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	*[[80 year old Chinese man in panties\|Watari]]: L's samurai manservant, Watari's purpose is to indulge L's [[penis\|rampant agoraphobia]] and act as a [[whore\|liaison]] to the Japanese police. Is an expert Sn1p3r from his days of playing Halo. He is [[almost raped\|killed off]] by [[faggot\|Rem]] as a fun [[fap\|warmup]] for [[homo\|Ryuuzaki]].		*[[80 year old Chinese man in panties\|Watari]]: L's samurai manservant, Watari's purpose is to indulge L's [[penis\|rampant agoraphobia]] and act as a [[whore\|liaison]] to the Japanese police. Is an expert Sn1p3r from his days of playing Halo. He is [[almost raped\|killed off]] by [[faggot\|Rem]] as a fun [[fap\|warmup]] for [[homo\|Ryuuzaki]].

	*[[13 year old boys\|Mello and Near]]: After L dies, these two [[shota]] from [[basement\|Watari's School For Gifted And Talented Children]] are chosen to take his [[buttsex\|place]]. [[~~shit nobody cares about\|~~Near]] probably eats his [[plastic crap\|toys]], and [[Hard Gay\|Mello]] eats [[shit\|chocolate]] that doesn't affect his [[fat\|weight]] in any way because apparently, people who eat [[penis\|sweets]] don't get fat. All of the [[crap\|chocolate]] Mello eats goes straight to Watari's [[ass\|thighs]]. Mello is always dressed in some sort of [[BDSM\|tight black leather outfit]], which is his way of soliciting for gay sex. Oh, and, [[shit noone cares about\|Near]] is a [[shotacat\|pedophile]]. This is obvious because he keeps [[shota\|a picture of Mello at 14]] on him at all times for four years, until Mello comes to retrieve [[cock\|it]]. Mello doesn't even dare question what that [[semen\|suspicious looking crusty white stain on the photo]] is.		*[[13 year old boys\|Mello and Near]]: After L dies, these two [[shota]] from [[basement\|Watari's School For Gifted And Talented Children]] are chosen to take his [[buttsex\|place]]. [[Near]] probably eats his [[plastic crap\|toys]], and [[Hard Gay\|Mello]] eats [[shit\|chocolate]] that doesn't affect his [[fat\|weight]] in any way because apparently, people who eat [[penis\|sweets]] don't get fat. All of the [[crap\|chocolate]] Mello eats goes straight to Watari's [[ass\|thighs]]. Mello is always dressed in some sort of [[BDSM\|tight black leather outfit]], which is his way of soliciting for gay sex. Oh, and, [[shit noone cares about\|Near]] is a [[shotacat\|pedophile]]. This is obvious because he keeps [[shota\|a picture of Mello at 14]] on him at all times for four years, until Mello comes to retrieve [[cock\|it]]. Mello doesn't even dare question what that [[semen\|suspicious looking crusty white stain on the photo]] is.

	*[[fangirl\|Amane Misa]]: The [[attention whore\|slutty 16 year old faghag idol]] who wants to [[fuck]] Light until she dies. She's also [[time paradox\|another fucktard with a Death Note]] who would [[slut\|kill anyone if you wanted]]. [[Some argue]] that after Light dies, she herself [[an hero\|dies of a broken heart.]]		*[[fangirl\|Amane Misa]]: The [[attention whore\|slutty 16 year old faghag idol]] who wants to [[fuck]] Light until she dies. She's also [[time paradox\|another fucktard with a Death Note]] who would [[slut\|kill anyone if you wanted]]. [[Some argue]] that after Light dies, she herself [[an hero\|dies of a broken heart.]]

