, and even more drooling morons eat up your every word. And they put some money in the basket now and then.		# Priest: you can spout even more rhetorical garbage, and even more drooling morons eat up your every word. And they put some money in the basket now and then.
	# [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Life_Coach Life coach]/Cult leader(yes, it's pretty much the same thing): This is the perfect job for a deep thinker. Just sell a far reaching promise about life and "base" it on some ficitional power along with rhetorical garbage, and [[asspies]] will be willing to sell both their brains and their money to you for your nonesense.		# [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Life_Coach Life coach]/Cult leader(yes, it's pretty much the same thing): This is the perfect job for a deep thinker. Just sell a far reaching promise about life and "base" it on some ficitional power along with rhetorical garbage, and [[asspies]] will be willing to sell both their brains and their money to you for your nonesense.
	# And uh...		# And uh...
	# Hmm		# Hmm

imported>Just someone: /* Possible Occupations for a deep thinker */

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Possible Occupations for a deep thinker

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	# Philosophy Professor: An occupation that takes [[bullshit]] to an art form. All you need to do is spout off some rhetorical garbage and the drooling morons eat up your every word.		# Philosophy Professor: An occupation that takes [[bullshit]] to an art form. All you need to do is spout off some rhetorical garbage and the drooling morons eat up your every word.
	# Priest: you can spout even more rhetorical garbage, and even more drooling morons eat up your every word. And they put some money in the basket now and then.		# Priest: you can spout even more rhetorical garbage, and even more drooling morons eat up your every word. And they put some money in the basket now and then.
	# [[Life coach]]/Cult leader(yes, it's pretty much the same thing): This is the perfect job for a deep thinker. Just sell a far reaching promise about life and "base" it on some ficitional power along with rhetorical garbage, and [[asspies]] will be willing to sell both their brains and their money to you for your nonesense.		# [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Life_Coach Life coach]/Cult leader(yes, it's pretty much the same thing): This is the perfect job for a deep thinker. Just sell a far reaching promise about life and "base" it on some ficitional power along with rhetorical garbage, and [[asspies]] will be willing to sell both their brains and their money to you for your nonesense.
	# And uh...		# And uh...
	# Hmm		# Hmm

imported>Just someone: /* Possible Occupations for a */

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Possible Occupations for a

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	With the advent of [[Lies\|web 2.0]] deep thinkers can be found lurking in the comment sections of [[Digg]] and [[Slashdot]] waiting to condescend and bash your ideas and thoughts. Deep Thinkers often do not care what you are talking about, as long as they get a chance to tediously explain their [[bullshit\|opinions]]. The simplest solution to this is never to express an idea, thought or opinion that you genuinely believe, or to avoid web 2.0 in the first place.		With the advent of [[Lies\|web 2.0]] deep thinkers can be found lurking in the comment sections of [[Digg]] and [[Slashdot]] waiting to condescend and bash your ideas and thoughts. Deep Thinkers often do not care what you are talking about, as long as they get a chance to tediously explain their [[bullshit\|opinions]]. The simplest solution to this is never to express an idea, thought or opinion that you genuinely believe, or to avoid web 2.0 in the first place.

