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GirlOnInternet: /* See Also */

2024-09-25T18:36:47Z

imported>BLZbub at 14:49, 4 December 2018

2018-12-04T14:49:54Z

imported>Horror9: new section: What is a dad?

2017-11-19T06:21:19Z

new section: What is a dad?

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	[[Image:Typicaldad.jpg‎\|frame\|center\|<center>A [[typical]], loving father.</center>]]		[[Image:Typicaldad.jpg‎\|frame\|center\|<center>A [[typical]], loving father.</center>]]

			==What is a dad?==
			A '''father''', aka '''dad''', aka '''daddy''', aka '''papa''', aka '''paw''' in the [[South]], aka a '''motherfucker''', aka the man who will never love you, is a man who shoots [[cum\|hot loads]] up a [[woman\|cunt]], also known as a [[creampie]], and after [[pregnant\|9 months give or take]], his cum mutates into a [[baby\|shrieking meatbag piss-and-shit machine that controls a skeleton]], unless the [[slut\|cock-loving female]] pays a hitman (who might even wear a labcoat) to [[abortion\|kill]] her [[babby]] and stick an egg-beater up her [[vag]] and stick a vacuum up her coose to suck up all the bloody baby pieces that were the result of the beautiful time she caught a hot sticky load with her smelly meathole in order to make her [[clitoris\|bean]] tingle and fill the bottomless void inside her body and soul. [[Jk\|Just kidding]], people don't have souls. That means if you're dad is [[retarded]], you will be too! Aww, thanks dad!

	== Why Daddy Doesn't Love You ==		== Why Daddy Doesn't Love You ==

imported>AlGore: /* Gallery */

2017-08-26T14:20:02Z

Gallery

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	File:Peter Paul Rubens, Saturn Devouring His Son (1636-1638).jpg\|An early artistic depiction of this Greek mythology.		File:Peter Paul Rubens, Saturn Devouring His Son (1636-1638).jpg\|An early artistic depiction of this Greek mythology.
	File:Fuckmydaughter.jpg\|Did you fuck my daughter?!		File:Fuckmydaughter.jpg\|Did you fuck my daughter?!
			File:Come to daddy.jpg\|come to daddy
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imported>AlGore: /* Gallery */

2016-10-04T10:17:01Z

Gallery

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	File:Francisco de Goya, Saturn Devouring His Son (1819-1823).jpg\|Saturn ate most of his sons in fear that they'd overthrow him. In the original uncensored version of [[Wikipedia:Saturn Devouring His Son\|this painting]] Saturn was drawn with an erect penis, lulz.		File:Francisco de Goya, Saturn Devouring His Son (1819-1823).jpg\|Saturn ate most of his sons in fear that they'd overthrow him. In the original uncensored version of [[Wikipedia:Saturn Devouring His Son\|this painting]] Saturn was drawn with an erect penis, lulz.
	File:Peter Paul Rubens, Saturn Devouring His Son (1636-1638).jpg\|An early artistic depiction of this Greek mythology.		File:Peter Paul Rubens, Saturn Devouring His Son (1636-1638).jpg\|An early artistic depiction of this Greek mythology.
			File:Fuckmydaughter.jpg\|Did you fuck my daughter?!
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imported>3tails: /* See Also */

2016-08-14T20:49:26Z

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* Types of Daddy */

2016-04-02T10:02:53Z

Types of Daddy

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	==Types of Daddy==		==Types of Daddy==

	* '''Rich daddy''': In lieu of disappearing into a beer bottle or just disappearing altogether, Rich Daddy is an absentee parent because he's actually doing something productive. Rich Daddy's long-distance parenting will produce emotional scars, but they typically won't be ones that turn their daughters into serial rape victims. Instead, Rich Daddy will generate [[Daddy's Money Lesbian]]s and various other types of vapid, but well funded and more or less stable, suburbanites.		* '''Rich daddy''': In lieu of disappearing into a beer bottle or just disappearing altogether, Rich Daddy is an absentee parent because he's actually doing something productive. Rich Daddy's long-distance [[parenting]] will produce emotional scars, but they typically won't be ones that turn their daughters into serial rape victims. Instead, Rich Daddy will generate [[Daddy's Money Lesbian]]s and various other types of vapid, but well funded and more or less stable, suburbanites.
	* '''[[Nigger]] Daddy''': Little is known about this daddy because he is gone for [[Over 9000\|over 9000 years]] after his niglet's birth.		* '''[[Nigger]] Daddy''': Little is known about this daddy because he is gone for [[Over 9000\|over 9000 years]] after his niglet's birth.
	* '''[[BDSM\|Leather daddy]]''': Nothing wrong with this kind of daddy.		* '''[[BDSM\|Leather daddy]]''': Nothing wrong with this kind of daddy.

