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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==
	* {{~~ytuser~~\|dcigs\|His JewTube account}}		* {{yt\|u\|dcigs\|His JewTube account}}
	* [http://www.justin.tv/dcigs Justin TV account]		* [http://www.justin.tv/dcigs Justin TV account]
	* {{twitter\|dcigs\|His Twitter account}}		* {{twitter\|dcigs\|His Twitter account}}

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	[[File:Dcigs.JPG\|thumb\|[[I'll just leave this here]].]]		[[File:Dcigs.JPG\|thumb\|[[I'll just leave this here]].]]
	'''Dcigs'''(~~[[IRL]] name "~~'''D'Andre Siggers~~'''"~~), better known as "'''Angry Black Man'''" is a morbidly [[fat\|obese]], vodka-sipping ex-con who recently got out of prison and is now a [[basement dweller]] making shitty videos on [[JewTube]] with his [[ebonics\|African-American vernacular English]] just like all the other [[Shit nobody cares about\|talentless new-media celebrities]]. During the beginning of his journey of discovering YouTube from the computer he stole from the public library, Dcigs' videos consisted of [[unfunny\|hilarious]] prank calls and rants that would make you [[No homo\|question his sexuality]]. Once, a low-life on YouTube who nobody gave a living shit about, he has recently gained much attention from his infamous [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XsSoMBVF3w Black man loves Pokémon video]. As soon as word hit of the video, the video was posted everywhere, and soon other YouTubers, [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|with accounts with nothing to worthy of showing]] began to [[copypasta]] the said video in hopes of having people pay [[attention whore\|attention to them]]. The biggest attention whoring of them all was when [[RayWilliamJohnson\|GayWilliamJohnson]], a [[talentless]], [[not funny]] Arab who steals viral videos that everyone's seen at least a month ago and cums on it with his [[faggotry]] and his unfunny commentary, decided to copypasta the video onto his [[gay]] show.		'''Dcigs''' ('''Powerword''': D'Andre Siggers), better known as "'''Angry Black Man'''" is a morbidly [[fat\|obese]], vodka-sipping ex-con who recently got out of prison and is now a [[basement dweller]] making shitty videos on [[JewTube]] with his [[ebonics\|African-American vernacular English]] just like all the other [[Shit nobody cares about\|talentless new-media celebrities]]. During the beginning of his journey of discovering YouTube from the computer he stole from the public library, Dcigs' videos consisted of [[unfunny\|hilarious]] prank calls and rants that would make you [[No homo\|question his sexuality]]. Once, a low-life on YouTube who nobody gave a living shit about, he has recently gained much attention from his infamous [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XsSoMBVF3w Black man loves Pokémon video]. As soon as word hit of the video, the video was posted everywhere, and soon other YouTubers, [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|with accounts with nothing to worthy of showing]] began to [[copypasta]] the said video in hopes of having people pay [[attention whore\|attention to them]]. The biggest attention whoring of them all was when [[RayWilliamJohnson\|GayWilliamJohnson]], a [[talentless]], [[not funny]] Arab who steals viral videos that everyone's seen at least a month ago and cums on it with his [[faggotry]] and his unfunny commentary, decided to copypasta the video onto his [[gay]] show.

	Dcigs currently resides in [[Texas\|Jewston, Texass]] (no surprise there) and now spends all of his time making more shitty videos as Niggers are [[Fact\|too lazy to work]]. Seeing as the [[Jews]] could exploit him for more [[Jewgold]], he has recently became a [[sell out\|YouTube Partner]]. Dcigs has also been known to have high cholesterol as well as diabetes from all of the fried chicken and malt liquor he has been overly consuming and doctors predict he should die from a [[HNNNNNNGGGGG\|heart attack]] within a year or two....if he's lucky to live that long.		Dcigs currently resides in [[Texas\|Jewston, Texass]] (no surprise there) and now spends all of his time making more shitty videos as Niggers are [[Fact\|too lazy to work]]. Seeing as the [[Jews]] could exploit him for more [[Jewgold]], he has recently became a [[sell out\|YouTube Partner]]. Dcigs has also been known to have high cholesterol as well as diabetes from all of the fried chicken and malt liquor he has been overly consuming and doctors predict he should die from a [[HNNNNNNGGGGG\|heart attack]] within a year or two....if he's lucky to live that long.

