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imported>TabbyGarf at 15:37, 26 February 2022

2022-02-26T15:37:18Z

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	*[[Grand Theft Auto\|Opeth]] - they were featured in a documentary on this shit.		*[[Grand Theft Auto\|Opeth]] - they were featured in a documentary on this shit.
	*[[redneck\|The Agony Scene]] - they burned down a barn		*[[redneck\|The Agony Scene]] - they burned down a barn
	*[[~~Peter_Griffin~~\|Vile Regression]] - they’re just a bunch of fat drunk Irishmen.		*[[fat\|Vile Regression]] - they’re just a bunch of fat drunk Irishmen.
	*[[NES\|Milk Lizard]] - they insulted two great animals we love. That's just fucking depressing.		*[[NES\|Milk Lizard]] - they insulted two great animals we love. That's just fucking depressing.
	*[[arson\|Dead and Divine]] - fuck your tatoos and fuck your gay emo hair.		*[[arson\|Dead and Divine]] - fuck your tatoos and fuck your gay emo hair.

imported>Hipcrime: Reverted edits by TMZ (talk) to last revision by IvoRobotnik

2018-11-01T09:00:43Z

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imported>TMZ at 07:59, 1 November 2018

2018-11-01T07:59:20Z

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imported>TMZ: BLANKING IN PROGRESS

2018-11-01T07:59:07Z

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2018-10-31T11:36:59Z

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2018-10-31T10:03:17Z

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imported>Moop209: /* How to Troll Deathcore/Metalcore Fans */

2018-07-15T18:56:39Z

How to Troll Deathcore/Metalcore Fans

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	*Say that deathcore is [[scene]] or [[emo]].		*Say that deathcore is [[scene]] or [[emo]].
	*Make fun of their ears if they wear gauges.		*Make fun of their ears if they wear gauges.
			*Say Evergreen Terrace's newest album is their masterpiece.
			*Tell them the original song "You Give Love a Bad Name" by [[1980s\|Bon Jovi]] was much better than Atreyu's shitty cover.
	*Ask them if the vocalist in their favorite band (Bands like Carnifex and Despised Icon!) is a pig hired to do vocal duties.		*Ask them if the vocalist in their favorite band (Bands like Carnifex and Despised Icon!) is a pig hired to do vocal duties.
	*If they are a fan of Emmure, Here Comes the Kraken, Catalepsy, etc then call them a [[wigger]].		*If they are a fan of Emmure, Here Comes the Kraken, Catalepsy, etc then call them a [[wigger]].