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	{{spoilers\|L BECOMES [[An Hero\|AN HERO]] BUT DEFEATS LIGHT FIRST, LIGHT'S DAD SHOOTS LIGHT, AND RYUK KILLS LIGHT}}		{{spoilers\|L BECOMES [[An Hero\|AN HERO]] BUT DEFEATS LIGHT FIRST, LIGHT'S DAD SHOOTS LIGHT, AND RYUK KILLS LIGHT}}
	In 2006 not one, but three ''Death Note'' movies were made. All ''Death Note'' fans think all three [[Lie\|were the greatest movie ever made]]. There are many differences in the movie, for one Light has a girlfriend whom he only has to hide his inner [[faggot]]. Another one is that Light's dad is the loud Asian guy on Iron Chef (no rly look for yourself), therefore making him an expert chef, cooking gourmet meals by day fighting crime by night, <b>I AM IRON CHEF</b>. The plot is pretty much the same, except more white people and Ultraman is on the police force (he's the guy that stands in the back). The lolcows at Netflix also managed to make an even shittier live action movie, except this time they made L a nigger and gave Ryuk the voice of the Green Goblin from the first Spider-Man movie. They proceeded to troll the fanbase even harder by making the story line almost entirely different from the source material, causing millions of autistic weaboos everywhere to cry delicious tears into their Misa body pillows.		In 2006 not one, but three ''Death Note'' movies were made. All ''Death Note'' fans think all three [[Lie\|were the greatest movie ever made]]. There are many differences in the movie, for one Light has a girlfriend whom he only has to hide his inner [[faggot]]. Another one is that Light's dad is the loud Asian guy on Iron Chef (no rly look for yourself), therefore making him an expert chef, cooking gourmet meals by day fighting crime by night, <b>I AM IRON CHEF</b>. The plot is pretty much the same, except more white people and Ultraman is on the police force (he's the guy that stands in the back). Some other faggots in Japan also made a miniseries that was some kind of Boruto-type shit, and just like Boruto, no one gave a fuck about it after seeing how retarded it was. The lolcows at Netflix also managed to make an even shittier live action movie, except this time they made L a nigger and gave Ryuk the voice of the Green Goblin from the first Spider-Man movie. They proceeded to troll the fanbase even harder by making the story line almost entirely different from the source material, causing millions of autistic weaboos everywhere to cry delicious tears into their Misa body pillows.

	==Videos==		==Videos==

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	*[[Hello Kitty\|Rem]]: [[shit nobody cares about\|A female Shinigami who wants to fist Misa. This unnatural lust is exploited by Light to manipulate Rem into knocking off L and Watari for him.]]		*[[Hello Kitty\|Rem]]: [[shit nobody cares about\|A female Shinigami who wants to fist Misa. This unnatural lust is exploited by Light to manipulate Rem into knocking off L and Watari for him.]]
			[[Image:Death_note_mikami_fuckin_eliminate.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Mikami]]
	*[[An hero\|Mikami Teru]]: An [[e-lawyer]] and OCD fucktard who just wanted [[buttsex\|appreciation]] from [[Jesus\|Kira]]. He fucks up Light's final plan and is lucky enough to get a branching death: [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|In the manga, his faggotry is made less prominent as insults Light for leading them both to this, when, in actually, he was the person to fuck up. He later rots in prison, although some speculate Near killed him. Light by In the last episode, he pwnt himself with a pen when he screws up Light's evil plan. Should be noted that he likes sakujo and LOVES FUCKING ELIMINATING]].		*[[An hero\|Mikami Teru]]: An [[e-lawyer]] and OCD fucktard who just wanted [[buttsex\|appreciation]] from [[Jesus\|Kira]]. He fucks up Light's final plan and is lucky enough to get a branching death: [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|In the manga, his faggotry is made less prominent as insults Light for leading them both to this, when, in actually, he was the person to fuck up. He later rots in prison, although some speculate Near killed him. Light by In the last episode, he pwnt himself with a pen when he screws up Light's evil plan. Should be noted that he likes sakujo and LOVES FUCKING ELIMINATING]].

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	~~[[Image:Death_note_mikami_fuckin_eliminate.jpg\|center]]~~
	~~==Plot==~~
	{{spoiler\|Light tricks Misa's shinigami into killing L & Watari, Mello dies and Light [[pwnt\|gets shot by Matsuda and then Ryuk kills him]] at the end of the second season after being tricked by Near, Misa also An Heros yay}}		{{spoiler\|Light tricks Misa's shinigami into killing L & Watari, Mello dies and Light [[pwnt\|gets shot by Matsuda and then Ryuk kills him]] at the end of the second season after being tricked by Near, Misa also An Heros yay}}
	[[Image:Death_Note_In_A_Nutshell.jpg\|thumb\|[[Typical]] scene from the ''Death Note'' manga.]]		[[Image:Death_Note_In_A_Nutshell.jpg\|thumb\|[[Typical]] scene from the ''Death Note'' manga.]]