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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==
	* ~~[http://www.youtube.com/user/~~dcigs His JewTube account]		* {{ytuser\|dcigs\|His JewTube account}}
	* [http://www.justin.tv/dcigs Justin TV account]		* [http://www.justin.tv/dcigs Justin TV account]
	* ~~[http://~~twitter~~.com/~~dcigs His Twitter account]		* {{twitter\|dcigs\|His Twitter account}}
	* ~~[http://www.~~myspace~~.com/~~dcigs The fucktard's MySpace]		* {{myspace\|dcigs\|The fucktard's MySpace}}


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	In these video series, usually titled "'''[[ALLCAPS\|BLACK MAN ANGRY AT (x)]]'''", Dcigs rants about his dislike towards a certain topic, most if not all being a store/restaurant franchise. They all contain content of him [[Waaaambulance\|whining]] and how things would be better had he been in control of those franchises. ''Yeah, where have we heard '''[[Obama\|that]]''' before?''		In these video series, usually titled "'''[[ALLCAPS\|BLACK MAN ANGRY AT (x)]]'''", Dcigs rants about his dislike towards a certain topic, most if not all being a store/restaurant franchise. They all contain content of him [[Waaaambulance\|whining]] and how things would be better had he been in control of those franchises. ''Yeah, where have we heard '''[[Obama\|that]]''' before?''

			He has become a standard target of a range of [[Youtube poop\|Youtube Poops]] because of his [[shit\|eloquent]] usage of the [[amerifat\|English]] language. His videos are typically 65% [[bix nood]], 22% [[ebonics]] and 13% [[chimpout\|Chimping out]].
	==Quotes==		==Quotes==
	<center>{{frame\|{{morphquote\|hankid\|background-color: White; width: 500px; height: 200px;\|font-weight: bold;\|Why you hatin'? Why you hatin'?! Because I like Pokemon and you don't?\|Dcigs' being [[butthurt]]\|I wanna see a Pikachu fuck the shit out of a Gyarados!!\|Admitting his [[furfaggotry]]\|I beat off to every episode, nigga\|\|...Lemme give you this PokeDick! I woulda fucked my female companions every Goddamn episode. They wouldn't call it "Pokemon", they'd call it "Poke-a-Ho!"\|\|They should make Pokemon XXX, that shit would sell MILLIONS of dollas!\|Dcigs ignorant to the fact that there's [[rule34]]\|Everybody out here talkin' mess 'bout Pokemon. Talkin'bout sum "Pikachu weak. Pikachu can't fight". Pikachu WHOOP YO' ASS!!\|\|}}\|border=black\|background=white}}</center>		<center>{{frame\|{{morphquote\|hankid\|background-color: White; width: 500px; height: 200px;\|font-weight: bold;\|Why you hatin'? Why you hatin'?! Because I like Pokemon and you don't?\|Dcigs' being [[butthurt]]\|I wanna see a Pikachu fuck the shit out of a Gyarados!!\|Admitting his [[furfaggotry]]\|I beat off to every episode, nigga\|\|...Lemme give you this PokeDick! I woulda fucked my female companions every Goddamn episode. They wouldn't call it "Pokemon", they'd call it "Poke-a-Ho!"\|\|They should make Pokemon XXX, that shit would sell MILLIONS of dollas!\|Dcigs ignorant to the fact that there's [[rule34]]\|Everybody out here talkin' mess 'bout Pokemon. Talkin'bout sum "Pikachu weak. Pikachu can't fight". Pikachu WHOOP YO' ASS!!\|\|}}\|border=black\|background=white}}</center>