imported>Moop209: /* Bands Tagged as Deathcore */ more shit

2018-07-15T18:43:53Z

Bands Tagged as Deathcore: more shit

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	*[[Sweden\|In Flames]] - They might be classified as [[death metal]], but they sound extremely deathcore because they constantly overuse the high-pitched dying cat shrieks and [[emo]]tional lyrics. Unfortunately this shitty band has a massive fanbase, so you can definitely expect this page to fall victim to butthurt editing.		*[[Sweden\|In Flames]] - They might be classified as [[death metal]], but they sound extremely deathcore because they constantly overuse the high-pitched dying cat shrieks and [[emo]]tional lyrics. Unfortunately this shitty band has a massive fanbase, so you can definitely expect this page to fall victim to butthurt editing.
	*[[Missouri\|The Browning]] - The name says it all.		*[[Missouri\|The Browning]] - The name says it all.
			*[[Hydraulic Press Channel\|Amon Amarth]] - very popular with mad scientists.
	*[[Wigger\|Emmure]] - [[Wigger]]core		*[[Wigger\|Emmure]] - [[Wigger]]core
	*[[Communist\|Novelists]] - French band whose lyrics promote child rape.		*[[Communist\|Novelists]] - French band whose lyrics promote child rape.
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	*[[sick fuck\|Oceans ate Alaska]] - The most high-pitched ear-raping shrieks you can imagine, like an alarm going off during a tsunami in Alaska, which means their dumb name is fitting.		*[[sick fuck\|Oceans ate Alaska]] - The most high-pitched ear-raping shrieks you can imagine, like an alarm going off during a tsunami in Alaska, which means their dumb name is fitting.
	*[[emo\|Woe is Me]] - An extremely gay blend between deathcore and [[screamo]]. The fanbase is mainly composed of obese emo bitches who cut themselves and have their grotesque-looking boyfriends insert their dicks into the flesh wounds.		*[[emo\|Woe is Me]] - An extremely gay blend between deathcore and [[screamo]]. The fanbase is mainly composed of obese emo bitches who cut themselves and have their grotesque-looking boyfriends insert their dicks into the flesh wounds.
	*[[obesity\|Winds of Plague]] - A bunch of ~~400-pound~~ [[rednecks]] who at first might sound like real death metal, but then the pig squeals come in and you realize they're just as emo as any other deathcore band.		*[[obesity\|Winds of Plague]] - A bunch of 400kg [[rednecks]] who at first might sound like real death metal, but then the pig squeals come in and you realize they're just as emo as any other deathcore band.
	*[[Death metal\|Job for a Cowboy]] - The vocalist who did a scream cause he got castrated at the 25th second of their song Entombment of a Machine, in 2007 they go to [[death metal]] only but still fail		*[[Death metal\|Job for a Cowboy]] - The vocalist who did a scream cause he got castrated at the 25th second of their song Entombment of a Machine, in 2007 they go to [[death metal]] only but still fail
	*[[Gore\|Waking the Cadaver]] - WHEAT SHREDDED WHEAT!!! One of the first deathcore bands to get popular because they posted a shitty song on Myspace and apparently it was the first time pubescent [[scene kid]]s heard death metal because they thought it was OMG SO BR00TAL!!! xD and this shit caused deathcore to spread like the fucking [[cancer]] it is.		*[[Gore\|Waking the Cadaver]] - WHEAT SHREDDED WHEAT!!! One of the first deathcore bands to get popular because they posted a shitty song on Myspace and apparently it was the first time pubescent [[scene kid]]s heard death metal because they thought it was OMG SO BR00TAL!!! xD and this shit caused deathcore to spread like the fucking [[cancer]] it is.
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	*[[Nigger\|Oceano]] - Click the link on the left and you'll know what the frontman is!		*[[Nigger\|Oceano]] - Click the link on the left and you'll know what the frontman is!
	*[[German\|We Butter the Bread With Butter]] - Some shitty electronic deathcore band full of [[German\|huns]] who beat off to [[Hitler]]'s one and only one [[Testicles\|testicle]].		*[[German\|We Butter the Bread With Butter]] - Some shitty electronic deathcore band full of [[German\|huns]] who beat off to [[Hitler]]'s one and only one [[Testicles\|testicle]].
			*[[dubstep\|Attack Attack!]] - they think they're being cutting edge by combining screamo with electronic music.
			*[[The Simpsons\|Evergreen Terrace]] - they come from Jacksonville, a city that serves no purpose other than taking up space.
			*[[Pederasty\|We Came as Romans]] - since when are demotivational posters used as lyrical themes?
			*[[British\|Bullet for my Valentine]] - they pretend to be death metal but fail.
			*[[White supremacist\|Hatebreed]] - they claim to have been inspired by hardcore punk, which we don't believe.
			*[[Portugal\|Abandon all Ships]] more electronic garbage.
			*[[Hollywood\|Atreyu]] - more death metal posers.
			*[[Revolution\|Raised Fist]] - Swedish communist band.
			*[[Anonymous\|Hacktivist]] - damn [[libertarian]]s.
			*[[Dallas\|Crown the Empire]] - they probably time travelled back to 1963 and shot U.S. president Kennedy.
			*[[Ohio\|Like Moths to Flames]] - Ok, the city of Columbus is officially the screaming music capital of the world.

	==BR00T4L GALLERY==		==BR00T4L GALLERY==

imported>Moop209: /* How to be BR00T4L */

2018-05-19T01:25:13Z

How to be BR00T4L

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	*Listen to deathcore		*Listen to deathcore
	*Either do really retarded poses in your pictures, or just look at the camera or do an [[internet tough guy]] pose		*Either do really retarded poses in your pictures, or just look at the camera or do an [[internet tough guy]] pose
	*Say words like br00t4l and ~~h34vy~~		*Say words like br00t4l, h34vy, and h4rdc0r3.
	*Your favorite guitar tab is 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 or 1423131423523143212 since you're so fucking [[retarded]] you can't think of a fucking riff		*Your favorite guitar tab is 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 or 1423131423523143212 since you're so fucking [[retarded]] you can't think of a fucking riff
	*Fuck pigs up the ass to hear an example of a pig squeal to support your stereotypical deathcore vocals		*Fuck pigs up the ass to hear an example of a pig squeal to support your stereotypical deathcore vocals

