David Kitchen - Revision history

imported>Lazygecko: 3rvw34wg

2017-06-28T05:27:23Z

3rvw34wg

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	Apparently David forgot to study up on some conflicting laws of the UK regarding voyeurism and ended up getting sentenced to 10 months in prison, along with his tag team partner.		Apparently David forgot to study up on some conflicting laws of the UK regarding voyeurism and ended up getting sentenced to 10 months in prison, along with his tag team partner.
	This probably could have been avoided had they studied the lessons of [[Tiziana Cantone]], consent to smash probably isn't enough when "you're recording this? Bravo!"		This probably could have been avoided had they studied the lessons of [[Tiziana Cantone]], consent to smash probably isn't enough when "you're recording this? Bravo!"
	David probably envisioned a news article about this incident ~~being~~ titled; "MAN SAVES BRO FROM GETTING ENGAGED TO A HO".		David probably envisioned a news article about this incident to be titled;
	For a strange reason, they instead read "Pervert from Aintree jailed for secretly filming himself having sex with woman".		"MAN SAVES BRO FROM GETTING ENGAGED TO A HO".
			For a strange reason, they instead read
			"Pervert from Aintree jailed for secretly filming himself having sex with woman".
	[[File:Ybdprisons.png\|Proof that bro code isn't always in your best interests]]		[[File:Ybdprisons.png\|Proof that bro code isn't always in your best interests]]

imported>Lazygecko: /* Dave prepares his kitchen */

2017-06-28T05:26:43Z

Dave prepares his kitchen

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	Apparently David forgot to study up on some conflicting laws of the UK regarding voyeurism and ended up getting sentenced to 10 months in prison, along with his tag team partner.		Apparently David forgot to study up on some conflicting laws of the UK regarding voyeurism and ended up getting sentenced to 10 months in prison, along with his tag team partner.
	This probably could have been avoided had they studied the lessons of [[Tiziana Cantone]], consent to smash probably isn't enough when "you're recording this? Bravo!"		This probably could have been avoided had they studied the lessons of [[Tiziana Cantone]], consent to smash probably isn't enough when "you're recording this? Bravo!"
	~~A titled to the~~ news article ~~which could have read~~; "MAN SAVES BRO FROM GETTING ENGAGED TO A HO" instead read; "Pervert from Aintree jailed for secretly filming himself having sex with woman".		David probably envisioned a news article about this incident being titled; "MAN SAVES BRO FROM GETTING ENGAGED TO A HO".
			For a strange reason, they instead read "Pervert from Aintree jailed for secretly filming himself having sex with woman".
	[[File:Ybdprisons.png\|Proof that bro code isn't always in your best interests]]		[[File:Ybdprisons.png\|Proof that bro code isn't always in your best interests]]

imported>Schnitzel: /* white protein sauces */

2017-02-28T19:40:30Z

white protein sauces

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	[[File:2i8jfw7.jpg\|but his dad is proud]]		[[File:2i8jfw7.jpg\|but his dad is proud]]

	==~~white~~ protein sauces==		==[[Semen\|White protein]] sauces==

	1.http://vimeo.com/22466130		1.http://vimeo.com/22466130
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	4.http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=133668381&page=13		4.http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=133668381&page=13
			{{Gay}}

imported>Hipcrime: moved David kitchen to David Kitchen

2017-01-03T22:47:13Z

moved David kitchen to David Kitchen

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imported>Lazygecko: /* YA BOY DAVE */

2017-01-03T06:24:45Z

YA BOY DAVE

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	==YA BOY DAVE==		==YA BOY DAVE==
	The modest mistress proceeded to allow to hardly known gentlemen to "tagteam" her while making goofy faces for the camera. It can be argued that while David and his friend tony where balls deep, it is somewhat [[gay]] to have interacted to much together, but their balls never touched so don't be a [[pussy]]. After high fiving and making a big joke of the sex act, Dave proceeded to go for round two, equipping a Bert mask during the sex.		The modest mistress proceeded to allow to hardly known gentlemen to "tagteam" her while making goofy faces for the camera. It can be argued that while David and his friend tony where balls deep, it is somewhat [[gay]] to have interacted to much together, but their balls never touched so don't be a [[pussy]]. After high fiving and making a big joke of the sex act, Dave proceeded to go for round two, equipping a Bert mask during the sex.
			When all the fun was over, Dave had to clear his foggy head from pre-workout and a post sex [[anal\|celebration]] with his completely [[lie\|heterosexual]] friend tony.
			He intended to first send the pictures of the conversation in an email to the friend that considered marrying the promiscuous woman in question.
			Instead of giving the evidence, he accidentally sent the sex tape. The friend in question never responded, leaving many to wonder if he actually expected his fiance to pass this test or if he fapped to the [[gay\|straight tape from his normal heterosexual request to his bro]] all night & forgot.


