Dave Cheung - Revision history

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 23:52, 23 February 2019

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	* [[hack]] - What he is, not what he does.		* [[hack]] - What he is, not what he does.

	===Links===		== External Links ==


	* [http://angels-corps.com/ His "U.S Angle Corps" site.] <- Fuck shit up here.		* [http://angels-corps.com/ His "U.S Angle Corps" site.] <- Fuck shit up here.

imported>Schiffy: /* U.S Angel Corps */ the site is now dead, no longer a single line of HTML.

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U.S Angel Corps: the site is now dead, no longer a single line of HTML.

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	===U.S Angel Corps===		===U.S Angel Corps===

	'''Status:''' ~~<s>Disgusting</s> [http://angels-corps.com/ U wot m8]~~.		'''Status:''' Dead.

	{{squote\| Each individual story would follow the same basic theme of the two girl agents faced off against the bad guys, and being graphically slaughtered. \| Dave explains his new comics [[retarded\|brilliant]] plot.}}		{{squote\| Each individual story would follow the same basic theme of the two girl agents faced off against the bad guys, and being graphically slaughtered. \| Dave explains his new comics [[retarded\|brilliant]] plot.}}

imported>Oddguy: /* U.S Angel Corps */

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U.S Angel Corps

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U.S Angel Corps

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U.S Angel Corps

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imported>Oddguy: /* U.S Angel Corps */

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U.S Angel Corps

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	===U.S Angel Corps===		===U.S Angel Corps===

	'''Status:''' [http://angels-corps.com/ U wot m8].		'''Status:''' <s>Disgusting</s> [http://angels-corps.com/ U wot m8].

	{{squote\| Each individual story would follow the same basic theme of the two girl agents faced off against the bad guys, and being graphically slaughtered. \| Dave explains his new comics [[retarded\|brilliant]] plot.}}		{{squote\| Each individual story would follow the same basic theme of the two girl agents faced off against the bad guys, and being graphically slaughtered. \| Dave explains his new comics [[retarded\|brilliant]] plot.}}

imported>Schiffy: /* U.S Angle Corps */ I guess iz ded

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U.S Angle Corps: I guess iz ded

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	Because people looking for a good comic saw that it was shit, and people who were looking for loli porn couldn't see any of the girls naked, no one would pay him money for his shit comic. When he realized this thing will not be his cash cow either, he dropped that comic as well after about 5 pages, and moved on to his new comic. Because god forbid he should get a real [[job]].		Because people looking for a good comic saw that it was shit, and people who were looking for loli porn couldn't see any of the girls naked, no one would pay him money for his shit comic. When he realized this thing will not be his cash cow either, he dropped that comic as well after about 5 pages, and moved on to his new comic. Because god forbid he should get a real [[job]].

	===U.S ~~Angle~~ Corps===		===U.S Angel Corps===

	'''Status:''' ~~Disgusting~~.		'''Status:''' [http://angels-corps.com/ U wot m8].

	{{squote\| Each individual story would follow the same basic theme of the two girl agents faced off against the bad guys, and being graphically slaughtered. \| Dave explains his new comics [[retarded\|brilliant]] plot.}}		{{squote\| Each individual story would follow the same basic theme of the two girl agents faced off against the bad guys, and being graphically slaughtered. \| Dave explains his new comics [[retarded\|brilliant]] plot.}}