	== Other Videos ==		== Other Videos ==
	<center>{{fv\|Interview\|background-color: black;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>n7IhH9I0Hdw</youtube>\|<youtube>k_lDhvDTESA</youtube>\|<youtube>EKjl3YL1eFg</youtube>\|<youtube>AOsYyPQ3lV8</youtube>\|<youtube>iIyPPs897X0</youtube>\|<youtube>i4P0ZP0CCx0</youtube>\|		<center>{{fv\|Interview\|background-color: black;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>n7IhH9I0Hdw</youtube>\|<youtube>eAUQS8CGFRk</youtube>\|<youtube>gI7wAOtxEk8</youtube>\|<youtube>k_lDhvDTESA</youtube>\|<youtube>EKjl3YL1eFg</youtube>\|<youtube>AOsYyPQ3lV8</youtube>\|<youtube>iIyPPs897X0</youtube>\|<youtube>i4P0ZP0CCx0</youtube>\|
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	* [[RayWilliamJohnson]]		* [[RayWilliamJohnson]]
	* [[YouTube]]		* [[YouTube]]
			* [[Youtube Poop]]

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

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	[[File:Dcigs.JPG\|thumb\|[[I'll just leave this here]].]]		[[File:Dcigs.JPG\|thumb\|[[I'll just leave this here]].]]
	'''Dcigs'''(~~Real~~ name "'''D'Andre Siggers'''"), better known as "'''Angry Black Man'''" ~~or Known as "~~'~~''Siggas''' is~~ a ~~Internet Sensation known for~~ his videos on [[~~YouTube~~]].		'''Dcigs'''([[IRL]] name "'''D'Andre Siggers'''"), better known as "'''Angry Black Man'''" is a morbidly [[fat\|obese]], vodka-sipping ex-con who recently got out of prison and is now a [[basement dweller]] making shitty videos on [[JewTube]] with his [[ebonics\|African-American vernacular English]] just like all the other [[Shit nobody cares about\|talentless new-media celebrities]]. During the beginning of his journey of discovering YouTube from the computer he stole from the public library, Dcigs' videos consisted of [[unfunny\|hilarious]] prank calls and rants that would make you [[No homo\|question his sexuality]]. Once, a low-life on YouTube who nobody gave a living shit about, he has recently gained much attention from his infamous [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XsSoMBVF3w Black man loves Pokémon video]. As soon as word hit of the video, the video was posted everywhere, and soon other YouTubers, [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|with accounts with nothing to worthy of showing]] began to [[copypasta]] the said video in hopes of having people pay [[attention whore\|attention to them]]. The biggest attention whoring of them all was when [[RayWilliamJohnson\|GayWilliamJohnson]], a [[talentless]], [[not funny]] Arab who steals viral videos that everyone's seen at least a month ago and cums on it with his [[faggotry]] and his unfunny commentary, decided to copypasta the video onto his [[gay]] show.

	Dcigs currently resides in [[Texas\|~~Houston~~, Texass]] and spends all time making more videos		Dcigs currently resides in [[Texas\|Jewston, Texass]] (no surprise there) and now spends all of his time making more shitty videos as Niggers are [[Fact\|too lazy to work]]. Seeing as the [[Jews]] could exploit him for more [[Jewgold]], he has recently became a [[sell out\|YouTube Partner]]. Dcigs has also been known to have high cholesterol as well as diabetes from all of the fried chicken and malt liquor he has been overly consuming and doctors predict he should die from a [[HNNNNNNGGGGG\|heart attack]] within a year or two....if he's lucky to live that long.

	== ~~Beginnings On Youtube~~ ==		== Days as a Nobody ==
	D'Andre started out ~~with a slow increase into an internet sensation~~. on September 9, 2006]] he ~~created~~ his ~~youtube page~~. ~~by 2009 he started uploading videos of prank calls~~ to ~~various locations when~~ the ~~videos went viral~~. ~~he started~~ to ~~get more~~ and ~~more views~~.		Like all [[You\|YouTube Nobodies]], D'Andre started out as nobody important and still remains nobody important. He created his account in [[9/11\|September 9, 2006]] with pretty much nothing on it. He began making videos with some rants that [[Shit nobody cares about\|nobody really cared for]]. Being recently out of prison as a [[muslim]] convert, he decided to change his life around. He apparently was too [[pussy]] to commit [[jihad]] and kill all the [[Jews\|Infidels]] that put him in the slammer in the first place. Decisively thinking about his next moves, Dcigs decided to take the easy route and commit [[e-Jihad]] within the realms of [[JewTube]]. Of course, he did not prevail with ease.

