Dead Rising - Revision history

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Gallery

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			File:Dead Rising 3.jpg\|Almost every fangirl of this game wants this fucker's cock.
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Dead Rising 3 Psychopaths

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	[[Jew\|Jewish]] [[nigger\|nigger]]. N'uff said.		[[Jew\|Jewish]] [[nigger\|nigger]]. N'uff said.

	*'''Hemlock''		*'''Hemlock'''
	[[Old_people\|Oldfag final boss]]. He rips off his shirt because it's totally [[gay\|manly]].		[[Old_people\|Oldfag final boss]]. He rips off his shirt because it's totally [[gay\|manly]].

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Plot

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	The only redeeming part of the game is the option to attempt to steal the plane and [[win\|leave all of your friends and family to die]].		The only redeeming part of the game is the option to attempt to steal the plane and [[win\|leave all of your friends and family to die]].

			==Dead Rising 3 Psychopaths==

			*'''Zhi'''
			[[Butthurt\|Butthurt]] [[chink\|Asian]] [[old_people\|oldfag]] who hates the world. He [[an_hero\|kills himself]] after he tells [[beaner\|Nick]] about how his wife left him because of his small Asian [[penis\|penis]], his kids growing up to be [[autistic\|brats]], and the recent outbreak of zombie [[aids\|AIDS]].

			*'''Hunter Thibodeaux'''
			[[Redneck\|American]] Vaas Montenegro. Encountered at a broken-down quarantine zone. He shows up after Nick drives away a bunch of bikers who try to [[rape\|rape]] Rhonda. He is playable in the [[Jew\|Jewgold cash-grab]] Chaos Rising DLC and is the only thing worth playing it for.

			*'''Albert Contiello'''
			Crazy surgeon who daterapes Nick in his fagshack and tries stealing his organs. Nick decides to fight back but the effects of [[heroin\|his drugs]] force the player to play hide-and-go-seek with this [[faggot\|faggot]] because Nick is [[weed\|too high]] to tell regular people from Albert. You basically run around throwing organ coolers at him and occasionally punching him in the cock.

			*'''Hilde Schmittendorf'''
			Cop lady with huge [[tits\|tits]]. After witnessing her kill some faggot, Nick decides to "[[fuck_the_police\|FUCK THA POLICE]] and engage in a fight with her and her troops, hoping he won't get brought back over the border.

			*'''Darlene Fleischermacher'''
			A [[Deviantart\|DeviantArt]] wetdream. She's a [[fat\|fatass]] bitch on a mobility scooter who kills people who try to steal her food.

			*'''Dylan Fuentes'''
			[[Bisexual\|A bisexual]] gimp who Nick finds in an [[hentai\|adult store]]. Nick falls over and this faggot mistakes this as Nick performing [[goatse\|goatse]], as he tries to make [[beaner\|Nick]] conform to his [[gay\|gay]] fantasies. He literally has a [[whut\|penis flamethrower]] and has zombies in cages to [[rape\|rape]] and/or live out any [[BDSM\|BDSM]] fetishism when any more retarded survivors aren't around to [[handjob\|jerk his gherkin]]. He literally [[cum\|cums]] when he dies and is the subject of a lot of [[gay\|creepy fanart]] involving him and Nick.

			*'''Jherii Gallo'''
			[[Shemale\|Shemale]] boss loaded on [[steroids\|roids]]. Nick mistakes her for a [[faggot\|man]] only to find out she's a [[trap\|woman]] when the game does a close-up shot of her nasty, veiny [[tits\|tits]]. Nick flexes like a total fag at the end of the fight.

			*'''[[beaner\|Diego]]'''
			Border-buddies with Nick. He is encountered at the museum and went crazy after hearing about [[Donald_Trump\|Donald Trump]] making his way over there to deport him. The fight is ridiculously retarded because if you have a ranged weapon you can shoot his ass over and over again and trigger the same grapple move on him.

			*'''Theodore Lagerfield Jr.'''
			Lazy fatass who sits in his mom's basement and gets helicopters to attack you. He is the worst boss in this game because the helicopters barely do shit and you just run around and shoot wall panels.

			*'''Kenny Dermot'''
			A basement-dwelling [[virgin\|virgin]] who you encounter as a survivor earlier on in the game. After Nick shows him his border-crossing skills, Kenny aspires to be autistic and Mexican like Nick. Also has the option to become zombie-chow.

			*'''Red'''
			[[Jew\|Jewish]] [[nigger\|nigger]]. N'uff said.

			*'''Hemlock''
			[[Old_people\|Oldfag final boss]]. He rips off his shirt because it's totally [[gay\|manly]].

	==Characters==		==Characters==

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 *'''Terror Is Reality'''* TEH BEST SHOW [[evar|EVAR.]] [[What|Is actually extremely important to the plot point.]] In it, you get to [[gay|Shoot balls at zombies, put dresses and flower pots on them,]] [[sick fuck|grind up zombies and feed the guts to giant metal heads,]] and that thing you did at the start of the game.
-*'''Multiplayer''' The multiplayer sucks, nuff' said. Except for the end of every match where you get to [[rape]] the zombies with motorbikes equipped with chainsaws.
 ==Dead of Rising Duty 3: The Walking Dead edition==

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Dead Rising 1 Psychopaths

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	*'''Cliff Hudson'''		*'''Cliff Hudson'''
	An [[old_people\|oldfag]] who has a Vietcong flashback and tries to cut Frank's [[penis\|cock]] off. After also [[rape\|assraping]] him too, he pulls the pity card and explains that he lost his shit after his [[bitch\|granddaughter]] got zombie AIDS.		An [[old_people\|oldfag]] who has a Vietcong flashback and tries to cut Frank's [[penis\|cock]] off. After also [[rape\|assraping]] him too, he pulls the pity card and explains that he lost his shit after his [[bitch\|granddaughter]] got zombie [[aids\|AIDS]].

