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Gallery

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	File:Dos game isle of the dead.png\|~~<center>~~Nothing of interest...unless you're an overzealous parent.~~</center>~~		File:Dos game isle of the dead.png\|Nothing of interest...unless you're an overzealous parent.
	File:Dos game vette.png\|~~<center>~~D:~~</center>~~		File:Dos game vette.png\|D:
	File:Grace.png\|~~<center>~~MINDBLOWING GRAPHICS!~~</center>~~		File:Grace.png\|MINDBLOWING GRAPHICS!
			File:Niggerinwonderlandtitlescreen.png\|[[Nigger in the Wonder-Land\|Yet another DOS classic]].
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Popular DOS Games: readding my content.

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Popular DOS Games: readding my content.

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Popular DOS Games: readding my content.

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Popular DOS Games: readding my content.

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	'''Heroes of Might & Magic''': Turn based combat and exploration game that will bore you to death twice within the first 5 minutes.		'''Heroes of Might & Magic''': Turn based combat and exploration game that will bore you to death twice within the first 5 minutes.

	'''Hexen''': A heinously pixelated sequel to Heretic. For [[Morons\|people]] who are tired of shooting things in the face and would rather go full retard through tons of dungeons, trying to find a key that ends up being invisible.		'''Hexen''': A heinously pixelated sequel to Heretic. For [[Morons\|people]] who are tired of shooting things in the face and would rather go full retard through tons of dungeons, trying to find a key that ends up being invisible. That said, it has pretty good gib deaths.

	'''Jazz Jackrabbit''': See [[Sonic The Hedgehog]]. Got a 3D version so bad that it was never officially released.		'''Jazz Jackrabbit''': See [[Sonic The Hedgehog]]. Got a 3D version so bad that it was never officially released.

imported>Killerratte: StarCraft was not a DOS game, it was specifically made for Windows 95 and above.

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StarCraft was not a DOS game, it was specifically made for Windows 95 and above.

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	'''Shadow Warrior''': Fortune say: "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."		'''Shadow Warrior''': Fortune say: "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."

	'''[[Starcraft\|StarCraft: Brood War]]''': Game slanted-eye Koreans are known to die in obsession with. Totally awesome piece of shit, until [[Starcraft 2]] came out. Games work like this: Mine minerals. Build base. Destroy enemy base and [[Lulz\|slaughter all of their units]]. [[A winner is you]]

	'''System Shock''': A boring game about hackers and stuff, TL;DR stuff is everywhere written by the small group of people who have actually played it. Still better than [[Bioshock]], though.		'''System Shock''': A boring game about hackers and stuff, TL;DR stuff is everywhere written by the small group of people who have actually played it. Still better than [[Bioshock]], though.

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	'''Command & Conquer''': Mine shit, build your base, get destroyed. 4/10 Would not play again.		'''Command & Conquer''': Mine shit, build your base, get destroyed. 4/10 Would not play again.

	'''Command & Conquer - Red Alert''': Mammoth tank. You win.		'''Command & Conquer - [[Communist\|Red Alert]]''': Mammoth tank. [[A winner is you\|You win.]]

	'''Commander Keen I - VI''': Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Eat candy. Pogo. Pogo.		'''Commander Keen I - VI''': Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Pogo. Eat candy. Pogo. Pogo.
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	'''Descent''': Massacre innocent mining robots for the lulz.		'''Descent''': Massacre innocent mining robots for the lulz.

	'''[[Doom]]''': The only [[~~Virginia Tech massacre~~\|shooter]] for DOS and Windows 95 that everyone actually heard of and still plays. Also known for having a soundtrack that ripped off every metal band ever.		'''[[Doom]]''': The only [[Sandy Hook\|shooter]] for DOS and Windows 95 that everyone actually heard of and still plays. Also known for having a soundtrack that ripped off every metal band ever.

	'''[[Duke Nukem 3D]]''': A game starring a guy who [[Chris Benoit\|kicks ass, takes names, and occasionally murders babies]]. This was the reason for [[Duke Nukem Forever]].		'''[[Duke Nukem 3D]]''': A game starring a guy who [[Chris Benoit\|kicks ass, takes names, and occasionally murders babies]]. This was the reason for [[Duke Nukem Forever]].
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	'''Shadow Warrior''': Fortune say: "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."		'''Shadow Warrior''': Fortune say: "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."

			'''[[Starcraft\|StarCraft: Brood War]]''': Game slanted-eye Koreans are known to die in obsession with. Totally awesome piece of shit, until [[Starcraft 2]] came out. Games work like this: Mine minerals. Build base. Destroy enemy base and [[Lulz\|slaughter all of their units]]. [[A winner is you]]

	'''System Shock''': A boring game about hackers and stuff, TL;DR stuff is everywhere written by the small group of people who have actually played it. Still better than [[Bioshock]], though.		'''System Shock''': A boring game about hackers and stuff, TL;DR stuff is everywhere written by the small group of people who have actually played it. Still better than [[Bioshock]], though.

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	Of course, anyone with half a brain knows that these people are just [[batshit insane\|misunderstood]] or just [[Old\|wise, historic people]].		Of course, anyone with half a brain knows that these people are just [[batshit insane\|misunderstood]] or just [[Old\|wise, historic people]].
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	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

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	File:Dos game isle of the dead.png\|Nothing of interest...unless you're an overzealous parent.		File:Dos game isle of the dead.png\|<center>Nothing of interest...unless you're an overzealous parent.</center>
	File:Dos game vette.png		File:Dos game vette.png\|<center>D:</center>
	File:Grace.png\|MINDBLOWING GRAPHICS!		File:Grace.png\|<center>MINDBLOWING GRAPHICS!</center>
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	A '''MS DOS game''' is an [[At_least_100\|ancient]] relic from an era that most of the retarded Generation Z kiddies never heard of. Most probably because most YouTube's "reviewers", like the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]], spread the image of consoles being the only thing you could ever play on in the 80s and 90s.		A '''MS DOS game''' is an [[At_least_100\|ancient]] relic from an era that most of the retarded Generation Z kiddies never heard of. Most probably because most YouTube's "reviewers", like the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]], spread the image of consoles being the only thing you could ever play on in the 80s and 90s.