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* Evolutionary psychology */

2016-02-01T08:55:03Z

Evolutionary psychology

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	These retards are not biologically predisposed to care about you as much as your biological daddy and are [[Wikipedia:Cinderella effect\|more likely to abuse or kill you]] for being an annoying fuck and or cockblock.		These retards are not biologically predisposed to care about you as much as your biological daddy and are [[Wikipedia:Cinderella effect\|more likely to abuse or kill you]] for being an annoying fuck and or cockblock.

	[[Human]]s are primates that still retain remants of our embarrassing past; and child abuse by step daddy is likely due to the once very popular reproductive strategy of killing some other guy's kid so the mommy would be capable of being "in heat". Thus, the child murderer could then fertilize mommy himself.		[[Human]]s are primates that still retain remants of our embarrassing past; and child abuse by step daddy is likely due to the once very popular reproductive strategy of killing some other guy's kid so the mommy would be capable of being "in heat" (this happens so often in the <s>animal</s> retarded furry kingdom that female baboons have a mechanism to counteract infanticide[http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11132110]). Thus, the child murderer could then fertilize mommy himself.

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* Evolutionary psychology */

2016-02-01T08:51:31Z

Evolutionary psychology

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	These retards are not biologically predisposed to care about you as much as your biological daddy and are [[Wikipedia:Cinderella effect\|more likely to abuse or kill you]] for being an annoying fuck and or cockblock.		These retards are not biologically predisposed to care about you as much as your biological daddy and are [[Wikipedia:Cinderella effect\|more likely to abuse or kill you]] for being an annoying fuck and or cockblock.

	[[Human]]s are primates that still retain remants of our embarrassing past; and child abuse by step daddy is likely due to the once very popular reproductive strategy of killing some other guy's kid so the mommy would be capable of being "in heat". Thus, the child murderer ~~can now~~ fertilize mommy himself.		[[Human]]s are primates that still retain remants of our embarrassing past; and child abuse by step daddy is likely due to the once very popular reproductive strategy of killing some other guy's kid so the mommy would be capable of being "in heat". Thus, the child murderer could then fertilize mommy himself.

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* Step Daddy */

2016-02-01T08:28:30Z

Step Daddy

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	[[Image:GayIncest.jpg\|thumb\|left\|You and your stepdad "[[incest\|bonding]]".]]		[[Image:GayIncest.jpg\|thumb\|left\|You and your stepdad "[[incest\|bonding]]".]]

	A step dad is the worst possible thing that could to happen to you ''(especially if you happen to be [[Ginger]])''. If [[you]] thought your Daddy was bad, you're going to beg for him to come back [[at least 100]] times and tell the police it was all a [[lie]]~~. These retards are not biologically predisposed to care about you as much as your biological daddy and are [[Wikipedia:Cinderella effect\|more likely to abuse or kill you]] for being an annoying fuck~~.		A step dad is the worst possible thing that could to happen to you ''(especially if you happen to be [[Ginger]])''. If [[you]] thought your Daddy was bad, you're going to beg for him to come back [[at least 100]] times and tell the police it was all a [[lie]].

	Most step-dad's enter your life and when [[your mom]] hates your real father, throws him out of the house, steals all his [[Jew gold\|money]] and stuff and then you only see him every other weekend. He moves in and starts trying to replace your real father by [[alcohol\|drinking]] and beating your mom. Just like dad used to. Don't worry, he's just trying to make you feel [[molest\|comfortable]] and letting you know he really cares about you.		Most step-dad's enter your life and when [[your mom]] hates your real father, throws him out of the house, steals all his [[Jew gold\|money]] and stuff and then you only see him every other weekend. He moves in and starts trying to replace your real father by [[alcohol\|drinking]] and beating your mom. Just like dad used to. Don't worry, he's just trying to make you feel [[molest\|comfortable]] and letting you know he really cares about you.
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	It is possible to have moar than just one dad? You can have up to 4. This is Do-able when you parents get a divorce and your mum gets a sex change and marries another man, then your dad turns gay and marries another man, so you have 2 real dads and 2 step dads.		It is possible to have moar than just one dad? You can have up to 4. This is Do-able when you parents get a divorce and your mum gets a sex change and marries another man, then your dad turns gay and marries another man, so you have 2 real dads and 2 step dads.

			==== Evolutionary psychology ====

			These retards are not biologically predisposed to care about you as much as your biological daddy and are [[Wikipedia:Cinderella effect\|more likely to abuse or kill you]] for being an annoying fuck and or cockblock.

			[[Human]]s are primates that still retain remants of our embarrassing past; and child abuse by step daddy is likely due to the once very popular reproductive strategy of killing some other guy's kid so the mommy would be capable of being "in heat". Thus, the child murderer can now fertilize mommy himself.

