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	\|If Georgetown is going to be the only location in NW providing drivers’ license services, could it please not be closed on Mondays? Is it a fucking bakery now??\|The DC DMV Fails		\|If Georgetown is going to be the only location in NW providing drivers’ license services, could it please not be closed on Mondays? Is it a fucking bakery now??<br><br><br><br><br>\|The DC DMV Fails

	\|If you’re going to have non-standard hours for your DMV, could you please not jack up the code on your website to the point where said website doesn’t display correctly on an iPhone so that people can fucking find out your shit is closed?\|No, no they cannot.		\|If you’re going to have non-standard hours for your DMV, could you please not jack up the code on your website to the point where said website doesn’t display correctly on an iPhone so that people can fucking find out your shit is closed?<br><br><br>\|No, no they cannot.

	\|We figured, well, our employees at the DMV already stick to a strict ‘no smiling at work’ rule, so everyone should look equally pissed off in their pictures, too.\|Karen Chappell, deputy commissioner of the Virginia DMV		\|We figured, well, our employees at the DMV already stick to a strict ‘no smiling at work’ rule, so everyone should look equally pissed off in their pictures, too.<br><br><br><br><br>\|Karen Chappell, deputy commissioner of the Virginia DMV

	\|The Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles on Tuesday recalled a license plate that appeared to have coded references glorifying Adolf Hitler.\|The license plate had a 14 in it.		\|The Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles on Tuesday recalled a license plate that appeared to have coded references glorifying Adolf Hitler.<br><br><br><br><br>\|The license plate had a 14 in it.

	\|The hatchet-faced woman staffing the camera station must have seen a hundred people that day. She seemed to have only two phrases: “Stand there” and “Next,” each uttered with curt disdain and a spasmodic jerk of her head.\|Description of the picture taking process.		\|The hatchet-faced woman staffing the camera station must have seen a hundred people that day. She seemed to have only two phrases: “Stand there” and “Next,” each uttered with curt disdain and a spasmodic jerk of her head.<br><br><br>\|Description of the picture taking process.

	\|I really don’t think that the Department of Motor Vehicles has the authority to do what they’re doing, and when you look at my background, which is working for government entities almost my entire life, that’s quite a statement. You are asking me to say, in essence, it’s okay for you to go — to violate people’s rights.\|California Superior Court Judge Victoria G. Chaney on DMV scam operations.		\|I really don’t think that the Department of Motor Vehicles has the authority to do what they’re doing, and when you look at my background, which is working for government entities almost my entire life, that’s quite a statement. You are asking me to say, in essence, it’s okay for you to go — to violate people’s rights.<br>\|California Superior Court Judge Victoria G. Chaney on DMV scam operations.

	\|Why are DMV employees so stupid? Seriously, where do they find these people? They simply cannot wrap their little brains around anything outside of their shallow daily protocol. They just keep chirping back with the same stupid, irrelevant answers. God, this country is in bad shape.\|~~Yahoo question~~		\|Why are DMV employees so stupid? Seriously, where do they find these people? They simply cannot wrap their little brains around anything outside of their shallow daily protocol. They just keep chirping back with the same stupid, irrelevant answers. God, this country is in bad shape.<br><br>\|Concerned Citizen.

	\|The DMV is a govt agency accountable to no one.\|Yahoo answer		\|The DMV is a govt agency accountable to no one.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>\|Yahoo answer

	\|She was talking at about three words a minute, so I was already at the limits of patience. Seven hours later, Latrice informs me that my driver's license was canceled ELEVEN MONTHS AGO. Dumbfounded, I asked how the hell could that have happened? Latrice informed me that she would not be listening to no blasphemy, and when I asked to speak to her supervisor, she hung up.\|rage.		\|She was talking at about three words a minute, so I was already at the limits of patience. Seven hours later, Latrice informs me that my driver's license was canceled ELEVEN MONTHS AGO. Dumbfounded, I asked how the hell could that have happened? Latrice informed me that she would not be listening to no blasphemy, and when I asked to speak to her supervisor, she hung up.\|rage.