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	*[[Mewtwo\|Ryuuk]]: An [[heroin\|apple]]-addicted [[pokeman\|Shinigami]] and grinning homosexual rapist, Ryuuk makes possible the thousands of deaths caused by Kira [[IDIFTL\|for his own entertainment]]. He kills Light with the Death Note in the end, as promised, and then evolves into Gengar at Level 75 after being traded.		*[[Mewtwo\|Ryuuk]]: An [[heroin\|apple]]-addicted [[pokeman\|Shinigami]] and grinning homosexual rapist, Ryuuk makes possible the thousands of deaths caused by Kira [[IDIFTL\|for his own entertainment]]. He kills Light with the Death Note in the end, as promised, and then evolves into Gengar at Level 75 after being traded.

	*[[Basement dweller\|L]]: The [[13 year old\|25 year old]] manchild [[Shit nobody cares about\|who is named L Lawliet]]. He is a [[Fucktard\|smartass]] [[google\|detective]] trying to capture [[AIDS\|Kira]]. Lacks socks like [[Einstein]], because the Jew doesn't know how to tie his shoes. The retard doesn't even know how to use a [[fucking magnets\|fucking cellphone]]. After finding out Light was gay he fakes his death, steals Misa's panties, and runs away to Disney Land. He has no friends and is a [[v/\|/v/irgin]]. He is the closest thing to [[Michael Jackson]] in the series, which is why everybody [[hates\|likes him]].		*[[Basement dweller\|L]]: The [[13 year old\|25 year old]] manchild [[Shit nobody cares about\|who is named L Lawliet]]. He is a [[Fucktard\|smartass]] [[google\|detective]] trying to capture [[AIDS\|Kira]]. Lacks socks like [[Einstein]], because the Jew doesn't know how to tie his shoes. The retard doesn't even know how to use a [[fucking magnets\|fucking cellphone]]. Also prefers to squat in chairs because the floor is lava. After finding out Light was gay he fakes his death, steals Misa's panties, and runs away to Disney Land. He has no friends and is a [[v/\|/v/irgin]]. He is the closest thing to [[Michael Jackson]] in the series, which is why everybody [[hates\|likes him]].

	*[[80 year old Chinese man in panties\|Watari]]: L's samurai manservant, Watari's purpose is to indulge L's [[penis\|rampant agoraphobia]] and act as a [[whore\|liaison]] to the Japanese police. He is [[almost raped\|killed off]] by [[faggot\|Rem]] as a fun [[fap\|warmup]] for [[homo\|Ryuuzaki]].		*[[80 year old Chinese man in panties\|Watari]]: L's samurai manservant, Watari's purpose is to indulge L's [[penis\|rampant agoraphobia]] and act as a [[whore\|liaison]] to the Japanese police. Is an expert Sn1p3r from his days of playing Halo. He is [[almost raped\|killed off]] by [[faggot\|Rem]] as a fun [[fap\|warmup]] for [[homo\|Ryuuzaki]].

	*[[13 year old boys\|Mello and Near]]: After L dies, these two [[shota]] from [[basement\|Watari's School For Gifted And Talented Children]] are chosen to take his [[buttsex\|place]]. [[shit nobody cares about\|Near]] probably eats his [[plastic crap\|toys]], and [[Hard Gay\|Mello]] eats [[shit\|chocolate]] that doesn't affect his [[fat\|weight]] in any way because apparently, people who eat [[penis\|sweets]] don't get fat. All of the [[crap\|chocolate]] Mello eats goes straight to Watari's [[ass\|thighs]]. Mello is always dressed in some sort of [[BDSM\|tight black leather outfit]], which is his way of soliciting for gay sex. Oh, and, [[shit noone cares about\|Near]] is a [[shotacat\|pedophile]]. This is obvious because he keeps [[shota\|a picture of Mello at 14]] on him at all times for four years, until Mello comes to retrieve [[cock\|it]]. Mello doesn't even dare question what that [[semen\|suspicious looking crusty white stain on the photo]] is.		*[[13 year old boys\|Mello and Near]]: After L dies, these two [[shota]] from [[basement\|Watari's School For Gifted And Talented Children]] are chosen to take his [[buttsex\|place]]. [[shit nobody cares about\|Near]] probably eats his [[plastic crap\|toys]], and [[Hard Gay\|Mello]] eats [[shit\|chocolate]] that doesn't affect his [[fat\|weight]] in any way because apparently, people who eat [[penis\|sweets]] don't get fat. All of the [[crap\|chocolate]] Mello eats goes straight to Watari's [[ass\|thighs]]. Mello is always dressed in some sort of [[BDSM\|tight black leather outfit]], which is his way of soliciting for gay sex. Oh, and, [[shit noone cares about\|Near]] is a [[shotacat\|pedophile]]. This is obvious because he keeps [[shota\|a picture of Mello at 14]] on him at all times for four years, until Mello comes to retrieve [[cock\|it]]. Mello doesn't even dare question what that [[semen\|suspicious looking crusty white stain on the photo]] is.