	*'''Sniper Family'''		*'''Sniper Family'''
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	a [[looser\|checkout guy]] who screams THIS IS MY STOOOOOOORE, boarder-lining a [[meme\|mini-meme]] of sorts.		a [[looser\|checkout guy]] who screams THIS IS MY STOOOOOOORE, boarder-lining a [[meme\|mini-meme]] of sorts.

	*'''"Brock Mason"'''		*'''Brock Mason'''
	The end boss somehow manages to be more broken than all the others, by only letting the player defeat him by running in a circle and [[Kung fu\|kicking him in the face]] for five minutes straight, or standing in the same fucking place on the lower part of the tank punching him in the [[dick\|balls]] until he falls into a sea of zombies.		The end boss somehow manages to be more broken than all the others, by only letting the player defeat him by running in a circle and [[Kung fu\|kicking him in the face]] for five minutes straight, or standing in the same fucking place on the lower part of the tank punching him in the [[dick\|balls]] until he falls into a sea of zombies.

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-The bosses in this game are basically a bunch of [[insane]] fucks tripping on [[acid]]. Said fucks include a [[fat|fat]] [[lesbian|lesbian cop]] [[pedobear|that molests under 18 year olds]], a butcher, a [[looser|checkout guy]] who screams THIS IS MY STOOOOOOORE, boarder-lining a [[meme|mini-meme]] of sorts, and [[clown|A FUCKING CLOWN.]] [[whut|DUAL WIELDING CHAINSAWS.]] No, srsly. When designing the boss battles, Capcom decided to be [[lazy]], and go smoke meth instead of adding a shred of [[anime|creativity]] to the game. Because of this, every boss battle is over in less than 10 seconds, since you can just cut the fuckers in half with a [[Saw|chainsaw]]. The end boss somehow manages to be more broken than all the others, by only letting the player defeat him by running in a circle and [[Kung fu|kicking him in the face]] for five minutes straight until he falls into a sea of zombies.
 ===Destructoid's Number One Zombie Game!===

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	Dead Rising 2 takes place a few years or something after the events of Dead Rising 1, and once again there's been a zombie outbreak. But wait, this isn't the first outbreak to happen since the one in the first game. Turns out that no matter what ending you got in the first one, it didn't make much of a difference. You play as some kind of motocross zombie killer who makes a living by participating in some game show where he and a bunch of other unimportant assholes ride motorcycles with chainsaws attached to them around an arena cutting up zombies. This is the only interesting part of the game. After this, the nigger who hosts the game show releases all the zombies causing another outbreak, blames it on you, some more crap happens, and then your character finds himself in a mall with 3 days to prove his innocence. Basically, after you do the game show part, you're back to doing the same shit you did in the first game. Bullshit bosses and all. There are a few major differences though, only one of them being even remotely good.		Dead Rising 2 takes place a few years or something after the events of Dead Rising 1, and once again there's been a zombie outbreak. But wait, this isn't the first outbreak to happen since the one in the first game. Turns out that no matter what ending you got in the first one, it didn't make much of a difference. You play as some kind of motocross zombie killer who makes a living by participating in some game show where he and a bunch of other unimportant assholes ride motorcycles with chainsaws attached to them around an arena cutting up zombies. This is the only interesting part of the game. After this, the nigger who hosts the game show releases all the zombies causing another outbreak, blames it on you, some more crap happens, and then your character finds himself in a mall with 3 days to prove his innocence. Basically, after you do the game show part, you're back to doing the same shit you did in the first game. Bullshit bosses and all. There are a few major differences though, only one of them being even remotely good.

	*'''~~Zombex~~''' Your daughter was bit by a zombie a few years ago and has been on a drug called [[Heroin\|Zombrex]]. <s>However, your character doesn't have any and must buy some from some douche bag each and every day. It's extremely expensive and raising the cash to buy it can be pretty annoying.</s> Unless you're smart enough to actually find the stuff lying around on overhangs and on top of giant slot machine like tossing Zombrex onto hard to reach spots is a fucking national sport.		*'''Zombrex''' Your daughter was bit by a zombie a few years ago and has been on a drug called [[Heroin\|Zombrex]]. <s>However, your character doesn't have any and must buy some from some douche bag each and every day. It's extremely expensive and raising the cash to buy it can be pretty annoying.</s> Unless you're smart enough to actually find the stuff lying around on overhangs and on top of giant slot machine like tossing Zombrex onto hard to reach spots is a fucking national sport.

	*'''"Improved" AI''' Acknowledging the complaints about the horrible AI from the first game, Capcom decided to make some drastic improvements for the civilians. The first major difference is that they no longer run into mobs of zombies. They simply wait there and let the zombies come to them. Some of them are also armed with firearms too. To balance this out, Capcom made it so they can not distinguish you from zombies and shoot you in the back constantly.		*'''"Improved" AI''' Acknowledging the complaints about the horrible AI from the first game, Capcom decided to make some drastic improvements for the civilians. The first major difference is that they no longer run into mobs of zombies. They simply wait there and let the zombies come to them. Some of them are also armed with firearms too. To balance this out, Capcom made it so they can not distinguish you from zombies and shoot you in the back constantly.

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