imported>Oddguy: /* The Critics Rave */

2014-12-09T17:53:10Z

The Critics Rave

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	\|You, Mr. Cheung, are not just a pompous, arrogant asshole, a terrible artist, a brainless writer, and a creepy pervert, but a coward. You refuse to acknowledge just how shitty you really are, because if you did you'd likely be unable to take the full force of guilt and sadness without killing yourself\|		\|You, Mr. Cheung, are not just a pompous, arrogant asshole, a terrible artist, a brainless writer, and a creepy pervert, but a coward. You refuse to acknowledge just how shitty you really are, because if you did you'd likely be unable to take the full force of guilt and sadness without killing yourself\|
	\|Dave Cheung is a Scottish guy with a deep fascination with the bodies of young girls. Really young girls. Really, really young girls. I've heard it put that there's a special place in Edinburgh prison where he's locked away whenever tourists bring their daughters to Scotland. Why they let him out, I have no idea.\|		\|Dave Cheung is a Scottish guy with a deep fascination with the bodies of young girls. Really young girls. Really, really young girls. I've heard it put that there's a special place in Edinburgh prison where he's locked away whenever tourists bring their daughters to Scotland. Why they let him out, I have no idea.\|
			\|Since it's the continuation of Chugworth Academy, expect not only the girls to behave and dress like 3-Dollar-Hookers as well as stumbling into LOLwacky situations with the other cardboard cut-outs, but also a fair share of racism and female degradation disguised as satire.
			In case it should eventually come back, that is.\|
	\|One thing I've always wondered about Dave Cheung is why he hasn't given up on writing more mainstream strips and just start creating porn. This is a mystery to me. He obviously knows how to draw a woman passable enough for his target audience (internet slimeballs), and he doesn't need to write any dialogue or barely any story for it. He built his entire reputation on pure fucking cheesecake. He even used to draw guro for a living, which is a very extreme example of porn, but still porn. There's an excellent chance Dave Cheung could make a lot of money and be much more successful doing straight porn, so, why with the story? Why the attempts at dialogue and plot when he clearly has no talent for either? This is something that has always puzzled me. My best guess is that perhaps Cheung feels he's above porn in some way, that his intellect is more superior than that of the usual pornographer and that he has more important things to say. If this is the case, Dave Cheung must be one of the most delusional motherfuckers on the planet.\| Dammit! You asshole! YOU made him start making "U.S Angle Corps"! It's YOUR fault!		\|One thing I've always wondered about Dave Cheung is why he hasn't given up on writing more mainstream strips and just start creating porn. This is a mystery to me. He obviously knows how to draw a woman passable enough for his target audience (internet slimeballs), and he doesn't need to write any dialogue or barely any story for it. He built his entire reputation on pure fucking cheesecake. He even used to draw guro for a living, which is a very extreme example of porn, but still porn. There's an excellent chance Dave Cheung could make a lot of money and be much more successful doing straight porn, so, why with the story? Why the attempts at dialogue and plot when he clearly has no talent for either? This is something that has always puzzled me. My best guess is that perhaps Cheung feels he's above porn in some way, that his intellect is more superior than that of the usual pornographer and that he has more important things to say. If this is the case, Dave Cheung must be one of the most delusional motherfuckers on the planet.\| Dammit! You asshole! YOU made him start making "U.S Angle Corps"! It's YOUR fault!
	\|So there you have it: even though Sore Thumbs didn’t really change the personalities of the characters, by presenting them in a more creative and believable environment they’ve become much more tolerable, and perhaps even likeable. I think it’s safe to say that every aspect of Sore Thumbs has improved. Then you have Chugworth!, which is basically just more of the same except now with bigger pages. Oh well, at least it was short this time.\|There you have it: Even that crazy fuck's, [[Smackjeeves\|Chris Crosby's]] shit comic "[[Sore Thumbs]]" compares favorably to Cheung's trash.		\|So there you have it: even though Sore Thumbs didn’t really change the personalities of the characters, by presenting them in a more creative and believable environment they’ve become much more tolerable, and perhaps even likeable. I think it’s safe to say that every aspect of Sore Thumbs has improved. Then you have Chugworth!, which is basically just more of the same except now with bigger pages. Oh well, at least it was short this time.\|There you have it: Even that crazy fuck's, [[Smackjeeves\|Chris Crosby's]] shit comic "[[Sore Thumbs]]" compares favorably to Cheung's trash.

