Daniel Larson - Revision history

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Gallery

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	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==
	{{cg\|'''Gallery'''\|danielgallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">		{{cg\|'''Gallery'''\|danielgallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
	File:DanwallFartson.jpeg\| An artists rendition of Daniel		File:DanwallFartson.jpeg\| An [[retard\|artists]] rendition of Daniel
	File:DanielSideways.jpeg		File:DanielSideways.jpeg
	File:LarsonPenisPalace.jpg\|A King and his Scepter. ([[Jews\|Notice circumcision]])		File:LarsonPenisPalace.jpg\|A King and his Scepter. ([[Jews\|Notice circumcision]])

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Trolled

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	*Pull the fire alarm at a restaurant		*Pull the fire alarm at a restaurant
	*Stick a toothbrush up his ass, then brush his teeth with it		*Stick a toothbrush up his ass, then brush his teeth with it
			*Get him to say he likes "[[CP]]", thinking it meant [[Club Penguin]]
	*Stick a pencil in his ass		*Stick a pencil in his ass
	*Got [[Mountain Dew]] thrown at him		*Got [[Mountain Dew]] thrown at him

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	{{Aspie}}		{{Aspie}}
	{{Pedo}}		{{Pedo}}
	{{Failsathero}}		{{Failsathero}}
			[[File:daniellarsonmugshot.png\|thumb\|250px\|[[Charles Manson\|Look at your game, girl !]]]]
	[[File:Daniel Larson.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|The prophecy is true! Emperor Nero has returned!]]		[[File:Daniel Larson.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|The prophecy is true! Emperor Nero has returned!]]
	'''Danderson'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Daniel Robert Larson''') also known as '''Mr. President''', is a demon from Hell that is trying to take on the form of a human being. Many retarded faggots consider him to be the [[Gen Z]] version of [[Chris-chan]], as his trolls and documentation is similar to Chris', with a now new and gay shiny Gen Z coat of paint.		'''Danderson'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Daniel Robert Larson''') also known as '''Mr. President''', is a demon from Hell that is trying to take on the form of a human being. Many retarded faggots consider him to be the [[Gen Z]] version of [[Chris-chan]], as his trolls and documentation is similar to Chris', with a now new and gay shiny Gen Z coat of paint.
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	==Early Life==		==Early Life==
	[[File:YoungLarsonTopHat.jpeg\|thumb\|OY VEY MR PRESIDENT!]]		[[File:YoungLarsonTopHat.jpeg\|thumb\|OY VEY MR PRESIDENT!]]
	Daniel's dad abandoned him, and child protective services took him from his mom. He was mostly raised by his grandma and the government after that. He was arrested for lightly poking his wheel chair bound mom and spent over a month in jail for it after the whore claimed he beat her up. Daniel "graduated" from a school for retards in 2017. His grandma turned to dust in 2019, so he started living in a group home with slave owners, err, I mean "caretakers". He then started using the internet, primarily [[Jewtube]] and [[TikTok]], and initially became infamous for his looks, being used in several memes ~~during~~ the ~~2020~~ era. But later his shenanigans would take front center of why he was known.		Daniel's dad abandoned him, and child protective services took him from his mom. He was mostly raised by his grandma and the government after that. He was arrested for lightly poking his wheel chair bound mom and spent over a month in jail for it after the whore claimed he beat her up. Daniel "graduated" from a school for retards in 2017. His grandma turned to dust in 2019, so he started living in a group home with slave owners, err, I mean "caretakers". The most prominent caretaker is an elderly man named Bob Proctor, an old friend of his grandmother who took the role of a parental figure once she died. Their relationship is quite strained, with them getting into real fist fights, but after his most recent arrest it seems as if he still somehow cares about the little mutant.

			He then started using the internet in early [[2020]], primarily [[Jewtube]] and [[TikTok]], and initially became infamous for his looks, being used in several memes of the era, like his TikToks about doing jumping jacks for BLM, or the elusive Quandale Dingle. But later his shenanigans would take front center of why he was known.