	His first video emerged around February 2008, still an [[fat\|obese]] black guy but this time with an afro! Pondering around, Dcigs tried many ways of striking the jackpot. He began experimenting with prank calls and telling gay jokes, but the attempts of reaching celebrity status were all futile. Amongst all of his [[YouTube Commentaries]], one can see why he did not succeed. He also thought of posting videos without a t-shirt hoping to lust women and closet fags into watching his video. The attempt, like all the rest also failed horribly.		His first video emerged around February 2008, still an [[fat\|obese]] black guy but this time with an afro! Pondering around, Dcigs tried many ways of striking the jackpot. He began experimenting with prank calls and telling gay jokes, but the attempts of reaching celebrity status were all futile. Amongst all of his [[YouTube Commentaries]], one can see why he did not succeed. He also thought of posting videos without a t-shirt hoping to lust women and closet fags into watching his video. The attempt, like all the rest also failed horribly.
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	== Rise to Stardom ==		== Rise to Stardom ==
	=== The Origins ===		=== The Origins ===
	It all started when on a fine day when Dcigs decided to make a video of something he enjoys. Dcigs, skipping a day of work at [[KFC\|Church's Chicken]] as usual, went out of his way to make a video professing his love for Pokémon and admitting his [[furfaggotry]]. He went and explained how much he wanted the latest [[copypasta\|installments]] of the new Pokémon games black person and [[Redneck\|White]] and [[raep\|catch]] them all. Afterwards, he explained his distaste for people who would [[h8\|hate]] him and how he [[faps\|beats off]] to every single episode. He later explained that Pokémon were the real [[Gangsta\|GANGSTAS]] and that the [[Crips\|Crips and the Bloods]] were no match for Blastoise and Charizard.		It all started when on a fine day when Dcigs decided instead of committing a drive-by shootout, why not not make a video of something he enjoys? Dcigs, skipping a day of work at [[KFC\|Church's Chicken]] as usual, went out of his way to make a [[shitty]] video professing his love for Pokémon and admitting his [[furfaggotry]]. He went and explained how much he wanted the latest [[copypasta\|installments]] of the new Pokémon games black person and [[Redneck\|White]] and [[raep\|catch]] them all. Afterwards, he explained his distaste for people who would [[h8\|hate]] him and how he [[faps\|beats off]] to every single episode. He later explained that Pokémon were the real [[Gangsta\|GANGSTAS]] and that the [[Crips\|Crips and the Bloods]] were no match for Blastoise and Charizard.

	Subsequently, Dcigs also threw in that he felt Ash was a [[faggot]] for denying to have hott [[buttsecks]] with Misty or any of his [[Jailbait\|female companions]]. And then he complained some more and wondered why there weren't any [[Yiff\|Pokémon having sex in the show]] and wanted to see a Pikachu [[LOLWUT\|"fuck the shit out of a Gyarados"]]; proving not only is he a [[pedophile]], but also a [[furfag]]. And all without a single mention of [[Mudkip]]. ''':('''		Subsequently, Dcigs also threw in that he felt Ash was a [[faggot]] for denying to have hott [[buttsecks]] with Misty or any of his [[Jailbait\|female companions]]. And then he complained some more and wondered why there weren't any [[Yiff\|Pokémon having sex in the show]] and wanted to see a Pikachu [[LOLWUT\|"fuck the shit out of a Gyarados"]]; proving not only is he a [[pedophile]], but also a [[furfag]]. And all without a single mention of [[Mudkip]]. ''':('''
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	== Life as an Angry Black Man ==		== Life as an Angry Black Man ==
	With the success of his Pokémon rant, Dcigs ~~decided~~ to ~~do something different than just pokemon rants~~. ~~so in~~ from ~~2009~~ to the ~~present~~ he ~~decided~~ to go to ~~various places such~~ as ~~restruants~~, ~~and stores and rant about their stores~~ (~~i.e employees~~, ~~prices~~, ~~food~~, ~~etc)~~		With the success of his Pokémon rant, Dcigs was granted money from whoring himself on YouTube thanks to the help of [[ads]]. With all the extra money that he surprisingly didn't rob the bank from he was finally able to get a camera with decent quality(unlike his last one which was horrible). However to no surprise, that didn't stop him from robbing a camera from the local [[Wal-Mart]]. Although his attempts at making rants and [[Trying too hard\|trying]] to be comical, this time he managed actually get people to listen to his rants. Seeing as he has plenty of views, the typical [[retarded]] YouTube user always seems to think a video with millions of views must be good! Sadly, that is far from the truth.