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

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	*[[Trolldad]]		*[[Trolldad]]
	*[[Blastoise]] - If he was your dad, things'd be different around here...		*[[Blastoise]] - If he was your dad, things'd be different around here...
			*[[List of video games where the final boss is Adolf Hitler or daddy issues]]

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	{{Pedoseries}}		{{Pedoseries}}
			{{Life}}
	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

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	* '''Rich daddy''': In lieu of disappearing into a beer bottle or just disappearing altogether, Rich Daddy is an absentee parent because he's actually doing something productive. Rich Daddy's long-distance [[parenting]] will produce emotional scars, but they typically won't be ones that turn their daughters into serial rape victims. Instead, Rich Daddy will generate [[Daddy's Money Lesbian]]s and various other types of vapid, but well funded and more or less stable, suburbanites.		* '''Rich daddy''': In lieu of disappearing into a beer bottle or just disappearing altogether, Rich Daddy is an absentee parent because he's actually doing something productive. Rich Daddy's long-distance [[parenting]] will produce emotional scars, but they typically won't be ones that turn their daughters into serial rape victims. Instead, Rich Daddy will generate [[Daddy's Money Lesbian]]s and various other types of vapid, but well funded and more or less stable, suburbanites.
	* '''[[Nigger]] Daddy''': Little is known about this daddy because he is gone for [[Over 9000\|over 9000 years]] after his niglet's birth.		* '''[[Nigger]] Daddy''': Little is known about this daddy because he is gone for [[Over 9000\|over 9000 years]] after his niglet's birth. "I'm going out for some cigarettes" is the common leaving call of this daddy. Unfortunately he keeps it too real to ever come back home. Considering most are giant man-children who collect jewelry and debts their being gone is rarely a deep impact on the broken-home they create. His babby's momma is know as a "Welfare-Queen".
	* '''[[BDSM\|Leather daddy]]''': Nothing wrong with this kind of daddy.		* '''[[BDSM\|Leather daddy]]''': Nothing wrong with this kind of daddy.
	* '''Nerd daddy''': a low ~~testorsterom pussy who's~~ occupation is usually computer programmer, ~~master electrician~~, accountant, or something like that. He has gainful, regular employment but isn't filthy rich. He would vomit at the idea of cheating on his wife; he drives a Toyota or a Volvo depending on income level, unless he rides a Vespa or Honda scooter in an attempt to make a "positive impression" on his kids about the importance of conservation, being economical, and reducing your "carbon footprint" on this forsaken ball of mud. He attends his children's sporting events, helps them with their homework, and other stuff that implies he actually isn't a self-absorbed asshole. Nerd Daddy is rarely seen in the wild, due to his lack of potential to produce coke-addled teen starlets, serial killers, attractive girls who disappear during spring break drinking binges, and other types of people [[old media\|the media]] cares about.		* '''Nerd daddy''': a low-testosterone cunt whose occupation is usually computer programmer, engineer, accountant, or something upper-middle class like that. He has gainful, regular employment but isn't filthy rich. He would vomit at the idea of cheating on his wife; he drives a Toyota or a Volvo depending on income level, unless he rides a Vespa or Honda scooter in an attempt to make a "positive impression" on his kids about the importance of conservation, being economical, and reducing your "carbon footprint" on this forsaken ball of mud. He attends his children's sporting events, helps them with their homework, and other stuff that implies he actually isn't a self-absorbed asshole. Nerd Daddy is rarely seen in the wild, due to his lack of potential to produce coke-addled teen starlets, serial killers, attractive girls who disappear during spring break drinking binges, and other types of people [[old media\|the media]] cares about.
	* '''[[pimp\|Sugar daddy]]''': The best daddy of them all. You can have the world for the low low price of your [[vagina]] and other assorted [[buttsecks\|cavities]].		* '''[[pimp\|Sugar daddy]]''': The best daddy of them all. You can have the world for the low low price of your [[vagina]] and/or other assorted [[buttsecks\|cavities]].
	* '''Broke daddy''': [[Uwe Boll]]		* '''Broke daddy''': (see: [[Uwe Boll]])
	* '''Big Daddy''': [[Gay\|Giant, burly men with elaborate tools on their hands]]. You'll face many in your travels, as [[Luring\|they always seem to find you]], and almost always have [[Cock\|what you want]]. ~~Best taken down with the shotgun, machine gun, crossbow or grenade launcher~~.		* '''Big Daddy''': [[Gay\|Giant, burly men with elaborate tools on their hands]]. You'll face many in your travels, as [[Luring\|they always seem to find you]], and almost always have [[Cock\|what you want]]. [[DO IT FAGGOT]].
	*'''[[fail\|Jigaboo daddy]]''': A rapper daddy with a lust for [[pedo\|children]]		*'''[[fail\|Jigaboo daddy]]''': A rapper daddy with a lust for [[pedo\|children]]
	*'''[[Insane\|Insane daddy]]''': What may seem lulzy at first quickly turns into a reenactment of [[The Human Centipede]] when two of your friends come to [[gay\|stay the night]]. Guess what? Daddy knows definitely that [[you]] are the middle piece!		*'''[[Insane\|Insane daddy]]''': What may seem lulzy at first quickly turns into a reenactment of [[The Human Centipede]] when two of your friends come to [[gay\|stay the night]]. Guess what? Daddy knows definitely that [[you]] are the middle piece!
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	A step dad is the worst possible thing that could to happen to you ''(especially if you happen to be [[Ginger]])''. If [[you]] thought your Daddy was bad, you're going to beg for him to come back [[at least 100]] times and tell the police it was all a [[lie]].		A step dad is the worst possible thing that could to happen to you ''(especially if you happen to be [[Ginger]])''. If [[you]] thought your Daddy was bad, you're going to beg for him to come back [[at least 100]] times and tell the police it was all a [[lie]].