	== Possible Occupations for a ==		== Possible Occupations for a deep thinker==

	Even though deep thinkers are a useless burden on society, they can often find themselves jobs. Some occupations include:		Even though deep thinkers are a useless burden on society, they can often find themselves jobs. Some occupations include:
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	# Philosophy Professor: An occupation that takes [[bullshit]] to an art form. All you need to do is spout off some rhetorical garbage and the drooling morons eat up your every word.		# Philosophy Professor: An occupation that takes [[bullshit]] to an art form. All you need to do is spout off some rhetorical garbage and the drooling morons eat up your every word.
	# Priest: you can spout even more rhetorical garbage, and even more drooling morons eat up your every word. And they put some money in the basket now and then.		# Priest: you can spout even more rhetorical garbage, and even more drooling morons eat up your every word. And they put some money in the basket now and then.
	# Life coach/Cult leader(yes, it's pretty much the same thing): This is the perfect job for a deep thinker. Just sell a far reaching promise about life and "base" it on some ficitional power along with rhetorical garbage, and [[asspies]] will be willing to sell both their brains and their money to you for your nonesense.		# [[Life coach]]/Cult leader(yes, it's pretty much the same thing): This is the perfect job for a deep thinker. Just sell a far reaching promise about life and "base" it on some ficitional power along with rhetorical garbage, and [[asspies]] will be willing to sell both their brains and their money to you for your nonesense.
	# And uh...		# And uh...
	# Hmm		# Hmm

imported>Just someone: /* Possible Occupations for a */

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	# Philosophy Professor: An occupation that takes [[bullshit]] to an art form. All you need to do is spout off some rhetorical garbage and the drooling morons eat up your every word.		# Philosophy Professor: An occupation that takes [[bullshit]] to an art form. All you need to do is spout off some rhetorical garbage and the drooling morons eat up your every word.
	# Priest: you can spout even more rhetorical garbage, and even more drooling morons eat up your every word. And they put some money in the basket now and then.		# Priest: you can spout even more rhetorical garbage, and even more drooling morons eat up your every word. And they put some money in the basket now and then.
	# Life coach/Cult leader(yes, it's pretty much the same thing): This is the perfect job for a deep thinker. ~~each life coach/cult leader follows the following steps:~~		# Life coach/Cult leader(yes, it's pretty much the same thing): This is the perfect job for a deep thinker. Just sell a far reaching promise about life and "base" it on some ficitional power along with rhetorical garbage, and [[asspies]] will be willing to sell both their brains and their money to you for your nonesense.

	~~a. Say you can help people in~~ a ~~really awesome way(like giving motivation, immortal~~ life~~, etc), without explaining how clearly.~~

	~~b. Mock everyone expect yourself, to make people think that you with your special powers(usually~~ it~~'s either intelligence or~~ some ~~mystical shit) are literally <s>disrespectfull</s>~~ [[~~god~~]].

	~~c. Only accept~~ to ~~"help" [[asspies]].~~

	~~d. Meet up with them~~ and ~~take huge amounts of~~ money for ~~every meeting, and pull advices out of your ass that are related to~~ your ~~special power. Make sure to leave every meeting with something unfinished so that they keep coming often.~~

	~~e. Spy on all of them and make sure to respone to every arguement against you they hear~~. ~~(Don't worry, you don't have to base your counterarugements, just make sure it sounds like your counterarguement is connected to your special power)~~

	# And uh...		# And uh...
	# Hmm		# Hmm

imported>Just someone: /* Possible Occupations for a */

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	# Philosophy Professor: An occupation that takes [[bullshit]] to an art form. All you need to do is spout off some rhetorical garbage and the drooling morons eat up your every word.		# Philosophy Professor: An occupation that takes [[bullshit]] to an art form. All you need to do is spout off some rhetorical garbage and the drooling morons eat up your every word.
	# Priest: you can spout even more rhetorical garbage, and even more drooling morons eat up your every word. And they put some money in the basket now and then.		# Priest: you can spout even more rhetorical garbage, and even more drooling morons eat up your every word. And they put some money in the basket now and then.
	# Life coach/Cult leader(yes, it's pretty much the same thing): This is the perfect job for a . each life coach/cult leader follows the following steps:		# Life coach/Cult leader(yes, it's pretty much the same thing): This is the perfect job for a deep thinker. each life coach/cult leader follows the following steps:

	a. Say you can help people in a really awesome way(like giving motivation, immortal life, etc), without explaining how clearly.		a. Say you can help people in a really awesome way(like giving motivation, immortal life, etc), without explaining how clearly.