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	{{spoilers\|L BECOMES [[An Hero\|AN HERO]] BUT DEFEATS LIGHT FIRST, LIGHT'S DAD SHOOTS LIGHT, AND RYUK KILLS LIGHT}}		{{spoilers\|L BECOMES [[An Hero\|AN HERO]] BUT DEFEATS LIGHT FIRST, LIGHT'S DAD SHOOTS LIGHT, AND RYUK KILLS LIGHT}}
	In 2006 not one, but three ''Death Note'' movies were made. All ''Death Note'' fans think all three [[Lie\|were the greatest movie ever made]]. There are many differences in the movie, for one Light has a girlfriend whom he only has to hide his inner [[faggot]]. Another one is that Light's dad is the loud Asian guy on Iron Chef (no rly look for yourself), therefore making him an expert chef, cooking gourmet meals by day fighting crime by night, <b>I AM IRON CHEF</b>. The plot is pretty much the same, except more white people and Ultraman is on the police force (he's the guy that stands in the back). The lolcows at Netflix also managed to make an ~~evenn~~ shittier live action movie, except this time they made L a nigger and gave Ryuk the voice of the Green Goblin from the first Spider-Man movie. They proceeded to troll the fanbase even harder by making the story line almost entirely different from the source material, causing millions of autistic weaboos everywhere to cry delicious tears into their Misa body pillows.		In 2006 not one, but three ''Death Note'' movies were made. All ''Death Note'' fans think all three [[Lie\|were the greatest movie ever made]]. There are many differences in the movie, for one Light has a girlfriend whom he only has to hide his inner [[faggot]]. Another one is that Light's dad is the loud Asian guy on Iron Chef (no rly look for yourself), therefore making him an expert chef, cooking gourmet meals by day fighting crime by night, <b>I AM IRON CHEF</b>. The plot is pretty much the same, except more white people and Ultraman is on the police force (he's the guy that stands in the back). The lolcows at Netflix also managed to make an even shittier live action movie, except this time they made L a nigger and gave Ryuk the voice of the Green Goblin from the first Spider-Man movie. They proceeded to troll the fanbase even harder by making the story line almost entirely different from the source material, causing millions of autistic weaboos everywhere to cry delicious tears into their Misa body pillows.

	==Videos==		==Videos==

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	{{spoilers\|L BECOMES [[An Hero\|AN HERO]] BUT DEFEATS LIGHT FIRST, LIGHT'S DAD SHOOTS LIGHT, AND RYUK KILLS LIGHT}}		{{spoilers\|L BECOMES [[An Hero\|AN HERO]] BUT DEFEATS LIGHT FIRST, LIGHT'S DAD SHOOTS LIGHT, AND RYUK KILLS LIGHT}}
	In 2006 not one, but three ''Death Note'' movies were made. All ''Death Note'' fans think all three [[Lie\|were the greatest movie ever made]]. There are many differences in the movie, for one Light has a girlfriend whom he only has to hide his inner [[faggot]]. Another one is that Light's dad is the loud Asian guy on Iron Chef (no rly look for yourself), therefore making him an expert chef, cooking gourmet meals by day fighting crime by night, <b>I AM IRON CHEF</b>. The plot is pretty much the same, except more white people and Ultraman is on the police force (he's the guy that stands in the back). The lolcows at Netflix also managed to make an evenn shittier live action movie, except this time they made L a nigger and gave Ryuk the voice of the Green Goblin from the first Spider-Man movie. They proceeded to troll the fanbase even harder by making the story line almost entirely different from the source material, causing millions of autistic weaboos ~~every~~ to cry delicious tears into their Misa body pillows.		In 2006 not one, but three ''Death Note'' movies were made. All ''Death Note'' fans think all three [[Lie\|were the greatest movie ever made]]. There are many differences in the movie, for one Light has a girlfriend whom he only has to hide his inner [[faggot]]. Another one is that Light's dad is the loud Asian guy on Iron Chef (no rly look for yourself), therefore making him an expert chef, cooking gourmet meals by day fighting crime by night, <b>I AM IRON CHEF</b>. The plot is pretty much the same, except more white people and Ultraman is on the police force (he's the guy that stands in the back). The lolcows at Netflix also managed to make an evenn shittier live action movie, except this time they made L a nigger and gave Ryuk the voice of the Green Goblin from the first Spider-Man movie. They proceeded to troll the fanbase even harder by making the story line almost entirely different from the source material, causing millions of autistic weaboos everywhere to cry delicious tears into their Misa body pillows.