	Most step-~~dad's~~ enter your life and when [[your mom]] hates your real father, throws him out of the house, steals all his [[Jew gold\|money]] and stuff and then you only see him every other weekend. He moves in and starts trying to replace your real father by [[alcohol\|drinking]] and beating your mom. Just like dad used to. Don't worry, he's just trying to make you feel [[molest\|comfortable]] and letting you know he really cares about you.		Most step-dads enter your life and when [[your mom]] hates your real father, throws him out of the house, steals all his [[Jew gold\|money]] and stuff and then you only see him every other weekend. He moves in and starts trying to replace your real father by [[alcohol\|drinking]] and beating your mom. Just like dad used to. Don't worry, he's just trying to make you feel [[molest\|comfortable]] and letting you know he really cares about you.

	Most Step-fathers are fans of [[CP]] ~~and~~ [[loli]]. His [[Party van\|computer is a good source of CP]]. Stepdads liek to beat their children because they can hide behind the fact he has no real obligation to look after them. More affectionate stepdads only hooked up with [[your mom]] to get to you - and some [[sick fucks]] like it. Since you're not related it's not really [[incest]] - [[amirite]]?		Most Step-fathers are fans of [[CP]], namely [[loli]]. His [[Party van\|computer is a good source of CP]]. Stepdads liek to beat their children because they can hide behind the fact he has no real obligation to look after them. More affectionate stepdads only hooked up with [[your mom]] to get to you - and some [[sick fucks]] like it. Since you're not related it's not really [[incest]] - [[Yes\|amirite]]?

	It is possible to have moar than just one dad? You can have up to 4. This is Do-able when you parents get a divorce and your mum gets a sex change and marries another man, then your dad turns gay and marries another man, so you have 2 real dads and 2 step dads.		It is possible to have moar than just one dad? You can have up to 4. This is Do-able when you parents get a divorce and your mum gets a sex change and marries another man, then your dad turns gay and marries another man, so you have 2 real dads and 2 step dads.
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	File:Dontwakeupmolly.jpg\|[[babyfuck\|And when he's done with mom...]]		File:Dontwakeupmolly.jpg\|[[babyfuck\|And when he's done with mom...]]
	</gallery>\|<gallery widths="365px" heights="150px">		</gallery>\|<gallery widths="365px" heights="150px">
	File:Francisco de Goya, Saturn Devouring His Son (1819-1823).jpg\|Saturn ate most of his sons in fear that they'd overthrow him. In the original uncensored version of [[Wikipedia:Saturn Devouring His Son\|this painting]] Saturn was drawn with an erect penis, lulz.		File:Francisco de Goya, Saturn Devouring His Son (1819-1823).jpg\|Saturn [[Vore\|ate most of his sons]] in fear that they'd overthrow him. In the original uncensored version of [[Wikipedia:Saturn Devouring His Son\|this painting]] Saturn was drawn with an [[Awesome\|erect penis]], lulz.
	File:Peter Paul Rubens, Saturn Devouring His Son (1636-1638).jpg\|An early artistic depiction of this Greek mythology.		File:Peter Paul Rubens, Saturn Devouring His Son (1636-1638).jpg\|An early artistic depiction of this Greek mythology.
	File:Fuckmydaughter.jpg\|Did you fuck my daughter?!		File:Fuckmydaughter.jpg\|Did you fuck my daughter?!
	File:Come to daddy.jpg\|~~come~~ to daddy		File:Come to daddy.jpg\|Come to daddy.
	</gallery>}}<br>		</gallery>}}<br>