imported>Moop209: /* Bands Tagged as Deathcore */ fuck MWSV

2018-01-25T04:21:40Z

Bands Tagged as Deathcore: fuck MWSV

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	*[[Jew\|Dead by April]] - we wish they were		*[[Jew\|Dead by April]] - we wish they were
	*[[fag\|Forget my Silence]] - they love making sexual poses in their music videos.		*[[fag\|Forget my Silence]] - they love making sexual poses in their music videos.
			*[[Michael_Rosen\|Architects]] - these fucking Britfags deserve to be waterboarded with boiling hot tea until they drown. The former guitarist Tom Searle died of testicular cancer, but unfortunately the band stayed together and the evil grotesque abhorrent fiend vocalist named Sam Carter wrote a shitty tribute song with an even worse music video that features him making the pose of evil just like in their Wikipedia page. Someone please replace that picture now!
	*[[seriously\|Design the Skyline]] - nothing special		*[[seriously\|Design the Skyline]] - nothing special
	*[[No one cares\|Bermuda]] - an obscure underground band whose logo looks like bananas raping each other		*[[No one cares\|Bermuda]] - an obscure underground band whose logo looks like bananas raping each other

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	*[[Grand Theft Auto\|Opeth]] - they were featured in a documentary on this shit.		*[[Grand Theft Auto\|Opeth]] - they were featured in a documentary on this shit.
	*[[redneck\|The Agony Scene]] - they burned down a barn		*[[redneck\|The Agony Scene]] - they burned down a barn
	*[[~~Peter_Griffin~~\|Vile Regression]] - they’re just a bunch of fat drunk Irishmen.		*[[fat\|Vile Regression]] - they’re just a bunch of fat drunk Irishmen.
	*[[NES\|Milk Lizard]] - they insulted two great animals we love. That's just fucking depressing.		*[[NES\|Milk Lizard]] - they insulted two great animals we love. That's just fucking depressing.
	*[[arson\|Dead and Divine]] - fuck your tatoos and fuck your gay emo hair.		*[[arson\|Dead and Divine]] - fuck your tatoos and fuck your gay emo hair.