			In these video series, usually titled "'''[[ALLCAPS\|BLACK MAN ANGRY AT (x)]]'''", Dcigs rants about his dislike towards a certain topic, most if not all being a store/restaurant franchise. They all contain content of him [[Waaaambulance\|whining]] and how things would be better had he been in control of those franchises. ''Yeah, where have we heard '''[[Obama\|that]]''' before?''

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==
	<center>{{frame\|{{morphquote\|hankid\|background-color: White; width: 500px; height: 200px;\|font-weight: bold;\|Why you hatin'? Why you hatin'?! Because I like Pokemon and you don't?\|Dcigs' being [[butthurt]]\|I wanna see a Pikachu fuck the shit out of a Gyarados!!\|Admitting his [[furfaggotry]]\|I beat off to every episode, nigga\|\|...Lemme give you this PokeDick! I woulda fucked my female companions every Goddamn episode. They wouldn't call it "Pokemon", they'd call it "Poke-a-Ho!"\|\|They should make Pokemon XXX, that shit would sell MILLIONS of dollas!\|Dcigs ignorant to the fact that there's [[rule34]]\|Everybody out here talkin' mess 'bout Pokemon. Talkin'bout sum "Pikachu weak. Pikachu can't fight". Pikachu WHOOP YO' ASS!!\|\|}}\|border=black\|background=white}}</center>		<center>{{frame\|{{morphquote\|hankid\|background-color: White; width: 500px; height: 200px;\|font-weight: bold;\|Why you hatin'? Why you hatin'?! Because I like Pokemon and you don't?\|Dcigs' being [[butthurt]]\|I wanna see a Pikachu fuck the shit out of a Gyarados!!\|Admitting his [[furfaggotry]]\|I beat off to every episode, nigga\|\|...Lemme give you this PokeDick! I woulda fucked my female companions every Goddamn episode. They wouldn't call it "Pokemon", they'd call it "Poke-a-Ho!"\|\|They should make Pokemon XXX, that shit would sell MILLIONS of dollas!\|Dcigs ignorant to the fact that there's [[rule34]]\|Everybody out here talkin' mess 'bout Pokemon. Talkin'bout sum "Pikachu weak. Pikachu can't fight". Pikachu WHOOP YO' ASS!!\|\|}}\|border=black\|background=white}}</center>

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	[[File:Dcigs.JPG\|thumb\|[[I'll just leave this here]].]]		[[File:Dcigs.JPG\|thumb\|[[I'll just leave this here]].]]
	'''Dcigs'''(~~[[IRL]]~~ name "'''D'Andre Siggers'''"), better known as "'''Angry Black Man'''" is a ~~morbidly [[fat\|obese]], vodka-sipping ex-con who recently got out of prison and is now a [[basement dweller]] making shitty~~ videos on [[JewTube]] with his [[ebonics\|African-American vernacular English]] just like all the other [[Shit nobody cares about\|talentless new-media celebrities]]. During the beginning of his journey of discovering YouTube from the computer he stole from the public library, Dcigs' videos consisted of [[unfunny\|hilarious]] prank calls and rants that would make you [[No homo\|question his sexuality]]. Once, a low-life on YouTube who nobody gave a living shit about, he has recently gained much attention from his infamous [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XsSoMBVF3w Black man loves Pokémon video]. As soon as word hit of the video, the video was posted everywhere, and soon other YouTubers, [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|with accounts with nothing to worthy of showing]] began to [[copypasta]] the said video in hopes of having people pay [[attention whore\|attention to them]]. The biggest attention whoring of them all was when [[RayWilliamJohnson\|GayWilliamJohnson]], a [[talentless]], [[not funny]] Arab who steals viral videos that everyone's seen at least a month ago and cums on it with his [[faggotry]] and his unfunny commentary, decided to copypasta the video onto his [[gay]] ~~show~~.		'''Dcigs'''(Real name "'''D'Andre Siggers'''"), better known as "'''Angry Black Man'''" or Known as "'''Siggas''' is a Internet Sensation known for his videos on [[YouTube]].

