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	[[Image:John Edwards 08.png\|thumb\|Alternative 2008 Daily Kos logo.]]		[[Image:John Edwards 08.png\|thumb\|Alternative 2008 Daily Kos logo.]]

imported>Daviddwd: Proof that it's shit

2012-08-04T22:38:24Z

Proof that it's shit

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	The Daily Kos is a prime example of why we should be [[Genocide\|warming up the ovens]] for most bloggers.		The Daily Kos is a prime example of why we should be [[Genocide\|warming up the ovens]] for most bloggers.

	'''Protip:''' 90 percent of the groundbreaking news on Kos is bullshit. Posting it on any intelligent [[forum]] will make you look like a [[retard]].		'''Protip:''' 90 percent of the groundbreaking news on Kos is bullshit. Posting it on any intelligent [[forum]] will make you look like a [[retard]]. Don't believe me? Walk right on over to [[reddit]]'s /r/politics section, where [[over 9000\|over 90%]] of the articles linked are from this blog.

	==A History==		==A History==

imported>Elvis: Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by JuniusThaddeus

2011-11-13T01:46:42Z

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	*[http://yearlykosconvention.org Netroots Nation]		*[http://yearlykosconvention.org Netroots Nation]

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	*[http://yearlykosconvention.org Netroots Nation]		*[http://yearlykosconvention.org Netroots Nation]

imported>JuniusThaddeus: .com to .ch

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.com to .ch

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	* "My brother's friend lost his job FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH UPDATE My brother's friend is still unemployed after two years FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH!		* "My brother's friend lost his job FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH UPDATE My brother's friend is still unemployed after two years FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH!

	* "FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH w/poll"[~~http~~:~~//www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image~~:Kos.jpg~~#file~~]		* "FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH w/poll"[[:File:Kos.jpg]]

	* "I have an opinion about Israel. Does anyone else have an opinion about Israel? If so, we should argue about Israel on my user diary."		* "I have an opinion about Israel. Does anyone else have an opinion about Israel? If so, we should argue about Israel on my user diary."

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[[Image:Dailykos.jpg|thumb|The logo for the Kos, depicting Markos burning the American Flag. If you look closely, you can see a tattoo of the Freemasonry movement on the flag-holding man's hand.]]
[[Image:John Edwards 08.png|thumb|Alternative 2008 Daily Kos logo.]]

'''Daily Kos''' is [[blog]] where [[liberal|pinko]] [[retard]] [[basement dwellers]] highlight the [[moar]] [[insane|deluded]] of the [[leftard]] section of the [[tinfoil hats|tinfoil hat]] crowd's [[conspiracy]] theories about [[George W. Bush]], [[conservative]]s, and the state of the [[United States|nation]]. Articles on this shrill blog repeat how Bush stole the election ''ad infinitum'', that Dick Cheney is a [[robot]] when he is actually just an ''eminence gris'', and [[BDSM|fantasize]] about [[Ann Coulter]] being a man. This last claim is particularly cruel in view of the Daily Kos viewpoint that [[shemale]]s should always be identified as women.

The Daily Kos is a prime example of why we should be [[Genocide|warming up the ovens]] for most bloggers.

'''Protip:''' 90 percent of the groundbreaking news on Kos is bullshit. Posting it on any intelligent [[forum]] will make you look like a [[retard]].

==A History==

Daily Kos was founded by a [[beaner]] and closet [[homosexual]] named '''Markos "Kos" Moulitsas Zuniga''' in [[2002]] after spending the previous six months <s>"interviewing for a job" with</s> being trained by the CIA. Created to "[http://www.dailykos.com/special/about#link fight the right in the blogger wars]," it has become a [[e-popular|popular]] clearing house for [[liberal|pinko]] [[news]] and [[propaganda]]. Like its sister site, [[Wikipedia]], posters don't care about [[fact]]s, but see the site as a vehicle for truth-free propaganda, and treat their own wild-eyed theories as [[common knowledge]]. Some also believe that Markos, being born on [[Owned|September 11]], 1971, is the main-brain jew behind [[Jews did WTC|WTC]].

==Kos the paid consultant==

In 2004, during the Democratic Party presidential primaries, Markos was a '''paid consultant''' for the [[Howard Dean]] campaign. You see, Kos is close friends with Joe Trippi, Dean's former campaign manager. He hardly told anyone about his being on the Dean campaign's payroll, and only disclosed their relationship after being pressured by media watchdogs. He finally posted a [http://www.dailykos.net/archives/002972.html really super pissy disclosure] for the duration of his time as a Dean consultant. To this day, he hates anyone bringing up his consultant work, and [http://www.dailykos.com/special/about dodges the question] about it.

Joe Trippi, Howard Dean's former campaign manager, is now the campaign manager for [[John Edwards]]' 2008 presidential run. The fact that Kos has been shilling for John Edwards since the beginning of 2007 is surely an unrelated coincidence.