	==Pedophilia Allegations==		==Pedophilia Allegations==
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	[[File:Danieltacobell.jpeg\|thumb\|A king and his chalice.]]		[[File:Danieltacobell.jpeg\|thumb\|A king and his chalice.]]
	Daniel became homeless in January 2022 after being kicked out/running away from his caretakers housing. There are many reasons for this. His caretakers forced him to shower (oh the horror!), told him he could not use cyberspace all day, and told him that he could not exclusively consume mac n' cheese. Daniel started punching holes in the walls and refusing to play nice, partially because he was mad that his caretakers were "stopping him from becoming a celebrity and marrying Grace Vanderwaal", and partially because trolls told him to.		Daniel became homeless in January 2022 after being kicked out/running away from his caretakers housing. There are many reasons for this. His caretakers forced him to shower (oh the horror!), told him he could not use cyberspace all day, and told him that he could not exclusively consume mac n' cheese. Daniel started punching holes in the walls and refusing to play nice, partially because he was mad that his caretakers were "stopping him from becoming a celebrity and marrying Grace Vanderwaal", and partially because trolls told him to.

			==Trolled==
			Daniel like many good [[lolcows]] has various trolls, all on different scales of evilness. Since most see Daniel as a pedophile though, all bets are off and most if not every troll is trying to one up each other on what fucked up shit they can get him to do. Here's some examples of real things they've gotten him to do or say:

			*Whip out his cock on a TikTok live stream
			*Pull the fire alarm at a restaurant
			*Stick a toothbrush up his ass, then brush his teeth with it
			*Stick a pencil in his ass
			*Got [[Mountain Dew]] thrown at him
			*Sticking a bottle up his ass

			Lots of [[Butt secks\|butt stuff]].

	=={{Glow\|[[V&]]}}==		=={{Glow\|[[V&]]}}==

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Videos

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	=={{Glow\|[[V&]]}}==		=={{Glow\|[[V&]]}}==
	[[File:DanielThingsGotWorse.jpg\|thumb\|The violence has escalated.]]		[[File:DanielThingsGotWorse.jpg\|thumb\|The violence has escalated.]]
	On April 30, 2024, Daniel Larson was V& for up to 65 years for {{Glow\|fedposting}} and not hiding behind [[7 Proxies~~\|7 proxies~~]].		On April 30, 2024, Daniel Larson was V& for up to 65 years for {{Glow\|fedposting}} and not hiding behind [[7 Proxies]].

	An entire hospital had to be evacuated because of his actions.		An entire hospital had to be evacuated because of his actions.

	~~He is likley being held in~~ a ~~CIA blacksite~~ for ~~knowning too much. At least~~ he ~~is not homeless anymore~~.		After years of posting retard [[fedposting]], saying he was gonna bomb the whitehouse and many other threats to himself and others, a police officer, who had been watching Daniel antics for some time, set out a warrant for his arrest and was picked up at a mall he was at.

	<center><youtube>~~_5LJQDX0t6Y~~</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>iX35tLIdBTQ</youtube></center>

			He was facing quite a lot of time in the slammer, due to this he decided to become a [[glownigger]] by getting a plea deal. And now only being charged with one of the six different charges.

			He is likley being held in a CIA blacksite for knowing too much. At least he is not homeless anymore.

	===Voodoo===		===Voodoo===

	On October 20th, 2025, Grace Vanderwaal's mommy ~~dragon~~ died, allegedly from cancer. however, some people suspect a much more likely explanation: Daniel used dark magic to reduce her to 0HP so that there would be one less person standing in th' way between the president and his prize when he finally gets busted outta confinement by his loyal citizens.		On October 20th, 2025, Grace Vanderwaal's mommy died, allegedly from cancer. however, some people suspect a much more likely explanation: Daniel used dark magic to reduce her to 0HP so that there would be one less person standing in th' way between the president and his prize when he finally gets busted outta confinement by his loyal citizens.

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==

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External Links

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[https://wiki.lolcow.city/daniel-larson/Main_Page They even made a wiki dedicated to documenting his life, just like] [[Chris-chan\|~~OUR~~ Danderson.]]		*[https://wiki.lolcow.city/daniel-larson/Main_Page They even made a wiki dedicated to documenting his life] just like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|OUR]] [[Chris-chan\|Danderson.]]
	*{{Reddit\|Daniellarson\|~~Subplebbit~~}}		*{{Reddit\|Daniellarson\|Sub dedicated to Daniel}}
	*{{Kf\|95241\|~~KiwiFartz~~}}		*{{Kf\|95241\|KiwiFarms}}
	*{{Spotify\|a\|0z7gLJa4rT9IrEV91RifYL\|Spotify if you want to listen to his AWESOME music!}}		*{{Spotify\|a\|0z7gLJa4rT9IrEV91RifYL\|Spotify if you want to listen to his AWESOME music!}}
	*{{Fandomlink\|Youtube\|Daniel_Larson\|Wikitubia page}}		*{{Fandomlink\|Youtube\|Daniel_Larson\|Wikitubia page}}
			*{{Tiktokuser\|daniellarsonwork24}}