	Dcigs currently resides in [[Texas\|~~Jewston~~, Texass]] ~~(no surprise there)~~ and ~~now~~ spends all ~~of his~~ time making more ~~shitty~~ videos as Niggers are [[Fact\|too lazy to work]]. Seeing as the [[Jews]] could exploit him for more [[Jewgold]], he has recently became a [[sell out\|YouTube Partner]]. Dcigs has also been known to have high cholesterol as well as diabetes from all of the fried chicken and malt liquor he has been overly consuming and doctors predict he should die from a [[HNNNNNNGGGGG\|heart attack]] within a year or two....if he's lucky to live that long.		Dcigs currently resides in [[Texas\|Houston, Texass]] and spends all time making more videos

	== ~~Days as a Nobody~~ ==		== Beginnings On Youtube ==
	~~Like all [[You\|YouTube Nobodies]],~~ D'Andre started out ~~as nobody important and still remains nobody important~~. ~~He created his account in [[9/11\|~~September 9, 2006]] ~~with pretty much nothing on it~~. ~~He began making~~ videos ~~with some rants that [[Shit nobody cares about\|nobody really cared for]]. Being recently out~~ of ~~prison as a [[muslim]] convert, he decided~~ to ~~change his life around. He apparently was too [[pussy]] to commit [[jihad]] and kill all~~ the ~~[[Jews\|Infidels]] that put him in the slammer in the first place~~. ~~Decisively thinking about his next moves, Dcigs decided~~ to ~~take the easy route~~ and ~~commit [[e-Jihad]] within the realms of [[JewTube]]. Of course, he did not prevail with ease~~.		D'Andre started out with a slow increase into an internet sensation. on September 9, 2006]] he created his youtube page. by 2009 he started uploading videos of prank calls to various locations when the videos went viral. he started to get more and more views.

	His first video emerged around February 2008, still an [[fat\|obese]] black guy but this time with an afro! Pondering around, Dcigs tried many ways of striking the jackpot. He began experimenting with prank calls and telling gay jokes, but the attempts of reaching celebrity status were all futile. Amongst all of his [[YouTube Commentaries]], one can see why he did not succeed. He also thought of posting videos without a t-shirt hoping to lust women and closet fags into watching his video. The attempt, like all the rest also failed horribly.		His first video emerged around February 2008, still an [[fat\|obese]] black guy but this time with an afro! Pondering around, Dcigs tried many ways of striking the jackpot. He began experimenting with prank calls and telling gay jokes, but the attempts of reaching celebrity status were all futile. Amongst all of his [[YouTube Commentaries]], one can see why he did not succeed. He also thought of posting videos without a t-shirt hoping to lust women and closet fags into watching his video. The attempt, like all the rest also failed horribly.
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	== Rise to Stardom ==		== Rise to Stardom ==
	=== The Origins ===		=== The Origins ===
	It all started when on a fine day when Dcigs decided ~~instead of committing a drive-by shootout, why not not~~ make a video of something he enjoys? Dcigs, skipping a day of work at [[KFC\|Church's Chicken]] as usual, went out of his way to make a ~~[[shitty]]~~ video professing his love for Pokémon and admitting his [[furfaggotry]]. He went and explained how much he wanted the latest [[copypasta\|installments]] of the new Pokémon games black person and [[Redneck\|White]] and [[raep\|catch]] them all. Afterwards, he explained his distaste for people who would [[h8\|hate]] him and how he [[faps\|beats off]] to every single episode. He later explained that Pokémon were the real [[Gangsta\|GANGSTAS]] and that the [[Crips\|Crips and the Bloods]] were no match for Blastoise and Charizard.		It all started when on a fine day when Dcigs decided to make a video of something he enjoys. Dcigs, skipping a day of work at [[KFC\|Church's Chicken]] as usual, went out of his way to make a video professing his love for Pokémon and admitting his [[furfaggotry]]. He went and explained how much he wanted the latest [[copypasta\|installments]] of the new Pokémon games black person and [[Redneck\|White]] and [[raep\|catch]] them all. Afterwards, he explained his distaste for people who would [[h8\|hate]] him and how he [[faps\|beats off]] to every single episode. He later explained that Pokémon were the real [[Gangsta\|GANGSTAS]] and that the [[Crips\|Crips and the Bloods]] were no match for Blastoise and Charizard.

