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			{{distinguish\|Denial of Service}}
	[[Image:DOS Sweat Shop.gif\|thumb\|The New American DOS Sweat Shop]]		[[Image:DOS Sweat Shop.gif\|thumb\|The New American DOS Sweat Shop]]
	[[Image:Shootacatintheface.png\|thumb\|Entertainment on DOS revolved primarily around shooting cats in the face, just like in real life.]]		[[Image:Shootacatintheface.png\|thumb\|Entertainment on DOS revolved primarily around shooting cats in the face, just like in real life.]]
	[[image:Wowthatwashard.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|DOS consoles are used by [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS]] like Mike Sandy. ([[Computer Science III]] required.)]]		[[image:Wowthatwashard.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|DOS consoles are used by [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS]] like Mike Sandy. ([[Computer Science III]] required.)]]
	'''DOS''', [[~~not to be confused with~~]] ~~[[Denial of Service\|DoS]], is an ancient Operating System~~ ripped off from '''[[CP]]/M''' [[at least 100 years ago]]. There is much [[drama]] on the [[internets]] regarding exactly who invented DOS. [[Some argue]] that it was [[Jesus]]. Others say ~~that~~ it was some [[Bill Gates\|nob headed kid]] ~~who~~ jizzed on a Xerox machine ~~and out exploded~~ the bloody severed head of Sigourney Weaver. Marked by its exceptional ease of use -- and a whole lot of back[[slash]]ing fun -- this operating system quickly became the crème de la crème of [[fucktard]]s everywhere. Today, DOS is still in use by people that can't get over the fact that having an XT doesn't really mean you can run Lotus Spreadsheets like a pro with a Dot Matrix printer.
			'''DOS''' is an ancient [[operating system]] ripped off from '''[[CP]]/M''' [[at least 100 years ago]]. There is much [[drama]] on the [[internets]] regarding exactly who invented DOS. [[Some argue]] that it was [[Jesus]]. Others say it was some [[Bill Gates\|nob headed kid]] that jizzed on a Xerox machine, exploding the bloody severed head of Sigourney Weaver. Marked by its exceptional ease of use -- and a whole lot of back[[slash]]ing fun -- this operating system quickly became the crème de la crème of [[fucktard]]s everywhere. Today, DOS is still in use by people that can't get over the fact that having an XT doesn't really mean you can run Lotus Spreadsheets like a pro with a Dot Matrix printer.

	[[Uncyclopedia\|Note: As of January 22, 2007, Bill Gates himself told FOX, CBS, and MSNBC, that DOS was purchased from a crack whore, who got it from some hacker she had anal sex with, who thought of the idea when he saw a 3 year old kid making something with water colors and thought, "DOS!"]]		[[Uncyclopedia\|Note: As of January 22, 2007, Bill Gates himself told FOX, CBS, and MSNBC, that DOS was purchased from a crack whore, who got it from some hacker she had anal sex with, who thought of the idea when he saw a 3 year old kid making something with water colors and thought, "DOS!"]]

	Acronym for '''D'''umb '''O'''perating '''S'''ystem, '''D'''efunct '''O'''perating '''S'''ystem, '''D'''efective '''O'''perating '''S'''ystem, and '''D'''ude '''W'''here's '''M'''y '''C'''ar.		[[Acronym]] for '''D'''umb '''O'''perating '''S'''ystem, '''D'''efunct '''O'''perating '''S'''ystem, '''D'''efective '''O'''perating '''S'''ystem, and '''D'''ude '''W'''here's '''M'''y '''C'''ar.

	Dos also means a [[fanboy\|fanatic]] Jew.		Dos also means a [[fanboy\|fanatic]] Jew.
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	::echo YOU ARE A [[Homo\|HOMO]]		::echo YOU ARE A [[Homo\|HOMO]]
	:would display "YOU ARE A [[Homo\|HOMO]]"		:would display "YOU ARE A [[Homo\|HOMO]]"


	;cls		;cls
	:Clear screen		:Clear screen


	;pause		;pause
	:Waits for user to press the Any Key		:Waits for user to press the Any Key


	;dir		;dir
	:<s>Emulates a '[[The Matrix\|Matrix]]' effect in large directories.</s> Disregard that, this is a better way to do it: do "cd .." until it says C:\>. Now do "dir /s" and shit bricks.		:<s>Emulates a '[[The Matrix\|Matrix]]' effect in large directories.</s> Disregard that, this is a better way to do it: do "cd .." until it says C:\>. Now do "dir /s" and shit bricks.


	;<nowiki>rn c:\windows c:\apple</nowiki>		;<nowiki>rn c:\windows c:\apple</nowiki>
	:Useful for changing your operating system to try out OSX		:Useful for changing your operating system to try out OSX


	;<nowiki>cd c:\pr0n\gay\furry</nowiki>		;<nowiki>cd c:\pr0n\gay\furry</nowiki>
	:Helps you find your 16 colors [[furry]] [[gay]] [[porn]].		:Helps you find your 16 colors [[furry]] [[gay]] [[porn]].


	;edit autoexec.bat		;edit autoexec.bat
	:If you go here and [[Delete fucking everything\|delete everything]], you can free up memory on your computer, giving it 64-bit power.		:If you go here and [[Delete fucking everything\|delete everything]], you can free up memory on your computer, giving it 64-bit power.


	;<nowiki>format c: /q /u</nowiki>		;<nowiki>format c: /q /u</nowiki>
	:This enables your dot-matrix printer to create realistic counterfeit money.		:This enables your dot-matrix printer to create realistic counterfeit money.