imported>Oddguy: /* U.S Angle Corps */

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U.S Angle Corps

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	Angel Corps also has an absolutely brilliant forum where the dozen or so people worldwide who actually enjoy this shit discuss, among other things, what their preferred killing method is, in what order they want to see the murder, rape and dismemberment in the next comic and other lovely things. This would all be slightly worrying until one remembers that guro fans are all basement dwellers who are too fucking fat to hurt anyone and who have likely never even held hands with someone of the opposite sex, other than their ugly whore of a mother.		Angel Corps also has an absolutely brilliant forum where the dozen or so people worldwide who actually enjoy this shit discuss, among other things, what their preferred killing method is, in what order they want to see the murder, rape and dismemberment in the next comic and other lovely things. This would all be slightly worrying until one remembers that guro fans are all basement dwellers who are too fucking fat to hurt anyone and who have likely never even held hands with someone of the opposite sex, other than their ugly whore of a mother.

			At the moment the comic seems to again be dead like all its characters.

	{{cg\|Gross guro shit.\|gurocheung\|center\|		{{cg\|Gross guro shit.\|gurocheung\|center\|

imported>Oddguy: /* U.S Angle Corps */

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U.S Angle Corps

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	Finally Dave decided to drop all false presences about him and his comics, and go back to drawing gore porn. Starting at a thread on [[gurochan]], Dave soon saw the potential in selling away his last shred of dignity. So he took a bunch of his old characters, along with a few he ripped off from somewhere else, made minor changes to them - i.e. made their [[tits]] bigger - and started making a commission gore porn comic with all of them converted to looking like [[jailbait]] whores.		Finally Dave decided to drop all false presences about him and his comics, and go back to drawing gore porn. Starting at a thread on [[gurochan]], Dave soon saw the potential in selling away his last shred of dignity. So he took a bunch of his old characters, along with a few he ripped off from somewhere else, made minor changes to them - i.e. made their [[tits]] bigger - and started making a commission gore porn comic with all of them converted to looking like [[jailbait]] whores.

	Every comic follows the same plot: [[WHAT THE FUCK?!\|One or more girls who are supposed to be adults but look 16 (and we all know they are even younger when Dave thinks about them while fapping) are sent to kill some guys. Instead, the guys disarm them, beat them up,rape them, torture and kill them in a variety of ways ranging from strangling them to dismembering them with metal wires. And after the girls piss themselves in fear in their last moments of life, the guys mutilate their dead bodies and have sex with headless corpses again.]] And as a epilogue his readers line up to pay him money for drawing porn he was going to draw anyway.		Every comic follows the same plot: [[WHAT THE FUCK?!\|One or more girls who are supposed to be adults but look 16 (and we all know they are even younger when Dave thinks about them while fapping) are sent to kill some guys. Instead, the guys disarm them, beat them up,rape them, torture and kill them in a variety of ways ranging from strangling them to dismembering them with metal wires. And after the girls piss themselves in fear in their last moments of life, the guys mutilate their dead bodies and have sex with headless corpses again.]] And as an epilogue his readers line up to pay him money for drawing porn he was going to draw anyway.

	Angel Corps also has an absolutely brilliant forum where the dozen or so people worldwide who actually enjoy this shit discuss, among other things, what their preferred killing method is, in what order they want to see the murder, rape and dismemberment in the next comic and other lovely things. This would all be slightly worrying until one remembers that guro fans are all basement dwellers who are too fucking fat to hurt anyone and who have likely never even held hands with someone of the opposite sex, other than their ugly whore of a mother.		Angel Corps also has an absolutely brilliant forum where the dozen or so people worldwide who actually enjoy this shit discuss, among other things, what their preferred killing method is, in what order they want to see the murder, rape and dismemberment in the next comic and other lovely things. This would all be slightly worrying until one remembers that guro fans are all basement dwellers who are too fucking fat to hurt anyone and who have likely never even held hands with someone of the opposite sex, other than their ugly whore of a mother.