imported>Just someone: /* Possible Occupations for a */

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	a. Say you can help people in a really awesome way(like giving motivation, immortal life, etc), without explaining how clearly.		a. Say you can help people in a really awesome way(like giving motivation, immortal life, etc), without explaining how clearly.

	b. Mock everyone expect yourself, to make people think that you with your special powers(usually it's either intelligence or some mystical shit) are literally <s>disrespectfull</s> [[god]]. ~~Of course that has nothing to do~~		b. Mock everyone expect yourself, to make people think that you with your special powers(usually it's either intelligence or some mystical shit) are literally <s>disrespectfull</s> [[god]].

	c. Only accept to "help" [[asspies]].		c. Only accept to "help" [[asspies]].

	d. Meet up with them and take huge amounts of money for every meeting. Make sure to leave every meeting with something unfinished so that they keep coming often.		d. Meet up with them and take huge amounts of money for every meeting, and pull advices out of your ass that are related to your special power. Make sure to leave every meeting with something unfinished so that they keep coming often.

	e. Spy on all of them and make sure to respone to every arguement against you they hear.		e. Spy on all of them and make sure to respone to every arguement against you they hear. (Don't worry, you don't have to base your counterarugements, just make sure it sounds like your counterarguement is connected to your special power)

	# And uh...		# And uh...

imported>Just someone: /* Possible Occupations for a Deep Thinker */

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Possible Occupations for a Deep Thinker

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	With the advent of [[Lies\|web 2.0]] deep thinkers can be found lurking in the comment sections of [[Digg]] and [[Slashdot]] waiting to condescend and bash your ideas and thoughts. Deep Thinkers often do not care what you are talking about, as long as they get a chance to tediously explain their [[bullshit\|opinions]]. The simplest solution to this is never to express an idea, thought or opinion that you genuinely believe, or to avoid web 2.0 in the first place.		With the advent of [[Lies\|web 2.0]] deep thinkers can be found lurking in the comment sections of [[Digg]] and [[Slashdot]] waiting to condescend and bash your ideas and thoughts. Deep Thinkers often do not care what you are talking about, as long as they get a chance to tediously explain their [[bullshit\|opinions]]. The simplest solution to this is never to express an idea, thought or opinion that you genuinely believe, or to avoid web 2.0 in the first place.

	== Possible Occupations for a ~~Deep Thinker~~ ==		== Possible Occupations for a ==

	Even though deep thinkers are a useless burden on society, they can often find themselves jobs. Some occupations include:		Even though deep thinkers are a useless burden on society, they can often find themselves jobs. Some occupations include:

	# Philosophy Professor: An occupation that takes [[bullshit]] to an art form~~, a philosophy professor is a perfect job for a deep thinker~~. All you need to do is spout off some rhetorical garbage and the drooling morons eat up your every word		# Philosophy Professor: An occupation that takes [[bullshit]] to an art form. All you need to do is spout off some rhetorical garbage and the drooling morons eat up your every word.
	# Priest: you can spout even more rhetorical garbage, and even more drooling morons eat up your every word. And they put some money in the basket now and then.		# Priest: you can spout even more rhetorical garbage, and even more drooling morons eat up your every word. And they put some money in the basket now and then.
			# Life coach/Cult leader(yes, it's pretty much the same thing): This is the perfect job for a . each life coach/cult leader follows the following steps:

			a. Say you can help people in a really awesome way(like giving motivation, immortal life, etc), without explaining how clearly.

			b. Mock everyone expect yourself, to make people think that you with your special powers(usually it's either intelligence or some mystical shit) are literally <s>disrespectfull</s> [[god]]. Of course that has nothing to do

			c. Only accept to "help" [[asspies]].

			d. Meet up with them and take huge amounts of money for every meeting. Make sure to leave every meeting with something unfinished so that they keep coming often.

			e. Spy on all of them and make sure to respone to every arguement against you they hear.