	Many [[idiots\|people]] claim that these "games" were better than the modern games of today~~. Though some are good, like the [[Monkey Island]] series~~, most of them were either just plain [[rimjob\|shovelware]] or had eye/ear-[[Rape\|searing]] graphics/sounds.		Many [[idiots\|people]] claim that these "games" were better than the modern games of today, but in reality most of them were either just plain [[rimjob\|shovelware]] or had eye/ear-[[Rape\|searing]] graphics/sounds.


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	'''Heroes of Might & Magic''': Turn based combat and exploration game that will bore you to death twice within the first 5 minutes.		'''Heroes of Might & Magic''': Turn based combat and exploration game that will bore you to death twice within the first 5 minutes.

	'''Hexen''': A heinously pixelated sequel to Heretic. For [[Morons\|people]] who are tired of ~~[[fun\|~~shooting things in the face]] and would rather ~~[[Retarded\|~~go through tons of dungeons, trying to find a key that ends up being invisible~~]]. With that said, it has pretty good gib deaths~~.		'''Hexen''': A heinously pixelated sequel to Heretic. For [[Morons\|people]] who are tired of shooting things in the face and would rather go full retard through tons of dungeons, trying to find a key that ends up being invisible.

	'''Jazz Jackrabbit''': See [[Sonic The Hedgehog]]. Got a 3D version so bad that it was never officially released.		'''Jazz Jackrabbit''': See [[Sonic The Hedgehog]]. Got a 3D version so bad that it was never officially released.
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	'''Lands of Lore''': The first dungeon crawler game that you could consider casualized. Patrick Stewart voice acted this shit, so you know the gameplay is going to be shit.		'''Lands of Lore''': The first dungeon crawler game that you could consider casualized. Patrick Stewart voice acted this shit, so you know the gameplay is going to be shit.

			[[File:Stupidlemmings.gif\|thumb\|Complete walkthrough of Lemmings]]
	'''Lemmings''': The first human simulator, as they are all retarded. The only enjoyment you will find here is making them all an hero.		'''Lemmings''': The first human simulator, as they are all retarded. The only enjoyment you will find here is making them all an hero.

	'''Magic Carpet''': YOU'RE A BADASS SANDNIGGER HADOUKENING BEASTS OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY ON A GODDAMN MAGIC CARPET! COME ABOARD A MAGIC RIDE AND SLAY THE INFIDELS!		'''Magic Carpet''': YOU'RE A BADASS SANDNIGGER HADOUKENING BEASTS OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY ON A GODDAMN MAGIC CARPET! COME ABOARD A MAGIC RIDE AND SLAY THE INFIDELS!

	'''[[Monkey Island]] 1 & 2''': [[Tryhard]] point-and-click adventure games that you should seriously ~~check out~~. Only redeeming factor is that you can [[An Hero\|drown yourself!]]		'''[[Monkey Island]] 1 & 2''': [[Tryhard]] point-and-click adventure games that you should seriously avoid. Only redeeming factor is that you can [[An Hero\|drown yourself!]]

	'''Operation: Body Count''': The authentic counter-terrorist experience, right down to ~~[[fucktarded\|~~using a shotgun as a backup weapon]] and the ~~[[WTF\|~~hell rats.]]		'''Operation: Body Count''': The authentic counter-terrorist experience, right down to using a shotgun as a backup weapon and the hell rats.

			'''Panzer General''': The perfect game for people who wanted the Third Reich to have its final victory. Unfortunately it's clunky as fuck and tough as nails.

	'''Panzer General''': The perfect game for people who wanted the Third Reich to have its final victory. Unfortunately it's clunky as fuck and tough as nails. You "Wehraboos" better check out the game "Panzer Corps".
	[[File:Dos game prince of persia.gif\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Extreme graphic violence in a DOS game.]]		[[File:Dos game prince of persia.gif\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Extreme graphic violence in a DOS game.]]
	'''Prince Of Persia''': You are a sandnigger. Your goal is to steal gold, blow up some towers, and pop a princess's cherry, right after beheading an old man.		'''Prince Of Persia''': You are a sandnigger. Your goal is to steal gold, blow up some towers, and pop a princess's cherry, right after beheading an old man.
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	'''Shadow Warrior''': Fortune say: "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."		'''Shadow Warrior''': Fortune say: "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."

	'''System Shock''': A boring game about ~~[[Hackers]]~~ and stuff, [[TL;DR]] stuff is everywhere written by the small group of people who have actually played it. Still better than [[Bioshock]], though.		'''System Shock''': A boring game about hackers and stuff, TL;DR stuff is everywhere written by the small group of people who have actually played it. Still better than [[Bioshock]], though.

	'''Ultima''': Richard Garriot's RPG that controlled the PC market up until Part VIII, where he and [[EA\|Electronic Arts]] basically fucked everything up. The series was killed with the godawful ninth part. It sadly also caused the creation of the first big MMO, Ultima Online.		'''Ultima''': Richard Garriot's RPG that controlled the PC market up until Part VIII, where he and [[EA\|Electronic Arts]] basically fucked everything up. The series was killed with the godawful ninth part. It sadly also caused the creation of the first big MMO, Ultima Online.