	Subsequently, Dcigs also threw in that he felt Ash was a [[faggot]] for denying to have hott [[buttsecks]] with Misty or any of his [[Jailbait\|female companions]]. And then he complained some more and wondered why there weren't any [[Yiff\|Pokémon having sex in the show]] and wanted to see a Pikachu [[LOLWUT\|"fuck the shit out of a Gyarados"]]; proving not only is he a [[pedophile]], but also a [[furfag]]. And all without a single mention of [[Mudkip]]. ''':('''		Subsequently, Dcigs also threw in that he felt Ash was a [[faggot]] for denying to have hott [[buttsecks]] with Misty or any of his [[Jailbait\|female companions]]. And then he complained some more and wondered why there weren't any [[Yiff\|Pokémon having sex in the show]] and wanted to see a Pikachu [[LOLWUT\|"fuck the shit out of a Gyarados"]]; proving not only is he a [[pedophile]], but also a [[furfag]]. And all without a single mention of [[Mudkip]]. ''':('''
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	== Life as an Angry Black Man ==		== Life as an Angry Black Man ==
	With the success of his Pokémon rant, Dcigs ~~was granted money from whoring himself on YouTube thanks~~ to ~~the help of [[ads]]~~. ~~With all the extra money that he surprisingly didn't rob the bank~~ from ~~he was finally able to get a camera with decent quality(unlike his last one which was horrible). However~~ to ~~no surprise, that didn't stop him from robbing a camera from~~ the ~~local [[Wal-Mart]]. Although his attempts at making rants and [[Trying too hard\|trying]] to be comical, this time~~ he ~~managed actually get people~~ to ~~listen~~ to ~~his rants. Seeing~~ as ~~he has plenty of views~~, ~~the typical [[retarded]] YouTube user always seems to think a video with millions of views must be good! Sadly, that is far from the truth~~.		With the success of his Pokémon rant, Dcigs decided to do something different than just pokemon rants. so in from 2009 to the present he decided to go to various places such as restruants, and stores and rant about their stores (i.e employees, prices, food, etc)

	~~In these video series~~, ~~usually titled "'''[[ALLCAPS\|BLACK MAN ANGRY AT (x)]]'''"~~, ~~Dcigs rants about his dislike towards a certain topic~~, most if not all being a store/restaurant franchise. They all contain content of him [[Waaaambulance\|whining]] and how things would be better had he been in control of those franchises. ''Yeah, where have we heard '''[[Obama\|that]]''' before?''

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==
	<center>{{frame\|{{morphquote\|hankid\|background-color: White; width: 500px; height: 200px;\|font-weight: bold;\|Why you hatin'? Why you hatin'?! Because I like Pokemon and you don't?\|Dcigs' being [[butthurt]]\|I wanna see a Pikachu fuck the shit out of a Gyarados!!\|Admitting his [[furfaggotry]]\|I beat off to every episode, nigga\|\|...Lemme give you this PokeDick! I woulda fucked my female companions every Goddamn episode. They wouldn't call it "Pokemon", they'd call it "Poke-a-Ho!"\|\|They should make Pokemon XXX, that shit would sell MILLIONS of dollas!\|Dcigs ignorant to the fact that there's [[rule34]]\|Everybody out here talkin' mess 'bout Pokemon. Talkin'bout sum "Pikachu weak. Pikachu can't fight". Pikachu WHOOP YO' ASS!!\|\|}}\|border=black\|background=white}}</center>		<center>{{frame\|{{morphquote\|hankid\|background-color: White; width: 500px; height: 200px;\|font-weight: bold;\|Why you hatin'? Why you hatin'?! Because I like Pokemon and you don't?\|Dcigs' being [[butthurt]]\|I wanna see a Pikachu fuck the shit out of a Gyarados!!\|Admitting his [[furfaggotry]]\|I beat off to every episode, nigga\|\|...Lemme give you this PokeDick! I woulda fucked my female companions every Goddamn episode. They wouldn't call it "Pokemon", they'd call it "Poke-a-Ho!"\|\|They should make Pokemon XXX, that shit would sell MILLIONS of dollas!\|Dcigs ignorant to the fact that there's [[rule34]]\|Everybody out here talkin' mess 'bout Pokemon. Talkin'bout sum "Pikachu weak. Pikachu can't fight". Pikachu WHOOP YO' ASS!!\|\|}}\|border=black\|background=white}}</center>

