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	{{frame\|<youtube>fyXQcaAzoWA</youtube>		<center>'''I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole'''}}</center>
	;I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole}}		<br>
			<center>{{archive\|KXfw2\|Fuck the entire gaming community. Fuck it all!}}</center>
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	~~'''{{archive\|KXfw2\|Fuck the entire gaming community. Fuck it all!}}'''~~
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	===Breakup===		===Breakup===
	Some time in May 2017, the (un)thinkable happened: PandaLee broke up with Phil, not even a month after they got engaged! Phil went in complete damage control mode, blaming her for the breakup.		Some time in May 2017, the (un)thinkable happened: PandaLee broke up with Phil, not even a month after they got engaged! Phil went in complete damage control mode, blaming her for the breakup.

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	Of course Phil white-knights her in his Kingdom Hearts stream when she starts a riot in his Twitch chat with her soap obsession and saying Kingdom Hearts is stupid(Still the same game Pedophil is playing, mind you, showing her true feelings for him as well), and she gets off scot-free, while [[Fail\|at the same time cutting off his chat to sub-only]] (Which was pretty much no one, cause who subs on Twitch nowadays? And [[You\|who pays to subscribe?]]) [[Fail\|and the same people that held his hand throughout the game.]] [[LOL\|Which pretty much meant the uber-scrub was on his own.]] See the proof in 1:04:40 of this video: http://youtu.be/2NF1TiLFX1Q?t=1h4m40s		Of course Phil white-knights her in his [[Kingdom Hearts]] stream when she starts a riot in his Twitch chat with her soap obsession and saying Kingdom Hearts is stupid (Still the same game [[PedoBear\|Pedophil]] is playing, mind you, showing her true feelings for him as well), and she gets off scot-free, while [[Fail\|at the same time cutting off his chat to sub-only]] (Which was pretty much no one, cause who subs on Twitch nowadays? And [[You\|who pays to subscribe?]]) [[Fail\|and the same people that held his hand throughout the game.]] [[LOL\|Which pretty much meant the uber-scrub was on his own.]] See the proof in 1:04:40 of this video: http://youtu.be/2NF1TiLFX1Q?t=1h4m40s


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	{{quote\|Kingdom Hearts is boring. All fanboys please cry into jars so I can moisterize my body with your sadness and rage\| Panda firing shots at pretty much every [[weeaboo]] and adding to her soap/moisturizing fetish.}}		{{quote\|Kingdom Hearts is boring. All [[Lesbians\|fanboys]] please cry into jars so I can [[Masturbate\|moisterize]] my body with your sadness and rage\| Panda firing shots at pretty much every [[weeaboo]] and KH lesbian fanfag and adding to her soap/moisturizing fetish.}}


	This whole trainwreck relationship is some kind of ungodly arranged marriage between a fat, greasy~~, italian~~ New Englander who plays video games and wears cowboy hats and an attention whore who tries to combine cutesy with repeating another sex joke 5 times every 2 minutes. Basically, if [[Gay\|Shane Dawson]] [[Unrealistic Expectations\|got a girlfriend]], this would have been his match.		This whole trainwreck relationship is some kind of ungodly arranged marriage between a fat, greasy Italian New Englander who plays video games and wears cowboy hats and an attention whore who tries to combine cutesy with repeating another sex joke 5 times every 2 minutes. Basically, if [[Gay\|Shane Dawson]] [[Unrealistic Expectations\|got a girlfriend]], this would have been his match.

	Aside from being a completely self-absorbed bitch and camwhore, nobody likes her. Nobody. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQHkoDRlJ2g Not even the DSP fans.] If you want to piss off DSP, just say something bad about his <s>~~prostitu...~~</s> "girlfriend", and watch him explode.		Aside from being a completely self-absorbed bitch and camwhore, nobody likes her. Nobody. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQHkoDRlJ2g Not even the DSP fans.] If you want to piss off DSP, just say something bad about his <s>prostitute</s> "girlfriend", and watch him explode.