	# And uh...		# And uh...
	# Hmm		# Hmm

imported>Leonardo Cockworthy: Added the wunderkind Jaden Smith

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	* [[SoulPancake]]		* [[SoulPancake]]
	* [[Dr. Steel]]		* [[Dr. Steel]]
			* [[Jaden Smith]]

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* LiveJournal */

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	== [[LiveJournal]] ==		== [[LiveJournal]] ==

	Deep thinkers are often found on [[LiveJournal]]. [http://www.livejournal.com/interests.bml?int=deep+thinker] This is only the tip of the iceberg however, as there are thousands more who simply don't show up in a search for "Deep Thinker".		Deep thinkers are often found on [[LiveJournal]].[http://www.livejournal.com/interests.bml?int=deep+thinker] This is only the tip of the iceberg however, as there are thousands more who simply don't show up in a search for "Deep Thinker".

	== Slashdot and Digg ==		== Slashdot and Digg ==

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	[[Image:Rodin thinker philosophy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A deep thinker doing what he does best ~~- Absolutely~~ nothing.]]		[[Image:Rodin thinker philosophy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A deep thinker doing what he does best—absolutely nothing.]]
	[[Image:ElbowPatch4 edited.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Elbow patches are sometimes considered the [[tramp stamp]] of the deep thinkers.]]		[[Image:ElbowPatch4 edited.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Elbow patches are sometimes considered the [[tramp stamp]] of the deep thinkers.]]
	[[Image:Deep_thinker_cat.jpg\|thumb\|[[Serious Cat]] are a deep thinker.]]		[[Image:Deep_thinker_cat.jpg\|thumb\|[[Serious Cat]] are a deep thinker.]]

	A '''deep thinker''' is an opinionated windbag with a vast knowledge of idiocies who swirls around the drain of everything he says as if it was worth a damn simply because he ostensibly differs from the majority. They usually have [[Bullshit\|a fascinating array of sputtered verbalizations in this corner on life and society]]. They might be found here and there but some believe their favorite habitat is [[LiveJournal]] in particular and [[Sheep\|following around the ol' philosophy professor like an annoying puppy]].		A '''deep thinker''' is an opinionated windbag with a vast knowledge of idiocies who swirls around the drain of everything he says as if it was worth a damn simply because he ostensibly differs from the majority. They usually have [[Bullshit\|a fascinating array of sputtered verbalizations in this corner on life and society]]. They might be found here and there but some believe their favorite habitat is [[LiveJournal]] in particular and [[Sheep\|following around the ol' philosophy professor like an annoying puppy]].

			== What They Do ==

	~~==What They Do==~~		Deep thinkers will express their ideas to you, and will often go into a shitfit when you tell them they're full of shit and need to [[GTFO]] immediately. They're the kind of people who will tell you [[Shit nobody cares about\|about that convention they went to where they had to live like people in a 3rd world country, and how it's sick that we live in such luxury]]. When they get older, they tend to grow a [[Neckbeard\|beard]] (hence the nick name "beard-o", or a weirdo with a beard) and make sure it's way too goddamn big, even grooming it so they stand out from the rest of society, including the other depraved jackasses that hang out at IHOP, the deep thinker's usual stomping ground. They're the ones who also try to explain to you about why we should use [[fascism]] because it's more efficient, or why [[The Lion King]] is horribly [[racist]] because the bad guy is darker than everyone else. You can tell them that the movie is made for [[children]], and that the bad guy is darker to help them differentiate the protagonists from the antagonists; but they will most likely accuse you of simply not being able to understand what they're talking about.
	Deep thinkers will express their ideas to you, and will often go into a shitfit when you tell them they're full of shit and need to [[GTFO]] immediately. They're the kind of people who will tell you [[Shit nobody cares about\|about that convention they went to where they had to live like people in a 3rd world country, and how it's sick that we live in such luxury]]. When they get older, they tend to grow a [[~~neckbeard~~\|beard]] (hence the nick name "beard-o", or a weirdo with a beard) and make sure it's way too goddamn big, even grooming it so they stand out from the rest of society, including the other depraved jackasses that hang out at IHOP, the deep thinker's usual stomping ground. They're the ones who also try to explain to you about why we should use [[fascism]] because it's more efficient, or why [[The Lion King]] is horribly [[racist]] because the bad guy is darker than everyone else. You can tell them that the movie is made for [[children]], and that the bad guy is darker to help them differentiate the protagonists from the antagonists; but they will most likely accuse you of simply not being able to understand what they're talking about.
			== [[LiveJournal]] ==

