David Firth - Revision history

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	==External links==		==External links==
	* [http://www.~~fatpie~~.com/ David Firth's ~~homepage~~].		* [http://www.fat-pie.com/ David Firth's website].
	* [~~http~~://~~www~~.~~fat-pie~~.~~com~~/ ~~Firth's other web page.~~]		* [https://brainfeederfilms.lnk.to/umbilical His feature length film (you have to pay)]
	* [http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm Some low quality bs]		* [http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm Some low quality bs]
	* [http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/saladfingers.html Newgrounds boasting a perfectly visible boner over Salad Fingers.]		* [http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/saladfingers.html Newgrounds boasting a perfectly visible boner over Salad Fingers.]
			* [https://www.reddit.com/user/dokidokipanic Reddit]
			* [https://www.patreon.com/davidfirth A patreon, because what hacky e-artist doesnt have one of these?]

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	* [http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/saladfingers.html Newgrounds boasting a perfectly visible boner over Salad Fingers.]		* [http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/saladfingers.html Newgrounds boasting a perfectly visible boner over Salad Fingers.]

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	[[Category:People\|Firth, David]]		[[Category:People\|Firth, David]]
	[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]		[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
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	* [http://www.fat-pie.com/ Firth's other web page.]		* [http://www.fat-pie.com/ Firth's other web page.]
	* [http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm Some low quality bs]		* [http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm Some low quality bs]
	* [http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/saladfingers.html] Newgrounds boasting a perfectly visible boner over Salad Fingers.		* [http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/saladfingers.html Newgrounds boasting a perfectly visible boner over Salad Fingers.]

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	\|align="left"\|<big><big>Did you know</big></big><br/>'''that...''' David Firth is a piss-poor wanna-be Lynch who can barely work Flash and has a fanbase consisting entirely of 15-year-olds?		\|align="left"\|<big><big>Did you know</big></big><br/>'''that...''' David Firth is a piss-poor wanna-be Lynch who can barely work Flash and has a fanbase consisting entirely of 15-year-olds?
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			[[Image:David_Firth_Life_Coach.jpg\|thumb\|When not making shit cartoons, Firth wears other peoples' faces and life coaches.]]
			[[Image:David_Firth_Face.jpg\|thumb\|When not wearing other peoples' faces Firth lurks around playgrounds scaring children with his [[pedophile]] face.]]
	[[Image:SaladFingers.jpg\|thumb\|Salad Fingers, the [[Abortion\|brainchild]] of David Firth]]		[[Image:SaladFingers.jpg\|thumb\|Salad Fingers, the [[Abortion\|brainchild]] of David Firth]]
	'''David Firth''' is a purveyor of [[Flash]] movies of a rather mediocre nature. Possessing no artistic talent, he attempts to make up for this with his illusion of "surrealism". A typical Firth animation consists of five minutes of Aphex Twin background music matched to a single "creepy" frame with random, brief, intervals of Tim and Eric tier random access "British" humor. Firth's portfolio can be compared to the likeness of [[Invader Zim]] as it attracts hoards of social rejects with daddy issues, and is not in the least bit creative or interesting. Said emos/goths/8th graders that hang on Firth's dick have absolutely no capacity to begin to understand the basics of what ''actually'' makes a good piece, and rather believe that a two-minute flash segment that uses toast (remember, Invader Zim) as a plot device is "deep".		'''David Firth''' is a purveyor of [[Flash]] movies of a rather mediocre nature. Possessing no artistic talent, he attempts to make up for this with his illusion of "surrealism". A typical Firth animation consists of five minutes of Aphex Twin background music matched to a single "creepy" frame with random, brief, intervals of Tim and Eric tier random access "British" humor. Firth's portfolio can be compared to the likeness of [[Invader Zim]] as it attracts hoards of social rejects with daddy issues, and is not in the least bit creative or interesting. Said emos/goths/8th graders that hang on Firth's dick have absolutely no capacity to begin to understand the basics of what ''actually'' makes a good piece, and rather believe that a two-minute flash segment that uses toast (remember, Invader Zim) as a plot device is "deep".

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	The series, more than anything, shows Firth's never ending attempts to make a name for himself outside of Newgrounds circle-jerks, and be taken seriously as a filmmaker. What a joke.		The series, more than anything, shows Firth's never ending attempts to make a name for himself outside of Newgrounds circle-jerks, and be taken seriously as a filmmaker. What a joke.

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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==