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	\|You, Mr. Cheung, are not just a pompous, arrogant asshole, a terrible artist, a brainless writer, and a creepy pervert, but a coward. You refuse to acknowledge just how shitty you really are, because if you did you'd likely be unable to take the full force of guilt and sadness without killing yourself\|		\|You, Mr. Cheung, are not just a pompous, arrogant asshole, a terrible artist, a brainless writer, and a creepy pervert, but a coward. You refuse to acknowledge just how shitty you really are, because if you did you'd likely be unable to take the full force of guilt and sadness without killing yourself\|
	\|Dave Cheung is a Scottish guy with a deep fascination with the bodies of young girls. Really young girls. Really, really young girls. I've heard it put that there's a special place in Edinburgh prison where he's locked away whenever tourists bring their daughters to Scotland. Why they let him out, I have no idea.\|		\|Dave Cheung is a Scottish guy with a deep fascination with the bodies of young girls. Really young girls. Really, really young girls. I've heard it put that there's a special place in Edinburgh prison where he's locked away whenever tourists bring their daughters to Scotland. Why they let him out, I have no idea.\|
			\|Since it's the continuation of Chugworth Academy, expect not only the girls to behave and dress like 3-Dollar-Hookers as well as stumbling into LOLwacky situations with the other cardboard cut-outs, but also a fair share of racism and female degradation disguised as satire.
			In case it should eventually come back, that is.\|
	\|One thing I've always wondered about Dave Cheung is why he hasn't given up on writing more mainstream strips and just start creating porn. This is a mystery to me. He obviously knows how to draw a woman passable enough for his target audience (internet slimeballs), and he doesn't need to write any dialogue or barely any story for it. He built his entire reputation on pure fucking cheesecake. He even used to draw guro for a living, which is a very extreme example of porn, but still porn. There's an excellent chance Dave Cheung could make a lot of money and be much more successful doing straight porn, so, why with the story? Why the attempts at dialogue and plot when he clearly has no talent for either? This is something that has always puzzled me. My best guess is that perhaps Cheung feels he's above porn in some way, that his intellect is more superior than that of the usual pornographer and that he has more important things to say. If this is the case, Dave Cheung must be one of the most delusional motherfuckers on the planet.\| Dammit! You asshole! YOU made him start making "U.S Angle Corps"! It's YOUR fault!		\|One thing I've always wondered about Dave Cheung is why he hasn't given up on writing more mainstream strips and just start creating porn. This is a mystery to me. He obviously knows how to draw a woman passable enough for his target audience (internet slimeballs), and he doesn't need to write any dialogue or barely any story for it. He built his entire reputation on pure fucking cheesecake. He even used to draw guro for a living, which is a very extreme example of porn, but still porn. There's an excellent chance Dave Cheung could make a lot of money and be much more successful doing straight porn, so, why with the story? Why the attempts at dialogue and plot when he clearly has no talent for either? This is something that has always puzzled me. My best guess is that perhaps Cheung feels he's above porn in some way, that his intellect is more superior than that of the usual pornographer and that he has more important things to say. If this is the case, Dave Cheung must be one of the most delusional motherfuckers on the planet.\| Dammit! You asshole! YOU made him start making "U.S Angle Corps"! It's YOUR fault!
	\|So there you have it: even though Sore Thumbs didn’t really change the personalities of the characters, by presenting them in a more creative and believable environment they’ve become much more tolerable, and perhaps even likeable. I think it’s safe to say that every aspect of Sore Thumbs has improved. Then you have Chugworth!, which is basically just more of the same except now with bigger pages. Oh well, at least it was short this time.\|There you have it: Even that crazy fuck's, [[Smackjeeves\|Chris Crosby's]] shit comic "[[Sore Thumbs]]" compares favorably to Cheung's trash.		\|So there you have it: even though Sore Thumbs didn’t really change the personalities of the characters, by presenting them in a more creative and believable environment they’ve become much more tolerable, and perhaps even likeable. I think it’s safe to say that every aspect of Sore Thumbs has improved. Then you have Chugworth!, which is basically just more of the same except now with bigger pages. Oh well, at least it was short this time.\|There you have it: Even that crazy fuck's, [[Smackjeeves\|Chris Crosby's]] shit comic "[[Sore Thumbs]]" compares favorably to Cheung's trash.