	{{Aspies}}		{{Aspies}}

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	*[[Nathan Larson]] – A rather similar fellow.		*[[Nathan Larson]] – A rather similar fellow.
	*[[Pedophilia]]		*[[Pedophilia]]
	*[[~~Porn~~]]		*[[Patryk Kornatowski]]
	*[[Robert Crimo]] – The mass snooter version of Daniel		*[[Robert Crimo]] – The mass snooter version of Daniel
	*[[Schizophrenia]]		*[[Schizophrenia]]

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Gallery

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	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==
	<center><gallery>		{{cg\|'''Gallery'''\|danielgallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
	File:DanwallFartson.jpeg\| An artists rendition of Daniel		File:DanwallFartson.jpeg\| An artists rendition of Daniel
	File:DanielSideways.jpeg		File:DanielSideways.jpeg
	File:LarsonPenisPalace.jpg\|A King and his Scepter. ([[Jews\|Notice circumcision]])		File:LarsonPenisPalace.jpg\|A King and his Scepter. ([[Jews\|Notice circumcision]])
			</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="5">
	File:DanielPrisonPhone.jpg		File:DanielPrisonPhone.jpg
	File:ScabiesGoblin.png		File:ScabiesGoblin.png
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	File:WrinkleRedNoseLarson.jpeg		File:WrinkleRedNoseLarson.jpeg
	File:DisgustedDanderson.jpeg\|TFW Mumsy forces you to do the dishes and you accidently touch kitchen gunk:		File:DisgustedDanderson.jpeg\|TFW Mumsy forces you to do the dishes and you accidently touch kitchen gunk:
	File:ReverseMohawk.png\|Reverse mohawk ~~arc~~		File:ReverseMohawk.png\|Reverse mohawk haircut given to him by a troll.
	File:ChickenFaceDaniel.jpg\|Aryan Giggachad		File:ChickenFaceDaniel.jpg\|Aryan Giggachad
	File:DanielLarsonNiggar.jpg		File:DanielLarsonNiggar.jpg
	File:DanielStrongJaw.jpg\|Blue eyed devil		File:DanielStrongJaw.jpg\|Blue eyed devil
	</gallery>~~</center>~~		</gallery>\|}}

	==Videos==		==Videos==

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Quotes

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	\|Another infamous catchphrase of his.[https://youtube.com/shorts/fmhiVvzt0QY]		\|Another infamous catchphrase of his.[https://youtube.com/shorts/fmhiVvzt0QY]

			\|I think aliens are cool, but not the illegal aliens.

			\|Based [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xHux896iUVQ]

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god this is not very well written to say the least, ill update more of it later

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	[[File:Daniel Larson.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|The prophecy is true! Emperor Nero has returned!]]		[[File:Daniel Larson.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|The prophecy is true! Emperor Nero has returned!]]
	'''Danderson''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Daniel Robert Larson''') is a demon from Hell that is trying to take on the form of a human being. Many retarded faggots consider him to be the [[Gen Z]] version of [[Chris-chan]], as his ~~audience~~ is ~~pretty much just~~ Gen Z ~~trolls~~.		'''Danderson'''{{Girllover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Daniel Robert Larson''') also known as '''Mr. President''', is a demon from Hell that is trying to take on the form of a human being. Many retarded faggots consider him to be the [[Gen Z]] version of [[Chris-chan]], as his trolls and documentation is similar to Chris', with a now new and gay shiny Gen Z coat of paint.

	==Early Life==		==Early Life==
	[[File:YoungLarsonTopHat.jpeg\|thumb\|OY VEY MR PRESIDENT!]]		[[File:YoungLarsonTopHat.jpeg\|thumb\|OY VEY MR PRESIDENT!]]
	~~Daniels~~ dad abandoned him and child protective services took him from his mom. He was mostly raised by his grandma and the government after that. He was arrested for lightly poking his wheel chair bound mom and spent over a month in jail for it after the whore claimed he beat her up. Daniel "graduated" from a school for retards in 2017. His grandma turned to dust in 2019, so he ~~starts~~ living in a group home with slave owners, err, I mean "caretakers". He then started using the internet, primarily ~~jewtube~~ and ~~tik tok~~, and he became infamous for his shenanigans.		Daniel's dad abandoned him, and child protective services took him from his mom. He was mostly raised by his grandma and the government after that. He was arrested for lightly poking his wheel chair bound mom and spent over a month in jail for it after the whore claimed he beat her up. Daniel "graduated" from a school for retards in 2017. His grandma turned to dust in 2019, so he started living in a group home with slave owners, err, I mean "caretakers". He then started using the internet, primarily [[Jewtube]] and [[TikTok]], and initially became infamous for his looks, being used in several memes during the 2020 era. But later his shenanigans would take front center of why he was known.