	==Videos==		==Videos==

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	{{spoilers\|L BECOMES [[An Hero\|AN HERO]] BUT DEFEATS LIGHT FIRST, LIGHT'S DAD SHOOTS LIGHT, AND RYUK KILLS LIGHT}}		{{spoilers\|L BECOMES [[An Hero\|AN HERO]] BUT DEFEATS LIGHT FIRST, LIGHT'S DAD SHOOTS LIGHT, AND RYUK KILLS LIGHT}}
	In 2006 not one, but three ''Death Note'' movies were made. All ''Death Note'' fans think all three [[Lie\|were the greatest movie ever made]]. There are many differences in the movie, for one Light has a girlfriend whom he only has to hide his inner [[faggot]]. Another one is that Light's dad is the loud Asian guy on Iron Chef (no rly look for yourself), therefore making him an expert chef, cooking gourmet meals by day fighting crime by night, <b>I AM IRON CHEF</b>. The plot is pretty much the same, except more white people and Ultraman is on the police force (he's the guy that stands in the back).		In 2006 not one, but three ''Death Note'' movies were made. All ''Death Note'' fans think all three [[Lie\|were the greatest movie ever made]]. There are many differences in the movie, for one Light has a girlfriend whom he only has to hide his inner [[faggot]]. Another one is that Light's dad is the loud Asian guy on Iron Chef (no rly look for yourself), therefore making him an expert chef, cooking gourmet meals by day fighting crime by night, <b>I AM IRON CHEF</b>. The plot is pretty much the same, except more white people and Ultraman is on the police force (he's the guy that stands in the back). The lolcows at Netflix also managed to make an evenn shittier live action movie, except this time they made L a nigger and gave Ryuk the voice of the Green Goblin from the first Spider-Man movie. They proceeded to troll the fanbase even harder by making the story line almost entirely different from the source material, causing millions of autistic weaboos every to cry delicious tears into their Misa body pillows.

	==Videos==		==Videos==

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	*[[80 year old Chinese man in panties\|Watari]]: L's samurai manservant, Watari's purpose is to indulge L's [[penis\|rampant agoraphobia]] and act as a [[whore\|liaison]] to the Japanese police. Is an expert Sn1p3r from his days of playing Halo. He is [[almost raped\|killed off]] by [[faggot\|Rem]] as a fun [[fap\|warmup]] for [[homo\|Ryuuzaki]].		*[[80 year old Chinese man in panties\|Watari]]: L's samurai manservant, Watari's purpose is to indulge L's [[penis\|rampant agoraphobia]] and act as a [[whore\|liaison]] to the Japanese police. Is an expert Sn1p3r from his days of playing Halo. He is [[almost raped\|killed off]] by [[faggot\|Rem]] as a fun [[fap\|warmup]] for [[homo\|Ryuuzaki]].

