David Hasselhoff - Revision history

imported>C0mp at 18:04, 10 June 2021

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	*[http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/21/you-may-now-resume-hassling-the-hoff No, it's not over.]		*[http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/21/you-may-now-resume-hassling-the-hoff No, it's not over.]


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imported>Weasel at 07:01, 1 May 2013

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	*[http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/21/you-may-now-resume-hassling-the-hoff No, it's not over.]		*[http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/21/you-may-now-resume-hassling-the-hoff No, it's not over.]

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imported>Mr Jonzz: /* The Internet's Response */ centered gallery

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The Internet's Response: centered gallery

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	[[Image:Hasselhoff.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Don't hassle the Hoff!]]		[[Image:Hasselhoff.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Don't hassle the Hoff!]]
	Image:Hasselhoff3.jpg\|Run, Gary! Guess where that thumb is heading?		Image:Hasselhoff3.jpg\|Run, Gary! Guess where that thumb is heading?
	Image:Hassle cheez.gif\|[[NEDM]] will make this better		Image:Hassle cheez.gif\|[[NEDM]] will make this better
	Image:Merry Hoffmas.jpg\|Merry Hoffmas Bitches		Image:Merry Hoffmas.jpg\|Merry Hoffmas Bitches
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	==External Links==		==External Links==

imported>Mr Jonzz: /* Hasselhoff: The Career */ centered video + meta

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Hasselhoff: The Career: centered video + meta

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	==Hasselhoff: The Career==		==Hasselhoff: The Career==
	<youtube>PJQVlVHsFF8</youtube>		<center><youtube>PJQVlVHsFF8</youtube></center>
			<br>
	The Hoff became famous [[at least 100 years ago]] through his role as detective Michael Knight in the 80's TV series ''Knight Rider''. Knight drove a talking car named KITT. This series is probably the biggest example of why the 80's Ruled. As a follow up and as some would say was a sad successor to ''Knight Rider'', he made a magical show full of [[boobs]] and [[whores]] called ''Baywatch''. Baywatch was to soft core, nationally televised porn as YouTube is to aspiring soft core cam whores in the here and now. [[Last thursday]], Hasselhoff went on to have a singing career due to the Germans' terrible taste in music, which further stoked the flames of his already dangerously inflated ego.		The Hoff became famous [[at least 100 years ago]] through his role as detective Michael Knight in the 80's TV series ''Knight Rider''. Knight drove a talking car named KITT. This series is probably the biggest example of why the 80's Ruled. As a follow up and as some would say was a sad successor to ''Knight Rider'', he made a magical show full of [[boobs]] and [[whores]] called ''Baywatch''. Baywatch was to soft core, nationally televised porn as YouTube is to aspiring soft core cam whores in the here and now. [[Last thursday]], Hasselhoff went on to have a singing career due to the Germans' terrible taste in music, which further stoked the flames of his already dangerously inflated ego.
	Since his fall from glory in the eyes of television and the eighties, he's mostly just had cameo roles in movies and adverts as the great human meme in attempts at making things moar funny plz. In less notable news he still makes his appearances on TV by still getting interviews and whatnot. In an attempt at reclaiming fame he released a tongue and cheek but still [[gay]] single which managed to get a number 3 in the charts.		Since his fall from glory in the eyes of television and the eighties, he's mostly just had cameo roles in movies and adverts as the great human meme in attempts at making things moar funny plz. In less notable news he still makes his appearances on TV by still getting interviews and whatnot. In an attempt at reclaiming fame he released a tongue and cheek but still [[gay]] single which managed to get a number 3 in the charts.

imported>Gray at 14:22, 24 September 2012

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	[[Image:Hoff.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|Fapfapfap]]		[[Image:Hoff.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|Fapfapfap]]
	[[Image:Hunk01.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|Fapfapfapfapfap]]		[[Image:Hunk01.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|Fapfapfapfapfap]]
	[[Image:Thehoff.gif\|thumb\|150px~~\|[[Moargasm~~\|I can't get enough!]]]]		[[Image:Thehoff.gif\|thumb\|150px\|I can't get enough!]]
	[[Image:Pump_that_fist_hasslehoff.gif‎\|thumb\|200px\|Pump it.]]		[[Image:Pump_that_fist_hasslehoff.gif‎\|thumb\|200px\|Pump it.]]

imported>TylerRosenow: markup

2012-01-11T02:53:36Z

markup

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	Image:Hassle cheez.gif\|[[NEDM]] will make this better		Image:Hassle cheez.gif\|[[NEDM]] will make this better
	Image:Merry Hoffmas.jpg\|Merry Hoffmas Bitches		Image:Merry Hoffmas.jpg\|Merry Hoffmas Bitches
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	==External Links==		==External Links==

imported>Gerpmcderp: /* Hasselhoff: IRL animatronic freakshow */

2012-01-11T02:50:03Z

Hasselhoff: IRL animatronic freakshow

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	==Hasselhoff: IRL animatronic freakshow==		==Hasselhoff: IRL animatronic freakshow==
	As David Hasselhoff's IRL fame has waned, he has exhibited an obvious downward [[Swirl Face\|spiral]] whose only possible destination is one of the lower circles of [[hell]]. A notorious alcoholic who has been forced to go to rehab for the benefit of humanity, he if often sighted driving around southern California in a black 1982 Trans Am, drunk, growling and grumbling while referring to himself in the third person.		As David Hasselhoff's IRL fame has waned, he has exhibited an obvious downward [[Swirl Face\|spiral]] whose only possible destination is one of the lower circles of [[hell]]. A notorious alcoholic who has been forced to go to rehab for the benefit of humanity, he is often sighted driving around southern California in a black 1982 Trans Am, drunk, growling and grumbling while referring to himself in the third person.

	{{fv\|starvids\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>VfWKbrv8r58</youtube><br>6 minute version.\|<youtube>82-FJyniP7A</youtube><br>Chew it well, Hoff.\|<youtube>jGHJt9Ng8jk</youtube><br>Televised example of writing yourself into an article}}		{{fv\|starvids\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>VfWKbrv8r58</youtube><br>6 minute version.\|<youtube>82-FJyniP7A</youtube><br>Chew it well, Hoff.\|<youtube>jGHJt9Ng8jk</youtube><br>Televised example of writing yourself into an article}}

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	[[Image:Hoff.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|Fapfapfap]]		[[Image:Hoff.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|Fapfapfap]]
	[[Image:Hunk01.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|Fapfapfapfapfap]]		[[Image:Hunk01.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|Fapfapfapfapfap]]
	[[Image:Thehoff.gif\|thumb\|150px~~\|[[Moargasm~~\|I can't get enough!]]]]		[[Image:Thehoff.gif\|thumb\|150px\|I can't get enough!]]
	[[Image:Pump_that_fist_hasslehoff.gif‎\|thumb\|200px\|Pump it.]]		[[Image:Pump_that_fist_hasslehoff.gif‎\|thumb\|200px\|Pump it.]]