	==Pedophilia Allegations==		==Pedophilia Allegations==
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	[[File:DanielAndHisMommyDragon.jpg\|thumb]]		[[File:DanielAndHisMommyDragon.jpg\|thumb]]

	In some time around [[2020]], Daniel's ~~dumb~~ Pinterest account got leaked and one of the galleries had lots of [[16-year-old girl\|underage celebrities]], more specifically Grace Vanderwaal~~. If it wasn't already obvious this man needs some fucking mental help~~. And to nobody's surprise, this [[Sick fuck\|sick fuck]] has an intense porn addiction.		In some time around [[2020]], Daniel's Pinterest account got leaked and one of the galleries had lots of [[16-year-old girl\|underage celebrities]], more specifically Grace Vanderwaal, a puppet playing little girl Daniel is obsessed with, even behind bars. And to nobody's surprise, this [[Sick fuck\|sick fuck]] has an intense porn addiction, and has said numerous times he's interested in the more [[child porn\|taboo]] stuff. Daniel is easily manipulated into saying random and stupid shit, even when there is no one to manipulate him, and because his manajerks (trolls who play the part of a manager), also use his accounts to make statements, the confessions of Daniel Larson are far from damning, but nonetheless funny.

	They also admitted to pedophilia numerous times, but because Daniel is easily manipulated into saying random shit, even when there is no one to manipulate him, and because his manajerks also use his accounts to make statements, the confessions of Daniel Larson are far from damning.		==Becoming a hobo==

	==Becoming an hobo==
	[[File:Danieltacobell.jpeg\|thumb\|A king and his chalice.]]		[[File:Danieltacobell.jpeg\|thumb\|A king and his chalice.]]
	Daniel became homeless in January 2022 after being kicked out/running away from his ~~caretaker~~ housing. There are many reasons for this. His caretakers forced him to shower, told him he could not use cyberspace all day, and told him that he could not ~~exclusivity consoom~~ mac n' cheese. Daniel started punching holes in the walls and refusing to play nice, partially because he was mad that his caretakers were "stopping him from becoming a celebrity and marrying Grace Vanderwaal", and partially because trolls told him to.		Daniel became homeless in January 2022 after being kicked out/running away from his caretakers housing. There are many reasons for this. His caretakers forced him to shower (oh the horror!), told him he could not use cyberspace all day, and told him that he could not exclusively consume mac n' cheese. Daniel started punching holes in the walls and refusing to play nice, partially because he was mad that his caretakers were "stopping him from becoming a celebrity and marrying Grace Vanderwaal", and partially because trolls told him to.

	=={{Glow\|[[V&]]}}==		=={{Glow\|[[V&]]}}==
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	{{dyingalone}}		{{dyingalone}}
	~~{{manchild}}~~
	[[Category:TikTok]]		[[Category:TikTok]]
	[[category:Crime]]		[[category:Crime]]

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[https://wiki.lolcow.city/daniel-larson/Main_Page They even made a wiki dedicated to documenting his life, just like] [[Chris-chan\|~~OUR~~ Danderson.]]		*[https://wiki.lolcow.city/daniel-larson/Main_Page They even made a wiki dedicated to documenting his life] just like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|OUR]] [[Chris-chan\|Danderson.]]
	*{{Reddit\|Daniellarson\|~~Subplebbit~~}}		*{{Reddit\|Daniellarson\|Sub dedicated to Daniel}}
	*{{Kf\|95241\|~~KiwiFartz~~}}		*{{Kf\|95241\|KiwiFarms}}
	*{{Spotify\|a\|0z7gLJa4rT9IrEV91RifYL\|Spotify if you want to listen to his AWESOME music!}}		*{{Spotify\|a\|0z7gLJa4rT9IrEV91RifYL\|Spotify if you want to listen to his AWESOME music!}}
	*{{Fandomlink\|Youtube\|Daniel_Larson\|Wikitubia page}}		*{{Fandomlink\|Youtube\|Daniel_Larson\|Wikitubia page}}
			*{{Tiktokuser\|daniellarsonwork24}}

	{{Aspies}}		{{Aspies}}