	*[[13 year old boys\|Mello and Near]]: After L dies, these two [[shota]] from [[basement\|Watari's School For Gifted And Talented Children]] are chosen to take his [[buttsex\|place]]. [[~~shit nobody cares about\|~~Near]] probably eats his [[plastic crap\|toys]], and [[Hard Gay\|Mello]] eats [[shit\|chocolate]] that doesn't affect his [[fat\|weight]] in any way because apparently, people who eat [[penis\|sweets]] don't get fat. All of the [[crap\|chocolate]] Mello eats goes straight to Watari's [[ass\|thighs]]. Mello is always dressed in some sort of [[BDSM\|tight black leather outfit]], which is his way of soliciting for gay sex. Oh, and, [[shit noone cares about\|Near]] is a [[shotacat\|pedophile]]. This is obvious because he keeps [[shota\|a picture of Mello at 14]] on him at all times for four years, until Mello comes to retrieve [[cock\|it]]. Mello doesn't even dare question what that [[semen\|suspicious looking crusty white stain on the photo]] is.		*[[13 year old boys\|Mello and Near]]: After L dies, these two [[shota]] from [[basement\|Watari's School For Gifted And Talented Children]] are chosen to take his [[buttsex\|place]]. [[Near]] probably eats his [[plastic crap\|toys]], and [[Hard Gay\|Mello]] eats [[shit\|chocolate]] that doesn't affect his [[fat\|weight]] in any way because apparently, people who eat [[penis\|sweets]] don't get fat. All of the [[crap\|chocolate]] Mello eats goes straight to Watari's [[ass\|thighs]]. Mello is always dressed in some sort of [[BDSM\|tight black leather outfit]], which is his way of soliciting for gay sex. Oh, and, [[shit noone cares about\|Near]] is a [[shotacat\|pedophile]]. This is obvious because he keeps [[shota\|a picture of Mello at 14]] on him at all times for four years, until Mello comes to retrieve [[cock\|it]]. Mello doesn't even dare question what that [[semen\|suspicious looking crusty white stain on the photo]] is.

	*[[fangirl\|Amane Misa]]: The [[attention whore\|slutty 16 year old faghag idol]] who wants to [[fuck]] Light until she dies. She's also [[time paradox\|another fucktard with a Death Note]] who would [[slut\|kill anyone if you wanted]]. [[Some argue]] that after Light dies, she herself [[an hero\|dies of a broken heart.]]		*[[fangirl\|Amane Misa]]: The [[attention whore\|slutty 16 year old faghag idol]] who wants to [[fuck]] Light until she dies. She's also [[time paradox\|another fucktard with a Death Note]] who would [[slut\|kill anyone if you wanted]]. [[Some argue]] that after Light dies, she herself [[an hero\|dies of a broken heart.]]

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	*[[Hello Kitty\|Rem]]: [[shit nobody cares about\|A female Shinigami who wants to fist Misa. This unnatural lust is exploited by Light to manipulate Rem into knocking off L and Watari for him.]]		*[[Hello Kitty\|Rem]]: [[shit nobody cares about\|A female Shinigami who wants to fist Misa. This unnatural lust is exploited by Light to manipulate Rem into knocking off L and Watari for him.]]
			[[Image:Death_note_mikami_fuckin_eliminate.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Mikami]]
	*[[An hero\|Mikami Teru]]: An [[e-lawyer]] and OCD fucktard who just wanted [[buttsex\|appreciation]] from [[Jesus\|Kira]]. He fucks up Light's final plan and is lucky enough to get a branching death: [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|In the manga, his faggotry is made less prominent as insults Light for leading them both to this, when, in actually, he was the person to fuck up. He later rots in prison, although some speculate Near killed him. Light by In the last episode, he pwnt himself with a pen when he screws up Light's evil plan. Should be noted that he likes sakujo and LOVES FUCKING ELIMINATING]].		*[[An hero\|Mikami Teru]]: An [[e-lawyer]] and OCD fucktard who just wanted [[buttsex\|appreciation]] from [[Jesus\|Kira]]. He fucks up Light's final plan and is lucky enough to get a branching death: [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|In the manga, his faggotry is made less prominent as insults Light for leading them both to this, when, in actually, he was the person to fuck up. He later rots in prison, although some speculate Near killed him. Light by In the last episode, he pwnt himself with a pen when he screws up Light's evil plan. Should be noted that he likes sakujo and LOVES FUCKING ELIMINATING]].

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	*[[Mewtwo\|Ryuuk]]: An [[heroin\|apple]]-addicted [[pokeman\|Shinigami]] and grinning homosexual rapist, Ryuuk makes possible the thousands of deaths caused by Kira [[IDIFTL\|for his own entertainment]]. He kills Light with the Death Note in the end, as promised, and then evolves into Gengar at Level 75 after being traded.		*[[Mewtwo\|Ryuuk]]: An [[heroin\|apple]]-addicted [[pokeman\|Shinigami]] and grinning homosexual rapist, Ryuuk makes possible the thousands of deaths caused by Kira [[IDIFTL\|for his own entertainment]]. He kills Light with the Death Note in the end, as promised, and then evolves into Gengar at Level 75 after being traded.