	~~==[[LiveJournal]]==~~
	Deep thinkers are often found on [[LiveJournal]]. [http://www.livejournal.com/interests.bml?int=deep+thinker] This is only the tip of the iceberg however, as there are thousands more who simply don't show up in a search for "Deep Thinker".		Deep thinkers are often found on [[LiveJournal]]. [http://www.livejournal.com/interests.bml?int=deep+thinker] This is only the tip of the iceberg however, as there are thousands more who simply don't show up in a search for "Deep Thinker".

	==Slashdot and Digg==		== Slashdot and Digg ==
	With the advent of [[lies\|web2.0]] deep thinkers can be found lurking in the comment sections of [[Digg]] and [[Slashdot]] waiting to condescend and bash your ideas and thoughts. Deep Thinkers often do not care what you are talking about, as long as they get a chance to tediously explain their [[bullshit\|opinions]]. The simplest solution to this is never to express an idea, thought or opinion that you genuinely believe, or to avoid web 2.0 in the first place.

	~~==Possible Occupations for a Deep Thinker==~~		With the advent of [[Lies\|web 2.0]] deep thinkers can be found lurking in the comment sections of [[Digg]] and [[Slashdot]] waiting to condescend and bash your ideas and thoughts. Deep Thinkers often do not care what you are talking about, as long as they get a chance to tediously explain their [[bullshit\|opinions]]. The simplest solution to this is never to express an idea, thought or opinion that you genuinely believe, or to avoid web 2.0 in the first place.
	~~Even though~~ deep thinkers are ~~a useless burden on society~~, they ~~can often find themselves jobs~~. ~~Some occupations include~~,

	# Philosophy Professor: An occupation that takes [[bullshit]] to an art form, a philosophy professor is a perfect job for a deep thinker. All you need to do is spout off some rhetorical garbage and the drooling morons eat up your every word		== Possible Occupations for a Deep Thinker ==

			Even though deep thinkers are a useless burden on society, they can often find themselves jobs. Some occupations include:

			# Philosophy Professor: An occupation that takes [[bullshit]] to an art form, a philosophy professor is a perfect job for a deep thinker. All you need to do is spout off some rhetorical garbage and the drooling morons eat up your every word
	# Priest: you can spout even more rhetorical garbage, and even more drooling morons eat up your every word. And they put some money in the basket now and then.		# Priest: you can spout even more rhetorical garbage, and even more drooling morons eat up your every word. And they put some money in the basket now and then.
	# And uh...		# And uh...
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	# [[????]]		# [[????]]

	Deep thinkers, like [[Asspie~~\|asspies~~]] differ from proper nerds precisely because their chosen [[Faggotry\|field]] has no real-world practical application whatsoever.		Deep thinkers, like [[Asspie]]s, differ from proper nerds precisely because their chosen [[Faggotry\|field]] has no real-world practical application whatsoever.

	==See Also==		== See Also ==
	*[[Science\|Scientist]]
	*[[Intellectual]]		* [[Science\|Scientist]]
	*[[Noam Chomsky]]		* [[Intellectual]]
	*[[Mensa]]		* [[Noam Chomsky]]
	*[[SoulPancake]]		* [[Mensa]]
	*[[Dr.~~_Steel~~]]		* [[SoulPancake]]
			* [[Dr. Steel]]


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