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	*[http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-05-25-licenses_N.htm No smiling!]		*[http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-05-25-licenses_N.htm No smiling!]
	*[http://~~hamptonroads~~.~~com~~/~~2010/04/va-dmv-recalls-plate-hitler-connotations?page=2&cid=mc~~ No Hitlers!]		*[http://archive.fo/PB8sZ No Hitlers!]
	*[http://www.ripoffreport.com/questionable-activities/state-of-nevada-dmv/state-of-nevada-dmv-state-of-869bb.htm A sad, but common story.]		*[http://www.ripoffreport.com/questionable-activities/state-of-nevada-dmv/state-of-nevada-dmv-state-of-869bb.htm A sad, but common story.]
	*[http://www.laweekly.com/2008-06-26/news/thousands-of-drunks-beat-the-california-dmv/ A small victory against the DMV.]		*[http://www.laweekly.com/2008-06-26/news/thousands-of-drunks-beat-the-california-dmv/ A small victory against the DMV.]
	*{{archive\|oV82W\|Bioch!}}		*{{archive\|oV82W\|Bioch!}}
	*[http://dmvchronicles.wordpress.com/ A DMV employee's blog.] Note the excessive levels of smarm.		*[http://dmvchronicles.wordpress.com/ A DMV employee's blog.] Note the excessive levels of smarm.
	*[http://~~www~~.~~jsonline.com/news/wisconsin~~/~~29451999.html~~ DMV now twice as slow!]		*[http://archive.fo/J56la DMV now twice as slow!]

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	<center>		\|<youtube>Yz3bDON9bNo</youtube>'''This pretty much sums up the whole experience .'''
	<youtube>Yz3bDON9bNo</youtube>~~<br />~~		\|<youtube>0BGNFdK1twI</youtube>'''The DMV takes this sort of thing seriously.'''
	'''This pretty much sums up the whole experience .'''~~<br /><br />~~		}}\|border=#000000\|background=#ffffff}}</center>
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	'''The DMV takes this sort of thing seriously.'''
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	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	What would you call a place where there is a huge line going in, but nobody ever comes out? This place is full of woeful, suffering people, tormented by the denizens inside, who must endure an eternity of slowly increasing anguish and suffering. Speaking of those denizens, they are a pack of leering, slavering demons; usually [[fat]], always slow, and permanently in a foul mood.		What would you call a place where there is a huge line going in, but nobody ever comes out? This place is full of woeful, suffering people, tormented by the denizens inside, who must endure an eternity of slowly increasing anguish and suffering. Speaking of those denizens, they are a pack of leering, slavering demons; usually [[fat]], always slow, and permanently in a foul mood.

	This place… most people would call it Hell, but for the purposes of this article, you can refer to it as the '''DMV'''.		This place… most people would call it [[Hell]], but for the purposes of this article, you can refer to it as the '''DMV'''.

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imported>AlGore: /* External Links */ fuck my bad i'm drunk

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	*[http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/29451999.html DMV now twice as slow!]		*[http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/29451999.html DMV now twice as slow!]

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	[[Category:People]][[Category:IRL Shit]][[Category:Abnormal Psych]][[Category:Law]][[Category:2010]]		[[Category:People]][[Category:IRL Shit]][[Category:Abnormal Psych]][[Category:Law]][[Category:2010]]

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	[[Category:People]][[Category:IRL Shit]][[Category:Abnormal Psych]][[Category:Law]][[Category:2010]]		[[Category:People]][[Category:IRL Shit]][[Category:Abnormal Psych]][[Category:Law]][[Category:2010]]

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	*[http://www.ripoffreport.com/questionable-activities/state-of-nevada-dmv/state-of-nevada-dmv-state-of-869bb.htm A sad, but common story.]		*[http://www.ripoffreport.com/questionable-activities/state-of-nevada-dmv/state-of-nevada-dmv-state-of-869bb.htm A sad, but common story.]
	*[http://www.laweekly.com/2008-06-26/news/thousands-of-drunks-beat-the-california-dmv/ A small victory against the DMV.]		*[http://www.laweekly.com/2008-06-26/news/thousands-of-drunks-beat-the-california-dmv/ A small victory against the DMV.]
	*~~[http://gawker.com/5543082/bioch-and-eat-ass-a-tale-of-two-hilarious-dmv-snafus~~ Bioch!]		*{{archive\|oV82W\|Bioch!}}
	*[http://dmvchronicles.wordpress.com/ A DMV employee's blog.] Note the excessive levels of smarm.		*[http://dmvchronicles.wordpress.com/ A DMV employee's blog.] Note the excessive levels of smarm.
	*[http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/29451999.html DMV now twice as slow!]		*[http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/29451999.html DMV now twice as slow!]