	*[[Basement dweller\|L]]: The [[13 year old\|25 year old]] manchild [[Shit nobody cares about\|who is named L Lawliet]]. He is a [[Fucktard\|smartass]] [[google\|detective]] trying to capture [[AIDS\|Kira]]. Lacks socks like [[Einstein]], because the Jew doesn't know how to tie his shoes. The retard doesn't even know how to use a [[fucking magnets\|fucking cellphone]]. After finding out Light was gay he fakes his death, steals Misa's panties, and runs away to Disney Land. He has no friends and is a [[v/\|/v/irgin]]. He is the closest thing to [[Michael Jackson]] in the series, which is why everybody [[hates\|likes him]].		*[[Basement dweller\|L]]: The [[13 year old\|25 year old]] manchild [[Shit nobody cares about\|who is named L Lawliet]]. He is a [[Fucktard\|smartass]] [[google\|detective]] trying to capture [[AIDS\|Kira]]. Lacks socks like [[Einstein]], because the Jew doesn't know how to tie his shoes. The retard doesn't even know how to use a [[fucking magnets\|fucking cellphone]]. Also prefers to squat in chairs because the floor is lava. After finding out Light was gay he fakes his death, steals Misa's panties, and runs away to Disney Land. He has no friends and is a [[v/\|/v/irgin]]. He is the closest thing to [[Michael Jackson]] in the series, which is why everybody [[hates\|likes him]].

	*[[80 year old Chinese man in panties\|Watari]]: L's samurai manservant, Watari's purpose is to indulge L's [[penis\|rampant agoraphobia]] and act as a [[whore\|liaison]] to the Japanese police. He is [[almost raped\|killed off]] by [[faggot\|Rem]] as a fun [[fap\|warmup]] for [[homo\|Ryuuzaki]].		*[[80 year old Chinese man in panties\|Watari]]: L's samurai manservant, Watari's purpose is to indulge L's [[penis\|rampant agoraphobia]] and act as a [[whore\|liaison]] to the Japanese police. Is an expert Sn1p3r from his days of playing Halo. He is [[almost raped\|killed off]] by [[faggot\|Rem]] as a fun [[fap\|warmup]] for [[homo\|Ryuuzaki]].

	*[[13 year old boys\|Mello and Near]]: After L dies, these two [[shota]] from [[basement\|Watari's School For Gifted And Talented Children]] are chosen to take his [[buttsex\|place]]. [[shit nobody cares about\|Near]] probably eats his [[plastic crap\|toys]], and [[Hard Gay\|Mello]] eats [[shit\|chocolate]] that doesn't affect his [[fat\|weight]] in any way because apparently, people who eat [[penis\|sweets]] don't get fat. All of the [[crap\|chocolate]] Mello eats goes straight to Watari's [[ass\|thighs]]. Mello is always dressed in some sort of [[BDSM\|tight black leather outfit]], which is his way of soliciting for gay sex. Oh, and, [[shit noone cares about\|Near]] is a [[shotacat\|pedophile]]. This is obvious because he keeps [[shota\|a picture of Mello at 14]] on him at all times for four years, until Mello comes to retrieve [[cock\|it]]. Mello doesn't even dare question what that [[semen\|suspicious looking crusty white stain on the photo]] is.		*[[13 year old boys\|Mello and Near]]: After L dies, these two [[shota]] from [[basement\|Watari's School For Gifted And Talented Children]] are chosen to take his [[buttsex\|place]]. [[shit nobody cares about\|Near]] probably eats his [[plastic crap\|toys]], and [[Hard Gay\|Mello]] eats [[shit\|chocolate]] that doesn't affect his [[fat\|weight]] in any way because apparently, people who eat [[penis\|sweets]] don't get fat. All of the [[crap\|chocolate]] Mello eats goes straight to Watari's [[ass\|thighs]]. Mello is always dressed in some sort of [[BDSM\|tight black leather outfit]], which is his way of soliciting for gay sex. Oh, and, [[shit noone cares about\|Near]] is a [[shotacat\|pedophile]]. This is obvious because he keeps [[shota\|a picture of Mello at 14]] on him at all times for four years, until Mello comes to retrieve [[cock\|it]]. Mello doesn't even dare question what that [[semen\|suspicious looking crusty white stain on the photo]] is.