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imported>Schnitzel: categorizing

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imported>Cobaltcat: archive

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	{{ytlink\|AoGcsesLKzM\|Leanna "PandaLee" Hangen}} is a self-confessed nymphomaniac retard that Phil adopted from somewhere in Asia, and ~~is now~~ being used as his personal fuck-doll, when he ~~isn~~'t [[jfreedan\|busy ejaculating to his own ego.]] Phil is actually old enough to be her dad, which would be physically impossible as Phil doesn't have any testicles, so adoption is the only solution for this fusion of retardation. UgandaLee also has a gaming channel, and if you thought that Phil was the most obnoxious person in the world... Well, he still is, but Leanna is a very close second. {{ytlink\|VDbglx-4jXE\|She is almost as big of a failure at playing video games as Pedophil}}. She was first shown in a valentine's video of DSP, where he presented her like a doll, which she basically is. Ever wondered why DSP is suddenly 100x times more of an annoying asshole than before? Turns out he's [[pussybitch\|pussywhipped]] by this annoying bitch, mooching off his "e-fame" and bossing him around because he'll never do better. Also, [[WTF\|she has a soap fetish.]]		{{ytlink\|AoGcsesLKzM\|Leanna "PandaLee" Hangen}} is a self-confessed nymphomaniac retard that Phil adopted from somewhere in Asia, and was being used as his personal fuck-doll, when he wasn't [[jfreedan\|busy ejaculating to his own ego.]] Phil is actually old enough to be her dad, which would be physically impossible as Phil doesn't have any testicles, so adoption is the only solution for this fusion of retardation. UgandaLee also has a gaming channel, and if you thought that Phil was the most obnoxious person in the world... Well, he still is, but Leanna is a very close second. {{ytlink\|VDbglx-4jXE\|She is almost as big of a failure at playing video games as Pedophil}}. She was first shown in a valentine's video of DSP, where he presented her like a doll, which she basically is. Ever wondered why DSP is suddenly 100x times more of an annoying asshole than before? Turns out he's [[pussybitch\|pussywhipped]] by this annoying bitch, mooching off his "e-fame" and bossing him around because he'll never do better. Also, [[WTF\|she has a soap fetish.]]

	Dumb as a brick and not even remotely visually appealing, PandaLee is a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6_1UcFaqPI gold-digging], untalented, humorless, soulless monstrosity. She has about as much character as a braindead ghetto hooker. Since it is suggested that she's autistic, her state of mind is that of a 12 year old, except that she's also dead inside and has no skills or talents, whatsoever. If you ever see her show any sort of empathy or emotion, except for a pair of stupid hamsters, let us know.<br />		Dumb as a brick and not even remotely visually appealing, PandaLee is a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6_1UcFaqPI gold-digging], untalented, humorless, soulless monstrosity. She has about as much character as a braindead ghetto hooker. Since it is suggested that she's autistic, her state of mind is that of a 12 year old, except that she's also dead inside and has no skills or talents, whatsoever. If you ever see her show any sort of empathy or emotion, except for a pair of stupid hamsters, let us know.<br />