==Drama==

* The site has a very interesting policy on [[comments]], barring new users from commenting on the first day they sign up. That is because they are [[fascist]] and fear dissenting thought.

* They constantly have blog wars with [[Little Green Footballs]] in an attempt to see who can penetrate the other's tinfoil most deeply.

* If [[you]] offer a dissenting opinion, the moderators constantly ask for "proof" that your opinion is right, even if you've already given it. If you continue to give dissenting opinions, you will be labeled a [[troll]] and have your posting "privileges" revoked.

==User Diaries==
[[Image:Bertrand newton.jpg|thumb|Average Daily Kos contributor, [http://bertrand-newton.dailykos.com/ Bertrand Newton]]]

Because founder Markos Moulitas is a paid CIA disinformation agent charged with discrediting the liberal movement and is thus usually too busy cashing his CIA checks to provide adequate material for the blog, Daily Kos is now driven largely by user diaries. These generally fall under one of the following general headings:

* "My brother's friend lost his job FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH *UPDATE* My brother's friend is still unemployed after two years FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH!

* "FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH w/poll"[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Kos.jpg#file]

* "I have an opinion about Israel. Does anyone else have an opinion about Israel? If so, we should argue about Israel on my user diary."

* "HAI GUYZ I'M JOHN EDWARDS, WHATZ GOING ON IN THIS BLOG?!?111111!?1"

* "Let's pretend like we rightfully despise Christianity."

* "Hey, somebody just sayed something we disagree with, the [[GOP]] must be planting shills!"

* "That idea is totally unrealistic and would never work in the real world, good job, we all agree."

* "Fuck the war, and everyone who fights in it, they are all mother raping, baby killing, fascists...but I support the troops."

* "Republicans don't care about poor people. Does anyone else in my gated community agree? My butler does."

* "Bill O'Reilly is a liar. Who cares that he has the number one watched cable show in the world." Not to say that Bill O'Reilly is not a liar.

* "It's conservatives fault we have high gas prices. Do you know how much it costs to fill up my mini van when I drive my 4 ugly, c-student kids to no-contact tag practice or to leadership counseling?"

* "I'm pro-choice. And no, its not because I'm to fat and ugly that no one will fuck me...FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH!"

* "King George McChimperor BusHitler killed my dog! FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH!"

* "Evil Right-Wing Fascists Vote Against Democratic Collective Farm Proposal"

* "I rock my jolly putting my dick in men's shit-holes and have pride in doing so"

* "YOU FUCK GEORGE BUSH"

* "FUCK YOU RALPH NADER! 1000 TIMES WORSE THAN BUSH"

* "Ron Paul is a racist loon and 1000 times worse than anyone else, except Ralph Nader who is even worse"

* "Hey I have a dumbass idea, let's root out all the Blue Dog caucus from the party and primary their asses!"

* "BREAKING! Ron Paul supporters and Hillary-loving PUMAs caught red handed giving donations to Blue Dog Democrats and Ralph Nader. And I just lost my job. Waaah!"

* "Global Warming: It's MUCH, MUCH WORSE than we thought 3 days ago when I posted my last panic diary about global warming"

* "Stop calling it 'global warming' dammit, call it 'global cooking' or 'global baking'. 'Warming' is a corporate scam to downplay the urgency.

* ONOZ WE'RE DOOOMED and billions of people and polar bears are gonna drown because the oceans are gonna rise 50 feet because George Bush stole the 2000 election from Al Gore. FUCK YOU RALPH NADER!!!"

* "BREAKING: Big bad evil Monsanto plotting to kill our honeybees with aspartame and genetically modified crops"

* "Hey, any furfags here staying in Pittsburgh for Anthrocon after Netroots Nation is over?"

* "Coal industry is evil, evil, evil. No such thing as clean coal. Shut it down now, the coal industry is a bunch of baby-killing fascists...but I support coal miners."

* "Hey, I have a dumbass idea, let's all turn off our lights for one hour at the same time to protest something. That way we won't have to actually <i>do</i> anything."

* "Help! Harry Reid and Blue Dogs sabotaging single-payer health care YET AGAIN!"

* "I has more pootie pixplzkthnx can has mojo now?"

* "Donate now! Leave it all on the road! Stay the fuck in line! And don't forget to add $0.09 to your donations so they'll know it came from the netroots."

==Outside Links==

*[http://www.dailykos.com Daily Kos]

[[Category: Communicae]]

*[http://yearlykosconvention.org Netroots Nation]
*[http://www.myspace.com/laesch4congress Dailykos Fightin' Dem Myspace]
*[http://www.myspace.com/jipamania Dailykos Asslicking User Myspace]
*[http://www.myspace.com/clarkforpresident MAMZ daddy's Myspace]