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Things You Will See at the DMV

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	\|If Georgetown is going to be the only location in NW providing drivers’ license services, could it please not be closed on Mondays? Is it a fucking bakery now??\|The DC DMV Fails		\|If Georgetown is going to be the only location in NW providing drivers’ license services, could it please not be closed on Mondays? Is it a fucking bakery now??<br><br><br><br><br>\|The DC DMV Fails

	\|If you’re going to have non-standard hours for your DMV, could you please not jack up the code on your website to the point where said website doesn’t display correctly on an iPhone so that people can fucking find out your shit is closed?\|No, no they cannot.		\|If you’re going to have non-standard hours for your DMV, could you please not jack up the code on your website to the point where said website doesn’t display correctly on an iPhone so that people can fucking find out your shit is closed?<br><br><br>\|No, no they cannot.

	\|We figured, well, our employees at the DMV already stick to a strict ‘no smiling at work’ rule, so everyone should look equally pissed off in their pictures, too.\|Karen Chappell, deputy commissioner of the Virginia DMV		\|We figured, well, our employees at the DMV already stick to a strict ‘no smiling at work’ rule, so everyone should look equally pissed off in their pictures, too.<br><br><br><br><br>\|Karen Chappell, deputy commissioner of the Virginia DMV

	\|The Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles on Tuesday recalled a license plate that appeared to have coded references glorifying Adolf Hitler.\|The license plate had a 14 in it.		\|The Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles on Tuesday recalled a license plate that appeared to have coded references glorifying Adolf Hitler.<br><br><br><br><br>\|The license plate had a 14 in it.

	\|The hatchet-faced woman staffing the camera station must have seen a hundred people that day. She seemed to have only two phrases: “Stand there” and “Next,” each uttered with curt disdain and a spasmodic jerk of her head.\|Description of the picture taking process.		\|The hatchet-faced woman staffing the camera station must have seen a hundred people that day. She seemed to have only two phrases: “Stand there” and “Next,” each uttered with curt disdain and a spasmodic jerk of her head.<br><br><br>\|Description of the picture taking process.

	\|I really don’t think that the Department of Motor Vehicles has the authority to do what they’re doing, and when you look at my background, which is working for government entities almost my entire life, that’s quite a statement. You are asking me to say, in essence, it’s okay for you to go — to violate people’s rights.\|California Superior Court Judge Victoria G. Chaney on DMV scam operations.		\|I really don’t think that the Department of Motor Vehicles has the authority to do what they’re doing, and when you look at my background, which is working for government entities almost my entire life, that’s quite a statement. You are asking me to say, in essence, it’s okay for you to go — to violate people’s rights.<br>\|California Superior Court Judge Victoria G. Chaney on DMV scam operations.

	\|Why are DMV employees so stupid? Seriously, where do they find these people? They simply cannot wrap their little brains around anything outside of their shallow daily protocol. They just keep chirping back with the same stupid, irrelevant answers. God, this country is in bad shape.\|~~Yahoo question~~		\|Why are DMV employees so stupid? Seriously, where do they find these people? They simply cannot wrap their little brains around anything outside of their shallow daily protocol. They just keep chirping back with the same stupid, irrelevant answers. God, this country is in bad shape.<br><br>\|Concerned Citizen.

	\|The DMV is a govt agency accountable to no one.\|Yahoo answer		\|The DMV is a govt agency accountable to no one.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>\|Yahoo answer

	\|She was talking at about three words a minute, so I was already at the limits of patience. Seven hours later, Latrice informs me that my driver's license was canceled ELEVEN MONTHS AGO. Dumbfounded, I asked how the hell could that have happened? Latrice informed me that she would not be listening to no blasphemy, and when I asked to speak to her supervisor, she hung up.\|rage.		\|She was talking at about three words a minute, so I was already at the limits of patience. Seven hours later, Latrice informs me that my driver's license was canceled ELEVEN MONTHS AGO. Dumbfounded, I asked how the hell could that have happened? Latrice informed me that she would not be listening to no blasphemy, and when I asked to speak to her supervisor, she hung up.\|rage.