	;del command.com		;del command.com
	:This is the DOS web browser.		:This is the DOS web browser.


	;del msdos.sys		;del msdos.sys
	:Mandatory command to sort out all DOS problems.		:Mandatory command to sort out all DOS problems.


	;del HAL.DLL		;del HAL.DLL
	:Deletes A Windows Genuine Advantage file that Bill Gates puts on your computer to call it illegal.		:Deletes A Windows Genuine Advantage file that Bill Gates puts on your computer to call it illegal.


	;<nowiki>deltree /y c:\.</nowiki>		;<nowiki>deltree /y c:\.</nowiki>
	:Native virus scanner for DOS. Detects and removes MS-DOS and all known and unknown variants.		:Native virus scanner for DOS. Detects and removes MS-DOS and all known and unknown variants.


	;fdisk /mbr		;fdisk /mbr
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			* [[DOS game]]s
			* [[Command line]]
	* [[Batch]]		* [[Batch]]
	* [[QBasic]]		* [[QBasic]]
	* [[DOS_game\|DOS games]]

	==External links==		==External links==

imported>Uberfukken at 00:54, 14 March 2019

2019-03-14T00:54:52Z

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	{{programming}}		{{programming}}
			{{softwarez}}
	[[Category: Softwarez]]		[[Category: Softwarez]]

imported>Killerratte: /* See Also */

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imported>Schnitzel: Reverted edits by Froggydude (talk) to last revision by TheDOSFag

2018-03-01T01:54:13Z

Reverted edits by Froggydude (talk) to last revision by TheDOSFag

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 ==Important DOS Commands==
-The following are important DOS cummands taht their victims cum onto while they sleep.
+The following are important DOS commands that all [[hacker]]s use to reveal personal information about their victim.
-;cummingze.  And using a <tt>.zip</tt> file would be stupid.  Use <tt>.tar.gz</tt>, <tt>.tar.bz2</tt>, or <tt>.7z</tt>.  If you use 7-Zip you can view and extract your porn later if you open the image in 7-Zip.
+;echo
-cum makes you jizz
+;cls
-jizz makes you ejaculate.
+:Clear screen
-I have no friends is true
 ==See Also==

imported>Froggydude: /* Important DOS Cummands */

2018-03-01T01:45:58Z

Important DOS Cummands

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 ==Important DOS Commands==
-The following are important DOS commands that all [[hacker]]s use to reveal personal information about their victim.
+The following are important DOS cummands taht their victims cum onto while they sleep.
-;echo
+;cummingze.  And using a <tt>.zip</tt> file would be stupid.  Use <tt>.tar.gz</tt>, <tt>.tar.bz2</tt>, or <tt>.7z</tt>.  If you use 7-Zip you can view and extract your porn later if you open the image in 7-Zip.
-;cls
+cum makes you jizz
-:Clear screen
+jizz makes you ejaculate.
+I have no friends is true
 ==See Also==

imported>TheDOSFag: Fitting I would get around to working on this page, considering my namesake. Added some external links to DOSBox and a site to download DOS games for free! I highly recommend them!

2015-04-06T14:49:20Z

Fitting I would get around to working on this page, considering my namesake. Added some external links to DOSBox and a site to download DOS games for free! I highly recommend them!

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imported>TheDOSFag: Fitting I would get around to working on this page, considering my namesake. Added some external links to DOSBox and a site to download DOS games for free! I highly recommend them!

2015-04-06T14:49:20Z

Fitting I would get around to working on this page, considering my namesake. Added some external links to DOSBox and a site to download DOS games for free! I highly recommend them!

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imported>TheDOSFag: Fitting I would get around to working on this page, considering my namesake. Added some external links to DOSBox and a site to download DOS games for free! I highly recommend them!

2015-04-06T14:49:20Z

Fitting I would get around to working on this page, considering my namesake. Added some external links to DOSBox and a site to download DOS games for free! I highly recommend them!

← Older revision	Revision as of 14:49, 6 April 2015
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imported>TheDOSFag: Fitting I would get around to working on this page, considering my namesake. Added some external links to DOSBox and a site to download DOS games for free! I highly recommend them!

2015-04-06T14:49:20Z

Fitting I would get around to working on this page, considering my namesake. Added some external links to DOSBox and a site to download DOS games for free! I highly recommend them!

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	[[Image:DOS Sweat Shop.gif\|thumb\|The New American DOS Sweat Shop]]		[[Image:DOS Sweat Shop.gif\|thumb\|The New American DOS Sweat Shop]]
	[[Image:Shootacatintheface.png\|thumb\|Entertainment on DOS revolved primarily around shooting cats in the face, just like in real life.]]		[[Image:Shootacatintheface.png\|thumb\|Entertainment on DOS revolved primarily around shooting cats in the face, just like in real life.]]
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	* [[Batch]]		* [[Batch]]
	* [[QBasic]]		* [[QBasic]]

			==External links==
			*[http://www.dosbox.com/information.php?page=0 DOSBox-an emulation of the original DOS, only it doesn't crash as often, also it's free]
			*[http://www.myabandonware.com/ MyAbandonware-another place where you can download DOS games! Also for free!]

	{{programming}}		{{programming}}
	[[Category: Softwarez]]		[[Category: Softwarez]]

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	* [[Batch]]		* [[Batch]]
	* [[QBasic]]		* [[QBasic]]
			* [[DOS_game\|DOS games]]

	==External links==		==External links==