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	*[[Sweden\|In Flames]] - They might be classified as [[death metal]], but they sound extremely deathcore because they constantly overuse the high-pitched dying cat shrieks and [[emo]]tional lyrics. Unfortunately this shitty band has a massive fanbase, so you can definitely expect this page to fall victim to butthurt editing.		*[[Sweden\|In Flames]] - They might be classified as [[death metal]], but they sound extremely deathcore because they constantly overuse the high-pitched dying cat shrieks and [[emo]]tional lyrics. Unfortunately this shitty band has a massive fanbase, so you can definitely expect this page to fall victim to butthurt editing.
	*[[Missouri\|The Browning]] - The name says it all.		*[[Missouri\|The Browning]] - The name says it all.
			*[[Hydraulic Press Channel\|Amon Amarth]] - very popular with mad scientists.
	*[[Wigger\|Emmure]] - [[Wigger]]core		*[[Wigger\|Emmure]] - [[Wigger]]core
	*[[Communist\|Novelists]] - French band whose lyrics promote child rape.		*[[Communist\|Novelists]] - French band whose lyrics promote child rape.
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	*[[sick fuck\|Oceans ate Alaska]] - The most high-pitched ear-raping shrieks you can imagine, like an alarm going off during a tsunami in Alaska, which means their dumb name is fitting.		*[[sick fuck\|Oceans ate Alaska]] - The most high-pitched ear-raping shrieks you can imagine, like an alarm going off during a tsunami in Alaska, which means their dumb name is fitting.
	*[[emo\|Woe is Me]] - An extremely gay blend between deathcore and [[screamo]]. The fanbase is mainly composed of obese emo bitches who cut themselves and have their grotesque-looking boyfriends insert their dicks into the flesh wounds.		*[[emo\|Woe is Me]] - An extremely gay blend between deathcore and [[screamo]]. The fanbase is mainly composed of obese emo bitches who cut themselves and have their grotesque-looking boyfriends insert their dicks into the flesh wounds.
	*[[obesity\|Winds of Plague]] - A bunch of ~~400-pound~~ [[rednecks]] who at first might sound like real death metal, but then the pig squeals come in and you realize they're just as emo as any other deathcore band.		*[[obesity\|Winds of Plague]] - A bunch of 400kg [[rednecks]] who at first might sound like real death metal, but then the pig squeals come in and you realize they're just as emo as any other deathcore band.
	*[[Death metal\|Job for a Cowboy]] - The vocalist who did a scream cause he got castrated at the 25th second of their song Entombment of a Machine, in 2007 they go to [[death metal]] only but still fail		*[[Death metal\|Job for a Cowboy]] - The vocalist who did a scream cause he got castrated at the 25th second of their song Entombment of a Machine, in 2007 they go to [[death metal]] only but still fail
	*[[Gore\|Waking the Cadaver]] - WHEAT SHREDDED WHEAT!!! One of the first deathcore bands to get popular because they posted a shitty song on Myspace and apparently it was the first time pubescent [[scene kid]]s heard death metal because they thought it was OMG SO BR00TAL!!! xD and this shit caused deathcore to spread like the fucking [[cancer]] it is.		*[[Gore\|Waking the Cadaver]] - WHEAT SHREDDED WHEAT!!! One of the first deathcore bands to get popular because they posted a shitty song on Myspace and apparently it was the first time pubescent [[scene kid]]s heard death metal because they thought it was OMG SO BR00TAL!!! xD and this shit caused deathcore to spread like the fucking [[cancer]] it is.
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	*[[Nigger\|Oceano]] - Click the link on the left and you'll know what the frontman is!		*[[Nigger\|Oceano]] - Click the link on the left and you'll know what the frontman is!
	*[[German\|We Butter the Bread With Butter]] - Some shitty electronic deathcore band full of [[German\|huns]] who beat off to [[Hitler]]'s one and only one [[Testicles\|testicle]].		*[[German\|We Butter the Bread With Butter]] - Some shitty electronic deathcore band full of [[German\|huns]] who beat off to [[Hitler]]'s one and only one [[Testicles\|testicle]].
			*[[dubstep\|Attack Attack!]] - they think they're being cutting edge by combining screamo with electronic music.
			*[[The Simpsons\|Evergreen Terrace]] - they come from Jacksonville, a city that serves no purpose other than taking up space.
			*[[Pederasty\|We Came as Romans]] - since when are demotivational posters used as lyrical themes?
			*[[British\|Bullet for my Valentine]] - they pretend to be death metal but fail.
			*[[White supremacist\|Hatebreed]] - they claim to have been inspired by hardcore punk, which we don't believe.
			*[[Portugal\|Abandon all Ships]] more electronic garbage.
			*[[Hollywood\|Atreyu]] - more death metal posers.
			*[[Revolution\|Raised Fist]] - Swedish communist band.
			*[[Anonymous\|Hacktivist]] - damn [[libertarian]]s.
			*[[Dallas\|Crown the Empire]] - they probably time travelled back to 1963 and shot U.S. president Kennedy.
			*[[Ohio\|Like Moths to Flames]] - Ok, the city of Columbus is officially the screaming music capital of the world.

	==BR00T4L GALLERY==		==BR00T4L GALLERY==

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	*[[Jew\|Dead by April]] - we wish they were		*[[Jew\|Dead by April]] - we wish they were
	*[[fag\|Forget my Silence]] - they love making sexual poses in their music videos.		*[[fag\|Forget my Silence]] - they love making sexual poses in their music videos.
			*[[Michael_Rosen\|Architects]] - these fucking Britfags deserve to be waterboarded with boiling hot tea until they drown. The former guitarist Tom Searle died of testicular cancer, but unfortunately the band stayed together and the evil grotesque abhorrent fiend vocalist named Sam Carter wrote a shitty tribute song with an even worse music video that features him making the pose of evil just like in their Wikipedia page. Someone please replace that picture now!
	*[[seriously\|Design the Skyline]] - nothing special		*[[seriously\|Design the Skyline]] - nothing special
	*[[No one cares\|Bermuda]] - an obscure underground band whose logo looks like bananas raping each other		*[[No one cares\|Bermuda]] - an obscure underground band whose logo looks like bananas raping each other