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	'''● Racist''' (noun) The ~~victim~~ of a political witch hunt.		'''● Racist''' (noun) The target of a political witch hunt.

	'''''ex:''''' If you disagree with the President, you are a '''''racist'''''.		'''''ex:''''' If you disagree with the President, you are a '''''racist'''''.
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	'''● Movie''' (noun) One of a handful of stories told by the ~~Greeks~~ and then transferred to film, repeatedly.		'''● Movie''' (noun) One of a handful of stories told by the [[In the ass\|Greek]]s and then transferred to film, repeatedly.

	'''''ex:''''' I think I have seen this '''''movie''''' before, but I can't tell because of all the cool [[special]] effects.		'''''ex:''''' I think I have seen this '''''movie''''' before, but I can't tell because of all the cool [[special]] effects.
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	'''● Freemason''' (noun) A society, known for its bizarre rituals, that is indirectly responsible for every ill known to mankind.		'''● Freemason''' (noun) A society, known for its bizarre rituals, that is indirectly responsible for every ill known to mankind.

	'''''ex:''''' When you became a '''''Freemason''''', did you ~~unstabilize~~ the global economy before or after you were ~~raped~~ by several old men wearing black robes and drinking blood out of a skull?		'''''ex:''''' When you became a '''''Freemason''''', did you destabilize the global economy before or after you were gangbanged raw by [[lemonparty\|several old men]] wearing black robes and drinking virgin's blood out of a skull?
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	'''● Children''' (noun) A machine that takes approximately 18 years to build but can be used for free or cheap labor after their fifth birthday.		'''● Children''' (noun) An obstinate machine that takes approximately 18 years to build but can be used for free or cheap labor after their fifth birthday.

	'''''ex:''''' Take those '''''children''''' over to the packing plant, we need some orders filled before midnight.		'''''ex:''''' Take those '''''children''''' over to the packing plant, we need some orders filled before midnight.
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	'''● Wiki''' (noun) A public opinion poll where voters are asked to cast their votes in the form of long winded text under the guise of being informative.		'''● Wiki''' (noun) A public opinion poll where voters are asked to cast their votes in the form of [[TL;DR\|long winded text]] under the guise of being informative.

	'''''ex:''''' Judging by this '''''wiki''''' page on [[Chris-chan]], he must be a very bright and well turned out fellow.		'''''ex:''''' Judging by this '''''wiki''''' page on [[Chris-chan]], he must be a very bright and [[Faggot\|well turned out fellow]].
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	'''● Cigarette''' (noun) A small pleasure giving device that is also a ticket for the cancer lottery.		'''● Cigarette''' (noun) A small [[Mecha-Dildo\|pleasure giving device]] that is also a ticket for the cancer lottery.

	'''''ex:''''' He had fifty '''''cigarettes''''' a day for his whole life and died at 90 of liver failure.		'''''ex:''''' He had fifty '''''cigarettes''''' a day for his whole life and died at 90 of liver failure.
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	'''● The Internet''' (noun) A ~~massive collection~~ of convicted pedophiles and [[sex]] offenders who, inexplicably, are still virgins.		'''● The Internet''' (noun) A vast horde of convicted pedophiles and [[sex]] offenders who, inexplicably, are still virgins.

	'''''ex: The Internet''''' always makes me laugh as it is such a paradox.		'''''ex: The Internet''''' always makes me laugh as it is such a paradox.
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	'''● Fettucini Alfredo''' (noun) An expensive form of (or synonym of) macaroni and cheese.		'''● Fettucini Alfredo''' (noun) An expensive form of (or synonym of) macaroni and cheese.

	'''''ex:''''' Go warm this '''''Fettucini Alfredo''''' up in the microwave, Becky, the sauce is runny and cold.		'''''ex:''''' Go warm this '''''Fettucini Alfredo''''' up in the microwave, [[BBQ Becky\|Becky]], the [[Semen\|sauce]] is runny and cold.
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	'''● Healthcare''' (noun) A free system used to create extremely long waiting lines.		'''● Healthcare''' (noun) A [[Lol wut\|free]] system used to create extremely long waiting lines.

	'''''ex:''''' If it weren't for this '''''Healthcare''''', we would have to pay to be late to the party at uncle Bob's ranch!		'''''ex:''''' If it weren't for this '''''Healthcare''''', we would have to pay to be late to the party at uncle Bob's ranch!
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	'''● Cashier''' (noun) A person whose job it is to stand around wishing they were someplace else while also ~~annoying~~ you beyond all reasonable levels of sanity.		'''● Cashier''' (noun) A person whose job it is to stand around wishing they were someplace else while also irritating you beyond all reasonable levels of sanity.

	'''''ex:''''' This '''''cashier''''' won't refund my purchase because she is too busy texting her bff on ~~her cellphone~~.		'''''ex:''''' This '''''cashier''''' won't refund my purchase because she is too busy texting her bff and cunting around on [[Snapchat\|Snaptwat]].
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	'''● Teller''' (noun) An employee whose only job is to inform you that your account is overdrawn.		'''● Teller''' (noun) An employee whose only job is to inform you that your [[Poor\|account is overdrawn]].

	'''''ex:''''' Since my debit card won't work, I should probably consult a '''''teller'''''.		'''''ex:''''' Since my debit card won't work, I should probably consult a '''''teller'''''.
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	'''● Liberal''' (noun) A person who believes that a fairy with a magic wand can cure the world's ills out of thin air.		'''● Liberal''' (noun) A person who believes that a fairy with a magic [[Cock\|wand]] can cure the world's ills out of thin air.

	'''''ex:''''' Hey, look at that '''''liberal''''' over there, isn't he planting gumdrop trees next to that rainbow pond where the Butterfly Nymphs water their winged unicorns?		'''''ex:''''' Hey, look at that '''''liberal''''' over there, isn't he planting gumdrop trees next to that rainbow pond where the Butterfly Nymphs water their winged unicorns?
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	'''● Conservative''' (noun) A jackbooted and grim enemy of all light, life, and love. Often seen carrying a sword that doubles as a crucifix.		'''● Conservative''' (noun) A jackbooted and grim enemy of all light, life, and love. Often seen carrying a sword that doubles as a crucifix.

	'''''ex:''''' When that '''''conservative''''' guy, Jenkins, enters the room, I swear the temperature drops 30 degrees and the lights dim just a little.		'''''ex:''''' When that '''''conservative''''' guy, Jenkins, enters the room, I swear the temperature drops 30 degrees, a fecal miasma rises, and the lights dim just a little.
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	'''● Beer''' (noun) A tool, used alone or in conjunction with other mood altering chemicals, by which young men remove the clothes of ~~young~~ [[women]].		'''● Beer''' (noun) A tool, used alone or in conjunction with other mood altering chemicals, by which young men remove the clothes of previously unattractive [[women]].

	'''''ex:''''' Sandy, I had so much '''''beer''''' last night, I cannot remember what happened!		'''''ex:''''' Sandy, I had so much '''''beer''''' last night, I cannot remember what happened!

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