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	* "Pandalee is not Asian, that is all".		*"Pandalee is not Asian, that is all".
	* The time he took her to an Arcade for her birthday and played all the games, then took her to the same arcade for their anniversary, but this time they went to a seafood place too! DSP then uploaded the videos to YouTube and she looks visibly SUPER pissed off.		*The time he took her to an Arcade for her birthday and played all the games, then took her to the same arcade for their anniversary, but this time they went to a seafood place too! DSP then uploaded the videos to YouTube and she looks visibly SUPER pissed off.
	* Him saying "I can be good at games if I want too!" and she mocked him (without saying anything).		*Him saying "I can be good at games if I want too!" and she mocked him (without saying anything).
	* That time he said he was one of the best overall gamers in the country and she visibly rolled her eyes at him.		*That time he said he was one of the best overall gamers in the country and she visibly rolled her eyes at him.
	* That time where he had some kind of house repair done, said he didn't have any money, and immediately cut to Pandalee looking pissed off at him.		*That time where he had some kind of house repair done, said he didn't have any money, and immediately cut to Pandalee looking pissed off at him.
	* Their "awesome" Dynasty Warriors co-op Let's Play, where she squawked "I WANNA BE THE BOOBS" over and over and he ignored he because of the dude that used a boat as a weapon.		*Their "awesome" Dynasty Warriors co-op Let's Play, where she squawked "I WANNA BE THE BOOBS" over and over and he ignored he because of the dude that used a boat as a weapon.
	* Any time she said "AWWWW SWEEEENNNIIIEEE".		*Any time she said "AWWWW SWEEEENNNIIIEEE".
	* The gaming tournament where DSP said she was interrupting his focus.		*The gaming tournament where DSP said she was interrupting his focus.
	* That time there was a hurricane and her forced her into all his playthroughs and she didn't even seem to want to do them, especially the wrestling one.		*That time there was a hurricane and her forced her into all his playthroughs and she didn't even seem to want to do them, especially the wrestling one.
	* The Kingdom Hearts incident. Possibly her being behind him leaving Twitch.		*The Kingdom Hearts incident. Possibly her being behind him leaving Twitch.
	* When they ate pizza together and she scratched her crotch on camera.		*When they ate pizza together and she scratched her crotch on camera.
	* That DSP tries it episode, the cup one, where she came in out of nowhere and ruined it and he was visibly annoyed.		*That DSP tries it episode, the cup one, where she came in out of nowhere and ruined it and he was visibly annoyed.
	* The coffee DSP tries it where Pandalee goes "Eugh those sounds..." in disgust as DSP makes his lip smacking sounds, then he proceeds to ignore her during the whole video.		*The coffee DSP tries it where Pandalee goes "Eugh those sounds..." in disgust as DSP makes his lip smacking sounds, then he proceeds to ignore her during the whole video.
	* That time he was doing a black current plug and she stormed in, said he's doing it wrong and did it for him and he got annoyed and told her to leave.		*That time he was doing a black current plug and she stormed in, said he's doing it wrong and did it for him and he got annoyed and told her to leave.
	* The Rockathon where she came into the room and was all "Watcha doin" and sat and watching him play and he just uncomfortably ignored her and it was obvious she really wanted to play with him and do stuff with him and he just ignored her and she quietly left.		*The Rockathon where she came into the room and was all "Watcha doin" and sat and watching him play and he just uncomfortably ignored her and it was obvious she really wanted to play with him and do stuff with him and he just ignored her and she quietly left.
	* That other time she interrupted a stream and he asked her to leave and she burned him hard on it.		*That other time she interrupted a stream and he asked her to leave and she burned him hard on it.
	* Any time they made the "100% AUTHENTIC ITALIAN, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER GENERIC" "SPECIAL" Sauce where the only thing she was allowed to do was stir the sauce and nothing more.		*Any time they made the "100% AUTHENTIC ITALIAN, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER GENERIC" "SPECIAL" Sauce where the only thing she was allowed to do was stir the sauce and nothing more.
	* The time he forced her to get a job.		*The time he forced her to get a job.
	* When DSP got sick so he blamed her.		*When DSP got sick so he blamed her.
	* When Pandalee was sick and he went to wake her up so she'd make dinner.		*When Pandalee was sick and he went to wake her up so she'd make dinner.
	* The "staycation" where DSP blew all his money he got on his viral Homefront video, rather than on bills and shit and then they sat in the hotel room playing Pokemon GO all day.		*The "staycation" where DSP blew all his money he got on his viral Homefront video, rather than on bills and shit and then they sat in the hotel room playing Pokemon GO all day.
	* All their great movie times where they sit on opposite couches to watch movies DSP picked.		*All their great movie times where they sit on opposite couches to watch movies DSP picked.
	* The time Leanna brought friends around to her house so DSP ran and hid upstairs and said his stream was cancelled as there'd be "Interruptions".		*The time Leanna brought friends around to her house so DSP ran and hid upstairs and said his stream was cancelled as there'd be "Interruptions".
	* The fake engagement ring fiasco.		*The fake engagement ring fiasco.
	* The actual engagement where they sat on a couch and he said "Lets just get it over with and get married". Then had her pick a ring from Etsy that was worth 200 dollars.		*The actual engagement where they sat on a couch and he said "Lets just get it over with and get married". Then had her pick a ring from Etsy that was worth 200 dollars.
	* Announcing said engagement on "The Week In Preview" where he was like "So I asked, she accepted. Great? Right. Alright." and moved on.		*Announcing said engagement on "The Week In Preview" where he was like "So I asked, she accepted. Great? Right. Alright." and moved on.



	* ... And finally of course, the anxiety attack!		*... And finally of course, the anxiety attack!