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	'''Dcigs'''(~~[[IRL]] name "~~'''D'Andre Siggers~~'''"~~), better known as "'''Angry Black Man'''" is a morbidly [[fat\|obese]], vodka-sipping ex-con who recently got out of prison and is now a [[basement dweller]] making shitty videos on [[JewTube]] with his [[ebonics\|African-American vernacular English]] just like all the other [[Shit nobody cares about\|talentless new-media celebrities]]. During the beginning of his journey of discovering YouTube from the computer he stole from the public library, Dcigs' videos consisted of [[unfunny\|hilarious]] prank calls and rants that would make you [[No homo\|question his sexuality]]. Once, a low-life on YouTube who nobody gave a living shit about, he has recently gained much attention from his infamous [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XsSoMBVF3w Black man loves Pokémon video]. As soon as word hit of the video, the video was posted everywhere, and soon other YouTubers, [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|with accounts with nothing to worthy of showing]] began to [[copypasta]] the said video in hopes of having people pay [[attention whore\|attention to them]]. The biggest attention whoring of them all was when [[RayWilliamJohnson\|GayWilliamJohnson]], a [[talentless]], [[not funny]] Arab who steals viral videos that everyone's seen at least a month ago and cums on it with his [[faggotry]] and his unfunny commentary, decided to copypasta the video onto his [[gay]] show.		'''Dcigs''' ('''Powerword''': D'Andre Siggers), better known as "'''Angry Black Man'''" is a morbidly [[fat\|obese]], vodka-sipping ex-con who recently got out of prison and is now a [[basement dweller]] making shitty videos on [[JewTube]] with his [[ebonics\|African-American vernacular English]] just like all the other [[Shit nobody cares about\|talentless new-media celebrities]]. During the beginning of his journey of discovering YouTube from the computer he stole from the public library, Dcigs' videos consisted of [[unfunny\|hilarious]] prank calls and rants that would make you [[No homo\|question his sexuality]]. Once, a low-life on YouTube who nobody gave a living shit about, he has recently gained much attention from his infamous [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XsSoMBVF3w Black man loves Pokémon video]. As soon as word hit of the video, the video was posted everywhere, and soon other YouTubers, [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|with accounts with nothing to worthy of showing]] began to [[copypasta]] the said video in hopes of having people pay [[attention whore\|attention to them]]. The biggest attention whoring of them all was when [[RayWilliamJohnson\|GayWilliamJohnson]], a [[talentless]], [[not funny]] Arab who steals viral videos that everyone's seen at least a month ago and cums on it with his [[faggotry]] and his unfunny commentary, decided to copypasta the video onto his [[gay]] show.

	Dcigs currently resides in [[Texas\|Jewston, Texass]] (no surprise there) and now spends all of his time making more shitty videos as Niggers are [[Fact\|too lazy to work]]. Seeing as the [[Jews]] could exploit him for more [[Jewgold]], he has recently became a [[sell out\|YouTube Partner]]. Dcigs has also been known to have high cholesterol as well as diabetes from all of the fried chicken and malt liquor he has been overly consuming and doctors predict he should die from a [[HNNNNNNGGGGG\|heart attack]] within a year or two....if he's lucky to live that long.		Dcigs currently resides in [[Texas\|Jewston, Texass]] (no surprise there) and now spends all of his time making more shitty videos as Niggers are [[Fact\|too lazy to work]]. Seeing as the [[Jews]] could exploit him for more [[Jewgold]], he has recently became a [[sell out\|YouTube Partner]]. Dcigs has also been known to have high cholesterol as well as diabetes from all of the fried chicken and malt liquor he has been overly consuming and doctors predict he should die from a [[HNNNNNNGGGGG\|heart attack]] within a year or two....if he's lucky to live that long.