	[[File:YABOYDAVZ.jpg\|Equipping a Bert mask isn't even a deal breaker here...]]		[[File:YABOYDAVZ.jpg\|Equipping a Bert mask isn't even a deal breaker here...]]
	[[File:15mn2p1.jpg\|You're only inviting one friend?]]		[[File:15mn2p1.jpg\|You're only inviting one friend?]]
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	<video type="vimeo" id="22466130" width="450" height="337" desc="YA BOY DAVID" frame="true" position="center"/>		<video type="vimeo" id="22466130" width="450" height="337" desc="YA BOY DAVID" frame="true" position="center"/>
			That's right...Vimeo doesn't work here.... you can watch the eiffel tower party here http://vimeo.com/22466130

	==Dave prepares his kitchen==		==Dave prepares his kitchen==
	Apparently David forgot to study up on some conflicting laws of the UK regarding voyeurism and ended up getting sentenced to 10 months in prison, along with his tag team partner.		Apparently David forgot to study up on some conflicting laws of the UK regarding voyeurism and ended up getting sentenced to 10 months in prison, along with his tag team partner.

imported>Lazygecko: source added for quote

2017-01-03T05:57:56Z

source added for quote

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	2.http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/pervert-aintree-jailed-secretly-filming-3331108		2.http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/pervert-aintree-jailed-secretly-filming-3331108

			3.http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=137988613

			4.http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=133668381&page=13

imported>Lazygecko at 05:41, 3 January 2017

2017-01-03T05:41:47Z

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	{{achtung\|"“In the video she made no response to the camera or camera position while the defendant himself made regular gestures and movement towards the camera. It was clear he knew, she did not.""}}		{{achtung\|"“In the video she made no response to the camera or camera position while the defendant himself made regular gestures and movement towards the camera. It was clear he knew, she did not.""}}
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imported>Lazygecko at 05:41, 3 January 2017

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imported>Lazygecko at 05:40, 3 January 2017

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imported>Lazygecko at 05:32, 3 January 2017

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	{{quote\|“In the video she made no response to the camera or camera position while the defendant himself made regular gestures and movement towards the camera. It was clear he knew, she did not."}}		{{quote\|“In the video she made no response to the camera or camera position while the defendant himself made regular gestures and movement towards the camera. It was clear he knew, she did not."}}
			[[File:Ibbcyf.gif\|YBD]]

	{{quote\|“Dave gets a message from his friend about a girl he's been seeing for a few weeks. Apparently the girl made out with a random guy at a club and one of her friends told the boyfriend (Dave's friend). Now the girl denies anything happens and the friend that originally told on her says she was mistaken and the kiss was just a peck on the cheek. Dave's friend talks to him for an hour and asks Dave to put some moves on her to find out if she is a cheater or not. Dave sends her an "I've had a crush on you for years." facebook message."}}		{{quote\|“Dave gets a message from his friend about a girl he's been seeing for a few weeks. Apparently the girl made out with a random guy at a club and one of her friends told the boyfriend (Dave's friend). Now the girl denies anything happens and the friend that originally told on her says she was mistaken and the kiss was just a peck on the cheek. Dave's friend talks to him for an hour and asks Dave to put some moves on her to find out if she is a cheater or not. Dave sends her an "I've had a crush on you for years." facebook message."}}

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			[[File:Ibbcyf.gif\|YBD]]

	{{quote\|“Dave gets a message from his friend about a girl he's been seeing for a few weeks. Apparently the girl made out with a random guy at a club and one of her friends told the boyfriend (Dave's friend). Now the girl denies anything happens and the friend that originally told on her says she was mistaken and the kiss was just a peck on the cheek. Dave's friend talks to him for an hour and asks Dave to put some moves on her to find out if she is a cheater or not. Dave sends her an "I've had a crush on you for years." facebook message."}}		{{quote\|“Dave gets a message from his friend about a girl he's been seeing for a few weeks. Apparently the girl made out with a random guy at a club and one of her friends told the boyfriend (Dave's friend). Now the girl denies anything happens and the friend that originally told on her says she was mistaken and the kiss was just a peck on the cheek. Dave's friend talks to him for an hour and asks Dave to put some moves on her to find out if she is a cheater or not. Dave sends her an "I've had a crush on you for years." facebook message."}}